/britfeel/

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Up at 8am for some reason lads, haha

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>>35002591
hahaha I'm early time to post this for everyone to see

>>35002591
>>35002616
End yourselves you dumb bongs.

>>35002591
I can't believe someone took the time to make the original image this was based off of, much less tweak it to try and make it a meme.

Jesus Christ /r9k/, I thought /tv/ was the king of producing shit memes, but this takes the cake.

>>35002616
I've never understood why the morning isn't more popular on here.
I get up at 6:30-7AM every day.
No one is awake, it's totally peaceful outside.
The comfiest feeling is walking into town and getting a coffee before all the hustle and bustle.

You should give the comfiest part of the day a try some time.
The night is for normies. The day is for wagies. The morning is OUR hour.

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>>35002653
What the fuck are you talking about? Are you new?

>>35002672
I'm on a expedition from the other boards to study primitive cultures.

Pay no attention.

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>>35002655
I'm usually never awake before 12, Mornings just give me this fuzzy headed sickly feeling and shitty taste in my mouth.
I went to sleep at 9pm last night and it's the only reason I'm awake this early, staying up late is definitely more comfy than waking up early.

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>Probably gonna spend most of the day playing Pokemon GO

>>35002746
>shitty taste in my mouth.
You're supposed to brush your teeth before bed also

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>>35002772
>assumptions
WAHEY

>>35002763
>He still plays normie GO
>>35002849
Waking up with a shitty taste in your mouth is obviously some sort of oral hygene flaw, sorry you're so dirty.

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>>35002854
BULLIED AGAIN WAYHEEEEYYYYYYY

Does having severe depression allow me to get any kind of benefits in addition to the basic universal credit? It will be verified by a doctor's note

I'm up because I fucked up. I was meant to have an interview today, but the deadline for application was Friday and I didn't finish prep while last night, assuming I'd just turn up. So now I'm waiting to see if I get a call or an email asking me in. Sad . Need a shit. At least I can solve one of those.

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Why do I gain normie points for not smoking weed/drinking alcohol? These are staple normie activities

>>35002966
ATOS will fuck you off and you'll have to go through all that shit lad, so enjoy yourself if you're trying to claim long term sickness with depression.

>>35003023
ATOS were ousted m8. There was too much heat from the press and other groups over their crooked practice so they were shown out the back door and given a separate government contract unrelated to ESA. You never know, it's a French company so maybe they'll clear of altogether what with Brexit.

>>35003023
It's not a long term thing, just for possible a few months while I go through severe health problems causing manic depression

>>35003069
Well I attended ATOS years back, and I went with a friend to a meeting thing he had, was the same building, same shit, probably just under a different name. They failed him and he's going to his third THIRD tribunal thing in like 8 years of being on long term sick. Don't think that the system is somehow fairer now because of some shite you read.

>>35003091
Just telling you the fact that ATOS are gone. Glad to be off the sick, but I know people still on it, and that it's a worry for them every day. I felt like I was running along a collapsing bridge trying to get some kind of qualification before the bennies ran out. In the end I stopped being on them as soon as they wanted to reassess me. You might not know this, but you can't work for six months after you cease being on them. Fuck knows how you're meant to survive then. I used it for training so I was fine, but it was pure fluke. Dodged a bullet anyway. Good luck to your friend.

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>>35002591
im off my meds lads and ive got flu

who else /JUST/ right now?

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>>35002655
I know exactly what you mean.
I had to drive to work to start at half six until I got laid off. Driving in the winter when it's dark, gloomy, cold and frosty, I hated it but when it was late winter/early spring, when the sun rises around half six or seven o'clock, it feels comfy. Then summer rolls in and I'm wearing sunglasses at the crack of dawn. Extra nice

It feels extra comfy if the roads are clear and it's a cloudless dawn. Feels good man

-6-
CHAPTER 1: GAY DICKS
"FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOAT-LOVING
ANALSAUSAGE FUCK FACTORY!" Lucifer
Niggerbastard screamed, giving the shape in the
window a double-handed flip-off. Mr. Moneyballs
could go fuck himself.

"Fucking goats." Lucifer kicked a dented can off
the sidewalk as he stomped away, ignoring the shit-
brown images of grandmas fucking that smiled back
at him from the label. "Fucking hate goats." Working
at the analsausage fuck factory as a packing boy in the
assfudge department had always been just a job, a job
he hated, but a job nonetheless.

But then Mr. Moneyballs had brought in the goats.
Lucifer drew the line at goats.

"Always shitting all over the place, fucking the
baby-skinners in their nippled sphincters." He
groaned. "Jesus Christ. Wetback niggers!"

>>35003292
I see you're a man of integrity just like me

"you're so good looking anon, girls always look at you in public. why don't you have a girlfriend?"

why the fuck does my mum lie to me all the time.

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Gonna have a cream cheese and ham sandwich later, lads. Looking forward to it. Might toast it to.

>>35003852
Loving the bread hat birdfam

>>35003852
Cream cheese, pastrami and gherkins bagel for me lad

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>posted in the wrong thread

hope I get to sleep by 12pm today so I can wake up at a better hour than 11pm

>>35003953
I really wanna put my face in Ebina's ebinas, to be quite honest with you young men.

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>>35002763
>that zettai ryouiki update

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>>35003953
i did the same but i wouldn't say it was the wrong thread lad.
>this 1 wasn't linked so it is an easily made mistake
fuck it ii'll even be uncouth and post the love of my life again.

If I have 36 days of paid sick leave in my contract does that mean I can tell the doctor I have depression and get signed off work, then enjoy full pay for 36 days? Sorry if it sounds like a stupid question but I need to know.

>>35004183
yeah. it does. you might be able to get longer for mental health issues though mate.
my work pays up to 6 months full wage if your off with anxiety and depression owt. going to ring doctors this week about it myself

>>35004183
You'll regret that when you're sick for real and need time off and can't get it

>>35004240
>>35004327
Cheers lads. I'm looking for a new job so I thought I'd take advantage before I leave.

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Was out on my walk and found a tree that looks like a fanny lads haha

>>35004395
no worries lad
>>35004434
did you fist the tree lad?
be honest, there's no shame
i would have. teehee

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>>35004472
No i did not, i should have though it would've been funny.

I found a nice bench in the sun and am now enjoying my tasty aesthetic beverage.

I like my pre-afternoon walks

>>35004499
that does look nice.
not a fan of green tea though, but it's a pretty bottle
i used to enjoy going on rambles through the countryside. old as fuck now though, so i prefer nice warm comfy.
hope you enjoy the rest of your walk
do your finger tips not get cold in those gloves

>get given sister's old phone
>need to change the battery because it's shit
>order a spare battery and a kit to change it
>turns out i have the iPhone 5s, which has a different battery from the iPhone 5 and isn't compatible with this 25 quid kit i just paid for

REEEEEEEEEE

Had a Ricky Gervais Show marathon yesterday as I walked around the city drinking tinnies. Must have listened to every episode at least 10 times at this point and it still gets me every time.

>>35004572
return it you plonker

>retard anon made the britfeel thread again

>>35004561
No its quite warm out, was cold when i left home. Also i can use my phone and not have to take them off which is handy.

I've been looking for woodpeckers. I have heard a few but not seen any yet.

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>>35004597
you can get touch screen wooly gloves nowadays mate, my sister got me a pair one christmas.
modern technology eh?

>>35004594
it's still a hassle, since i have to pay 4 quid to return it and need to go to the library to print off the labels

plus, now i have to wait a few more days for the new battery to arrive

>>35002591

>Every single fucking woman I meet is isn't 'dadd'y roleplay

I mean I don't mind that much, but they want to do it all the time, and it's really starting to grind on me

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>>35004660
I have had these gloves for years, i'm not very sensitive to temperature and they were only a few quid.

Discarded of my drink bottle in the proper manner in a nearby plastics bin. Now watching little fishes dart by in the river and listening to birdsongs.
I'm having a nice day

>>35004698
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

By any chance?

>>35004698
yeah, why can't I find a girl who's into mummy roleplay?

>>35004714
the environment thanks you for recycling correctly, and so do i
look at that plastic bag in the river, yuck, doesn't it make you want to clean it up...?
nature anons unite

>>35004698
don't you have to pay for everything in "daddy" roleplay?

>>35004714
mate that looks, and sounds comfy as fuck
also well done on the responsible disposal. glad to see you found the correct recepticle for it as well.
doin your bit for the planet/10
highly commendable
>>35004751
as is your post lad.
cheesey moment. get the sick bag ready
>i read years ago
>when out walking you should take nothing but memories, and leave nothing but footprints.

Just had my cream cheese and ham sandwich. Turns out I bought low fat cream cheese. Feels bad.

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>>35004751
All done anon, you can rest easy now. Found a big stick and fished it out. Going to walk back and put it in the recycle bin

>>35002591

So I have this friend who is a very robotic type. He has a few friends, but never had a girlfriend, he's very quiet, always averse to breaking the rules or the law, but he's a pleasant and friendly person.

5 days ago me and him went to a friend's housewarming party and he left his phone there, some guy returned it the next morning, but there was no lock on the phone and this guy found a few videos of him with escort engaged in watersports, both giving and receiving.

These videos were spread around virtually everyone who knew him, and last night the person who spread these videos was found dead.

I just don't know what to make of it, my gut feeling tells me that my friend literally murdered him, but my mind just cannot bring myself to accept this nice introverted person killing, and it's not even certain it was him who did it.

>>35004763

This is only daddy roleplay during sex.

>>35004814
you're a fucking hero and i think i love you
>>35004788
big up the peoples who take self-satisfaction from taking care of nature. our ancestors were probably pagans. you're the kind of naturalists i would see on my walks and share my hot coffee with.

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>>35004841
Perhaps this nice, introverted person was just trying to lead a quiet life.

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>>35004882
BONUS! Found some cute mallards, they might be building a nest. Saw a Coot and some moorhens too but they went away before i could take a piccy.

Was ejected from a bar last night, chaps.

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>>35004882
I also saw these nice ducks but cant remember what they are called. They are pretty cool though

>>35002591
dublin NEET here, not a brit but um
we're pretty much in the same boat i suppose

>>35004959
nice. keep us updated on any more finds lad.
time for me to get ready for slavery. splif,shave then shower
enjoy the rest of your adventure lad.

>>35004959
Chinese mandarins. fun fact, they mate for life. i think your lady mandarin here might have two boyfriends. fucking duck cuck.
>>35005011
what job demands that you get stoned before you attend? may you float your way to inner salvation during your ritual slavery.

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>>35005011
>Tfw no friends so can't get weed
I'll just have to keep getting high off nature

>>35005051
Haha, thanks mate i didn't know that. Fun little tidbit of info.

Please enjoy some more of them

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>When they were finished they went off into the night, drinking their space juice which they had hidden in Buckfast bottles
seems legit

>>35005051
it's not the job that demands it lad,it at times seems it's life that demands it.
but now i smoke it out of love, and addiction hurr hurr
>>35005087
if you wanna get high. be living in yorkshire and we can sort something out.
but the high from being out in the middle of the countryside is a good fucking buzz lad. enjoy it

got an achey ear lads, making the side of my head feel funny

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>>35004980
As long as you don't mind us calling you "Mick"

Besides, Goddamn the bloody Post Office. I had to leave the house to do normal things like buying food and petrol and I found that cursed red slip on the mat saying "we tried to deliver your parcel but we need a signature"

Bastards, the lot of them...

>>35005132
i had that for a week, then found a massive lump of wax in my ear. still fucking pulling it out

>>35005156
how did you find the wax? i was out in the country yesterday and i remember my ear feeling a bit funny with the wind blowing into it, was wondering if that had something to do with it

>>35005087
darkweb markets for the lonely stoner. i'm NW if you're local. but as someone who used to get high erryday and now prefers the natural high, then i can say you're doing it right.
>>35005131
my negro

>>35004714
you should get one of those metal detectors and find cool shit under the bed

>>35005168
>itchy ear
pulled finger out
>wax
can the cold effect you like that. i've been out walking in the cold before and my ears always hurt but it goes after a bit

>>35004952
what for, I've been there before many times never gets old

>>35002591

Never understood this '4chan turns you gay meme'.

I've been here 4 years and it's had no effect on me

any you lads know of some decent wireless headphones? i'm tired of being controlled by the wired jew

>wake up at half 7 for job centre at 10
>worried I'll get a bollocking for not doing gay jobsearch
>was only in for 2 mins and he simply gave me a number to call and said he won't need to see me again

For I start work in a week. Woo!

>>35005243
http://www.whathifi.com/best-buys/headphones/best-wireless-bluetooth-headphones

>>35003852
WHY DOES THE WREN WEAR THE HAT
IF I TAKE IT OFF WOULD IT DIE

>>35004572
Did you find any nudes of your sister on the phone yet? It's my dream

>>35005266
ta lad bruv

>>35005285
SHOULD ONE REMOVE THAT WRENS BREAD HAT, THAT WREN WOULD NOT DIE, HE WOULD CRY AND FLY

>>35002591
Brits squating are so pathetic.Onlyslavs can unleash the true power of squat.

>>35005265
>For I start work in a week. Woo!
really
if you're happy about it lad, then well done good on ya.
think i'm heading the opposite way lad

fuck it. i trust keks judgement.
odds i shower before work
evens i go in all stinky

>>35005412
overruled; have a bath you smelly cunt

>>35005412
nice. love you kek
>10 free mins
i'll have a coffee and read some more manga

Alright lads.

Going to make some sort of hideous sandwich before heading down to college for the weekly animu club. It's pretty comfy, we usually watch two episodes of Fullmetal Alchemist then fuck off to KFC.

I like mondays.

>>35005442
not enough time for a bath lad. setting off in 22 min
also, come on mate, respect the roll,we've got to show commitment
but tell you what. i'll was my arm pits,. just for you
>smelly cunt
it's the cock and balls that smell the worse mate. will get them cleaned tomorrow. i won't even mess around and do a roll again.
10 days no shower is breddy smelly desu

Might walk into traffic today.

Just walked out of a job at lunchtime on my first day.

It was pretty tricky because I'm on a motorbike so I had to get all my gear on and sneak out without anyone seeing me (to avoid confrontation). There's a big gate to the car park as well which I had to follow a lorry out of, it felt like Indiana Jones.

So half a day of wagecucking is all I can stand, back to the NEET life for me.

Fucking /britfeel/ is too slow lads. Off to the 25+ thread.

>>35005555

Well, we know how Kek feels about it.

>>35005506
Me again, cba to make a sandwich, just got a wedge of brie and dunked it in some lemon curd instead.

>>35005575
I also chugged a handful of peanuts, so that's my fruint 'n' veg intake sorted for the day.

Also, all the crispy stuff on the outside of the fried chicken later will count as a vegetable, to I reckon I'm doing alright.

Kitty just got blown off the fence, fuck me it's windy.

>>35005604
have chips with the chicken, even more veg then

Odds and I go out with my detector and maybe find some buried goods
Evens I don't

Leaving it to chance since the ground might still be soaked. Also the higher the number the higher probability of finding some big bux

>>35005630
Nah mate, KFC chips are just deep-fried chemicals. Redpill yourself already.

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>>35005630

>he thinks potatoes count

Any /n/erds about? You might find >>/n/1048091 relevant to your interests.

Does anyone walk outside during the day and just feel like you cannot be in public?

I just think I look fucked up and everyone can tell, maybe apart from me

>>35005635
well if you would have said kfc i could of made a more informed opinion.
tell us more information next time, already

>>35005660
i meant >>>/n/1048091 i am not good with computer

odds i go to the canal, take a viagra and rape a lone female
evens i don't

>>35005679
See >>35005506 and learn to backtrace.

I'm not saying I like Poleaboo or agree with him or anything right.

But there is this Polish lass who just started at my work today and I've spent all morning staring at her arse. I can see why Poley might get driven crazy by one.

>>35005693
fair point. i'm sorry.
not even any excuse as your post is sandwiched in between 2 of mine
sorry lad

>>35005687
Have a fun time anon

>>35005752
I am disappointed by how well you took that. I was hoping for a good old-fashioned flame war.

>>35005632
Fuck you digits. I will go out in a bit

>>35005774
nah. i made a mistake. i can't argue with that.i was more embarrased than angry at you pointing it out
plus high before work makes me cheery

>>35005800
can't do that lad. gotta respect keks decision

>>35005839
STOP BEING SO NICE AND UNDERSTANDING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35005680
I'd be fascinated to see the whole thing in action, I have to admit

>>35005919
You already can, just head to your nearest station and watch what goes on.

>>35006013
Blew my mind, lad

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>>35006021
choo choo, mind got blew, chicken tendies done a poo

>reading normie articles trying to understand 4chan
I wish Trump had never won, normies get out etc.

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Hey lads rate my looks, I've have been told I'm a 7 or 8 out of ten

>>35006270
I dont like this. I dont like that you're doing this.

any lads here workout, started a week ago but think my routines bollocks how long before I notice progress?

>>35006270

What do you think of yourself Anon?

>>35006368

A month for you, two months for others.

>>35006376
why a month for me but two for others?

>>35005559

What kind of job was it lad? Manual labour?

>>35006270
>facebook filename

Can someone find the profile? I'm too computer illiterate to do it

>>35006418
Could be a personal army request since the picture is 4 years old.

>Text a normie about something
>They reply for a few minutes
>Then it goes an hour without a reply and they carry on like nothing happened
>Sometimes they go away for 6+ hours

Who the fuck are these people?

what is the current hidden wiki address for buying drugs lads help me

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>>35006368
working out as we speak, still doing my shitty dumbbell routine until I'm confident enough to go to a gym

I've not noticed any visible changes, but at the very least I've progressed to heavier weights

Stayed at a hotel last night with my gf for the first time and lost my virginity. AMA

>>35006495
www.supersecretdarknetdrugshop.co.org.uk

>>35006501
see I'm not using weight I got some workout gear for christmas so using that, here's my routine (numbers are the maximum I currently don't get close to this amount)
50 pushups
100 situps (doing practice punches at the peak, using a sit up bench)
100 squats (no weights)
15 minutes cycling
this is my daily routine, anything I could improve?

>>35006368
I've recently begun again after a 2 year break. I am growing more powerful everyday, I have already surpassed my past levels. Soon all of britfeel will feel my power. What's your routine?

>>35006522
help me pout lad i'm a newbie at this

>>35006368
I lift. Hard to say how long it took because I quit drugs/alcohol at the same time and also started eating properly.

>>35006542
see >>35006537
if being mean keep it constructive lad

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>>35006548
You just sort of stick both your lips out and close your eyes slightly if you want to pout

should be like pic related

>>35006511
Age? How was it? How do you feel now?

>>35006382

Because other people don't see small changes in your body

any good workouts for someone who is too scared to go to a gym but has a pullup bar and some dumbells?

>>35006558
Nah, not being mean. Just talking shit. Instead of 50 pushups, couldn't you just do 3 sets until failure, so you can slowly progress and improve your reps? It looks okay, it'll probably be decent since you're just starting. Maybe switch to crunches instead of situps, I've had back issues with sit ups in the past. Look into getting a chin up bar as well. Push ups will work your chest, shoulders, triceps to an extent but you need something to work your back as well and balance out your body. Honestly push ups and chin ups with added legwork would probably be enough for life.

>>35006579
29 (just made it)
It was her first time(24) too so she found it painful the very first time but was intimate.
The second time we did it she seemed more into it.

Feels good today. We cuddled til check out and seeing each other tomorrow

>>35006537
From what I understand pushups and pullups etc. are basically resistance routines using your own bodyweight instead of actual weights

It can make you a BIT bigger I think, but if you want to get properly shredded you'd have to progress to higher weights

>>35006610
Tons. Plenty of dumbell only workouts on YouTube. I think Scooby specialises in stuff like that.

>>35006623
>couldn't you just do 3 sets until failure
so this means keep going until I can't 3 times? if so I could do that
>Maybe switch to crunches instead of situps
laminate flooring could be an issue, I could dismantle the part of the situp bench that causes an incline and use that though

>>35006511

Why were you at a hotel?

>>35006610

You can workout every muscle with just dumbells

Pick some exercises you wanna do

Aim for 6-12 reps and sets of 5

If you can do more than 12 you need more weight

>>35006610
A year ago I got in really good shape by doing just two exercises. Basically did 3 sets of push ups until failure one day, then 3 sets of pull ups until failure the next. Alternating every day. Also cycled. Its worth a try

>>35006696
what about legs?

>>35006670
Yea. But maybe just go close to failure instead of all the way. What's your Max reps atm for one set?

>>35006704
I just cycled a lot. Like every other day id go on a 2 hour bike ride. Could also do bodyweight squats. Maybe some planks and crunches for your core.

>>35006713
10 push ups
60 sit ups (but I plan on changing to crunches or adding them)
40 squats
8 minutes cycling
not fat just been inactive for years

on the topic of working out. sometimes my chest looks good but other times it look flabby. im not fat. do i simply need to improve the size of my chest or do i need to cut?

>>35006759
aesthetics are all about cutting

>>35006742
Hmm, I mean if you can do 50 pushups go for it. ATM just doing any activity will help you. I said the 3 sets because it seems easier to maintain long term without overdoing it and getting injured.

>>35006775
yeah. the rest of my body looks fine though. when ever i gain weight, it seems to go straight to my chest. dont get it.

>>35006742

How can you manage forty sit ups, but only ten press ups? I can't manage a single sit up. My stomach must have just given up after the six-thousandth consecutive day of Dr Pepper consumption.

>>35006742
>60 sit ups
RIP your back.

>>35006808
my abs are shit too lad. every other muscle in ym body has improved an awful lot since working out but my abs have hardly improved.

>>35006808

At this point your tubby bod is like physical work? I've never done that before and am no longer able to ;D

>>35006793
Same lad. I feel like unless I go full Arnold my chest is always going to be weak. Genetics plays a part.

>>35006822
Well, abs depends a lot on bodyfat % as well.

>>35006639
Good job. Glad you made it mate.

>exercise

Christ, what a bunch of self-obsessed normies. How narcissistic do you have to be?

>>35006742
btw lad. I know it might be tempting to get into weight training. No doubt if you look for advice anywhere that's what people will recommend. It is the best way to get gains overall. But, I'd reccomend sticking to bodyweight stuff for a good while first. Then once you have a solid strength foundation from that consider switching. There's no rush. But move too fast and you can get injured. Always put safety before your ego while working out. No injury is ever worth it.

>>35006853
What's wrong with self-improvement? Or exercising to improve your mood?

>>35006894
>I want to be better than everyone and they all need to know about it

>>35006882
Faggy advice. Lift heavy ass weights.

>>35006817
would migrating to crunches fix this problem?
>>35006882
alright, nice one anon
>>35006853
I just don't want to die young anon

>>35006898
No, I just want to be better than myself. Have another Dr. Pepper, fatty.

>>35006826
im guessing its somewhat to do with our diet. i eat a lot of shit. if i clean food, my chest looks great. feel like unless i get to a really low body fat its always going to loo shitty

>>35006915
>would migrating to crunches fix this problem?
Yeah, pretty much. I dont really do any ab work because I've decided to bulk until the end of time, or until the summer at least.

>>35006922
Enjoy your frail body at 40. I'll still be as fit as I am today.

who else /foreverloser/ ?

>29
>parents divorced when I was 13
>dad moved to a different country because he had too much debt
>bullied at school every day
>don't know how to cope
>stop going to school for days at a time
>got so bad that they were going to call the police on my mum because I just didn't want to go
>dropped out of school at 15
>develop terrible anxiety & depression issues
>develop avoidance behaviours to cope
>stay inside every day for years
>don't trust anyone in a position of help & authority because of my time in school where teachers couldn't do anything to help me
>don't know how to handle responsibility, work, relationships
>literally scared of life itself
>everyone I grew up with has moved on in life
>gf's, fiances, careers, houses, kids
>im still waking up past midday every day and not showering for over a week at a time
>no ambition, no hope for the future
>no savings
>no pension
>can't drive
>just going through the motions every day, distracting myself with games, music, tv & music from the hopelessness of life
>don't remember what happy is any more
>too scared live
>too scared to die

Another glorious monday eh lads...

>>35006938
how many should I aim for?
>>35006996
>I'll still be as fit as I am today.
so not very?

>>35006931
I have cleaned up my diet a lot but I just cant be arsed living clean all the time. It's not like people see me with my shirt off all the time so fuck it, I'll have a kebab.

>>35006548
download tor and search for hidden wiki. you can find all sorts of links for everything you want on there

>>35007012
Looks like it's just you, old man.

I'm a guy and I have a hourglass figure. I fucking hate it. how do I change it?

>>35007050

Get fat enough to have a pear shaped figure

managing to scrape some residue out of my pipe to smoke

tfw pathetic druggie

>>35007082
I don't want to be fat. I want to be lean.

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JUST got back from my ESA bennies check up

The ESA lady asked me a load of shite like if I can dress and feed myself, I said yes but I still feel depression memes and suicidal thoughts (Also started crying when she brought them up) so hopefully I can keep claiming. Mummy also came with me to solidify my image as a beta useless citizen incapable of work or attending the job center.

When she asked me what I do in my spare time she said internet or call of duty? lmao

what sort of pleb does she take me for I dump 1k hours in shitty F2P games and spend my days browsing sadpanda instead

>>35007018
i think just having a half decent body impreses most women. while i was on a bulk th girl i was fucking though i had a decent body

>tfw convinced the water is contaminated
>kept on getting my parents to smell the water and they smelt nothing wrong
>still convinced there is and haven't been taking showers for a few days

Have I finally lost it lads?

anybody ever used bitpharma i need to get a trusted source of tramadol

>>35007113
cod would actually be a step up from f2p shit

>>35007020
where to buy bitcoins and store them?

>>35007148
where are the proofs its contaminated

i burned my finger on my joint

someone kiss it better ;_;

>>35007213
bittylicious.com to buy them and download electrum to store them

>>35007214
I can smell it in the water

I can smell it when I take a shower, I smell dirtier than when I went in

>>35007113
>mfw 1100(ish) a month in bennies
not even false claiming just went to appointments when my parents told me to and told the truth

>>35007265
Thanks mate

bolx

>>35007292
what do other people say about you? have you asked your parents about how you smell when youve just had a shower? have you thought it could be your nose?

local kebab shop 'Ottomans' has closed and reopened as 'Greek Grill'
DEUS VULT

why do girls look so old these days? every girl on tinder looks 10 years older than me even though were the same age.

>>35007292
Sounds like you've gone off the deep end a bit mate. Have you tried seeing what the water smells like elsewhere?

>>35007341
Not sure desu lad. I reckon its the excessive makeup they use. Makes them look about 40. Alcohol Apparently ages you as well

>>35007341
Because they've been caked in make up since they were 13 and been partying every weekend for over a decade.

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>>35004128
You love a girl from a chinese cartoon?

How strange, I also love a girl from a chinese cartoon.

There should be a name for this sort of thing.

>>35007341
Excessive drinking, smoking, drug-taking, tanning and makeup

>>35007421
Get back to work, A-Dog!

>>35007443
no

I'm having a tea break

>>35007421
Your waifu is a cockslut for me!

>>35007359
>>35007338

It smells the same from every cold water tap. Idk, my mum asked me if I was feeling okay in a weird way. I don't want to take a shower again desu, the last time i literally felt caked in grime and smelt like shit. My skin felt greasy

>>35007495
How about water from outside the house? A public bathroom or even bottled?

>>35007480
i have a feeling you have a tea break every 10 minutes

>>35007514
I haven't been outside the house so I wouldn't know. It is far-fetched I guess to claim the water was contaminated but man, how badly I smelt after that shower was real man

>>35007551
I can neither confirm nor deny these rumours

whenever i am horny, i always try and find a girl online who i can do stuff with. i am never successful. dont even know why i bother. even the girls (probably guys) that are horny will only sext, and not send any pictures. i sometimes waste 2 hours doing this.

>>35007743
Google "porn" mate. It changed my life

>>35007764
porn doesent get me off anymore. im bored of it. and i very rarely find a girl interesting enough for my time

>>35007298
Are you taking the piss? Nice one lad, which programmes?

>>35002591
Is that father Ted in the window?

>>35007817
PIP and ESA, diagnosed formally with schizophrenia and autism

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>>35007876
In the window of the old Job Centre, yes.
>I heard you're a racist now, Father

I can't do factory jobs I just fucking can't. I'll end up topping myself.

What else can i do that a /nodegree/ like me can get.

>>35007984
Do warehouse instead lad

I think I might be quite good looking, lads. However, I've spent so long as a miserable NEET that I don't really know what I do to actually get with a girl.

Might just go back to bed for another four years.

>>35008015
Thatd be an option if where i lived wasn't just fucking food factories. I've been trying to learn 3d modelling but I feel like it'll go nowhere

>>35005632
Going out wasn't such a good idea. There were sheep in my permission and I found fuck all anyway

Forcing a woman to get an abortion is worse than rape, but perfectly legal.

WEIRD

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I really like just sitting on the bus and listening to Music. Top comfy.

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>>35008111
Who is exactly forcing who?
I haven't seen any billboards sponsored by the Health Ministry declaring "GET AN ABORTION, YOU SLAGs" like what American pro-lifers think

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>>35008059
To me the problem is as a NEET, even if you're good looking or not a complete social retard, almost everything comes down to cost, which is huge when you want to get with a girl.
Want to go out and get something to eat? Pay up.
A quick drink from either coffee or alcohol? That'll cost you.
Do an activity? Most of the interesting things will be a pretty penny.

And the worst part is even if you offer a cheaper solution like just walking about and talking, that's just seen as "cheap" and maybe 1% of girls will enjoy that, so you have to hope you have a nice amount of savings or get a good lump of spending money from bennies/something.

>>35008111
When are women forced to get an abortion? And rape is the #1 worst thing ever omg I cant believe you'd suggest otherwise.

>>35008111
but it isnt legal?

>>35008198
>And rape is the #1 worst thing ever omg I cant believe you'd suggest otherwise.

i reckon of you neets here suffer worse than rape victims. being ignored by the opposite gender for your entire life probably fucks people up just as much, if not more than rape.

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>be walking down the road
>find a packet of cigs
>fuggin nice lad
>hope they're not laced with anything other than a lethal dose of morphine

>tfw stuck in East Devon

>>35007884
Not bad lad, not bad at all. Is the schizo bad? Family history of both of those

>>35008192

Yeah, a girl was telling me how it doesn't matter how skint I am, but it costs me a tenner just to get where I need to be. Even if we just shagged I'm still in the red.

Time to hand my CV to anyone who looks remotely not-a-rapist.

>>35008192

The worst part is that no woman will ever respect you as a man.

A mans worth is defined by his ability to provide and contribute to society.

Doesn't matter how good of a person you are if you're NEET then you're seen as a loser and no woman would ever be seen dating someone with lower status than them.

http://news.sky.com/story/seven-sports-fail-to-reverse-tokyo-2020-funding-cuts-10775387

Holy shit who fucking cares? Why should tax payers be providing funds so some twat can play badminton anyway?

>>35008245
schizo is fine since I'm on meds

>>35008318
Mind if I ask what the voices are like?

>>35008291
because the olympics is a big dick swinging contest of who can invest more income in sports

>>35002591
Girl I'm seeing told me she was in love with me whilst we were fucking yesterday.
I like her but I don't love her.
What do.

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Anyone get else get sad when they think about how much non-white people probably distrust/hate you for being white sometimes?

Who /white guilt/ here?

>>35008400
>Who /white guilt/ here?
No

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>>35008291
Tragic. All sports must receive some sort of money if this country wants to keep its Olympic legacy alive. I play archery and it's darn right insulting. The sport of precision aim to fling arrows at 30 yards, 50 yards or even 100 yards? Nah, no monies but the sport of kicking a cowhind around an open field? Hell yeah, motherfucker, take this blank cheque!

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>>35008221
>tfw no longer stuck in South East Devon

>>35008059
same lad, and some of my friends are really good looking too and have the same problems. sometimes girls approach us but we dont know what to do so they stop talking to us because they think we're not interested. i have dated a few girls but i didnt know what i was doing. i am fortunate enough to have had sex. not a neet anymore but was for like 2 years, and only a uni student atm.

>>35008267
>no women will respect you if you're a neet

this too. women care an awful lot about social status and they wont give a neet a chance unless he is the type of neet that is rich because of family wealth or selling a business, living off stock etc.

>>35008400
You've been on /pol/ too much mate. No one cares that you're white and white guilt isnt a thing unless you're a total bitch.

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The last words you hear before the water rushes in to your ears

>>35008422
>the sport of kicking a cowhind around an open field
You mean the sport that millions of people pay to watch? No one cares about your boring 'sport' Hawkeye.

Is alphabay a good place to buy from guys?

>>35008444
I'm just shy, paranoid and awkward desu

I don't trust anyone

>>35008422
>glorified darts

>>35007593
maybe you just smelled normal but you've forgotten what it's like to not smell of filth.

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>>35008400
There's no such thing as white guilt. It's yet another excuse for people who suffer from self-loathing but can't admit to it.

>>35008392
Use two condoms.

>>35008479
>alphabay
Yeah it's pretty good. Probably one of the highest rated. I buy from Dream Market just because I like the layout.

>>35008444
>No one cares that you're white

some black people care but they are the type that stick to their own kind.

there are racist black people

>>35008479
Yes. I buy from there all the time.

>>35008400
>white guilt
thats a funny way to spell racism against whites

>>35008524
well yeah I am pretty self loathing, I'll admit to that

why do you say they won't?

>>35008541
They probably argue about light skinned blacks 'not really being black' like some bizarro world version of /pol/

>>35008540
>>35008544
sweet thanks guys you have been a great help

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>>35008262
You should try to keep your savings well managed if possible, depending on your current situation. If you're living at home then of course its a lot easier, but from the sounds of it you've got your own flat.

>>35008267
It all falls under the deal of how deep down the hole you are honestly, if you've gone like 2-3 years down without doing anything then all hope is lost, but if you just say you're hopping between places and taking some time off between them then that can work.

Otherwise your next best option is just lying and saying you're in education, so it will give the illusion you're a bit skint for a reason, it gives you space so you can pull a "got to do some work" if she tries to wiggle her way into your life too much, and I doubt she'll stalk whatever college/uni/etc.you say you're at, unless things get serious/she's there too, in which hopefully by summer you can say you're done and seem like you've only just become NEET.

Of course that's if you're looking for long term or just a chad moment of pumping and dumping, its all up to you.

>>35008572
They do. Lightskins can be ostracised (or at least mocked) in black communities lol

>>35008590
What you gonna buy?

>>35005867
Suck this dick nigga

>>35008392
>tfw no girl has ever and probably will never say that they love me

you should fuck off because you made me sad.

>>35008348
in my case it's mostly delusional thinking, when I do hear voices they are mostly teenagers though just saying stuff like thats the house etc.

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>>35008595
I want to fuck D.Va so bloody much

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>>35008572
/pol/ is just a bunch of paranoid WASPs who believe the entire world is against them just because a bloke called Sanchez moved in across the way and he's a bit more successful.

>>35008620
A girl told me she loved me after two dates then friendzoned me a few days later because 'things are moving too fast'

Women are honestly overrated anon. Now that I know I could get a girlfriend if I tried I don't care again.

>>35008595

I've been unemployed for 9 years lad and single for about 8 1/2 years so there's no real hope for me any more.

I've tried OKC for a couple of years to no avail, but had a couple of chances that I blew.

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>>35002591
pbbffffttttt "you have been muted for 2 seconds"

>>35007012
Get a job bruv, things won't improve until you do

>>35008639
there are some things i agree with pol on. diversity, gender neutrality, lack of gener roles, refugees, globalization. its basically the master race side of it which is retarded, and edgy but then again that is the main stuff they preach about

>>35008601
Tramadol do you know a good site?

>>35008683
>NEET for almost a decade

Jesus Christ, how can you live with yourself?

>>35008697

Would be pointless.

At 29 entering the job market with no qualifications or skills means the only work I could find is in the service industry on some shitty 0 hours contract.

I'd be living to work for the benefit of someone else just so I could be poor and then have to thank them for the privilege.

Let's not forget that there's 3x as many unemployed than there are jobs and that I'd be competing with potentially *thousands* of people younger and more hard working than me just so I can serve coffee.

Working would make me suicidally miserable.

>>35008749
What're you buying tramadol for lad? I mean it's pretty nice, I abused the shit out of it the past two weeks, but if you're gonna buy something from the darknet I'd just go for something better

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>>35008705
In all fairness, it's a generalisation, I don't /pol/ as much as I used to, not since Brexit anyway.

Saying /pol/ is like that is like saying /o/ is full of JDM driving weeaboos who stickbomb their cars and listen to nothing but eurobeats. They exist, yes, but they don't make the majority

>>35008782

Bennies since 2010. Live in the north where costs are lower. I pay rent, internet, phone bills and other stuff and then have the rest for myself.

>>35008799
Im addicted to it and only get 224 tabs a month off the doc and get through that in a weeek

>>35005867
nope. can't help it lad. i can't change me.
nearly said sorry for upsetting you. but don't want to upset you anymore lad.
chums?

i've looked for jobs for so fucking long today and i'm qualified for none of them

why the fuck does my work have to close down, i can't even claim any bennies at this point either fucking fuck shit cunt

>>35008800
>In all fairness, it's a generalisation

i dont go on there much but when ever i do its full of racist posts, but i cant say for sure tbf.

when ever i see someone posting racist comments on other boards or sites they are always from /pol/.

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>tfw playing GTA IV
I forgot how much I liked the music in this game.

Post waifus

>>35008829
>224 tabs a month off the doc and get through that in a weeek
That sounds horribly unhealthy. You have some kind of medical issue if you're get any from a doc I suppose?

>>35007217
aww. nearly 2 hrs n nobody to your rescue
gimme the finger. X
i know that pain lad.
did it stick on your lips as you took it out your mouth. that's had me over a few times

>>35007421
yeah the name is lucky.
got beautuliful 2D qt's in our lives.
we are lucky lad.
payday tomorrow. gonna get myself a miia related treat me thinks

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>>35008888
Nice quads, and good gaming taste.

Radio Broker, Vladivostok FM and Liberty Rock Radio were all really good

Loved GTA IV, shame that it's been overshadowed by GTA V. In some ways I preferred multiplayer on IV.

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>>35008888
>That get
Nice.

>>35008829
Fucking hell lad. I thought I was bad for blowing through ten in a week.

Good luck and have fun I guess, try not to have any seizures.

>oneitis asks if she can skype me later
>immediately go offline because I want to spend the day being comfy and alone
Think I've broken the spell lads.

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/pol/ is utter trash most of the time. Just the same shitty Trump/meme/bait/are x white? threads over and over.

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>>35008938
mother fucking
waifu stealing cunt.
sad lad. very sad

>>35009018
Stick to brit/pol/, Anonymong.

>>35008978
Are you sure you're not rejecting her out of fear that she'll reject you later on?

>>35008959
take 60 at a time and don't have any side effects just a really nice buzz between sleeps

>>35008894
yeah back pain got 120mg of coedine a day for it as well but abuse that as well

https://youtu.be/j5EmCKbWS6c

Is Withnail and I the ultimate /britfeels/ film?

>>35009061
No I just cant be bothered. She's pretty mental and has a bf anyway so I know it's all just a mess where I'd end up worse than before.

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>>35002591

Let's not forget St Elliot

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>>35009033
sorry lad, didn't mean to steal, i just love her

she's so cute

makes me sad that i'll never cuddle her

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>>35009033

There is literally nothing wrong with wiafu stealing. I'll be claiming yours as my own in future

>>35008938
GTA IV is my favourite of the two. Niko is a much better character than any of the three from V, Liberty City is a better city, the story in IV is much better, and the eastern european themes appeal to me more than the typical nigger gangbanger type rubbish.

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>>35009168
>Niko is a much better character than any of the three from V, Liberty City is a better city, the story in IV is much better, and the eastern european themes appeal to me

exactly, good taste lad

>>35009103
>300 dollar shades
He was a chad wannabe.

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Good evening, /britfeel/!

How are you all feeling?
What are you up to?
What are you having for tea?

Hope you've had a great day so far doing all sorts of things that make you happy!

>tfw still haven't filled the void that Yakuza 0 left
aaaa

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>>35008888
I like GTA IV but I prefer the expansion packs, the Lost and Damned and The Ballad of Gay Tony.

They had a such tighter story focus, the multiplayer was smother and the Episodes' soundtrack is one of the Franchise's best.

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>>35009168
>Niko
You mean Nico!!

>job interview at Dunelm
>thinking of turning it down because I'm so used to NEETdom

>>35009194

There's nothing wrong with being a chad wannabe

>>35009189
Ta very much. The three characters from V are just shitty archetypes that I've seen before. The crazy, the man who has given up and the low life who dreams of higher things.
>>35009225
I never got round to playing the expansions, I never finished the base game so that might be why.
>>35009242
No.

Punched a glass dome covering a lightbulb on my wall in a rage. Wasn't expecting it to fucking break now was I.
Cunt ripped a scar on my knuckle almost clean off

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>>35009245
Was the NEETdom good? Was working ever good for you?
But then again,a change is as good as a rest

Taking a poop, could be better. I wish my bathroom was /comfy/

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>>35009321
If you're on the toilet, you should be memeing so hard, your legs fall asleep

>>35009079
It's about two alcoholic NEETS with crippling anxiety and depression who spend their time barely surviving and thinking about dying.

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>>35009222
>How are you all feeling?
Not bad
>What are you up to?
Reading
>What are you having for tea?
Going out for a meal so who knows

>Hope you've had a great day so far doing all sorts of things that make you happy!

thanks lad, you too

>>35009268
Episodes from Liberty City is definitely worth playing

>>35009079
All the shit on the farm sucked balls.

Whenever I used to watch Fight Club, I always wanted to be Ed Norton and never Brad Pitt

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That first asda tiger bread baguette of the day

>>35009458
russel, please go, normies aren't welcome here

Just walked past an Anti-Trump protest in Newcastle. Honestly felt like lamping bastard. The filth they're shouting out is unbelievable.

>>35009448
Is this meant to be bait? It's working

>>35009546
I can't stand Trump but I don't like activists either

They just come across as people looking for something to feel good about. Religion has been replaced by politics.

>>35009546
Should have MEMED them by shouting PEPE POOPOO PEEE

hahaha HA that would have showed them SJW's good and proper me lad

get on it right this minute

>>35009546
What exactly do they think the protesting will accomplish. Are they just trying to get laid by some liberals?

>>35009546

D-d-did the scary left wingers swear near poor anon? Daww.

Eat my chap meat, fanny man.

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>>35009547
At this part specifically

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WHISTLEBLOWER: Least. Surprising. Revelations. Ever.

>>35009661
I mean like, the whole they're the same person in film thing. You're baiting me still

Why would you assume it was the swearing rather than the implication that the UK is racist because we don't allow the whole world to come here and do what they want?

Muppet.

>>35009448
but they're the same person. I do agree with you though.

>>35009636
i'm far left but i hate most protesters

>>35009684
Was meant for this Labour apologist
>>35009636

>>35009673

All I know is that it's greasy as fuck and tastes crap. I'd rather have pizza from any Turkish run, Polish staffed, kebab shop any day of the week.

>>35009683
Sorry I meant I'd rather look like him than Brad

>>35009684

Because you referred to it as "filth", rather than another word that might indicate you simply disagree with them.

Words have meaning, dummy.

>>35009697

Why?

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Mallorie is such a qt in this game.

>>35009479
Who is Russell? Quick rundown?