Females of this board, describe you perfect boyfriend/husband

>>34996461
>9+ inch dick
>200k+ salary
>Must be at least 9/10
>Treat me like a princess
>No children I should be the only thing in his life
>No prenup
>Open relationship

>>34996461
2d husbando

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>>34996461
>Females of this board, describe you perfect boyfriend/husband

I don't even know where to start~

>>34996520
>this kills the man

original

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>>34996461
>good sense of humor
>has his own hobbies
>not a normie
>not a chad
>intelligent
>kind
>supports my interests
>is ok with not having kids with me

pic related is him~

>>34996673
that...that's literally a chad tier guy. how stupid are you?

>>34996673
Why you put his face in this place ?
MHH?

>>34996763
yeah, he is pretty good looking. He's hard to get a nice photo of.

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> around same level of cuteness as me with good style (we gotta look good together u know)
> similar sense of humor (basically just not cringe normie humor)
> more outgoing than me, but overall quiet/shy
> same taste in music and passionate about it
> logical/smart
> a e s t h e t i c
> a nice boy
> has at least some future goals (regardless of current accomplishments)
> has any kind of hobby/interest he is passionate about and spends time on
> interest in video games, art, science, anime are a plus tho
> will hold my hand and be nice to me (most of the time)

hopefully someday ^_^

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Straight cis female here.

I seriously crush hard on Westballz.

Gif related.

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>>34997191
smash huh
i play a mean kirby

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>>34996585
Stallman is the perfect man:
>Intelligent
>Well cultured
>Free foot snacks
>Respects your freedom

a guy who is nice to me and loves me, and doesn't cheat on me. that's it.

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>Taller than me... (I'm 5'6)
>Listens to cool music... (juvenile and vague, I know)
>Is sweet
>Shy like me
>Will watch pretentious artsy movies with me

>>34997394
Nice! Pikachu's my main.

>>34997521
>Nice! Pikachu's my main.
nobody cares slut

>bad hygiene
>make no effort his appearance
>petty
>lazy
>angry
>resents me
>NEET
>overweight
>odor problem
>only able to get off to fetishes that are literally physically impossible (inflation, vore, giantess etc)

>>34997543
Oh, why's that?

>>34997521
You sound like a stupid bitch

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>>34996461
>loves me and won't cheat on me
>not fat

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>>34996520
Try again.

>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>34997498
What is cool music in your opinion? Is this cool music?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=naJkQ1PeBcM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E7hvGPLexL0

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jYUm5T8uQIY

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>>34997645
I swear to god I'm gonna slam your head onto the fucking ground if you reply to me again

DON'T MESS WITH ME WOMAN

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>>34997498
>tfw no tarkovsky watching, camera obscura listening gf.

life is ceaseless pain

>>34996461
>tfw you already found him
haha fembots you will never know this feel

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>>34996461
>After all this time I realized the food is in the shape of his head and face

>>34997723
>liking camera obscura

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>>34997761
and venomous maximus and sean price and

giacinto scelsi

>>34997594
Literally me doubleyew tee eff questionmark

>>34996520
>Open relationship
woman.rar

>>34997844
That isn't a post by an actual woman you retarded faggot mongoloid.

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>>34997594
How are you doing Darkness?

>>34997890
i know, but what is written on it partially true

>>34997655
Not sure why I sound like a stupid bitch, but that's pretty funny then.

>>34997670
Hello are you still here

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>>34997670
>>not fat
CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE

>>34997498
how much taller we talking, I'm 5'7

>>34998388
Fuck you, I'm 5'8. Choose me.

>>34998489
come at me fag, I'll fuck you up, I'm fuckin jacked

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>>34996520
Thanks for the kek, anonymous poster.

>>34998489
I am also 5'8" though anon

>>34998519
I'm jacked as fuck too fag. My socks bigger than yours too. Choose me you roastie

If I keep describing myself in these threads, will femanons gradually find my attributes desirable due to herd mentality?

>Tall
>White
>Fat
>Unassertive, passive, non-confrontational
>Easygoing
>Can be funny
>Nintendo fan
>Unhealthy passion for old music

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>>34996461
>average looks
>either white or mixed (b/w)
>like fashion but not hype beast garbage
>likes normie stuff but also has decent taste in music and hobbies
>likes good memes
>doesn't have many friends
>can socialize w/ strangers
>listens to mainly rap but also like indie
>will go w/ me to shows
>5'10"+
>6in dick
>stem major
>doesn't give a shit about politics
>from nyc or seattle
>worships me

>>34998620
Date me libshit whore

>>34998620
>NYC or Seattle

Cunts are weird.

>>34997131
what's your music taste desu

>>34998704
dating some one from a decent place makes it easier to move out of your shitty small town

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>just want a fat girl
>no one cares because im a dude

>>34998783
Both of those cities are nigger or nigger lover shitholes

>>34998783
>NYC or Seattle
>a decent place
Pick one and only one.

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>>34996461
>taller than me
>autistic/doesnt bother me at all
>chillest
>loyal
>likes things i like?

i dont want a bf but i wanted to reply

>>34998783
Neither of those are decent places.

>HAS to live in a giant metropolis

>>34998820
Why are so many femanons content eith being alone? Where are the lonely ones?

>>34996461
>He may massage my feet and kiss them
>He must make chocolate cake for me sometimes
>He must like manga a lot so I'll aways have good suggestions.

>>34998874
>He may massage my feet and kiss them
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>34998874
Did you make the violent manga recommendation thread?

>>34998884
But do you know how to make chocolate cakes and read manga? Everything is important.

>white
>redpilled
>likes animals
>needs me (I'll need you back)
>wants to be affectionate
>can take the lead and help me
>not cripplingly nervous or anxious
>nice voice
I'm never going to get over him, God help me

>>34998910
Yep. But you motherfuckers only know to insult everyone, I just wanted some good suggestions.
Bet most of you don't even read manga and stuff and call yourselves robots.

>>34998913
Yes and I'd start

>>34998938
I fit this, but I don't want sloppy seconds

>>34998952
>Implying your taste in media dictates your robot status

We insult you because you are an easymode who probably won't date us.

>>34997131
Nice to meet you, what's your music taste?

>>34998975
I haven't been touched, please be a khv too

>>34999031
>please be a khv too
Yep
Where are you?

>>34998848
in my case is because i dont compromise
i dont want to conform

>>34998989
If you'd know better, you would not want to stick together with a female that comes to /r9k...c'mon imagine the trainwreck I am plus how I must look.
Anyways, I just wanted some good manga and cozy stuff like cake and massage.

>>34997717

not her, but this is some high school kid who thinks his high school problems will last forever music right here

>>34999060
>imagine the trainwreck I
not that guy but describe your trainwreck pls

>>34999052
London
orange juice

>>34999266
[email protected]

Send an email pls fembot

>>34998620
it is always funny how dumb cunts always think music choice is somehow important in a relationship

those are the kind of people who are always alone

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>>34999356
I'm a dide and I would love if a girl shared my taste in music because, as someone who has a hard time keeping conversation going, I can talk endlessly about the music I like.

any robot chicks wanting a near chadtier guy who is bored and just looking for some fun in grad school? drop an email [email protected]

worst case scenario we can chat on discord or something when I am free

>>34999398
music is the least important thing anyone should ever care about if you want an actual relationship and not just a quick pound.

if you can only endlessly talk about music that may be your problem and women will definitely get tired of it quickly

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>>34999341
Anon but I'm a boy though

>>34999481
>females of /r9k/
>fag makes post like he's a woman
This is why you subhumans need to be gassed

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>>34998783
Seattle isn't decent. Portland should also be razed to the ground.

t. WAfag

>>34999398
Listening to music is good to break the ice. It's not anything you can use to build a real long term relationship with unless the both of you make your own music too.

>>34999435
I don't talk about the music I like because nobody else is into it, dumbass.

Because my only interests are music and video games it is kind of important that we have similar tastes in one or the other.

>white
>tall and thin
>not hideous
>at least doesn't have something stupid like <3 inches
>not Chris-Chan level autistic
>into either writing or drawing
>into anime (not Toonami tier shit)
>doesn't hold any reddit/tumblr political beliefs like communism or SJW shit
>okay with short, chubby girls ;_;

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>>34998306
yes. where do you live?

oregano comment

>>34999611
>short, chubby girls
im okay with that
but youre not okay with me
thanks for making me feel

>>34999611
>chubby girl
>wants thin guys
memes

>>34999575
that is why you are alone, and will always be alone

you need to branch out and be more of an adult instead of an autist

>>34999611
>>okay with short, chubby girls ;_;
Hot post contact

>>34996461
>taller than me
>skinny build
>talented, e.g. plays an instrument
>asian/hapa/mixed
>stylish clothes
>funny
>watches anime
>quiet
>nice demeanor
>goal-oriented
>cute smile
>likes outdoorsy activities, like hiking
>gentle

>>34999640
>yes. where do you live?
burgerland
You?

>smart
>funny
>tolerant
>5'9" +
>chubby
>likes vidya, anime, and star wars
>similar music taste
>college graduate
>decent level of self confidence
>socially adept
>has a drivers license

too bad life never gives you what you want

>>34999680
But you just said hobbies like music aren't important.

>tfw bf has nearly none of the bs music/animu reqs
>just a sweet dude that likes me and is willing to go along with me through life.
bretty gr8 desu

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>>34999891
>tolerant
og

>>34999952
But what do you talk about without any common interests?

>>35000000
>>34999999

an original comment is required to post here.

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>>34999891
>college graduate
Lame. I match the rest.

>>34999891
and why do you think you deserve all that, just because you own a roast?

>>34999994
you know when two people are into different things they can tell each other about them? expand horizons and all that good stuff.

he likes to hear about all the dark conspiracy theories I love. he has really has a shallow understanding of things out side of his line of study desu. for example he had never heard of the black budget of the government.

>>35000150
>tfw no conspiracy theorist gf

>>35000150
I have a hard time connecting with people when there's no overlap. It's hard for me to keep their attention.

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>>34996461
>over 5'10
>blue eyes
>white
> /fit
>republican/centrist
>artsy or sporty
>doesn't like anime

>>35000204
Go fuck yourself stacy cuckservative

>>35000181
>It's hard for me to keep their attention.
then they aren't the one~
I'm kind of the same in general social situations. very easy to pass over conversationally.
>>35000166
good luck in your love quest anon.

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>all these girls on fucking /r9k/ of all places have a 5'9"+ requirement for a bf
It really is hopeless isn't it

>>35000261
hello, my bf is 5'4" and I am 5'5"
please do not give up hope anon.

>>35000261
they are the gatekeepers of sex
its a shame

>>35000260
>tfw 24 and still haven't met "the one"

Whenever I add a girl online she never initiates conversation or asks me questions. It's like I'm interviewing her.

>>34996673
>is ok with not having kids with me
He's just saying that

>>35000278
>hello, my bf is
FUCK OFF

>>35000261
>tfw 5'7
>tfw women and even trannies want guys taller than them
>tfw no longer caring about human beings and now starting to devote myself towards an individual accomplishment

>>35000289
girls never care about men anon, you just have to pretend to be interested in their boring lives long enough and if you're lucky they'll spread their legs for you

>>35000322
Hell, I'm 6'2" and it pisses me off when a girl expects a guy to be at least six feet or whatever.

>>35000348
Even getting any information out of them is like pulling teeth. Maybe because I'm not hot.

>>35000322
I just want a girl that isn't shallow enough to care about that kind of thing but I'll never find one because we're both cooped up in our rooms all the time

>>35000261
i am 5'9 (for some reasons some doctors say i am 5'10) and i live in south america and as you can guess i have 0 luck with girls

no te sientas mal por que a mi me hace sentir peor.

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>baby face
>naive
>autistic lanket
>likes lame metal
>wears the same cringey tshit for two days

>>35000125
Never said I deserved it. Wanting something doesn't mean I think I'm entitled to it. I guess you could kinda argue that the exact nature of wanting something means the person wanting thinks they're entitled to it but that's kinda stupid and pedantic.

>>35000396
Is 4/5 good enough? pls be my gf

>>35000383
>5'9
>south america
Isn't that pretty tall for there considering your Indio genes make you short as fuck?

>>35000289
unfortunately people view online interactions as throwaway interactions. it easy to just cut people off if you get bored etc. I would focus in on people in your general area so you can move things into rl asap.

>>35000434
yes that is considered tall ( i do not have indio genes)

>>35000427
Okay, I'm your gf now.

>>35000444
I live in the middle of nowhere. OkCupid lists three single women under 30 in a 30-mile radius. In order for me to get along with a girl she has to have a very 4chan-type personality, and I've never met one such IRL. Of course I've never had a conversation with a girl my age IRL either.

physically weak

doesn't leave house so has thin skin

i want to see prominent ribcage outlines

>>35000491
pls post contact originally

>>35000500
staying in a rural area is going to limit your options for sure.
>Of course I've never had a conversation with a girl my age IRL either.
ple work on that first anon.

>>35000518
I-is there any reason you want someone like me?

>>35000396
I'm
>baby faces
>likes lame metal
be my gf

>>35000518
>i want to see prominent ribcage outlines
do people really like this ? i have a normal weight and prominent ribcage outlines it bothers me when i see it in the mirror

>>35000544
I just
Can't talk to girls like they're human beings unless I've known them online for months or years, at which point I'm "like a brother to them".

>doesn't slam doors
>doesn't yell
>over 6'4
>chubby/fat
>cluster b mental illness
>his favorite album is unironically in the aeroplane over the sea
>likes cuddling
>weeb
>doesn't have friends
>infp
>is into hardcore bdsm

>>35000553
so i can feel powerful for once in my life

>>35000613
no real reason i just find it attractive like you find whatever you find attractive

>>35000690
>so i can feel powerful for once in my life
If you would dom me then please be my gf

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>>34999729
>taller than me
6'1
>skinny build
yes
>talented, e.g. plays an instrument
kinda
>asian/hapa/mixed
yes
>stylish clothes
kinda
>funny
kinda
>watches anime
yes
>quiet
yes
>nice demeanor
yes
>goal-oriented
kinda
>cute smile
kinda
>likes outdoorsy activities, like hiking
yes
>gentle
yes

hello ;)))))

>>35000690
how big are you femanon?
5'5 here 120lbs here, could you pick me up

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>>35000678
>doesn't slam doors
Check, unless all the windows are open and they slam by accident
>doesn't yell
Check
>over 6'4
6'2"
>chubby/fat
Check, the latter
>cluster b mental illness
Fuck no, some Cluster C though
>his favorite album is unironically in the aeroplane over the sea
/mu/ pls
>likes cuddling
Probably would
>weeb
Pic related
>doesn't have friends
None IRL
>infp
INFP or ISFP, result varies
>is into hardcore bdsm
Ehhhhhh

>>35000838
>cluster c
like what?

>>35000887
Diagnosed anxiety (pretty mild), pretty sure there's some dependent (sexy I know) and obsessive in there too.

>>35000622
if the thing you've been doing this whole time isnt working its time to try something else.
try to pursue things a little bit faster and see what happens.

>>35000923
yeah the dependent part is the main reason id want my dream bf to be cluster b, but if it's prevalent in your mental problems too then the semantics don't matter

>>35000938
>tfw i broke the dubs chain.
TnT

>>35000951
Dependent is B. Cluster C is stuff like borderline, histrionic, and narcissistic.

>>35001002
Fuck, got them mixed up.

>>35001002
bpd is cluster b, trust me id know

>>35001029
>trust me id know

G-good luck finding a bf, femanon

>>35000678
What if I'm all that except I prefer Merriweather Post Pavilion and I have no mental illnesses.
I'm also only exactly 6'4

>>35001104
the no mental illnesses part is the biggest deal breaker

>>35001133
NIGGA JUST GOT SANEZONED

>>35001133
I can't imagine two BPD people not tearing each other apart.

>>34998620

>doesn't give a shit about politics

Why would that matter? I mean, most people have an opinion regardless yet they likely won't discuss it unless prompted to.

Did you mean something more along the lines of "Isn't balls deep into politics?"

>doesn't have many friends
>can socialize w/ strangers

Those seem unlikely as well.

>>35001133
>>35001133
Feelsbad
What if I do have no mental illnesses, but I'm too anxious to call public services and I have a severe hero complex?

>>35001296
>severe hero complex
elaborate?

>>34996461
Asexual 19-25 yo perferably at least a 7/10 who could provide for me that isn't abusive. That's it.

>>35000678
>cluster b mental illness
I'm legitimately wondering what the appeal is. I've watched two people with bipolar date and it was like cats going at each other. It worked best when the sane person was the dominant figure in my experience.

>>35001388
the appeal is being able to empathize with and take care of eachother

>>35001361
drop your contact info now

>>35000204
I laughed really, really hard at this picture, I don't know what is wrong with me

>>35001361
Whu do his looks matter if you're asexual?

>tfw get mad when fanons say they're asexual because iteans another man will die alone

>>35001388
This, I briefly tried something online with a BPD girl and I ended up dreading talking to her because she'd turn everything into an argument. Nothing wasn't a big deal.

>>35001423
*Why
*femanons
*it means

Fucking phone keyboards

>>35001412
Maybe not empathize, but you hardly need to be bipolar to sympathize or to take care of someone with Bipolar. Besides cluster b on cluster b tends to be the most toxic shit around.

>>35001453
big difference between bipolar and borderline, anon

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>>34998705
>>34999018
this is just a lil example of what ive listened to the past month (pls no bully i never said it was good)

>>35001414
That's slightly rushed. What state are you?
>>35001423
I still feel attraction, just not sexual attraction but it really depends on the guy

>>34998489
I'm 6'2 and have the face of a chad except I'm skinny

>>35001473
>What state are you?
The great empire state

>>35001453
>He thinks we're talking about bipolar

>>34996763
Holy shit. How fucking ugly does one have to be to qualify as a non-chad?

>>35001515
You're on the other side of the continent exactly. What brings you to /r9k/? What is your race/ethnicity?

>>35001551
>You're on the other side of the continent exactly.
Damn
What does the rest matter after that?

>>35001465
It's all the same shit, let's not pretend all of the cluster b shit is unique snowflake tier. If you have bipolar odds are good you also have borderline etc.

>>35001570
the symptoms literally contradict eachother but ok

this is exactly why being mentally ill is one of the non-negotiables

>>35001558
Not really. I don't see why we can't be at least pen pals if you have a trash email I could contact.

>>35001604
Sure
[email protected]

>>35001597
>the symptoms literally contradict eachother but ok
>Bipolar disorder, also known as manic depression, is a mental disorder that causes periods of depression and periods of elevated mood.
>Borderline personality disorder (BPD), also known as emotionally unstable personality disorder, is a long-term pattern of abnormal behavior characterized by unstable relationships with other people, unstable sense of self, and unstable emotions

Wrong.

>>35001570
Not remotely true. I know people with either, and they're distinct.

>Bipolar: Sudden shifts in mood/energy level
>Borderline: Drama, distrust, impulsiveness

>>35001619
>>35001622
another key difference is that my mood shifts rapidly, people with bipolar experience prolonged mania/depression >>35001622

>>35001616
Cool cool, thanks. I'll message you.

>7inches or more
>6ft+
>good person
>smart
>18-24 y/o

>>35001683
>Size queen

Pls suicide

>>35001721
>Takes the bait

Pls suicide

Let's see how I stack up to femanon demands:

>5'6"
>5 inch dick
>white

Oh wow, I literally don't meet any of their standards already. What a shocking surprise.

>>34996461
are r9k girls mentally ill or no?

looking for a virgin wife who takes care of herself, also be christian

also im a self made richfag so we can chill in our mansion and make lots of babies (building an army)

>>35001746
They are mentally ill and not religious.

>>35000261
>be 6'4"
>still KHV

Being tall helps but it doesn't mean instant success at everything you do

>>35001746
Anon can you help a poorfag out :^(

>intelligent
>well read
>some kind of goal and life plan
>kind
>artistic in some way
>has similar music/movies/books taste to me
>a sense of humour
>dark hair (I fucking hate blonds. Red hair is tolerable)
>slim (I hate muscles) and tall
>adventurous
>likes philosophy
>not religious

>>35001763
6'2" KHV here, I guess it's allowed me to be friendzoned by a few femanons who wouldn't have added me otherwise.

>>35001721
Not her fault you're tiny dicked

>>35001746
Fan the flames, mold the metal; we are raising an army!

>>35001763
To be honest I've actively avoided women because of that shit. Like it's one thing to prefer it, but a girl demanding a man of x height is similar to a guy demanding a woman has to have a bust of a certain size before he'll talk to her as far as I'm concerned.

>>35001782
>I fucking hate blonds.

Jeez femanon, what did the Aryans ever do to you? Did Hans break your heart?

>>35001744
This is an ideal thread. I'm sure someone would settles for you.

>>35001746
>selfmade
>mansion
lies

But if true I hope you go broke and I'll be sure to piss on you when you end up sleeping in the streets.

>>34998610
That's repetetive affirmation not herd mentality

Also no, if you can be summed up in a few lines of greentext

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>>35001782
>>not religious
Fedora women need to be gassed

>>35001834
every single person can be described with a few lines of greentext desu

>>35001812
I've made that exact argument in the past. It's fine when a girl expects a guy to be at least an inch taller than her, but thinking it's reasonable to expect him to be taller than over half the male population?

>>35001808
WHITE KNIGHT AHOY
SHE'LL HAVE SEX WITH YOU FOR SURE

>>35001823

That's nice, at best a fat whore will settle for me until her Chad comes along. Why try?

>>35001821
It's just a preference, I'm bi and just cannot find blond hair attractive. I like dark hair on white guys.
>>35001838
I'm agnostic, not Atheist. But I wouldn't date any man from the abrahamic faiths. Funnily enough, I value being looked at as a human being. Buddhism or whatever would be okay.

>>35001333
I live a very stable life and my biggest wish is to bring an unstable girl into it and care for her.

I'm also heavily attracted to instability and old cutting scars turn me on

>>35001872
>I'm agnostic, not Atheist. But I wouldn't date any man from the abrahamic faiths.
You are a meme atheist whore. Now get off my board dyke.

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I have a HUGE thing for corrupt businessmen. Donald Trump, Mark Zuckerberg, Martin Shkreli, they all make my lady parts tingle like crazy. Not because of their money but because of how they got it. Shkreli in particular drives me wild because of the way he's spending his money just to troll others.

Exciting. Motivated, creative, carefree, immoral, ruthless yet caring towards me. I crave someone who could save me from myself and make life meaningful again.

>>35001899
Only Zuckerberg is corrupt though

>>35001893
>doesn't know what words mean

>>34996673
>not a chad
>posts chad
nice

>>35001914
>continues to prove the point

>>35001890
that sounds just as nice tbqh
do you have a kik or anything?

>>35001849
Actually you might be onto something with the herd mentality thing

>>35001869
"Ive seen cuck memes every day for a year and I unironically believe that all women behave like animals"

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>>35001872
>But I wouldn't date any man from the abrahamic faiths. Funnily enough, I value being looked at as a human being.

>>35001914
Most atheists are agnostic atheists retard. "Agnostic" is not mutually exclusive with "atheist".

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>>35001912
I must admit I don't know much about Shkreli or Trump's business practices because digging too deep would make me sad that they're not mine. I just know they both come off as massive trolls who step on others for their own gain and it makes me HOT.

>>35001872
How many weird piercings and tattoos do you have

>>35001872
>human being

No such thing. There are men and women. Neither are superior or inferior. They have gender roles that they should adhere to because it is conducive to success and a good society.

You shunning that leads to despair. Nobody that shuns gender roles or does alternative shit is ever happy or successful.

>>35001899
>>35001951
It makes me so sad that some (inb4 >some) women are turned on by that. It's the opposite of what I want to be in life.

>>35001782
What color is your hair?

>>35001893
Hi, Catholic Josh

>>35001832
jelly m8?

most neets can get rich they just r too lazy

u sit on the internet all day may as well do something productive

>>35001928
>"Ive seen cuck memes every day for a year and I unironically believe that all women behave like animals"

Are you saying women don't behave like animals? Statistics and studies aren't memes. A woman would drop her 5/10 bf for 5 years just to spend 5 minutes with their idealized Chad.

>>35001980
Her hair is probably green or purple.

>>35001936
You haven't proved me wrong.

Besides, I don't look like that. I have had boyfriends before and am objectively 8/10. I've read the bible, torah and qu'ran, and they're angry religions (particularly the Old Testement and Qu'ran). People who have such beliefs are not ones that I want to be intimate with and have a relationship with.

>>35001856
Not white knight just hate it when people get mad at size queens, everyone has to have low standards and not like bigger dicks, right? fuck off

8 inches here

>>34997498
Fuck you, you stupid heightist whore. Go fucking shoot yourself.

>>35001872
>Funnily enough, I value being looked at as a human being.
Are we really going to pretend any of the other faiths particularly liked women either? I mean the whole premise of Medusa was a woman was being raped and Athena was upset she was getting more attention.

>>35001856
The big part that bugs me is the average male height is now considered short. I'm 6'2" and sometimes I feel like some women think I'm average due to warped expectations.

>>35001924
Yeah, feel free to chat.

PoachedSalmon

>>35001980
Black/dark brown.

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>>35001974
I'm only into men like that because I'm that way myself. Their soul echoes with mine, if that makes sense.

I'm sure most women would rather have a genuinely nice guy.

>college educated or "professional" field so trades etc are ok too
>likes internet and games, having fun at home
>not a trump tard, not a misogynist
>not a beard Tard
>not past slightly overweight
>basic hygeine and diet
Thats about it, the rest is flexible

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>>35002016
>I have had boyfriends before and am objectively 8/10

>>35001971
>Nobody that shuns gender roles or does alternative shit is ever happy or successful.
I have to disagree. I'm not her, but like, my parents are both very successful and shared shit equally. They also have a happy, loving marriage and are generally pretty content.

>>35002017
Seven inches is considerably larger than average. It's not about low standards, it's about reasonable standards. Seven inches is like wanting him to be 6'2".

>>35002016
>objectively 8/10

Mhm

>>35001899
what do you mean, corrupt? How can someone rich be corrupt? It's not like anyone can bribe them? Or do you mean that zuckerberg sells information to the government or something?

>>35002091

Was your dad a dad and your mom a mom?

>>35001987
"This is what I believe and you have to believe it too. Im too pretentious to tolerate anyone saying anything otherwise"

Post the sources then, your made up stories dont count btw

>>35002073
I saw somebody else said not religious, I would like to add that as well

>>35001921
>>35001893
>>35001838
>>35001936
>>35001971
Listen dudes, you don't know this girl. I wouldn't date a religious woman either, and I'm agnostic too. Sometimes it's just a matter of preference.

>>35002111

She means that Jews turn her on.

>>35001467
>Illinois
>Carrie & Lowell
>Grimes
>Drukqs

Absolute garbage, do you post on /r9k/ because /mu/ shits on you all the time?

>>35002122
>White knights on MY /r9k/? It's more likely than you think.

>>35002111
I'm saying he kind of fucked over the Winklevii twins (among others) to get Facebook to where it is today.

>>35002112
Meaning?
My mum was pretty nurturing etc, both parents were pretty supportive of what I want to do, they raised me well, etc.

you have to define these things. They were great parents for me.

>>35002134
White knighting is bad, but desparately trying to avoid this by black knighting is far far worse.

>>35002152
>Concern trolling to downplay white knighting on /r9k/? It's more likely than you think.

>>35002149
>oh yeah my parents are soooooo great

And look where you are. Obviously they failed.

>>35002152
lmao fuck off fag

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>>35002073
>not a beard Tard

YOU SHALL REGRET THIS

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I don't want a boyfriend/husband. Men are ugly. I want to date the beautiful party slut roastie robots hate on. She'll never fuck me though, roasties only like cock.

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>>35002120
>>35002073
Nice try Dawkins don't think we can't see through your autism.

>>35002166
I go to /lit/ mainly. I just come here for the schadenfreude and out of morbid curiosity. I have a good job, a girlfriend, etc. and my siblings are all pretty together and successful.

>>35002171
"Women will like me if I literally just spout disdain for them and nothing else"

>>35002111
You can be corrupt without accepting bribes. Corruption is about using others for your personal benefit, and running a successful business often involves being cutthroat or pissing on innocents.

>>35002190
Worst kind of normie. Can't you at least just lurk?

I wouldn't touch any man. They hate us, and women are way prettier.
But my ideal girl:
>smart
>successful and driven
>pretty
>stylish
>same taste in books/films and music
>funny
>cute and retro
>nice
>not an SJW

>>35002138
But that's not being corrupt, that's just business.
Far worse things have happened to gain power/money than scamming 2 guys.
Besides, he didn't really "steal it", he just took it and made it better.
The twins could have easily created their site and competed with facebook, and the winner would have been the better site. Which is facebook.

>>35002217
Eh, scamming is scamming. It's not genocide tier evil but it's not moral either.

Zuckerberg bought some land in Hawaii and is kicking a bunch of people out of their homes so he can have it all to himself, I'd say that's pretty messed up.

>>35002198
"using others for your personal benefit"
That would mean all people living in 1st world countries are corrupt, using poorer countries to create our shit, and us dumping our waste to their shitcountries.
Also, isn't capitalism all about using others for your personal gain? kek

>really tall
>skinny but not bony
>red or blond hair
>green eyes
>deep voice
>ENORMOUS UNCUT PENIS
>enjoys getting pegged

>>35002245
If he bought it, it's not their homes now, is it? lol

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>>35002128
i dont post on mu because im scared of people

and now i will never post on r9k again

all i wanted was a nice boy to hold my hand

>>35002265
tfw I fit your ideals except I have brown hair and brown eyes :(

>>35002214
Did you know that lesbian relationships have a higher domestic violence percentage than hetero relationships?

>>35002214
Careful, they don't like lesbians here. Yet more women who won't sleep with them.

>>35001899
i hate you dumb golddigging whores so much
what makes you think you worth more than anyone else so a person like this would care about you

they dont and will never ever
the only reason you worth anything is your vagina, and once get a bit older, the next generation of vagina owners take your spot
fuck off and die alone

retarded egotripping piece of shit

>>34999553
>t. WAfag

pls be my friend I know no one here

>>35002286
I am sad after seeing that cat say such hurt words

>>35002295
Well, I know lesbian couples that aren't in abusive relationships. I'll just hope for the best.

Doesn't change the fact that a) men hate women (or at the very least don't respect them or think they should be treated equally) and b) women are, in general, prettier.

>>35002261
We're not corrupt because we don't really have a choice; we were born in this society and for most people living naked in the forest isn't a viable option. Most people seem too shallow to realize how much we rely on shit countries, too.

Capitalism is immoral. I like people who embrace that.

>>35002273
No, no. Hawaii's weird. He bought the land around their homes, not their homes themselves. Legally they should be able to stay there. He's just going to sue them all so they have to get out.

>>35002301
I doubt you live near or in Clark though

>>35002321
>Capitalism is immoral.
Wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqXAW2snGMI

>>35002321
>Capitalism is immoral. I like people who embrace that.
Hello :^)

>>tfw no husbandu to travel to shit countries with so we can make business deals that would potentially oppress the poor

That would just be an excuse to have sex on far away exotic beaches, though.

>>35002392
>having sex in public
Shoot yourself in the stomach and bleed to death painfully whore

>>35002321
We do have a choice but you just sit on 4chan and kek to ylyl threads, as do I

>>35002311
I strongly disagree with your first statement but I wish you good luck in finding such a girl.

>>35002400
>not being an exhibitionist

>tfw me and my ex booked into a hotel once, and got the 3rd floor
>the window was wide and clear, and there was a shopping center across the street with resting areas facing our window
>you could also clearly see our window from streetview, fairly busy street
>we spent all weekend fucking in that window or various places outside around the hotel where we wouldn't be caught

It's so exciting.

>>35002339
Yeah. I live a bit farther, up in Olympia.

:^(

>>35002468
>>tfw me and my ex
>tfw lonely no friends ever and never had an ex
;_;

>>35002488
I only had an ex like that because of /r9k/, which is why I'm here. Self-improvement threads and motivation through "I won't end up like this" helped me finally come out of my shell and find a gf.

I'm single now though ;_;

>>35002503
>I'm single now though ;_;
Fuck off normo ;_;

>>35002122
Holy fuck hang yourself my man

>>35002439
Why? Look where you are. You probably hate women too.

>>35002535
Just pointing out that you're attacking someone for something that's quite common.

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>>34997191
I want him to shine my boipussy over and over

>>35002572
Who are you even talking to? I just saw you being a beta, laughed hard, and told you to kill yourself.

>>35001467
I've been looking for some new music to listen to, some of these are bretty gud, thanks anon

>>35001467
>lil peep
>bones
>crywank
>clams casino
woww love u

>>34999412

>no replies

fuck you chad lmao

>>35002560
I'm on the >tfw no gf board with the occasional sour grapes thread, right?

Also men and woman are not equals.
We are a species with sexual dimorphism and differences in biologic roles.
I don't hate woman, rather I envy them for beeing born with value and getting a easier life in general.

>>35002708
I said that they should be treated equally. Not that we were completely equal in all regards.

And yeah, you probably don't like women. All men dislike women. A sad fact of life that I've dealt with by seeing other girls- occasionally I go here to remind myself why I don't date men.

>>35001872
Do you believe in a god originally?

>>35002775
No. Raised secular, but I had access to all the religious texts and stuff and went to a church service once to see what it was like. My parents tried to be as unbiased as possible in my upbringing, and at least tell me/let me find out for myself what else was out there.

>>34997736
>Tfw one of these threads lead you to him

>>35002811
Then you are an Agnostic Atheist

>>35002830
No? I was raised believing there was no god, and I softened that view to "we can't really know". And basically I fence sit.

>>35002468
I'll go on a trip with you to an exotic shithole where we can abuse our white privilege and have sex in a public place with no consequence.

>>35002214
Man-hating dykes are the worst; you literally just posted this so that a man would dash in here to prove you wrong. You will almost certainly settle down with a man once your angsty misandry phase has subsided and give lesbians a bad name in the process. Fuck off forever please.

>>35002890
Nice. Let's do it.

I've done it in Northern Europe and in Los Angeles. Where to next? How about an Asian country, like Korea or Japan? Or maybe we can go fuck among niggers in South Africa.

>5'9
>50kg
>smart
>in engineering class
>/fa/ enough
>played piano for 8 years qnd saxophone for 6
>Introvert, can hardly start a conversation
>southeast asian
>listen to rock
>into chineese cartoon
>needy
>no religious
>good hygiene

Do I sound appealing to anybody here?

>>34998848
Not that anon but I kind of figured i would be alone forever so I decided to accept that and be content with loneliness.

>>35002861
So you're saying you don't know if you believe in a god which is the same thing as lacking a belief in a god. Being Agnostic doesn't make you a special snowflake of intellectual honesty if you don't know what Atheist actually means. It's not "A belief that there is no god." It's not a claim, it is the rejection of "There is a god" meaning "I doubt there is a god." If you don't at least doubt there is a god then you are an Agnostic Theist. Or you could be an Agnostic Apatheist and not care at all whether there's a god or not but it's either you believe or you don't, there is no inbetween.

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>>35002744
>We are not equal but we should be treated as equals.
I wish woman would treat me equal to chad to be honest.
Or atleast if I could sell my virginity online for thousands of dollars like woman can.

>>35002896
I don't hate men. I just think they hate us- I'd rather be with someone who doesn't dislike me inherently before getting to know me.

I'd like to date men. Most lesbians are SJWs, it's nigh on impossible to find a good one- but every time I've tried I've been afraid he dislikes me, doesn't think I should be -treated- equally (note that I did not say we all are equal, just that we deserve the same rights and opportunities) etc. etc. Going on places like this only confirms it.

Hell, I'll probably end up with cats. If I don't kill myself before i get to that stage.

>tfw no kind southern drawl bf

>>35002811
>claims to know anything about religions
>thinks he shitty modern American reading of the texts means anything

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>>34996461
>u know
>a e s t h e t i c
>"NOT cringe normie humour"

>>35002917
I believe that nothing is known about the existence of a god, or the non existence. That is literal agnosticism.

>>35002910
Yes. You needn't worry.

>>35002954
Belief and claims to knowledge aren't the same thing you fucking retard

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>Good sense of humour
>Can deal with my bullshit (being shit at games, cooking kinda and life in general)
>Can lead the relationship
>Good salary enough for both of us to live a comfy life, i will work and all for us but due to my poor decisions on life i'll probably work in retail or an art teacher.
>If he plans to have a child he should have a good salary for that, however if we're both fucked we should agree to do our best for the child and i would ignore my discomfort and hate for children to raise our own.
>Decent sex, doesnt matter if you have strange or short penis as long as you have a dick it's ok.
>Both of us are very cool with eachother and we can be chill and comfy.
>Decent looks, not too chad-like or masculine, slim or a bit medium chubby is ok, masculine or chad like men scare me and make me feel insecure.
>Doesnt mind my insecurities with life and physical body (im 176lbs so im kinda chubby).
>Likes playing league of legends, doesnt have to like playing league but i play it thesedays, interest or acceptance in games is good too.
>Height doesn't matter
>Race doesn't matter (except if you're asian, all asian dudes i've met have been rude and no chill)
>I also enjoy paranormal ghost, crime shit, art, cooking, games, boring usual stuff, idk.

Honestly i've met 4-5 guys on r9k all they want is friendship or just sex, i'm so lonely..

>>35002910
Dude, I'd date you. I play saxophone and flute, and like New Wave and rock and stuff.

>>35002965
Well, think then. but it's literally the definition of agnosticism. Do you actually know what words mean, or are you trying to sound pretentious?

>>35002954
You can believe that and still believe in a god. You can believe that and still lack of a belief in a deity or deities. They're not mutually exclusive.

>>35002968
If you will play games with me other than LoL I will be your bf

>>35002968
I don't qualify but you seem like a great girl and I hope you get your QT

>>35002987
I think you'd lean to the rational side, but I could be wrong

>>35002987
>Do you actually know what words mean,
Do you? Fucking idiot you are saying you're an agnostic as if it's a mutually exclusive thing with atheism. "Atheism" is a lack of belief if a God regardless of whether or not you think you can know for sure. You can be an agnostic theist or an agnostic atheist.

>>35002989
I neither believe in a god, nor believe there is no god. I literally do not know. I am not a believer and not an atheist (which is the lack of belief)

>>35003008
Kill yourself stupid whore go play specia snowflake somewhere else.

>>35003004
You can also be just an agnostic. If I neither reject there being a god, nor overtly trust that there is one, I'm nether theist nor atheist. I don't deny that you can be those things and agnostic, I'm saying I, personally am not.

>>35003008
>>35003027
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agnostic_atheism
Kill yourself no you can't

>>35003008
>nor believe there is no god
You're trolling, right? This is exactly what I just told Atheism wasn't. Atheism is the lack of a belief in a god. Not a belief. Not a positive statement. It is not "The belief that there is no god." There is no dogma.

>>35002937
Hello I am bi curious and not a SJW
As far as your list goes it's a no from me
But love knows no bounds

>>35003014
This is the equivalent to the left saying everyone who disagrees with them is a nazi. I'm not them, but like, it's pretty pathetic from either

>>35002937
Only robots hate women just for existing, and even then it's just a fraction of them. All my friends are perverted degenerates that browse 4chan and they don't give a shit about a person's gender, they care about personality.

>>35003038
Fuck off to lolcow where the cunts as stupid as you belong

>>35003035
What?
Are you saying you don't live up to her list?

>>35000369
Girls love to talk about themselves. Talk about makeup and what brands they like and you're home free. If anything it's probably because they are timid around you, anon.

>>35003044
Why so angry dude? I wasn't even the agnostic chick. Just saying that those kind of moronic ad hominem/straw man/ every logical fallacy in the book arguments are stupid.

>>35002991
I dont have much games, but i'll say more about myself, im 20, 2nd year uni student (probably dropping out), asian, never kissed or hold hand virgin. These are few of my games:
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198093683363/games/?tab=all

I plan to buy overwatch, cod, battlefield and other stuff later. I don't play other games much as league. I have a lot of things happening in league, if you still wish to relation with me you can add me in steam or [email protected] and i'll speak to you when im out of uni later today.

>>35002906
How about Cambodia? You can do anything there with money. We can first get high by eating happy pizzas and drinking magic milkshakes, then shoot a bazooka at a cow. Then we'll have sex in a semi-secluded spot in the jungle where someone just might pass by.

>>34996461
Marilyn Manson in the 90's

>>35003096
Sounds real good. I've always wanted to fuck in a tree. Money's no issue either.

Oh, but. I'm not a femanon, if you had that impression. I don't even know who's posting to whom anymore