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not sure what i would expect from an autist

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>>35003890
>tfw always cum in underwear

>i don't like wiping my ass
>i take a shower and use my hand

>>35004009
I don't even use my hand. I just spread my ass cheeks and let the water wash it out.

>>35003890
I haven't showered for a week, but that's only because I cut my hair and it was itchy. I can go months without showering.

>>35003890
>eat boogers when alone
Fuck that I do it in public.

>>35003890
I change socks and underwear daily, and shirts every other day, but I change pants only if they are obviously dirty.
Like, if I can see some physical stain or mud on them so much that it bothers me.

I think I've had winters here I just wear one pair of pants for months, never changing or washing.
And I don't think I've ever cleaned my jacket that I wear for four years.

>piss in bottles
>bedsheets stained with 5 years worth of cum stains
>frequently forgo underwear, get shit stains on my jeans

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i just updated to ios10 and now the 'save image' button isn't there. how am i supposed to saved memes on mobile now?

>>35005172
>phonefaggotry
I want reddit to leave RIGHT NOW

>>35005172
Stop memeing faggot

>>35004972
I see guys like you every time I go outside and get puzzled how girls can't tell you're all a bunch of faggots. A real man doesn't care for stains.

I only change clothes when I shower which is every 3 days and even then I don't change pants I use the same PJ's because why not?

>haven't bathed/showered for over 4 months
>hair caked with grease
>teeth haven't been brushed in 4+ years, coasted with white shit
>still put on deodorant
Who else /walkingcontradiction/?

>>35005172
open in new tab then save

>>35006223
>im a fucking walking paradox

It feels good though! You got some sort of progress going there.

>only shower twice per month
>don't take my clothes or underwear off at all during this time
>ass gets all sweaty and even if I wipe properly kind of poopy after a while
>ass smell is incredibly strong
>dick smells awful due to poor hygiene, is also kind of red and feels wet a lot
>smell so bad I can smell myself
kill meeeee

Why don't robots shower? Nothing more comfy than standing in the hot water and forget your feels for a moment. I do it twice a day sometimes

>>35006863
It makes all my sweet boy smell go away. I love my scent.

>>35006863
The only reason I don't is laziness desu
I try to shower every day and always shower if I'm leaving the house but often times it'll be 2-3 days between showers if I'm not doing anything

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>>35005218
>NO REDDIT
>NO PUSSYHATS
>NO MUSLIMS

>>35006045
>implying that girls can't tell
scrubsandrantyscrubsatfuneral.jpg

>>35007611
I've always hated water and showers.
Something to do with my autistic hypersensitivity to everything.
It has not helped me live amongst the normies.

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>>35003890
As long as you accept that this is why you're alone

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>>35003890
I haven't showered in like a month, occasionally tasting my poop and piss, I enjoyed eating my finger/foot nails, boogers, dead skin cells, dandruff and other shit on my body. I ate my cousin tampon once and smelt her dirty panties countless of times.

Believe it or not, I don't care.

I just want to be normal.

>>35007954
I eat my semen when I feel like it. Its hot to come in my own face. It starts to feel gross 0,2 seconds later though.