Anyway robots, how's your sex life?

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>>35020155
Is Tommy /ourguy/?

>>35020155
Pretty good at least I can fap still

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>sex

I SMELL BEER
I SMELL RUM
I SMELL THE BLOOD OF SOME NORMIE SCUM
FEE
FI
FO
FUM
IN A GIRL, YOU HAVE CUM
FUM
FO
FI
FEE
GET OUT NORMAN, FUCKING RREEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35020155
Fleshlights make me cum in 30 seconds or less.

What is a "sex life"?

>>35020155
I'm confused. Can a robot have sex or not because you anons change the rules every day it seems.

>>35020155
I masturbate before falling asleep.

That's about it. Sometimes I masturbate when I'm really bored.

tommy is an honorary robot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K40IToeN51Y

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Almost lost my virginity to my oneitis, couldn't get hard. All she did was tease me, lead me on and fuck with my head so I dropped her. Now I'm using some app to try and get laid.

>pic related

fuck roasties man, pic related happend to me many times

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>>35020155
it's not over, everybody betray me
i fed up with this world

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>tfw I got the results of the test back and definitely have breast cancer.
>tfw no one cares or even reacts to my announcement.

>>35020283
>he doesn't subscribe to /r9k/weekly
Newfag

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>>35020155
>have necrophilia
>fap 1-4 times a day
>have wet dreams every night
>never satisfied
>always obsessed with very decomposed dead bodies
JUST

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>>35021491
Become a mortician anon. You fucking disgusting waste of flesh you, become a mortician.

>>35021608
I'm studying to become a forensic pathologist.

>>35020155
Exactly the same as my salary/income.
Go on, take a guess faggot.