What's your excuse for not having a r9k fembot gf?

>>35008685
who here /sheen/???

Why isn't Pizza on that chart?

>>35008685

They all sound like they have prostitute names.

>>35008726
because pizza is fucking hideous

Because I have a normie gf.

I dunno, I still want one though.

>>35008746
fucking normalfag get the fuck off of my board you piece of shit

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>>35008685
>not in alphabetical order
WTF IS THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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sorry am not normie friend

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>>35008685
>falling for the """fembot""" meme
how about noo, scott

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>>35008685
Because I don't know how to talk with girls and they don't make a effort into talking with me.

>>35008685
A lot of them are pretty cute.

Ugly traps desu.

And if not traps, they should just transition already

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>>35008685
>y no
>fembot
>teeheee

The few fembots I've encountered over the years were so damaged they're not viable as a mate.
The ones who are perfect in nearly every way, are completely depressed and refuse to have sex.
So... You either get a >>>/soc/ tier cum dumpster, or a "fembot" that is useless.
That's why, OP.
Femanons across the spectrum are fucking garbage, and fembots are not viable.

>>35008876
Why is it just their fault? your shitty personally is to blame as well.

>>35008685
>fembot gf
>gf from anonymous imageboard
>anonymous
how the heck am i supposed to know who is a girl and who is not?

>>35008922
you ask them?

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>>35008685
They're all white trash.

>>35008931
are you a girl anon?
i believe this is original

>>35008902
That may be, but at least I freely admit it.
As opposed to shitlords like you who blame their problems and short comings on others.

As I said, with fembots they don't seem to be willing to have sex under any condition.
That's not exactly a small problem.

Personal attacks and deflection of my points are not arguments, anon.

>>35008902
Not that guy, but honestly fembots are shit. They're alone and depressed because they remove anyone who can fix that. They're alone by choice, and until they choose to not be alone, nothing's gonna fix it.

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>>35008685

SUPER CHALLENGE: Pick one from each row, this is now your dream team for inter anon fighting championships

>for every 50 traps only one of them is actually passable
Sounds about right

>>35009023
No about 5 fully pass and 10 maybe pass. So it's like 25-30%.

>>35009016

B- but how could I possibly pick between Cyba and beepbeep!? failed at the first hurdle

>>35009023
At this point I just want cute guys who are willing to dress as girls, passing optional.

Sophie ,Rachel and Hanna are my favourites

>>35008763
No.avi

>>35009119
>No.avi
fucking ugly fucking faggot why come here go to fucking reddit or /pol/ or anywhere else you deserve aids

>>35008685
So many unpassable traps in that pic.....

>>35008711
I would if I were drunk enough

>>35008685
Where the fuck is Relimia and Cheska at on the chart?

>>35009145
They all pass and would all get their boipussy slammed into oblivion

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>>35009205
i am on the chart ya doof

its a really old chart from /lgbt/ is the reason why, so people that didn't browse the board didn't get put in

>>35009205
3rd row is cheska.

I had a fembot gf for almost a year and she is probably the biggest slut I've ever met in my life.

>>35008685
>80% are trannies
kek

>>35009429
actually 100% are anon

>>35009429
>80% are trannies
Well at least 20% tricked you anon.

>>35009354
Yeah, bringing a fembot out of her shell can have that effect.
The side effects are her slutting around when she's outgrown you, and has her self confidence and image restored.
Have fun being lonely after she leaves you in the next year or two.

>>35008685
>oddish
>ufufu
>edie
i would slam hard

im 3deep5u casuals

Does anyone know anything about Samantha?

She look similar to a girl who I knew a few years ago.

>>35009586
You aint 3deep5me unless you /sheen/

>>35009688
she was pre-hormones/early hormones for awhile while i was there, she didn't really talk much but showed up in the tinychat a lot for some reason

>>35009731
You know anything about sheen? Why the fuck didn't he kill himself?

>>35008685
pookie a cutest

>>35008685
None of them can keep up with my high quality shitposting. After a while they start to think I'm rusing them as well.

>>35009748
she's nice and doesn't really deserve the hate she gets but suffers from too much complaining and not enough fixing/doing
there are a lot of trannies that do that though so i don't blame her, definitely spends too much time on this site though so its kinda negative reinforcement at this point

>>35008685
beepbeep is my gal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWfElQgk-NE

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>>35008685
post Phienchen

>>35009921
You are the trap version of filthy frank.

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Because they'll never love me

All of the cocky trannies on there are fucking disgusting

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>>35010014
welcome to rice fields motherfucker

>>35009326
You are on /r9k/ like all day, are you a NEET if not do you work?

Can anyone inform me if any of those fembots are an actual female or they all traps?

>>35008685
because im working on my salt chugging career right now

>>35009483
I broke up with her after I found texts in her phone saying she wanted some guy's cock and that she was going over to his house.

It's funny cause she makes threads on here all the time complaining about it and she always omits that part or says it was a "harmless flirt" and makes It out like I'm the bad guy. Then a bunch of anons reassure her that I'm a piece of shit and she deserves better.

>>35008685
I love how all of the attractive ones are at the top

>>35010102
the last time i posted was apparently 2-3 days ago, i dunno if that constitutes all day. also no i pretty much just play vidya all day

>>35010129
they are all trannies, no exception

>>35010129
All are trans lol

>>35010076
Could i slam your ass while calling you papa franku? Pretty hung desu

>>35010102
Her husband goes to a college and they cam together

t. casual stalker

>>35010181
gibe de pusi b0ss

>>35010198
one more semester actually and then i can get out of this barren wasteland

>>35010233
where are the two of you going? you're in vermont or something now right?

just adding to my notes on you, completely innocent

>>35009921
>she

That is clearly a man.

>>35010304
yeah northern vermont so that narrows it down to three colleges i think?

we're going back to NYC, that's where i was before i met him and its where i feel most comfortable

>>35010337
all trannies are men (even ftms lul), but i'm not gonna go out of my way to be an asshole to em

because I'm not some fucking normie who wants a gf

get out ree etc you know the deal

>>35010389
Oh I'm not interested in him, just you. But thank you for the info, I hope your move goes well.

also the two of you are cute together, I've admittedly watched some of your shows and you seem to be a really great pairing for each other. I wish l could find someone like you found each other, but it's hard as a beta fag (who should probably just transition)

>>35010522
oh i was just mentioning the college because i hang out there sometimes, its champlain

thank you anon, before he came down to meet me i was actually with kiwi (on the chart) for like 3 years. i really loved her, but all that was before she transitioned
also what's stopping you?

>>35008876
sexual attraction disgusts me desu

>>35009317
nope, I had only one bf that I lost virginity too. So it's hard to being
>slammed into oblivion

>>35008685
Are they all trans?

>>35008902
No, it isn't. He's not judging himself, he's judging them as prospective mates.
Even if it wasn't him, and it was a guy with a "good" personality, they still wouldn't be viable.

>>35010688
Oh, well it's in my notes on you now. Never heard of it though but I live in the west coast

well I don't know anything about the kiwi person but I'm sorry to hear that. It can be hard to let go of old relationships, I know how that is. Im not transitioning because I don't actually feel like being a girl, I want to be a guy.

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>>35008685

Every time I these I can't help but think that they probably smell like musky sweat and all have coarse skin.

There is no such thing as transitioning in todays world. The technology to really do that will exist some day but it does not exist now. All these people are doing is exacerbate their real problems through self-mutilation.

At most they'll manage to attract gay guys who like twinks. No straight man would ever fall for this mockery of the female form.

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>>35008685

>add fembot
>talk a little
>responses get slower and slower over days
>throws a tantrum over nothing
>starts writing unintelligible stuff without context
>what the fuck is going on
>very nice out of no where
>20 min later kind of a bitch
>this keeps going for days
>gets triggered by the slightest banter or memes that she doesn't like only to be back to normal 2 lines later

This is some BPD multiple personality bullshit I didn't sign up for this, it's stressing me out

>never thought I'd be the one to delete a fembot

>>35010778
You know the answer anon yes they all are now pull that dick out and start fapping

>>35010870
They wouldnt be straight men if they fell for them would they faggot?

>>35008685
>kuroneko
oh she posts on /r9k/? I followed her on tumblr a while back. She's a real qt and seems like a cool person, I'd really like to be her friend.

Anyone know if there are any charts like OP butbwith actual femalez on it?

>>35008685
their pussies smell of poop

>>35010870
>be trans
>go to a gay bar
>all of them think I'm a lesbian or a fag hag

>>35010898

Are you actually that stupid or is this a pathetic attempt at baiting?

I meant that any straight man would see that they're not real women and hence would never attempt to romantically approach them.

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>>35010813
i never knew about it either, the only thing i knew about vermont before i moved was all the weed and also ben & jerry's
also i lived on the west coast for a year, it was in socal though, buena park. i really miss my ricer group of friends from there

it was one of the things i was lamenting over the past day, they were the only person that was there for me when my parents moved away. also the reason i didn't move with them besides my mom not fully accepting my transition yet.
also i felt that way too, i still tell people i'm a guy though, it just sorta feels better

>>35008685
>excuse
Don't need one.

This should always be the response when op uses this word.

>>35010953
You still replied to him M8

>>35010947

Good for you. That still doesn't change the fact that a straight man would never fall for it. At most you'd get to the bedroom and then it would be blatantly obvious even if you were a god at make-up and had the best plastic surgeon in the world.

>>35010870
I'm straight and would hook up with one

>>35010995

I replied on the off chance that he was actually that stupid. Considering that this is 4chins it's not that surprising.

I'd fuck Sheen. Only Sheen.

>>35010996
But I don't use makeup anon and my body looks ok.

>>35010976
Has anyone in public ever asked if you are a man or woman?

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>>35011017

Boy do I have some news for you, anon...

You're a bisexual who likes twinks or maybe just a fag. There's honestly nothing wrong with that, unlike the mental illness that these creatures are displaying.

>>35010976
Do you hang out with any straight men or just gays?

>>35011041

Have you had a surgeon invert your dick to turn it into a fake fucked up vagina yet?

>>35010976
Oh that's not far from me actually.

sorry to hear about the lamenting, hoping you feel better soon, you deserve it. I'm glad you still have people there for you at least, even if the kiwi person is gone. My mother is dead and my dad hates me so I know how hard that can be. At least you can talk with your parents I assume? And your husband? I don't have anyone at all, not even online.

>>35011034
It still makes you a faggot

>>35008685
they live too far away, also i have nothing to offer to them.

>>35011055
its happened twice, once was 6 years ago when i was a guy so it was kinda insulting
then 3 years ago when i went to a men's bathroom at a casino

>>35011071
i don't hang out with anyone really but most of the people near me are nu male faggots so i assume most of them are gay

>>35011083
we all went to fullerton and played vidya together and shit. also my maplestory e-gf from when i was like 11 lived in anaheim and we hung out a few times

i feel better about it now, i don't really have anyone and haven't kept up contact with my parents. i can add you over skype and we can talk if you want anon

>>35011124
>tfw met a few traps online who were totally down for meeting up
>no way to get to them
>no where they could stay if they came to me

>>35011194
I'm really glad you feel better, also I'd add you on Skype but I don't really use it. I'd sooner just anon post at you on here every so often. I'll always sign as t. casual stalker I guess so you'll know it's me

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>>35011268
well i use discord too if ya want, anyway if you want any details i'd be happy to answer.
fun fact: i attended an all-boys high school and sometimes i go to the reunions

>>35011079
I plan to this year, maybe next.

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>>35011360

Please look it up and ask somebody who's done it. The truth of the matter is it doesn't work and you don't get a real vagina, just some monstrous malformed hole that's a shallow imitation of what a female sexual organ should look like.

Pic very much related. This is what the pinnacle of plastic surgery is capable of and is all you can hope for, only it will be in your general genital area.

>>35011348
More notes for the notepad... Thanks

What is Discord about? I hear it mentioned all the time on here

>>35011522
its just another chat room application that's all the rage now
anyway i just wanted to let you know i'm here for you at least

>>35008746
Same tbfh senpai .......

>>35011553
Well thank you cheska, I never thought id hear that from someone on here. I hope there's someone alway there for you, that's the most important thing in life I think. It's the thing I miss and desire the most.

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>>35011505
>put completely destroyed face from a gun as a example

How about this one anon?

>>35009016
I'm sorry have to ask what that picture is from.

Beepbeep
Redtree
FAYE
Ufufu
Kuroneko

>most possible so I'll feel less confused sticking my heterosexual penis in them

>>35011671
Not him but she keeps the future chad genetics while looking better. Looks like a good thing desu.

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>>35011671

That's not a fair equivalent.

When you get a fake vagina you literally peel the skin off the penis, make a hole in the scrotum area and invert the penis into the body. It is mutilation and you can't deny that.

In the pic you posted they merely had a few lesser surgical operations. Nothing major like a sex change or reconstruction after mutilation, which is what my picture fairly displays.

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this is an excuse to shitpost and fish for insults while high so fuck it.
>tfw you got even more masc than you were in the op

>>35011834
Whos that faggot behind you?

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Don't ever be nice to girls you meet on the internet.

>>35011924
my parents.....
>>35011929
jokes on you, i'm looking for insults

>>35011834
Sure I'll bite, you look like man, nappy hair thick eyebrows, pimples and a wide face

>>35011943
That's what everyone here thinks like until someone says something unexpected and true.

>>35011834
Where do you live? Also are you trying to become a woman or just weird cross dress shemale type shit?

>>35008711
MISS UNIVERSE 2K17

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>>35011972
>no mention of jaw, brow bone, massive shoulders
come on.
>>35012010
yeaaaahhhhh boiiiiiiiiii
here's an easier pic
i'm too lazy to get my phone for the one on the right alone, so here's something from the aarchives i found from like last week
>>35012015
nyc, aka hugbox: the city.
idk. i just want to not be a man. like as far away from man as possible.

WHY ARE THEY ALL FUCKING MALES

How does a real female go about adding herself?

Not that I would ever want to share the same screen with these pixelbarfs

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>>35008685
imagine the smell being in a room with all these greasy disgusting roasties

>>35012121

Those are men with mental disorders, anon. Look a little bit closer and you'll see it.

>>35012092
NYC isn't a hugbox unless you're going to those really faggy neighbourhoods

>>35012093
pretend to be a tranny on /lgbt/ and you'll get put on a chart

Where are you getting these "fembots"? Did you connect to them on omegle once, make up a dumb name, then add them to your grid?

>>35008685
Oddish for facial aesthetics
but I feel from the face I can tell that kiwi, Abby, Ufufu, CFH, and Moap have the best asses/bodies
I'd fuck everyone I listed

>>35012160
it is in bed stuy, elmhurst, all of manhattan, bushwick, woodside and p much every place i go.......
i haven't been gendered male in a while, and that's p much the only way i can make sense of that not happening more

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I never talk with fembots for that reason. Like no point in getting into some long distance relationship with a girl who lives in alaska or something

>>35012170
its a bunch of tripfags from /lgbt/ ya doof

>>35012203
is the whole world a hugbox then? maybe try leaving the city and see if it still happens as a test

>>35008685
i dunno maybe because not a single one of them are attractive

>>35008685
ufufu, kuruneko and juniper would get it
there are a few others I wouldn't kick out of bed
most are munted

>>35012250
it happened in atl too... idk maybe it is desu.
me passing just doesn't make sense to me

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>>35012280
same i have no idea why anyone wouldn't gender me as anything that isn't male

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>>35008685
>What's your excuse for not having a r9k fembot gf
becaus they lack the belly

who /repressing/ here?
>I will never ever get to be a pretty tranny
If this keeps up I'll be dead in a few years. I can't stand it.

>>35012338
but you actually look like a grilll............
i just look like a faggy dude imo...
>>35012356
>implying i'm not horribly fat
come on now son.
>>35012366
>>I will never ever get to be a pretty tranny
iktf.
just do it. if i can """"""pass"""""""" then anyone can tbqhwy.

>>35012338
Oh I don't know, maybe because it took me like 3 months to even believe you were born a man. I spent actual time comparing alleged pictures of you with a dick with other pics of you and looking for Photoshop and shit. You might be Asian so it's easy or whatever but fuck me if you don't look exactly like a girl. With a dick

>>35012356

I genuinely pity this woman... Not only is she fat but she has small tits too.

>>35008685

Because knowing my luck they will end up looking like a tranny or are fat.

>>35012399
>implying youre female
OC

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>>35012399
in all honesty i just look like myself with long hair

>>35012405
well i mean this should help break that, this was me 6 years ago

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>>35008685

If I ever had a gf that looks like ufufu I would be happy af.
But that'll never happen. Even fembots wouldn't want a guy as awkward and beta as me.

>>35008685
All these girls want something from a bf.
Most of them want attention.

>>35012513
Yeah you look like a fucking ftm in that one, loads of help. This was preHRT?

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kek, there are like 4 on there that look even slightly like women.

Trannies are funny lads

>>35012538
that's him now, don't you understand he IS ftm?

>>35012569
The fuck please don't mess with me. So that's a fake/surgery penis?

>>35012590
yesh
origina

I can understand not being fooled, or thinking trannies are gross, but some of you really don't seem to know how ugly the average actual woman is IRL.

>>35012538
yeah that was 2011ish, 3 years before hormones
also i don't see how people see ftm the fuck, looks like a normal ass asian dude with slightly bigger than average eyes

>>35012569
essence of kek

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>>35010181

>Could i slam your ass while calling you papa franku? Pretty hung desu
>Could Islam your ass

>>35012442
eyyyy i'm 2/2
>>35012447
tru tbqh.
>>35012513
reeeeeee i still have chad face and body except i'm 162cm apparently.
>tfw just devito

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>>35012705
salam i make cum

>>35012815
same, also you're shorter than me

>>35012945
height is just a meme tho......

>>35012945
do you know NewIvy on Chaturbate?
zxhe has big arms, but in a hot way
can you explain why I think big arms are hot?

>>35013343
nope iunno em, it might be because you like big guys (4u) that jerk off a lot

>>35008685
I've never been able to find 1 I've heard that they don't exist only in my mind

When will cheska be doxed?

Also when will someone start going on a murder spree on the people of lgbt ? We cry about sjw's on other sites but we have a haven of degenerates on our own site where they try to convert other boards.

R9k especially is constantly under trap propaganda. I say we clean this filth.

>>35014069
dox me daddy
also
>didn't sage the thread when it was close to dying
for shame

>>35014069
if you post on 4chan you are a degenerate, faggot.

>>35014318
You are right, I just got reminded by seeing the /cm/ banner , kek. Faggot culture is too strong on this site apparently.

Guess I'll leave 4chinz and let everybody become gay.

>>35008685
Well sheen is the reason I'm not going to sleep tonight.

>>35014386
yeah, maybe you need to leave and take all your newfaggot friends with you.
>>35014501
can ppl pls stop being mean to sheen..
she is super nice and i don't like ppl being mean to her..

>>35008685
Dey ugly

>>35008685
Umm how are traps considered fembots?