Dream GF Thread

>>35002038
True robots aren't lusting after women like horndogs

>>35002038
What a cutiepie babe, I feel butterflies in my tummy. <3

>>35002038
>pretty
>nice tits
>short
>short darker hair
>virgin (or at least is cool with me being one and willing to change that)
>can match wits with me when discussing anime/television/film
>listens to Rage Against The Machine and rocks out to it as hard as I do
>is willing to grow and develop alongside me
>has plans and goals for her future
>wants to help with mine

That's a pipe dream, I think.

>>35002038

>values the importance of the health of her teeth

GOD DAMN IT! ITS NOT MY FAULT ITS MIA'S!

>inb4 that retard who accuses us of having high standards because of how we describe our IDEAL gfs

Anyway,

>Long, wavy blonde hair
>Big blue eyes
>Light skin
>Full lips
>Average height, maybe 5'4" to 5'6"
>THICC
>Pretty big tits, D or DD
>Tiny bit of pudge, soft-looking
>Wide hips
>Huge butt, at least 40 inches around
>Thick thighs ("thigh gaps" are a waste of prime real estate)
>No mental issues
>Not emotionally distant
>Easygoing
>Indoorsy
>Likes doggos
>Kind
>Good sense of humour
>Not easily offended
>Takes and dishes the bantz
>Shares my tastes in music and vidya
>Good singer
>Kissless virgin
>Moderate sex drive
>Likes anal

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>>35002450
>succubus
>likes anal
>kissless virgin
?

>>35002461
Never said it had to be possible.

>>35002450
Anon you dense sap, don't you realize these things are just thinly veiled contact threads? You're not supposed to describe your actual ideal

>>35002038
>smart
>hard working
>pushes me to be better and work harder
>is a challenge
>is out of my league so I have to try extra hard
>is my work colleague

>>35002499
OP's is pretty damn specific too.

>>35002038
You're in luck anon, there's lots of girls like that out there!

They won't be pretty though. Pretty girls don't have that life.

>>35002568
>I want a girl to be my mum and be around me constantly
Fucking sad.

>10-14 y.o.
>flat chest, but thickest (possible) ass
>brunette, short hair
>shy and antisocial
>bluntly honest
>stoic/unemotional
>lazy

This probably doesn't exist outside the realm of 2D.

>>35002499
But what's the balance between listing minimum standards and ideal? The former would be like

>Okay-looking face
>No serious mental problems
>Somewhat comparable sense of humour
>Nice
>Virgin, sticking to my guns on that one

>she walked the streets of japan till she got lost
>she has a graveyard tan
>she carries a cross
>she likes studying faces in parking lots
>she likes driving backwards in the fog
>she likes gypsy moths and radio talk
>she likes gospel music and canned applause
>she wears colorful clothing in the sun
>she hammers her nails but doesn't paint them
>she likes speaking in tongues(bonus points if japanese)

>>35002606
>Not wanting a Manic Pixie Dream Girl who will fix your life

>pretty
>intelligent
>well read
>cute and stylish
>likes to read
>will talk about politics and philosophy with me
>kind
>musician or artist or something
>shy
>has a career and is successful or moving up in the chain
>not a slut, but I don't care if she's not a virgin (I'm not)
>someone i can respect and who respects me

>>35002450
>tfw no virgin succubus who falls in love with you after trying to take your soul
Why live?

>Beautiful and knows it, but raised well to not be an arrogant bitch. A girly girl with a nerdy core.
>mixed race asian/white
>C cup breasts. long hair. skinny. between 5'6-5'10 without heels.
>Likes games and is competent at them, at least my skill level with her preferred roles that happen to have great synergy with the roles i like to play
>Into the same TV shows and Anime as me. Loves watching together.
>Comfortable equally in a cocktail dress and heels as well as a loose shirt and shorts. Has a pechant for thigh-high stockings and skirts. Very social and gets along well with my family and anyone i introduce her too
>likes birds
>sexually open and confident. Knows what she likes and communicates well, loves pleasing me and open to my fetishes
>Rational and smart. not an SJW tumblrina, in fact uses her female status to openly mock them and stand up for herself.
>has her own goals and dreams with a professional career, plus side activities modelling and cosplaying for pay at gaming events (giving me free entry and networking oppertunities/other perks)
>Her own healthy social life with friends i also get along with. Knows how to give space and when to cuddle close.
>Confident in her own value to me that she isnt irrationally jealous
>of course loyal and never a cheater. No obsessive ex-bfs

>>35002660
>After realizing you have no soul

>>35002645
>Needing someone like that
>Not already having your life together
>Thinking someone like that would want to have to help a loser fix his shit for no reason

>>35002669
>This normie shit about being balanced and having goals

>>35002692
Do you know where you are? My life is a mess and I don't feel I have the power to fix it.

DREAM gf, normie anon. DREAM.

>>35002660
Why would a succubus be a virgin? Man up and fuck a slut

>>35002723
Maybe it's her first mission from satan.

>Ever fucking a slut

>>35002742
>The bottom of the barrel thinking it's above anyone
Sluts are the best fucks anyway, you insecure cunt.

>>35002774
Just because someone has a lot of sex doesn't mean they're good at it. Quality over quantity.

>>35002038
>a clone of me but as a girl

i'm the best

>>35002827
>A virgin trying to lecture anyone on sex
lol I'm sure you've watched a lot of videos and read a lot of forum posts and think you're even somewhat competent now

>>35002450 here, I am now going to describe myself for contrast.

>24
>White
>Dark brown hair
>Brown eyes
>Balding
>Quite fat
>No muscle
>6'2"
>Caveman-like brow ridge and sort of bulbous nose
>Perpetual neckbeard
>Look like a cross between CWC and Jerry "tips fedora" Messing
>Live with parents
>Part-time minimum-wage retail job
>No IRL friends
>KHV
>Nintoddler, getting a Switch
>Collect music from the 50's and 60's on CD
>Awkward
>Unassertive
>Don't understand confidence
>Told I can be funny but I don't like saying positive things about myself because I feel I have to prove it on the spot or else it's not true

>>35002863
The only way I can see you getting your dream girl is if you add one more thing to your description

>rich

otherwise you're shit outta luck cause there's a massive fuckin discrepancy there ahahahahaha

>>35002863
lmfao Yeah. She's definitely a dream to you

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>5'0
>chubby but mainly bottom-heavy, maybe a bit of tummy
>full tits
>soft features but not fat-faced
>brown hair, blue eyes
>is mainly cute, not sexy, but has the ability to be if she wants to
>likes anime (no plebshit)
>bisexual so we can share cute girl images
>shares my political views, or at least is against obviously stupid shit like SJW stuff
>wants to have a family
>~130 IQ
>is into drawing to mirror me being into writing
>deeply insecure so we can both work towards solving our problems with each other
>virgin so we can be the only people we ever been with until we die

Pic related, I think about her everyday. ;_;

>>35002891
>>35002893
>This retarded

I know it's completely unattainable, I'm highlighting the fact that we all know we won't get the girls we describe.

>>35002930
>This sensitive
>WE ALL won't get the girls WE describe
Speak for yourself you fat, bald faggot.

>>35002945
Why is the normie brigade in this of all threads?

>>35002957
The girl in the OP looked like an ex of mine but with thicker hair. Didn't even bother reading what it was about until after. You guys are hilarious.

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>>35002945
normie just leave this thread alone. im serious.

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>blue hair
>5'3
>is an assassin/teacher
>has a penis but looks feminine so it doesn't count
>looks like Nagisa Shiota
>is Nagisa Shiota

Saika Totsuka would be okay too desu

>loyal
>qt
>not batshit insane

Not so much to ask

>>35002697
>You're not a robot unless your dream gf is an inanimate slave doll with zero social skills or direction in life that depends on you for everything despite you being an unemployed NEET that cannot even provide for yourself reeeeeeee

How about you tell us your ideal MPDG brobot-ussin

I just want a skinny dota gf desu

>>35002499
Noone gets contacts out of these threads anyways, just post your ideal and have some fun rating other anons

>>35002038
>born with a vagina
>smart, can hold a conversation if I carry it
>doesn't need education or carreer but must be open to at least working part-time
>high sexual drive, shares my kinks
>likes animals
>is cute, thicc is ok
>is shorter than me or same height (I'm 6'3)
>few friends, no orbiters
>introverted
>bonus points if cutting scars

>>35003421
>An orbiter complaining about other orbiters orbiting his hypothetical girl
lol why are you all so fucking insecure?

>>35002038
Ok I'll have a stab at it

>5'7-10
>european caucasian
>intelligent, ideally a bit of an underachiever as someone super keen is not fun to be around
>good hygiene and keeps in shape
>well read, and has some hobbies beyond "foodie, hiking and travelling xD"
>similar plans for the future, and wants kids
>KV ideally
>has some ambition and wants to achieve things together
>doesn't have a princess complex, is realistic
>good, open communicator, not overly passive aggressive

That's most of it I guess

Realistically I will of course have to compromise on some of it for any relationships, but most of it seems reasonable as a requirement for a long term relationship

>>35003436
You misunderstand.

It's not that I have an issue competing with orbiters, it's just that a girl having orbiters is usually the sign of a vapid attentionwhore.

>>35003500
Vapid attention whores aren't bad. When I broke up with one girlfriend we kept living together. She invited some dude over from the east coast to see her because he was into her. He books a hotel, come picks her up, and 15 minutes later she's back at my place, gives me the food her bought her and spreading her legs for me in my bed.

Some of the best sex I've ever had. She texted him afterwards saying she didn't want to see him anymore. He was stuck in our city for 2 more days by himself lol

>pale skin
>dark hair, bangs
>skinny
>KV when we meet
>enjoys vidya
>listens to music. wiling to try new genres
>plays an instrument
>likes cooking
>cool with just hanging out and talking some times
>sexual switch, also let's me enjoy her feet

>>35003577
That sounds pretty bad though.

Sure, it's fun and all that but that's not GF material. It's just a cuck fantasy.

>>35003590
From experience 90% of girls will let you enjoy their feet. So dw about that

>>35003611
>Cuck fantasy
>She didn't fuck him
>She fucked me
>We weren't even together

Cmon man. Try reading next time. If anything I cucked him. But they weren't together either. At least to my knowledge.

>>35003633
That's what I meant, friend. You were the cucker, but it's still a cuck fantasy. You definitely cucked him in one way, except the fact that he probably never found out. Still good though.

>>35003611
The guy basically travelled 4,000km to go out with my ex-girlfriend to pick me up some Chinese food. lmfao

>>35003625
Really? Girls I've talked to seem to think all guys who even remotely like feet are creepy.

>cute face

>skinny, my height or taller

>likes to wear dark colors, stockings, skirts, boots

>prone to depression and anxiety, cares about politics and arts, left leaning

>>35003641
I've never thought about it that way desu. Maybe you're right.

>>35003656
Only one girl has said no to me. Her words were "It's kinda... gay." Still did it anyway but she was the only one who wasn't willing. They're girls. They like being appreciated for shit that no one else appreciates them for. My current girlfriend loves the fact that I think her feet are the best.

>born and raised in east asia
>not obese
>smells nice

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>>35002038
>vagina
>white
>not fat
>KHV
That's about it

>>35003665
>my height ot taller

Kek, no wonder you always bitch about tfw no gf everywhere

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>>35002038
>about 5'7"
>thinn
>never had any friends
>pale skin
>bisexual
>well educated but has no motivation
>depressed and suicidal
>comes off as a bit rude
>somewhat into fashion or at least well dressed
>can have deep meaningful discussions
>is into the same music as I am
>great hygiene
>kissless virging
>madly in love with me

>>35003799
It's a dream gf, not a realistic one. Besides the handful of girls who have treated me like an existing human at times were almost all taller than me

>>35002038
Description matches my gf. I'm blessed

>>35003421
What are your kinks, anon?
>>35003500
>girl having orbiters is usually the sign of a vapid attentionwhore but cutters are cool

>>35003809
If I were a girl I'd be perfect for you anon. Sorry I was born with a Y chromosome :(

>>35002038

My dream gf is my current gf I guess

>>35002038
Me and except for:
> has a cat ( I can't have one in the apartment I live, I would like one though)
> in love with Alex Jones don't keep up with American politics that much as I'm not American
> I didn't listen to the song

i'll start
>born with vagina
>didn't try hard in highschool, but still overachiever compared to other kids
>went to college to get a STEM degree
>didn't have any friends
>ate lunch in the bathroom or library
>never shared nudes with anyone, ever
>knows a lot about vidya, and is skilled, but finds playing them to be hard
>doesn't like tv or social media, but watches/listens to podcasts and goes on imageboards
>isn't obese
>doesn't have toxoplasmosis
>doesn't like pets other than those you can contain in a tank or get some resource from (like eggs)
>wears cargo shorts/sweatpants+t-shirt (usually with no bra)+sandals in any non-formal event
>above-average tiddies
>drinks tea
>in love traditional values
>uses a mechanical keyboard
>swoons when watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP9QsLLTRM4
>flustered when she gets a (you)
>uses actual soap often, just generally values hygiene and good smell
>either blond hair + blue eyes with freckles, or brunette + brown hair with monotone skin
>short in general
>around foot shorter than me (I'm 6'2")
>into improving themselves and /fit/
>hates plastic stuff
>low-mid sex drive and very faithful
>however will be DTF whenever
>doesn't try to use sex to hegemony me
>interested in pleasing me
>okay with being a traditional female/submissive
>likes cuddling
>likes long conversations
>motivates me
>hates urban and suburban areas
>loves the idea of living in an isolated, wintery place
>hates beaches and coastal areas, but loves forests and mountains
>cool/adaptable (sees the bigger picture of things/doesn't get frustrated over small mistakes)
>takes bantz and is never offended
>okay with the outdoors but also staying inside for long periods of time
>hips wider than shoulders
>not a nigger
>not a neo-christian or juden (muslim, fedora tipping, and deus vult is okay)
>hates oral and anal (both giving and receiving)
>intelligent enough to talk to seriously about things or have long discussions like, like earlier
>redpilled
>shy

>>35003919
>What are your kinks, anon?
ddlg, degradation, exhibitionism, power dynamics, bdsm and urination, my biggest one

You've caught my hypocricy. The cutting scars simply turn me on because I'm really into broken girls. Ironically, broken girls tend to seek male validation through beta orbiters.

>>35004088
European?

Originalo

>beautiful
>sensible
>caring
>loves animals
>always tries her best
>somehow shy and outgoing at the same time
>loyal
>that one hair that sticks out always and moves when she laughs
>loves art
>loves music
>GOD TIER LAUGHTER
>tfw I know her but she'd never date me

>>35002669
these prefs are gay lol

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>>35002038
i want a 5'2-5'6 cute, pale skinned, auburn haired tranny gf with a microdick and tiny balls that is completely useless and is 100% feminine.

she will always wear skirts with tights or dresses and like high heels and looking like a prostitute wearing sexy fishnets and lingerie for me

she will always want my hot jizz load inside her daily

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Not too picky, but ideal traits I guess would be:
>Freckles
>Red or black hair
>Chill/Down to earth
>Similar interests or tastes in movies/music/blahblahblah
>Loyal

I guess them actually liking me would be nice too.

>130+ IQ
>nordic
>skinny fit
>has feasible ideas for a space program
>can sub moa with irons
>wants atleast a triple daily dose of my cummies
>not a weeb / hipster / toff / pseud

>11'9
>ZZZZZZZ cup breasts
>5037 lbs, 0.0000385% bodyfat
>clit long enough to kill a man if she pegged him with it
>knows how to cook
>is affectionate and sweet

>>35002038
>Asian
>quantitative professional interests
>skinny, medium height
>kind of shy but not too anxious
>likes brunches, computer-related things, Internet nonsense, literature
already have.

>>35002038
Gross. Everything you described is gross

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And that's why you will all never get a girlfriend.
You're supposed to fall in love with a woman and like her whole, not just use her as your toy or puppet.
Sad virgins, the lot of you.
t. dude with girlfriend

>>35005893
i like her as a whole and use her as my toy
what are you even saying you smug cuck

>>35002717
You are such a loser. Kys right now

>>35002038
>has a cat
>in love with alex jones
>swoons when listening to trash

You just had to have some shit on your tongue and ruin the taste.

>Small. 5'3 and below
>Has a bit of tummy pudge, wide hips
>Straight black hair, hime cut
>Well-mannered but likes getting into playful fights
>Gives emotional support and pushes me to do my best
>Gets a bit bashful with open displays of affection but secretly enjoys it
>Kinky af in private, would make subtle teases in public
>Can have deep conversations about life and discuss movies, vidyas and music with
>Cool with me wanting alone time
>Multiple interests in common that branch off into different places that we can both explore with each other
>Has goals set for herself that I can cheer and support her in

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>>35002038
>XX chromosomes
>18 years old
>Long raven hair
>Pale skin
>Blue eyes
>Relatively tall for a girl
>Wears dresses frequently
>Confident because she's fucking gorgeous
>Strict parents but has a good relationship with family
>Small circle of good friends, never hangs out with boys unless it's a date
>Is quite reserved and distant to strangers, takes a long time to get to know her
>Was a goth kid in her teens
>Loves philosophy, music, movies, politics, history and nature
>Extremely blunt and honest to everyone, including me
>Neat and organized, likes it clean
>Literally cannot be offended by dark humor
>Independent, not clingy
>Is in for breaking rules
>Virgin with low libido

>>35004941
I wish I could meet a qt smart Asian gf....

>>35002038
You make me sick-a-rooty-toot-too

>>35002038
>exists
>not fat
>kind

>>35002038
>thinks i'm funny
>gets happy when she sees me
>faithful
>enjoys being around me
>at bare minimum slightly below average looking

I'm a simple man with simple requests

>black or dark brown hair
>Preferably white or asian (though desu race isn't a big deal)
>qt
>to have a similar taste in music, books, movies and such
>wholesome
>Supportive
>very shy
>smart
>easy going
>good sense of humor
>old fashioned

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Ideal?

>girl(female)
>kissless virgin
>mostly conservative so we don't argue politics all the time
>white or Asian
>a bit shorter than me
>looks like a total dork. Glasses, misaligned teeth, uses little to no beauty products. The kind of girl who sat in the library during lunch in high school.
>genuinely loves me
>similar interests, loves to stay at home and watch anime or play vidya, but also likes to go /out/ from time to time
>very physical, has a hard time keeping her hands off me. Not necessarily sexual, just loves to be close. Lots of kissing, hugging, hand-holding, and cuddling

>born with a vagina
>shorter than 5'10
>has cute face

thats about it. I'm desperate

>>35002038
Beat my standards.

Dream GF:
>girl
>likes vidya
>likes me
>clingy and wants to game all the time with me

Where u at?

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>>35002617
I feel you dear anon :(

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>>35002038
>likes to wear a nazi SS guard uniform
>is very dominant
>will make me eat her shit
>will piss on me
>will lick her piss off of me
>will lick her shit off my face
>has killed a person and enjoyed it
>eyes have deviations in color on them
>white

>>35002908
This was literally my ex. I can give you her contact if you wanna hit her up.

>>35007703
>This was literally my ex. I can give you her contact if you wanna hit her up.
Sure, give it to me, that sounds hilarious.