My girlfriend (male) just started her period

>>34998735
How does that one work? Did you stab him in the taint?

>>34998911
she bleeds out of her boipussy once a month you shitlord

>>34999004
that doesn't sound normal faggot, take her to a doc

wow you really are boring

maybe that's why no girl ever liked you so you decided to become a Cosmo wright style disaster

>>34999030
but her doctor has her buy tampons

>>34998735
That's a nice std she has. Soon you will have a period too! Good luck!

How can a transgirl even have a period?

You'll get blood everywhere, but it's safe...I guess. I'm surprise she's even in the mood.

>>34998735
Just put some hemorrhoid crea-I mean liquid maxi pad on hi-I mean her hemorrho-I mean vidible period and you can fuck hi-I mean her assho-I mean boy vagina

God why are we not allowed to lock crazy people up anymore

>>34998911
Speaking of which, any news on Chris-chan's taint?

>>34998735
>is it safe for us to still fuck?
yes

>>34998735
just make sure she's on birth control so you don't pop out any more children

>>35001855
>just make sure she's on birth control so you don't pop out any more children
b-but she's a (male) anon...

>>34998735
>My girlfriend (male) just started her period
go to the hospital now

Your boyfriend has aids

We need to end this species right fucking now.

>>35002177
>implying (male)s cannot give birth at this day and age

>>35003369
It (the human species) will end itself. Let's just wait and watch it crash and burn.

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>>34998735
>mini milk
o i am laffin

>>35003369
Agreed. You should start by taking yourself out first. "Lead by example", etc.

>>35002177
girls(male) can actually give birth to babies at a higher rate than girls(female). It's just that they have a miscarriage every morning.

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>>34998735
>Girlfriend
>(male)
Pick one and only one, also how is this even possible ?

>>35000507
did he ever even call her trans? no? didn't think so

>girlfriend (male)
>period
go to the emergency room, you broke something in her ass

>>35006394
No he didn't I recommend he fucks her(him) even more.

>>35006189
>he doesn't know what a girlfriend (male) is

>>35006460
oh don't worry I will

>>35007015
And I cherish my ignorance.

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>>35007561
you're missing out t b h nigger

>>35007824
>hitting the wall even harder than Stacey

nah

>trans
>tfw this shitpost thread made me feel bad about not having periods even though periods are objectively gross, intrusive, and miserable

Stop reminding me of my defective brain, I go here to get away from trans problems

>>35007916
I'm not in the mood to play the irony game;
are you baiting or not?

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>>35007916
>>35008008
If you're not baiting kind anon, then perhaps you could post a picture for us lonely robots to drool all over, would surely help your self esteem.

>>35008092
fuck off with this thirsty enabling behavior

>>35007916
nevermind I'll just take the bait / give you the benefit of the doubt
if you're coming to /r9k/ to get away from trans shit, you're fucked in the head because this place fetishizes and lambasts trans in equal measure

rethink yourself

>>35007894
But it's gonna be helluva fun before that.

>>34998735
fuck off mentally ill retard

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>>35008144
for 10 years tops if you're very, very lucky, maybe
then you live the remainder of your 40-50 years of life a damaged wreck, assuming you don't kill yourself before then

>>34998735

Yes.

Trust me, I am an expert.

>>35008176
The 10 years are still worth it, r-right?