Why don't you lower your standards and get a fuckbuddy?

>>35009864
why do you people insist on being in this board

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>>35009864

I did. Plenty of times. Taught me how to talk to women. Now I'm a Chad. It can happen to you.

>>35009864
Girls don't want to be my fuckbuddies. Well maybe they do but I am so bad being subtle.

>>35009864
Hope.
orange

My standards are already at rock bottom and I still can't find someone who wants to get naked with me.

>>35009864
>lower your standards
We're not a bunch of 17 year olds. This is not our problem.

>>35009887
Wouldn't call myself Chad, but had a netflix and chill date last saturday, despite being a virgin she wants to meet again. Just give good oral sex. Meeting again this evening :)

>>35009974
How do you give oral dude?
Like the taste of that liquid is so horrible.
And I've had several girls so it's not the girl. They all taste so bad. Like how can you deal with that horrible taste?
The most I've done is like lick her clitoris so there is not much liquid there.

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>>35009974
>date
>oral
>meeting a fem twice
Get outta here Chad

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>>35010007
You got to focus on the Clitoris, it is the most stimulating part. Maybe I'm just lucky but her Vagina also is an innie and looks kinda nice lol.
She took a bath before we met, didn't notice any foul smell or taste.

Nigga I'd have to go for -4/10's

>>35010007

Need to get better women that is not normal

>>35010168
>>35010261
god damn man
why am i so unlucky
i guess its just that i had to lower my standards

>>35010293
still better than no sex right?

>>35010501

doesnt sound like it :S

>>35009864
>Why don't you lower your standards
Hey /soc/tard, I hope you get HIV while you are out having promiscuous sex with loose-cunted whores already full of Tyrone's sperm!
I hope you get colon cancer too, just because you deserve it!

>>35010168
>she took a bath before we met

Why would you know that, no one texts saying 'I'm taking a bath'? I smell bullshit.

>>35009864

1/10 - 1 = 0

I've lowered my standards my whole life

>>35009864
My phone doesn't work with tinder.

H-how can I find one? I don't think anyone would settle for less than 7/10 males, so how should I even make it work?

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>>35009864
because i don't give a shit about fuckbuddies. who the fuck wants to fuck anymore?

>be current year
>not being celibate

god it's like you brainlets still believe that life is happening and the earth exists.

I've actively turned down like 6 chances to do that bc they're always sjws

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>>35009864
Why don't we just have a robot meetup, and we could all find at least one person to fuck?
Statistic wise, there has to be at least one robot close to us.

>>35011565
>Almost entirely Germany
That's what happens when you let them lose a war.

>>35010823
She send me a snap of her reflection in the bathtub, lol

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>>35009864
Because ugly 4/10 pieces of shit like myself cant function as fuck buddy

It aint rocket science, Chad

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>>35010880
>>35010837
>>35010192
If I can do it, you can definitely do it anons

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Orethegonal

How do I get pictures that don't make me look like a neet serial killer? I don't have any friends and actively avoided being photographed when I did. Can I just use a bathroom selfie?

>>35013346

You probably can't if you are a neet serial killer

However,

Try to take selfies as though you're communicating something. Check out male models instagrams their selfies are usually showing something else behind/with them

It's less vain and more I'm showing stuff to my 'friends'

Also taking this approach outside is good too, selfies in front of landmarks or something interesting is always better

I've had this app for months and I can't get any matches. I live in a small town so I have to up my distance to reach a bigger city. Still every profile is a bot. I'm not even ugly, I just have no friends and shit social skills

>>35013346
Take selfies and snoop them into interesting pictures. You can also use pictures of people doing activities that hide their faces such as skiing, motocross or scuba diving.

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>>35009864
Am I the only one who gets RIGHT ANGRY when talking to a girl ?

All of them are so bad at conversation. Fuck you, I shouldn't have to be bending over backwards to talk about something interesting when your interests consist of rubbish television shows and terrible pop literature. But of course they expect it, because their looks have made it so they've been catered to their entire lives. That's why they never had to build a personality. Fuck you, I'm not going to show you any effort. You don't deserve it.

>>35013980
And shop* them.
Silly autocorrect.

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>>35009864
>why don't you just get a fuckbuddy?
>why don't they just eat cake?
>t. roastie

Take your (You) and fuck off.

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>>35013898
Thanks a lot I'll try this.

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>>35009864
Because I still need to be relatively attractive to get a fuckbuddy, women have way more freedom to pick and what good is low shelf stock like us when chads on the menu too looking for the same thing.

Is easier fuck prostitutes because I just fuck then like I want and no bullshit about relationships afterwards. Prostitutes are honest.

>>35013995
Lol this.

I've matched plenty of times, I strike up a conversation and get it to last quite a while when I make an effort, I get more than one word answers but they're so fucking dull they can't hold the convorsation. And they can only talk about the most vapid superficial topics to boot.

I'm not pulling the entire weight of a relationship fuck that.

>>35013995
>>35014110

females try really hard when they want something

>>35014144
Bullshit, they don't work for anything. They expect things to be handed to them.

>>35009864
I had one but it was the most pathetic experience I've had in my life. It was with a guy who tried to act like an experienced alpha to initiate a FWB relationship but he turned out to be a virgin trying to satisfy his loneliness through sex. The couple of times we tried to do it, it ended in him just finishing off with a hand and then asking for kissing or cuddling afterward. I wouldn't have minded the kissing or cuddling if he didn't prefix each FWB visit with a Chaddy "don't fall in love with me or expect more than sex from me lel". He kind of got hurt when I reminded him of that afterward when he asked for "extra" and then started getting analpained when I stopped the bad sex because I had feelings for somebody else.

I don't think anybody should try to go for a fuckbuddy if they're more than just horny.

>>35014144
You mean try to use their sex appeal and have a tantrum if that does work? Wow working real hard.

>>35014230
Your fault.
The guy was using you and you allowed it.
Then you bitch when the guy becomes a feel fag!
Fuck buddies don't work and never will.

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>>35014394

Call it what you like but they're being funny and interesting and smart while chasing chads dick

>>35014528

They do

I had a really good one for a while from tindz. We never liked each other that much, we got on but we'd have been an awful couple

But we had a really good synergy when it came to sex

So we did that until she got together with some long lost love

Happy for her (Y)

>>35014528
I kind of just wanted to see what would happen but I didn't expect the feels since I didn't get that feeling from the start. I think he just saw I was into that guy and felt threatened about it.

Fuck buddies work if the two understand themselves and respect each other's boundaries. FWB usually gets fucked up when feelings get confused and people start crossing over into places they have no business going.

>>35014563

>they're being funny and interesting and smart

Hang on, I thought we were talking about women

>>35014988

fp

by a womans standard

>>35012215


>Licking were countless other men put their penis

I don't want a fuckbuddy I want a nice girl that I can cuddle with and make her happy

not like I could get either of them anyway

>>35013995

Bro tell me about it I can't stand these whores. They're borderline fucking retarded

>>35009864
You need facebook to sign up

>>35009864
Because I can't since I am not attractive. It's the fate of a avarage manlet in the land of lanklets.

>>35014144

They do but it's pretty pathetic and you see just how unskilled and incompetent they really are. I've seen women try and it's pretty sad they're more socially inept than even the worst of robots. Literal failures

>>35015316
Me and my FB cuddle after sex, it's like a relationship without the bullshit.

>>35009864
I'm too scared to go on tinder

>>35015457

I set my tinder to western big cities (London, New York etc) got maybe 3 matches a week. Set it to Bangkok in Thailand got 30 in 2 days

>>35015447
I don't see much of a point in that.

>>35015494
What do I do for a profile? I google tinder profiles and everyone seems really funny and Im just a boring schizophrenic asshole

>>35015507
Its for people who cant control thier primal urges

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>>35015507
Intimacy is nice, even if you don't love someone. Having your arms around her, she resting her head on your shoulder, after you had rough sex for an hour, is an incredible feeling.

>>35009864
because, even though I have matches on tinder, I can't talk properly with a girl or convince her that I'm minimally interesting

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>all those normies on my r9k
Even autistic retard neets can get gfs

>>35015652
Without actual love there it just seems kinda pointless to me. I mean, sure it's nice now, but there isn't anything stopping her from getting with someone else, she's not someone you can turn to during hard times, nor is she someone you can prop up.

It's just so desensitizing seeing all of this casual sex shit as the only thing anybody ever wants. I don't even really use tindr, mostly because none of my matches talk to me, but even if I was successful I'd probably be a weirdo for wanting a relationship.

I set up a tinder bot on my profile to just swipe right on everyone until I ran out of likes, then sleep until I got more. I let it run for about 3 months. I got like 2 non-not matches. I literally could not lower my standards any more.

>>35015824

Um, you can only swipe right on like 30 people a day, you probably didn't need a bot for that

And tinders algorithm fucks over people who swipe right on everyone anyway

>>35015622

Pictures of your face, have you looking away from the camera, use a black and white filter, have a selfie of you outside (in your backyard who cares), and a picture of a sport even if you don't do one (hold a football or put a boxing glove on)

>>35009864
Tinder doesn't work unless you're a chad and able to get pussy anyways
>live near major US city
>get tinder
>pay for premuim service
>use boost
>swipe until it runs out
>no matches

>>35016393
>Pictures of your face, have you looking away from the camera, use a black and white filter, have a selfie of you outside (in your backyard who cares), and a picture of a sport even if you don't do one (hold a football or put a boxing glove on)
But Anon what if I don't want to look bent

>>35015872

Tinders algorithm factors plus users and people who get more likes and new users and new users to the area if you're ugly the algorithm fucks you even more by putting you at the end. Delete your account or use fake GPS to change to a different city and then change back after a day or 2 to your city

Fucking normies get out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmNpjCFSkZw

>>35016455

Then you're fucked, you have to appeal to your demographic. Pictures of you with multiple women at a party is good to

>>35016434
work on yourself then. Dress better, work out, get a good hair cut, learn how to take pictures of yourself, get some stylish frames if you wear glasses, clean up that acne etc.

>>35016516

kekies

>>35009864
Because nobody fucking replies ever

>>35012277
I hate my fucking town, All I get is fat mexicans on my tinder

>>35015872

I think it's 100. I tried it for several days manually, got no matches, and then spent like an hour automating it. It even grabbed pictures, profile info, and so on from matches and put them in a folder on my desktop.

Eventually I gave up. I made another one, put some Chad pictures on it, and made it send different responses based on key words in what the women said. It ended up calling a lot of them prostitutes.

Then it got banned.

>>35010609
>being this mad that others are getting laid while you stay home and masturbate

Lols

>>35016648
It's big hombre season. Fat mexicans are in high demand, I don't know what your concern is

>>35010823
>implying women don't document everything they do on snapchat

This is how I know you're a virgin

>>35016595

Not that hard just ask foreign speaking Asian girls for a group photo. They'll do it even if you're an ugly autist

>>35012277
Greta will enjoy rimjobs and swallow your cum bro

>>35016777

>taking advantage of overly polite asians to improve your tinder profile

>>35016830

Gotta do what you gotta do

Can even use flour and pretend it's coke

>>35012259
Nah m8. In my city, girls have very high standards and, in general, unlikeable with very few exceptions. I doubt anyone would want to fuck a 5/10 chub like me and I can't see the point in getting /fit/ just to stick my dick into something living.

>>35009864

I did. It's not too great if they catch feelings.

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>>35012259
you look like a stereotypical hipster faggot those nutty looking future cat ladies would like. I bet you have the same political beliefs too.