What all have you consumed so far today, fatbots? >4 Popsicles

2 salmon steaks
Five potatoes
Green beans
Snickers bar
Two slices of bacon
Two sausages
One fried egg
One bag of bacon grills

In that order.

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>shit mutant soda
>2 zebra cakes
>polish dog
>bag of Cheetos
>vanilla yogurt

On a related note I put 600 dollars into my bank account one and a half months ago and I already spent 300 or so on mostly junk food.

Please help me.

>2 ham and mayo sandwiches
>2 packets of crisps
>bowl of cereal
>Shitty frozen pizza
>can of Diet Coke
>5 cups of coffee

Could be worse I guess

>trail mix
>water

i am not a complicated man

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>tfw I could unironically go for two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

croissant
tea
chicken soup
mashed potatoes
chicken leg
coffee
banana
hazelnut chocolate

2 large cups of ice water
a small bit of chicken
some spiral pasta bits
with tomato sauce and ches
i added extra ches too

plus 2 ches sticks for snack

for dinner i'm have
peanut butter sandy
with sum mac n ches
for dessert?
choco dipped granolabar

hmn i aten a lotta ches
normaly i dont eat it


here come the fat part
>6 beers and sum tatochips before bedtime

Tea
Toast
Choc bar
Salad
Doritos
Pasta + Mayo
Water

healthy enough desu

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I can't tell if these threads are roleplay or if eating constantly really does get you that high...
real almond activator

>>35012723
>And I'm 300 lbs :^)

Can i suck you off?

ramen
beef rice bowl
packet of chips
water

>>35012723
Plate of rice w/ two meatballs
a little bit of soy milk
10 whole wheat ritz crackers

>>35013016
I don't know, can you? ;^)

Think you meant to ask "May I suck you off?"

112.5mg of venlafaxin, 6 bottles of 0.5l beer

>>35012723
>Yoghurt with muesli
>Instant noodles
>Eggs and toast
>About a liter of tea throughout the day
>2 glasses of fruit juice
>200 grams of salted cashews

I'm about 180lbs, pretty normal for my length.

Einstein's honey wheat bagel
Oatmeal
Water with lime

>>35013073
Oh i like a man who knows his way around a sentence ;)

>>35013102
German?
Origermoney

>>35013226
Holy shit that's surprisingly close. How the hell did you guess that?

>PB sandwich
>Chips
>Ice cold refreshing sprite

>>35013226
>>35013271
Wait don't burgers call it granola? That might be what gave it away.

Satsuma
Egg salad sandwich
Fat Free natural yogurt
2 satsumas
grilled steak, chips, green beans and pea
Small lemon tart
2 satsumas

Rate

>>35012723
300 lbs
havent eaten anything in 4 days

>>35013271
Naja, wegen "Muesli" eigentlich ewe

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>3 cups of coffee
>Apple
>1 liter of water
200 lbs used to be 300

>>35012723
A bowl of curry rice and a few peanuts. That's probably all I'll have today

Coffee
1 piece of plain toast
1 scoop whey protein in water
Can of sardines
Packet of tuna
115g of shrimp
1 scoop whey protein in 200ml 1% milk
1 can of soup ("light" beef and barley)

900 calories. I'll eat 600 more for dinner.

Pizza and coke binge

Alright finished my meals for today.
>Whole wheat bread
>Cereal
>Cashewmilch
>Bowl of veggies
>Salmon

>1 coffee
>1 hamburger
>1 avocado
>some lettuce
>a slice of melon
>a bag of nachos
I'm trying.

>tfw will never get an intestinal disorder that only causes your guts to absorb 10% of the nutrients so you can eat to your heart's desire

>>35012723
>Shit ton of pills
>Water
>Milk
i am really sick i have been spitting up blood all weekend

>>35012723
>4 coffees
>+-15 cigs
Another day well spent livin the life.

Lanklet here, thanks for reminding me to eat

A fresh kale smoothie with a scoop of soy protein added using almond milk.

A grilled organic chicken breast with a fresh organic salad. I dip my fork in some apple cider vinigar and olive oil and some fresh lemon juice dressing.

Then im gonna have some quona and grilled salmon for dinner with a side salad.

>>35013467
Good work on the weight loss, anon.

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>>35013674
>15 cigs
livin the dream

>>35012723
A bowl of apple jacks, and a gas station rib sandwich.

t. i'm a small fat at 210.

I had a small bag of Fritos about 14 hours ago, haven't eaten anything since then

Im not fat but I'm contributing anyways
>weetabix for breakfast
>2 spam sandwhiches
>plate of toast
>homemade chocolate cake

and that's about it

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Have any of you other fatties ever tried to 'capitalise' on your obesity?

>saw how there are many guys who film themselves revieing food and posting it on youtube
>some have hundreds of thousands of subscribers and are probabyl making a lot of money
>I am fat as fuck and pretty disgusting
>decide I can make myself into a freak show who films himself eating
>want to be different from the other youtube channels who typically film themselves eating in their cars
>as a joke decide to film myself sitting OUTSIDE random cars in the parking lot of fast food places so I can pretend I got locked out of my car
>go to McDonalds
>buy a quarter pounder with cheese meal
>go to the parking lot
>sit down next to a large jeep and start filming
>'HEY GUYS ITS LOCKED OUT FATTY REVIEWS LOCKED OUT OF MY CAR'
>start eating and reviewing
>as a joke at one point say 'HEY MAYBE MY KEYS ARE THE FRIES'
>smash the fries into the car
>hear a person shout
>turn
>some big muscile military guy is shouting it is his car
>panic and run off, leave my camera and food behind
>give up

Guess I'll die as lonely as ever

Not much

>Toast
>A bowl of chips
>Two cookies.

Some chopsuey
banana
can of tuna
carrot

REEEEE WHAT'S THE POINT OF BEING ABLE TO TASTE DELICIOUS FOOD IF YOU CAN ONLY EAT LIKE A FUCKING RABBIT

>>35014202
I'd subscribe to you desu. Don't let your dreams be dreams

Pasta with pesto sauce
Two slices of bread with butter, cheese and salami

That's it for today
>tfw too unmotivated to eat

>>35012723
Breakfast:
>half of a leftover large pepperoni pizza and eggs with some sausage links.
>chocolate chip and m&m cookies and a tall glass of milk for dessert

Snack:
>about half a family sized bag of tapatio doritos WITH tapatio sauce yum
>two cans of orange crush

Lunch (just now)
>KFC fried chicken (spicy recipe) with mashed potatoes, gravy, corn, cole slaw, biscuits, the works (I always buy two buckets so I can get all the breasts)
>chocolate cake for dessert.
>some more cans of orange crush

Snack (just now)
>finished that bag of doritos but with nacho cheese and jalapenos this time.
>had a monster energy instead of soda

I always post in these threads and feel guilty about having dinner...

I was thinking of warming up a frozen lasagna and having some franzia with it. Sort of a fancy meal, if you will.

>>35014383
How originally fat are you?

>>35012723
Half a whole brownie from cicis pizza.

[Spoiler] I'm 145 5'10 you stupid fat fucks[/Spoiler]

>>35014494
5'9, 322lbs

Pretty sure I'm gonna die before I hit 30 at this rate.

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>>35014574
>he's Auschwitz mode AND can't spoilertext

>1 bowl of cereal
>1 double quarter pound chesseburger

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>>35014383
> Americans have dessert in breakfast

>>35014624
>145 5'10
>Auschwitz mode
I'm 124 5'10 weight myself yesterday get the fuck outta here

>>35014624
I actually got a gut and it's killing me.

Kinda wish I didn't have a gf so I can get fat with an excuse.

>1 quaker granola bar
>1 protein bar
>2 clif bars

>1 sandwich

>tfw 320 cals left blew my load on breakfast

>>35012723
post belly anon
pls

>>35012723
small frozen burrito
frozen egg sandwich
3 handfuls of trail mix
half a tin of nuts
4 wendys nugs
wendys small fry
mango juice
small apple

i gotta stop, good thread

>>35013073
Would it be possible to even find your dick

>>35012723
>Breakfast
4 egg whites (no yolks)
1 piece of toast with 1 tbs peanut butter
About 1/2 cup cottage cheese
Some watermelon
That was 400 calories
>Later on I'm going to have
English muffin sandwich with turkey and cheese
Some veggies and maybe an apple
Tonight I'm gonna eat a protein bar too.
My daily total will be 1200 calories, since my college's gym is closed for President's day. I don't like to eat much if I can't exercise (Can't go for a run either, it's pouring/flooded outside)

2 croissants
some beans on toast
some pasta and chicken
rice pudding

Feels fat man

>>35014900
Using sniffer dogs maybe.

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>couple pieces of garlic bread
>2 cookies

and a mishmash I cooked up with:
>half an onion
>handful of brussels sprouts
>2 cloves of garlic
>some pasta
>some frozen peas
>an italian sausage link

skinnyfat, so not really a fatbot. just wanted to post what I had today

>>35012723

>muffin
>glass of juice
>cup of black coffee
>chicken sandwich
>spicy ramen
>can of coke

And I'm 110 lbs :^)

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>>35014383
holy shit

i wish the best for you dude, posts like that are motivation to not let my bad eating habits go off the rails.

>>35014982
You are a fail person. Anyone who needs to explain what only eating egg whites is should die.

you ever eat 2 subway footlongs in 1 go? shits fresh senpai

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>>35012723
>A leg of chicken
>A helping of rice
>A small side of 3 fried platinos
>Pico de galo (Love you, mom)

I might have some cookies later, but I'm definitely going to have some coffee prior to that.

I'm pretty full right now.

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>three eggs, scrambled with green onion
>one cup of plain oatmeal
>plain whey mixed with pure cocoa
>3oz cashews, 1 cup dried cranberries
>3 cups spinach, 1 cup of carrots
>1 can of black beans, 1/4 cup of salsa
>an avocado
>4oz whole grain pasta, 1/4 cup of tomato sauce
>3 cups plain green tea
>one yellow bell pepper
>coming up on a gallon of water

come at me lads

>>35012813
Nigger that's it? I spend $400 - $450 on fast food every month and I'm small as fuck

4 pieces of bread
kitkat bar
apple and banana
spaghetti
chocolate milk
2 oreo's

250 lbs, 6'7 tall. i should lose abit weight

>>35015750
you're underweight for your height

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>some rice with sweet Thai sauce
>a slice of pudding cake
>an entire jar of pickled herring
>leftover frosting from the cake
>two cups of ginger peach white tea
>some cherry tomatoes

>>35015775
I'm still overweight and don't want to turn obese

400g mixed vegetables, 100g chicken breast spiced to perfection

>>35012723

im not fat, but

a family sized chocolate bar
2 milkshakes
2 cups of water
1 cup of orange juice

it's 12pm

Guldkorn (breakfast cereal)
A Cadbury chocolate bar
Porkchops with potatoes and winter coleslaw
A glass of homemade green vitamin juice
And some water here and there

Pretty boring desu

>handful of almonds
>7 beer battered cheese sticks with marinara (200 cal each)
>shit ton of water

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Can you fat fucks give me some junk food recommendations? I'm going to the dollar so make it stuff like chips, chocolate bars, candy. I want to pig out but I am very indecisive.

I wish I could see photos of these meals

So far I've had fish oil pills, coffee creamer and a bagel (325 cal)

>>35012723
>2 corndogs, a liter of chocolate milk and a breaded salmon.

Idk man, i'm supposed to bulk, but i can't get myself to eat.

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1 x tofu donburi curry
2 x coffees

That's it. I thought I'd had more.

>>35016231
2 subway footlongs every day

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one of pic related and two cups of coffee.
>tfw it's only 10am and already hungry again

>>35012723
>one cheese and ham pasty
>one cheese and ham sandwich with pickle
>2 bags of crisps (salt and vinegar)
>5 cans of lager, will be 8 when ive finished

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Shredded chicken breast mixed with broccoli and sweet potato

Protein shake with oats and peanut butter blended in

Chicken breast and mashed potato with cheese sauce


That's about it so far, il head to the gym and have a protein shake after then more chicken and bullshit before bed

>>35016273
shit, i would if i could afford it. The most i feel like bulking with, that's actually within my price range, is just downing a liter of chocolate milk now and then.

>>35016082
>7 beer battered cheese sticks with marinara (200 cal each)
Nigger, what?
Why?

>tfw apartment complex's water is shut off so i cant chug water to stop myself from binging

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>>35012723
>2 bananas
>A plate of cauliflower
>A glass of Chocolate milk
>A glass of Chocolate cereal with Chocolate Milk powder in it

320 lbs. I need to step up my game

>>35012723
Two bowls of cereal, bison meat burger with fries, and most likely gonna order a pizza tonight.

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>when you want to be really fat but you're metabolism is too high
kill me desu

>>35014383
Mirin dreamer bulk. I miss the good old days of eating whatever the fuck I want but I'm need to get lean.