I'm freaking out right now. My friend wants to go out clubbing

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>>35016636

"No I'm not going"

that should cover it desu

radical idea: don't go

go with them but don't drink. See if they act differently when drunk and laugh at normies... also ask for money to drive them

dont do it bro youre only in for a bad time

You can't drink anyway, you would be obliged to be the designated driver.

>>35016636
a)Say you don't want to go.
b)Say you're busy, if asked, come up with an excuse.
c)Explain you're traumatized by shit parents and you want none of that shit.

(Sidenote: you're only invited because of your driving license, which should tell the value of your "friendship")

>>35016636
Just go, get drunk, dont expect shit and you will be fine. Really anon, just dont give a fuck. It helped me get normie.

>>35016678
>>35016681
>>35016707
I tried to but my friend got mad at me because I said I'd drive them last week. He is literally the only friend I have.

>Inb4 get a new friend
He's usually the best friend I could ever ask for

>>35016798
Please i need help
Jnjn

>>35016798
How about you drive them over and then bail? You can always stay and honor your word if that's important to you, you can even shield yourself in following the law by not drinking as the designated driver, if they give you shit kindly remind them that there's a reason why you got a license and they don't. although I would expect normies to swap drinks with you when you aren't looking.

>>35016636
go and get drunk and get in a wreck afterwards

>>35016798
You're the driver, say you can't drink because you're the DD. They'll understand and if they don't, drop them.

>>35016977
If it's not that far, he could also say he'll just pick them up later. From what my normie sister tells me, it's very boring to be sober among drunks.