Riskiest Faps you've had

>be 30
>mom is in the next room
>doors open
>masturbate to sissy hypnosis porn
>cum on my stomach
>quietly go into bathroom
>clean up and stay for ten minutes to make it seem like I'm taking a dump

>>35020453
>22
>practically suicidal
>necrophile
>driving for hours, go out of state at some point
>I don't even know where in the country I am
>it's snowing, I pull to the side of the road
>there's a church and a cemetery right fucking there
>I am possessed
>walk behind the largest statue I can find and hold the closest headstone
>grind against it like my life depends on it
>unzip my pants and masturbate right then and there
>run back to my car, nobody has seen me yet
>masturbate again
>the cold only makes it better
>finally a car drives by just as I'm cumming
>break down completely, can't compose myself
>make the several hour long car drive back home and have to go back to work in the morning

I have a hell of a lot more

>>35020453

>Still living with parents
>Stoned before dinner
>Having a nice wank
>Very close to dinnertime so decide to cum
>While cumming mum shouts "anon, dinners ready"
>Have to reply or she gets weird/anxious
>Shout "I'm coming" to mum...while cumming, literally shooting ropes of spunk while talking to parent.

>>35020453

What the fuck kind of parents just walk in on you without knocking first?

I did a slow fap edge with my dad in the room

I was on my mom's work laptop doing the slow rubbing fap. Eventually came and I was also sweaty as fuck from the laptop heat and blanket.

His eyes were glued to his video poker but still..
He must have known

Once wanked in the bushes near a children's playground
>inb4 pedo
No it was a spur of the moment thing and I was 14 at the time.

>>35020649
tell us about another one of your adventures

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>at a friend's house, playing games
>his gf comes over, 7/10
>they do loud sex in the next room
>"ha, I know how I'll get back at him"
>rub the back of my dick on the carpet til I nut

>>35020453
>be 15
>at friends house
>everyone is asleep
>realize you have to sleep on the couch
>no blanket
>go to friend's moms room to ask for one
>milf alert
>shes passed out
>know from prior experience she sleeps with shirt and panties
>shifts blanket carefully
>fap

I'm McLovin' it

>>35020990
>11-13, maybe 10
>at a funeral for a family friend
>open casket
>struggling desperately not to do anything lewd while anyone's there
>wait until everyone clears out and goes to the reception area
>sneak back
>the body is right fucking there in all of its beauty
>I go up to her with my little kid hands
>run them along her legs, her torso, her arms
>along her breasts
>shaking
>so fucking paranoid, glancing back at the door every other second, but I can't stop
>about to kiss her, despite every neuron firing for me to stop
>THINK I HEAR SOMETHING FROM THE BACK OF THE ROOM
>fucking panic and cling to one of the walls, trying to be as sneaky as possible
>no one was there
>absolutely panicked, sneak out of the room
>go back to the reception and try to act normal for several hours
>cry hysterically when I got back home

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>>35020453
>tfw been stinking up all the bathrooms in the house with fapmust since i was 12

everyone knows but dosent say anything

go pale when dad has gustered it.

>>35021264
fuck man that made me nervous just reading that!

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>>35020453
>16 or 17 at the time
>at vacation with mom and sister
>Stay at a house
>Sleep in room with great grandma/aunt
>Sleep in the fucking island heat
>Wake up from thinking about this one videogame character
>Strong urge to fap
>Grandma is right there on the other bed
>abandon morals because i'm too horny
>fap to pic related as quietly as I can
>cum loads
>no one knew what happened
She died 3-4 years ago too

I agree that exact same thing happen to be when I shoved my dick in my pants and was cumming in my undies when my mom and the cable man walked in. I'm sure they knew too.

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>after a test in 7th grade
>bored
>decide to fap under my hoodie in the middle of class while everyone was testing
>nut into hoodie
>take it off
>mfw nobody ever knew that I did it
I could have done it again, but I didn't feel like risking it

>>35021574
tfw not sure if sarcastic or serious

>be 12
>parents sent me on a three hour bus ride to visit grandparents
>recently discovered masturbating
>didn't realize it was socially taboo to do it publically
>get boner
>find sexiest music video on IPod
>jack off with hand in pants
>nut all over underwear and pants

It was a really empty bus, so I pray no one noticed, but only later did I realize how fucked up that was.

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>14-15
>road trip with family, aunt, and maybe cousins (?)
>2 am on a neverending country road
>driving dad's the only one awake
>everybody's asleep
>sit in the back seat, horny bc of hot aunt
>motorola (tm) flip phone was dead, no nudes
>rubbing my frenulum
>sneakysnek
>bout to blow, can't ruin pants and undies tho
>no tissues, need something to bust into
>i really need this
>i fucking see it
>an empty fritos bag, small size
>perfecto
>trying not to crinkle the bag and wake anyone up
>spurt into the bag, dick prob smells like fritos
>"haha i guess it really is junk food"
>fold up the bag, put into plastic bag for trash
>sleep like a baby
I get desperate on road trips, man.

>>35020649
>I have a hell of a lot more
please do tell

>>35022222
How can I say no to those digits?

Give me just a minute

>>35021264
Are you the girl from the other thread?
Also, I really like your stories

>>35022222
>>35022241
>it's Independence Day
>fireworks, have a backpack full of beer
>a friend came along with me to sneak into a cemetery
>we jump the 6' tall gate no problem, wander around for hours watching the fireflies and awkwardly trying to talk
>she eventually passes out on a mausoleum
>I sneak behind a gravestone and masturbate furiously
>we haven't seen any guards all night but my heart is pounding so hard I think I'm going to have a heart attack
>finally cum
>my friend stirs in her sleep
>scares me beyond all reason
>wind up staying up until break of dawn
>she doesn't comment on how disheveled I am or if I smell or anything
>we never stayed the night at a cemetery together again
>she knew

>>35022275
Probably. I'm really glad you're enjoying them.

>>35020453
When i was 14 i jerked off in the washroom of a walk in clinic

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>>35022222
I'M COMMIN ELIZABETH
IT'S THE BIG ONE

>>35022354
>i sneak behind a gravestone and masturbate furiously
that made me giggle
care to share anymore with us? i'm enjoying these too much

>>35022586
One more before I go to bed
>trying to be a normalfag as hard as I can
>seduce someone in the barracks that I live in
>he's all over me, invites me to his room one night after we've both had a lot to drink
>I tie him up and blindfold him
>brought a movie with me on a USB
>put Nekromantik on his laptop
>try fucking him while its playing
>he's too warm, can't get off
>try jerking him off, still can't get off
>wait until he passes out, still tied up and blindfolded
>masturbate so hard I hurt myself
>curl up in abject shame and spend an hour making sure there's no trace of the video on his computer
>go back to my room and jerk off some more until I pass out from shame and exhaustion

>>35022354
How did your fetish develop?

>>35022803
I've had it for as long as I can remember. Never had crushes on boys or girls but was always unnaturally attracted to the dead. Always reading up on anatomy and decomposition and trying to get close to things that had died. I'm sure it started because of my horrific upbringing and the way that my parents impressed upon me that I wasn't supposed to have normal relationships or be with anyone, and how they acted so normal and respectable and loving at funerals compared to anywhere else...

>>35021978
>didn't realize it was socially taboo to do it [sic] publically
what land are you from?

>>35020453
>12-14 I don't remember
>only just discovering masturbation
>do it whenever I can get a free moment
>At one point I'm at my cousin's place in Virginia
>Still sleeping in a bed with my mom
>scoot as far away from her as I can
>extremelyshameful.jpg
>thankfully since I'd been jerking so much I didn't actually produce any cum

I'm taking that secret to the fucking grave.

>>35021603

This makes me feel infinitely better about >>35023021

>14 years old
>Go to this huge dirt lot that has mounds of dirt in it
>One road next to it, pretty far away
>Climb onto mound
>Looking at the awesome view from up on it
>Get horny
>Whip it out and fap
>Cum on some dead plants
It was a really nice day too.

Not my story, but a good one
>Be me
>14
>Every year the school takes kids to Washington D.C for 4 nights, 4 days for like $1,500
>We get to be in rooms with our friends
>Before the trip, we make strict "No fapping" rules
>3rd night
>One of my friends is passed out on the couch
>The other one says he needs to go the bathroom and I think nothing of it
>While he's "pooping" I decide to play some music
>I turn on his bluetooth speaker to connect to it
>Moans and "Fuck me!"s come out
>He was still connected to it
>He walks out of the bathroom looking guilty as fuck
>I yell at him, waking up my friend who was sleeping and I tell him what happened
>Teacher knocks on the door
>"Hey boys, what's all the noise about?"
>"Um, an argument..."
>"Okay, just please keep it down"
>We didn't talk for the rest of the trip

>>35021264
you deserve ur own thread

I've got plenty. I find it fun to masturbate in unusual places or risky situations. I've done it while driving a few times. Once in the bathtub in a really weird public bathroom. I'll greentext one:

> Band trip, 18yo
> We take a bus from Missouri to New York, 23hr ride
> Managed to not fap the whole week we were in NY
> Bus ride home
> Know I'll end up super horny and bored at some point, so I stole some hotel lotion, which only increases the horniness
> It becomes late night on the bus, everyone is sleeping.
> Climb over my friend in the seat next to my, trying not to wake him or anyone else up on my way to the bus bathroom
> Took a while in there because of paranoia, bumpy road, shitty lotion, bus bathroom stench, etc.
> Come out to everyone awake saying "Where'd anon go?"
> We arrived at a rest stop while I was in the bathroom.

>>35023693
Asshole you can't be mad at a guy for getting horny.

>>35022947
The land of parents who choose to just ignore the sex talk.

>>35020649
>tfw no adventurous necrophile bf

>>35020848
I don't understand why youd take a risk like this. It isn't worth it.

>>35022042
>>"haha i guess it really is junk food"

Also, they knew, which actually applies to almost everyone in this thread. There's no way your dad didn't hear that.

I was a fucking idiot when I was a kid
>masturbated in the back of the car while my dad was driving (multiple times)
>masturbate while my mom is in the next room over, there's a partition between the rooms with an open window
>masturbate while both of my parents are in the room under the blanket
>masturbate in the same bed as my mom, have to get up and go to the bathroom to finish and she comes in just as I finish and asks me if I'm feeling alright
>tell my mom I'm going to bed and to come tuck me in, then go upstairs and start masturbating knowing full well she's coming up to tuck me in (this was the one and only time i got caught)