Anybody else chad here?

>>35004867
You legit look just like me but without the faggy haircut and facial acne. Are you welsh?

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Teach me the ways of your pizzaface, senpai

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>tfw 8/10 alpha male
>tfw still no gf

>>35004867

this is one of the saddest things i've seen on this board

>>35004916
>>35004894
Just more haters jealous of my success.... typical

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>>35004915
Stanley unironically looks better t b h

>>35004960
Yes, very jealous of how confident you are

>>35004987
That's why i'm Chad dumbfuck.

Who is this guy and what has he done to you for you to post his pizzaface on here

Actual Chad here. OP is just a faggot.

lmao overconfident white trash

>>35005044
>>35005029
The reason no one likes you guys is because you just keep bashing others, I haven't done anything to you.

OP claims he's a Chad,
and pic of himself he shows.
All baited anons are mad,
just as the shape of his 'brows.

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this dude kek

>>35004894

I guess bitches don't lie when they say "they love pizza".

>>35004915
So this is what happen when you take the bogpill ???

>>35004960
You remind me of someone........

You have been muted for 14 minutes 2 seconds, because your comment was not original

>>35005061
Hater gonna hate, man.

>>35004867
Tobias? Fucking kek

>>35005146
Tobis what?

Dieg.

>>35004916
(this is an original post)
how'd u fuckin do it

>>35004915
Stop posting this it hurts my feelings

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>>35004915
fuck off imposter REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35004867
You look like an extremely low effort unironic blue haired ftm I know if they were actually passable

>>35005667
Another hater, o I am laffin

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You are fucking ugly, kill your self

oregano

>>35004915
>>35005636
>>35005636
STANLEY TOOK THE BOGDAPILL!!!1!1!1!!1!!1!

>>35006136
NO I HAVEN'T STOP IT

>wearing a vneck when you have chest acne.
>having a trendy haircut when you're clearly overweight
Dude.

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>>35006256
How long ago was this picture, Stanley? I'm kinda curious.

I'm a guy(male) btw

>>35006521
The original pic is probably like 4 years old, the shoops are more recent

>>35004915
Can someone give me a quick rundown on this hot new meme

>>35006680
Normies make fun of me because i am ugly and never had a gf

>>35006841
I'm ugly but I've seen all your unedited pics before Stanley and you're slightly above average with a nice face.

It's going to get better for you

>>35006841

You're not actually ugly, man. You're like very average. I mean, there is nothing especially wrong with your face at all.

>>35006943
>>35007027
You guys are memeing, right? He is well below average, doesn't have any facial bones at all and most of all no chin and a huge philtrum. No woman will ever be into that shit.

>>35005307

no idea man lmao

>>35004987

there's a big difference being this confident on an anonymous image board and in real life

>>35006841
Normies make fun of you because you spam your picture and really like it and encourage it when you get made fun of, you weird fucker.

>>35006615
>>35006521
>>35006136
>>35005636
ITT: a tripfag responds to himself in a shitposters thread

we /b/ now

>>35006943
>>35007027
Idk if that's true, i think this guy makes a good point why i am still a khv >>35007374
Also >>35007473
I don't know wtf are you taking about, none of that is true

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>>35004867
You look like an autistic macklemore desu.

>>35007646
Kek, literally delusional

>>35005636
Fuck me these Chadshops are so depressing, especially how every single haircut looks great on Chad. Only foolproof thing you can do is work out and get a low bf% for a more exposed jawline and thicker neck

>>35007819
True when i was younger i used to wonder why all haircuts look like shit on me, later i realized it was because of the bad facial structure

I spent all of last weekend having sex with a qt thicc titcow. She's also married. Does that make me a Chad?

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>>35004867
>mfw i look better than OP minutes after i wake up and take a shit
>mfw OP thinks he is chad or "alpha"

The fuck outta here cockboy, lel.

>>35008568
This guy fucks

How is this not original

>>35009063
>this guy fucks
Was that supposed to be sucks?
I dont understand the message you are trying to convey friendo, specify

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>>35004867
I was basically a cyborg until i was 22 or so.

I would kind of be able to hook up with girls but couldn't close. I was too nice, but I was also social so nobody would have believed that I was a secret virgin

overtime I morphed into more of a normie with moments of chad-ness and now I have casual sex regularly with dates and girls I know. It also helps just as you get older and assuming you arent horrendously ugly or have some sort of shit personality.

For anyone here under the age of say 25 you'll probably end up normal, its hard to believe but you are still quite young until your mid twenties and more people than you think are virgins till this age, true late bloomers.

As zyzz said we are all going to make it brahs, even if at times you dont believe it.

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I started working out a little under a year ago and reducing bf only a bit makes a huge difference. Also, new hair and glasses.

I'm finally starting to take care of myself, but I've had this mild cough for 4 months that makes it hard to talk with people. Physician thinks it's asthma triggered by pneumonia I had in December.

Still no gf or even a tinder date. Going to be a wizard for sure.

>>35008568
You look like such a weird faggot I saved your picture in my "steam profile pics" folder. You should feel honoured.

>>35011068
Be productive and keep improving mate, cause genuinely if that's you you do have good facial structure and I see a GF on the horizon

>>35004867
Why the hell would one ever want to be chad? Once you shed the expectations the life of the NEET is THE life indeed. I you don't agree then all I can do is pray you see the light.

But for now please leave.

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>>35011117
>mfw i read your post
But really though....why the fuck would you save my face anon? For what purpose? I dont save random people faces.......unless i plan masturbating you fucking faggot

>>35011068
You look better than me on your before pic and I work out too

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AHAHA OP YOU LOOK LIKE FUCKING GREEKGODX

>>35011195
Staying caged in the basement all day long, fapping to animu, eating tendies... sure sounds like the best kind of life.

>>35008568

u ugly as shit but u cool as fuck anon

>>35011872
>u beautiful as lotus in blossom yet cool as fuck anon
Thank you friend. I have been told both of those things many times before.

>>35011068
hey you're the LA chemistry anon!

I want to post a pic to BTFO all the fags in this thread but I'm too afraid someone I know in real life would recognize me

>>35011068
kek anon, we almost look the same except I'm skelly

>>35010308
24 year old KHV here, when will I make it? Never been on a date or flirted.

>>35013107
you might be a lost cause I had dated and gotten close by the time I was 21

put yourself out there man, unless you are the chaddiest chad or most famous alpha girls expect to be approached

>>35013107
You need to jumpstart it all by going to a prostitute.

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Lmao at all of you, I'm the only Chad here, look at my fuckhuge gains. I only started a month ago and I can already bench you all, ez.

>>35008568
Wtf is that hair at the back of your neck?

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>>35013323
Sure is. Looks more like this unless i just got out of bed.

>>35013224
Shut up twig.

>>35011620
I don't joke when I say it truly is though. It's a life of absolute freedom and possibility. The world is yours and your not obligated to do anything unbound by the clock.

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>>35013433
Just turned 18 a month ago too. A little fat but currently cutting.
>Still no gf
>Still never had any girl miring

>>35013475
>absolute freedom
You can't leave the basement.
>The world is yours
You can't travel to anywhere outside your town since you don't have money, means of transport, or a passport.

>>35013433
it's called shitposting

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Just taking my morning poop. I wouldn't go as far to say I'm chad more like his younger brother.

>>35013483
Your arms are thicker than your neck. That's not a good thing

>>35013574
I'm a straight male and I'd date you so no you're no chad you're trap tier.

>>35013510
What comfort would you get from all that lost time and all those expectations? You need to see that the world we live in can either be indulged in physically, but it'd be a grave misuse don't you think. One should use the world as an inspiration to create and expand, the mind being the greatest medium. If you choose to lose yourself in fapping, anime, isolation, writing, art it's all no different to me. You have an endless canvas and endless possibilities. Why follow a template? If you want to be chad and feel that obligation though I understand, but you're doing your greatest gift a disservice.

A person should take pride in the art of isolation and strength of mind.

I can see that you don't seem to grasp a lot of this. If you'd like to waste your kingdom and live under the dime of Mr. Noseburg be my guest. Look deeper into the NEET.

>>35013574
Looks like that one dude from One Direction
You must be severely autistic if girls don't like you.

>>35013721
Well im only 19. I do look older with my beard though.

>>35014075
Im not autistic im just super shy so I cant approach girls. Id be fine if they approached me but it never happens.

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>>35014075
it's probably not him, shhh

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>>35014134
Its me. Ive been here for years.

>>35013604
>Your arms are thicker than your neck.
Cuz Arnold had 24in neck right?

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>>35013604
You're right this would look more normal.

>>35014320
Post timestamp
you won't.

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>>35014448
Here ya go. I only had crayons

>>35013483
>>35013604
GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY RIGHT NOW!

BEFORE I SNAP THAT PENCIL NECK OF YOURS!

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>>35014522
Eat your vegetables.
Originally original

>>35014522
wew
are you eating broccoli because you're on a diet?
>timezone
stop being a califag

>>35014555
Post pic u cuck

>>35014555
Your neck is most likely smaller than mine.

>>35014522
Also, cut your nails. Who took the picture btw?

>>35011068
>met a guy like you
>afraid he was going to steal my girl
You've made it, now you just have to use it my man.

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>>35013483
More pics.
>>35014555
I doubt you can "snap my neck" you weeabo faggot.

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>>35014578
Steamed veggies from dennys are so gross

>>35014585
The meal came with broccoli and fries so of course I only ate the fries. Socal just has the most tolerable weather plus its similar to where my family is from.

>>35014618
I used to bite my nails until this year so I like them long since ive never had them before. I think they look pretty good though. Somebody from my dance team took it.

>>35014773
Long nails are an immediate red flag autism sign to women, especially if they're that long
Your fingers look chubby
Also, stop wearing that ring, rings are for fags

IMPROVE YOURSELF, BAKA

every faggot here needs to fuck off permanently.

>>35015005
>improve myself
You dont come here to improve yourself. You must be on the wrong board.

I didnt really know what girls thought about long nails. They usually just comment how mine are longer than theirs.

The ring just fits my personality and I like it so im keeping it.

Do you really think Chad lurks on /r9k/ or even knows wtf 4Chan even is? Chad doesn't even know he's Chad, he just lives life with better genetics oblivious that he upsets robots and betas.

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>>35004867
Chad Thundercock originally reporting for duty

>vanilla frosty
you're why we can't have nice things.

The real frosty is the best,.

I fucked your mother.

>>35014773
youre gay right?

origamiio

>>35015946
Nope not at all. Everyone always thinks that though

>>35015005
Is this true? I always had long nails when I was like 10-19. Is that why girls never talked to me and guys kept asking if I was gay?
Wow. I fucking hate myself.

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>>35014522
tits or gtfo
orginalle

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>>35014522
YOU ARE A FUCKING CHAD, GET OUT OF HERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35016795
What is that supposed to be on your hat?

tsk tsk im not going to whore myself off like that...well maybe a little

>>35016831
Nah m8 im a lonely wallflower

>>35005636
I solve my problems and I see the light
We got a loving thing, we got to feed it right

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>>35016963
Hey! Don't make fun of my hat.

>>35017100
contact info, age, and location?

>>35017100
Haha I was genuinely asking. Damn though im jealous of your hair I want that length.

>>35016795
dam, you look a lot like a girl I used to know named amber.

>>35016963
Man you look a lot like me if I had longer hair. I like you.