ITT: times you used your autism powers to roast the fuck out

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ITT: times you used your autism powers to roast the fuck out of normies

>be inna college dorm
>come back from class, look in common room fridge
>bigass bottle of Jaeger just brazenly sitting in there
>snitch like a motherfuckerr, campus PD comes, confiscates his booze, thanks me etc.
>chad roommate gets back, i'm still holed up in room
>hear him open fridge, instant freak out
>can hear him ranting over the phone to mommy, screeching and swearing every other word
>don't give a fuck, keep playing vidya
>he hears me playing, starts banging on my door
>"OPEN UP MOTHERFUCKER WHAT YOU DID WIT MY BOOZE??!"
>the banging and screeching goes on for another good 10 minutes
>"KEEP HIDING YOU PUSSY ASS BITCH YOU GOTTA COME OUT EVENTUALLY"
>can hear him ree'ing at me while i continue to play vidya
>what he doesn't know is that I always have a week's worth of food and pee bottles in my room at all times
>what he doesn't know is that alcohol offenses are almost always met with eviction

Literally no downsides for me; either he gets kicked out and I get a room to myself or he gets kicked out and I get a non-chad roommate. Feels good to put these fucks in their place.