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>younger sister's phone breaks
>parents rightfully don't want to pay up for a new one while hers is getting fixed
>tell her to just put her SIM card in my ancient iphone from like 5 years ago
>nothing wrong with the phone, i just switched to an android a long time ago
>she does
>think nothing of this
>she comes into my room 30 minutes ago
>OMG ANON HAHAHAHA
>shows me safari
>has typed "you" into the url bar
>a shit ton of youporn links
>mfw i never cleared the history
>mfw my sister has seen all the porn i watched 5 years ago
>period of my life where i was really into ripped videos of camgirls
Have any of you ever had your family discover your fap material?
What happened?
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>>34993939
They realize you're human and everyone laughs because it's apart of life.
The End.
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>>34994003
My evangelical christian mom found a picture of some girl in a bikini I downloaded and grounded me for a month and made me talk to my youth group minister about it.
I was 14.
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>>34993939
Tell your sister that masturbation is a healthy, natural thing to do and that it's okay for her to do it, too.
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>not assuming all your electronics capable of internet access are contaminated with porn
do you even into paranoia
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>>34993939
Ended up dozing off while holding my old ipod touch looking at images, thankfully I dozed off looking at playboy models.
Got woken up by the laughing.
This shit happens OP. One tip for anyone out there, don't use tab history for firefox. I shared my computer one time and opened up 30 tabs of porn the next day in front of 5 people.
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>>34993939
>your big sister will never find your brother sister incest porn and decide to take your virginity
Why can't life be like my animes
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>>34994091
Maybe not you or your family are laughing, but we are. Life sucks man.
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>>34994091
You're lucky you're one of the few robots that can wholly blame their parents for being the way they are.
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>>34993939
When I was 12 back in 1996 my brother and dad found my porn stash of traps. Keep in mind it was fairly hard to find traps in that age and my dad and bro were on the comp to do some report. I didnt hide it just kept it in a folder and dad clicked it he thinks im gay to this day.. lost comp and video games for a month
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>Cousin has her friend over
>Her phone dies
>Asks If she can borrow my phone
>Let her have it
>Has swipe-code on it
>Swipe the passcode in her hand
>Realise I had locked the phone a few minutes ago while I was fapping
>She sees pic related
>Starts laughing
>Says she won't tell anyone
>Probably did
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>>34993939
What did you originally do OP?
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>>34993939
>letting someone use your old device without factory resetting
You sorta asked for it tbqh
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