>3 days since last masturbated >want to go for a wank >getting

It does show up.

They always test your testosterone levels. They pick up a particular testosterone signature after testing a wankers blood.

Then they give you the "look".

Everybody masturbates senpai

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>>35024143

Can't you just say you had sex with a qt girl? Your body still treats it the same way right? It's just an orgasm in the end, right?

>>35024166
Well obviously not if they pick up on your virgin aura

>>35024166
No, they can trace your hand DNA and unique hand stroke patterns.

Worry about your autism before anything else man

>>35024166
Doesn't work. After sex the test. levels are different to a wankers one. Usually far lower.

They will take your blood, tell you to go to the waiting room, and then run it through the blood-o-meter. Within 10 minutes of taking your blood, they are going to know your jerked off.

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>>35024193
cant cure autism man

>>35024166
that have a machine that they have you stick your dick into that detects your virginity levels

there's no lying about it, brother

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>>35024099
they will know

no, it couldn't have been sex with a qt, nor could it have been exercise. There's only one logical explanation for the high testosterone levels
...fapping

>>35024196
Used to work as a lab tech and "Guess the Wanker" was one of the ways we would pass the time. You don't want to know all the other stuff that can be identified with a simple blood test.