>tfw you fap and you think the urge to pee is because of the

>>35014221
Tell them that the Bad Man came into your room and peed on your bed.

Gotta say I've had a good laugh

That you pissed yourself. It happens.

>>35014221
Just do your own Landry and impresse them so they wont suspect anything I've done it, it works

I piss myself all the time when I get drunk(and sometimes when I'm not drunk). Just wash your sheets and clothes.

>>35014221
buy yourself a urinal. i have one next to my bed. it's helpful for when i have to go every few hours.

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I really don't know what to tell you, maybe invest in some pee bottles?

Do you not do your own laundry? What the fuck

why are you still living with your parents at 23? dude you have bigger problems than pissed sheets