It's that time again lads. Get a bingo and you have to leave /r9k/ for as many weeks as your last digit.
>>35020141
>not fat is the same as in good shape
HAH
Whale would you look at that
Vacation
House party
Birthday party
And parents proud I think
Am I a normie now?
>>35020156
you have to make a judgement call anon
This is why I'm a cyborg.
Orig
Way too fucking close
used to play football when i was a kid with neighbourhood kids and in primary school with classmates
been to some birthday party instead of my brther when he didnt want to go as a primary school kid but literally nothing else
and im not alone since i live with a large family
Is there a sheet for robot bingo?
just fuck my life up senpai
originalio my grandfather died from polio
Moshi Moshi. Watashi wa I wanna fucking end my self-desu.
winner winner chicken dinner
Who /failed normie/ here?
>>35020317
Here you go anon
Enjoy
Orig
Heeyy I did pretty good
You guys are normies
>>35020317
i found this anon
>>35020404
actually missed two boxes
>>35020406
>>35020430
Thanks anons, really appreciate it
Not sure if I won normal fag bingo. I usually go to raves on my birthday and new year but I do not go with friends. Does that count as being alone or not?
i went on a school trip to Belgium when i was 14 so idk if you lads would count that as vacation with non senpai
>>35020196
you madman
>>35020207
how can you afford all that? you must be pretty rich without a job
>>35020266
pretty laddish
>>35020290
faggot (ironically of course) ily
>>35020304
>played football
>not rugby
mate
>>35020380
where do you work desu
>>35020383
most robot ITT
>>35020485
I was working at a grocery store but now I'm entering the chair force
>>35020141
the only one that applies to me is "have had a job"
>>35020430
I avoid loserdom by less than a inch seriously one for each column.
>>35020141
what does this even mean, i'm half normie?
>>35020551
im a huge loser and a failure, but hey, at least im not fat
>>35020575
That's all that's matters.
Orig
>>35020430
Cargo shorts are comfy though
>>35020623
it reminds me that i need to start complaining about summerfags upcoming summer
>>35020141
you guys are way too hard on yourselves.
>>35020645
i dont wear cargo shorts cause im a degeneracyfag tho
>>35020555
It makes you a cyborg
I may be an ugly loser, but at least im an ugly loser with confidence. I can get pussy easily without friends or tinder
no bingo
i guess that means i am a robot right?
>>35020485
i used to play rugby too as a kid, but that was more of a meme since i live in central europe
football is the only thing that exists (well, it was when i was a kid, before the handball mania)
is there one of these for pol?
when did so many norms come to r9k
what the heck am i man
>>35020844
>t. mommy's big boy
>>35020141
Sheeeeit guess I gotta leave.
>>35020884
>goes out (parties, concerts, vacations)
>talks to people normally
>has a sizable group of friends
>used drugs like literally all the cool kids
>been with a girl
>had a job
youre a full normie who is only a few kg and glasses of booze less from being a chad
>>35020485
Thanks desu. Although realistically most actual robots would just call me a failed normie.
I'm almost a normie I guess
>>35020141
Well that was a waste, I didnt get any of them.
>>35020141
What's my score?
What does this make me
I paid an escort to lose my virginity
>>35020141
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.00% content). My cat is warm, my outlook is cold
>>35020406
life is just pain. I am numb now
>>35020141
la la la la la help me, help me
>>35020141
I legit cant fill a single box
>go on vacation to South America
>sitting in a public square drinking a beer by myself
>say hello to some girls gawking at me
>socialize with a few strangers and get taken out to go salsa dancing
>do the same thing again the next night
>girls I said "hello" to recognize me, say some shit in Spanish, start walking past
>one of them stops and runs back to me, offers me a cup
>take cup, she pours aguardiente in it
>forces me to do shot after shot after shot
>literally no idea what's going on
>don't have my cell phone or debit card on me so whatever
>start making out
>next thing I know I'm in a taxi
>going up into some hillside slum
>says in broken English not to make any noise or "my father beat you, he beat you"
>have sex
>splooge on her face
>try to leave
>"no, no, too dangerous"
>hear a literal fucking gunshot from down the street followed by some screaming
tfw
All you fucking normies need to fucking leave. GET OUT! GET OUT!
I have a feeling like I belong to this place. Not a bad thing though.
>>35022637
Pathetic Loser Edition: BINGO!!!
>>35020141
Not even close boys
>>35020485
i actually just forgot to check the job box anon
>>35022742
Did this one too
>>35020141
>not fat
>have job
>drugs
>not fat
>drugs
captcha asks me to select all images with trees
cheating at this game yo
>>35020141
>i'm pretty, people are very likely to compliment me
>my parents used to throw partys on my birthday, untill i was 5
>i'm very likely to interect with people on the internet
>i have had one girlfriend in my entire life, who have taked my virginity
>drugs are the best way to escape from reality
>my family cares about me
>i have had a girlfriend, and she always lied to me
>i have some friends, who have birthday parties
Why do I even post here desu
>>35020141
TFW /fit/ ROBOT
OriginalSpaghetti
What do I win other than solitude?
No bingo here folks
>>35020141
The only one I have done is drugs wow I'm a pretty big loser compared to all you fucking normalfag fucks from /b/
this is a certified original post
>>35020141
Wow just missed it. Woo hoo I can stay here.
>>35020141
Yeah,yeah, l know "REEEEE!"
>>35022749
you cheeky devil you
where do you work?
girls make me anxious, nobody knows tho
1 suicide please
>>35020141
Am I still one of you all...
>>35024349
Iook again autismo
>>35020141
Rolling to leave this place forever
>>35020141
>tfw when you have none of those boxes checked.
I dont think i can make it.
I still won't leave and you can't make me.
>>35020141
if you guys saw my face you would laugh at me
also when a girl said i love you she was lying
>>35025726
forgot thihng
being a failed normie hurts more desu
I'm a failure, you're defective.
>>35020141
I swear I'm not a full normie. I swear...
Give me like 2 years and I will have almost all of these filled
I think it reflects me as a person
>>35020141
[bingo ok]
w e w close
>mfw I get compliments regularly
People probably think I'm a potential school shooter or just feel pity for the quiet person.
Nice Bingos, bad board
>>35020141
You posted mine
>not a virgin
>still not chad?
I wanted to submit one but I literally haven't done a SINGLE FUCKING THING ON THAT CHART
tfw 10 month relationship with cute 16 year old gf feels good man saved my life