I spent last Valentine's Day fucking hookers.

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>>35019346
well you can at least feel good that you're able to do that over in Yurostan. Here in Burgerland keeping prostitution outlawed is one of the few things all our politicians agree on. Except for a few bits of non-Vegas Nevada in the middle of nowhere 2,000 miles away, apparently it's okay there, sometimes.

>>35019459
Oh I'm from the US, I just decided to go there after reading a lot online about FKK clubs. I can guarantee I wouldn't have had as good a time if I paid some random hooker or went to Nevada or something.

>>35019459
Thanks god hookers are allowed here. The ones hurt the most by this are the robots. No wonder there are so many school shooters in the US, autists need to relieve themselves too

>>35019346
well, greentext that shit man.

How does it work when you're alone with them. Do they just go at it or can you sort of bossy them around like they're your meat puppet.

>>35019346
Always wondered about this.

Part of what makes sex great is kissing your partner and doing all that other shit. I'm not going to want to kiss a hooker or anything like that. Do you just literally pump and leave? Besides oral and shit

>>35019346
so how much in total did you spend? how much do they charge per hour?

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>>35019879
>90 Euros to get in
>You have to approach them, they're not allowed to approach you
>Nervous as hell, took me like 20 minutes before I picked out a blonde
>You have to come to an agreement to what you want beforehand, standard is 60 Euros for 30 minutes with blowjob + sex, other stuff is extra and depends on the girl
>You're pretty much allowed to do anything but your dick needs to be condomed for sex
>I was super nervous with the first girl, got my dick sucked for a few minutes before she put the condom
>I got on top and got in her, went way too fast and cummed in like a minute
>Like two hours later I picked out another blonde, paid the same rate and took it a lot slower and I lasted about 20 minutes total before I cummed
>Even later I picked a tall brunette with pretty nice tits, paid the standard rate but also paid extra to kiss her and cum on her tits at the end
>Yeah I know it was a bit risky and yes I did kiss her after she sucked my cock and throughout the sex but it was well worth it
>Easily the best of the three girls I had, lasted the entire 30 minutes more or less and at the end I ripped the condom off with my left hand and jacked off onto her tits and stomach while she was lying on the bed
>In total I spent 370 Euros that day, the last girl was super expensive (160) but again well worth it

>>35020070
Somehow I don't think it was worth it anon

You have to understand what else has been with the hooker to grasp the horror of prostitution

>>35020070

>what else has been with the hooker to grasp the horror of prostitution

Oh yeah? And some tinder slut is a better deal?

People like us don't have friend networks to find half decent, somewhat vetted women.

Between tinder sluts and prostitutes, the prostitutes in a well run German brothel are a better deal BY far. They're clean (in more ways than one), regularly tested, experienced, and motivated to satisfy you.