Just had my first kiss

you fucked it up didnt you

what did he taste like?

>>34995489
w-what did it feel like?
>khhv here

>>34995489
Good for you anon.
How old are ya?

>>34995529
lmao

zfzxc

Congrats
jfhs

I wonder if I'd be good at kissing.
Damn, the older I get the more embarrassing it's going to be to be bad at it.

Give us tge story, anon!

Woooooo! Gratz btw

Please sure the story in greentext detail

>tfw kissless virgin at 18

I feel like an anomaly even in this place, everyone's a fucking normie now.

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Congrats, OP.

ruiyiuhfuierafhieauhrypiuo

YEEEEW SHIIIYYALE GOW BAYACK NAYAOO OWWWKAAAAAY!????

>>34995682
I was kissless virgin until 19, this place is prob just feeling dif cuz the robots are getting older and some are beaking free, i think that's kinda uplifting

Greentext the story fag reeeeyuygwtyh

I remember my first kiss more than I do my first fuck.

>>34995759
But wven the normies here are only like 20 in many cases.

KV at 24 here. Never had an opportunity.

>>34996802
Normies don't hate you as much as you think.

Odds are it's fellow robots that hate you.

>Girl invites me over to her place to "Smash"
>Go over
>We're all alone together
>Ask her where the WiiU is so we can play the new Smash Bros game
>Her expression is one of absolute shock

I genuinely thought she wanted to play Smash Bros. We did end up playing and she was a lot better than me. I late found out that the whole incident made her very insecure because she thought she was ugly or something. Women.

>>34996899
I keked

Obligatory original

>>34996854
I don't care whether they hate me, I just want them to fuck off or shut up about their social/sex lives.

>>34997070
there's no reason to shut up about our sex lives when the thread/board is mostly about sex/social issues

>>34996899
Please tell me this is real. Post a picture of the text or something for the love of kek

>>34997097
All it does is make robots more miserable anout what we're missing. You can talk about that shit anywhere else.

>>34996988
>>34997113

Fucking newfaggots is it your first week on 4chan?

>>34997143
You make yourself miserable.

I hate myself so much, bro.

I love you.

Sincerely, Chad

>>34995489
How was it for you Anon?

>>34997244
>"How can you expect anyone to love you if you don't love yourself"
>Self-hating Chads can get a different girl every week

If you hated yourself you wouldn't have the confidence or self-esteem to approach girls.

>>34996988
>>34997113

It was two years ago now. Just felt like sharing.

>>34997218
Why are you being mean to the first reply. He only said he kek'd. Is he not allowed to find it funny?

>>34997296
I shit on girls to make myself feel better. Later I hate myself for it.

I am empty inside. These negative thoughts overtake me, but I never turn it against you guys.

>>34997296
You don't know what love is.

orgnal

>>34997143
1. saying i make you miserable by saying i have sex is a problem you should deal with, not me. maybe feminist blogs are more your speed.
2. i can clearly talk about that shit here where a majority of conversations are about people and their relationships. if anything, this would be the last place you would come if you were avoiding sex talk. cunt.

>>34997343
Oh shit, getting deep now.

Point is you can get girls to like yoi enough to fuck you, so fuck off and leave us be.

>>34997418
I just want to talk about >tfwnogf with others who know what it's like to be unwanted, faggot. Wizchan is practically dead.

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MY FIRST KISS WENT A LITTLE LIKE THIS
*SMOOCH*
AND TWIST
*SMOOCH**SMOOCH*
AND TWIST

>>34997456
and yet here you are whining about some strangers sex life. i see a million things a day that i would rather not deal with, and don't. that's the way the cookie crumbles.

you don't go to a car hobbyist board to talk about how you want people to talk about the car you have and none of the others. fuck off.

>>34995489
How is that an original statement? I guess that makes you officially the first robot to kiss someone. Congratulations.

>>34997540
I want a place for people who can't get cars. This was that place a few years ago.

>>34997588
Isn't it worse to get the cake and hate the fact that it doesn't make you full.


Than to never get the cake and have hope?

>>34997588
no it wasn't. still your problem. don't go to the car hobbyist board to not talk about cars.

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>>34995489
Had my first kiss on Saturday anon.
Congrats bro

>>34996899
I wish this would happen to me
I will money match the robot IRL for muting me

>>34997633
This has never been the "talk about all the sex you have and girls you date" board. It's been the de facto virgin board for years.

>>34997626
Abloobloobloo, I'm sick of girls just seeing me as an emotional tampon.

>>34995489
I was a khhv until I was 20 or just before my 20th birthday (I don't keep track of the date), but I had never kissed a boy or seen a penis or held hands or anything like that and my mom took me to a boy's house and I was alone with him for like 10 minutes and he stuck his tongue down my throat and rubbed his boner across my hip and fondled my chest and tried to undo my pants but my mom came in and saved me.
>tfw you will never have the first kiss you dreamed of

>>34997789
See. I thought this was the.. "I'm taking all these medications yet still I want to kill myself" board.

>>34997819
that's kinda fucked up
Why did your mom leave you alone at a Chad's house?

>>34996899
If this is real you're a fucking legend.

>>34995489
Good. Now leave.

>>34997887
it wasn't a chad, it was an autistic khhv like me and my mom was friends with his parents and thought we would get along because we both had no friends.

>>34997789
>de facto virgin board
according to reddit, because we had a handful of people posting misogyny and it was funny.

if you really want to dive into it, we had a much higher population of gay people, so you could have just called it the lgbt board before lgbt and soc were made out of r9k, and when r9k came back it was just another meme board around topics such as sex, relationships, and social skills.

in a real virgin board you wouldn't be talking about your (absent) sex lives or the hypothetical sex/social lives of other people. what the fuck do you think should happen when you bait that sort of conversation?

>>34997963
no beta would have the willpower to try and pull that off, must've been psychopathic

>>34995489
Good. Now Ieave.

>tfw gf told me im bad at kissing

>>34997976
You're like anreal woman going on anforum for trannies to talk about how awesome it is to have been born with a cunt.

Where else is there to talk about being a loser without having to keep out people like you who just don't get it?

>>34995529
offensively underrated

>>34998099
Is the /hiki/ board still being discussed? thats the solution to our problem

>>34998099
you're like a feminist who interrupts people talking about dongles to say how offensive the word is.

rape culture isn't real. this board isn't made for virgins and was never established as a place they should feel safe from people who have sex.

if your whole life story is about experiencing sex talk without the sex talk, i'd suggest ignoring the people you think don't fit in here. what you're doing is exactly what i think you come here for, finding people with "better" lives and trying to talk shit to them.

>>34995570
Avoiding the bot is against the rules you assfinger.

>>34998189
No, I look for comfy threads that haven't been ruined by normies yet. Sometimes I just can't help but speak my mind though. I don't want to talk shit to them, I just want them to leave us be.

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>>34995489
AAAAWWWWWWWWWW YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH

NOW GTFO NORMIE

>>34997307
Thank you anon

Originally original

>>34995682
18 doesn't mean it's over, anon. I was a kissless virgin until 20. Now I'm 24 and I've slept with 7 women. You'll do okay.

>>34999090
What if I'm a KV at 24?

>>34999090
>You'll do okay.

>Everything will fall into your lap

>>34999110
It's still far from hopeless. It's not like you're 50 and you're already old and gross.

>>34999169
I'm fat, ugly, balding, live with my parentsin the middle of nowhere, have no IRL friends, earn $200 a week, and can't make conversation with girls.

>>34999134
I'm not saying everything will just fall into their lap automatically, just that 18 is a reasonable age to still be a virgin.

I met my first gf at college, and I met my second gf through my first gf, which in retrospect seems a little weird. I've had several gfs and a bf since then, most of the gfs through tinder, the bf through 4chan.

>>34999244
I also live with my parents, and make way less than $200 a week. I can barely make conversation with anyone.

>>34995489
You're gonna make it, anon.

Good luck.

>>34999336
I made it through college a KV. Never get matches on Tinder. Have a number of femanon friends but they all live far away and aren't attracted to me.

When will I make it?

>>34999474
I don't know, hard to say. I'm mainly attracted to fat girls, I guess that might have helped me out a little bit.

>>34999645
I'd be fine with a fat girl so long as she had a decent face but not even they like me.

>>34996899
You are my hero, anon-kun.

>>34999671
Oh, well that sucks. They seem to like me fine.