Will I ever make it? original thread original question

>>34992644
Magic elk, what's your opinion on OP?

>>34992669
How sweet of him
Am I as untalented as I think I am

Magic elk, will i ever get what i want out of life?

do i actually have talent?

>>34992756
but what? am i not as talented as i think i am?

>>34992776
again, same question.

>>34992796
same question. oregano

>>34992692
Okay Magic elk, now what's your opinion on me?

>>34992905
Fuck this, fucking bullshit meme elk. This is god damn bullshit

>>34992644
I don't trust you stick creature

>>34992644
will my hair become straight naturally instead of this curly shit soon.

>>34992989
Ok but will it become straight instead of this shit curly hair soon? i dont want a percentage

>>34993019
lmao you are one funny elk for real though will my hair become god tier straight/wavy hair soon?

>>34993053
im gonna be honest with you it does matter for me because im deeply insecure about my shit hair so please will it become nice and straight /wavy?

Does this new girl in my life like me and should I pursue her?

>>34993078
thanks elk one more question whats your opinion of me?

Will she do it?

Original.

>>34992644
Will I miss anything good if I end my life within the next few months

Does she actually love me?
original question (not really)

>>34992644
Will I be alright soon?

>>34992644
Will I ever find true happiness?

>>34992644
Will I get better?
organelle

>>34993625
The elk somehow knows im fat baka desu senpai lmao lol

ITS SENTIENT

is suicide my only way out?

>>34992644
Will i have depression one day?

will my mental state ever improve?

>>34992644
Do me and Kimi have a chance together?

Will I get my qt one it is someday magic elk

>>34992644
Will i be a good marine?

>>34992644
Magic Elk, can i please secure a qt geo gf??

will i stick benis in bagina before i turn 30

will i ever hear from him again

>>34994983
it does matter please tell me

does my friend actually like and care for me? or am i just being unreasonable?

>>34995006
yes, but it's going to end badly again isn't it?

>>34995093
it does matter please

>>34992644
Does the pain ever end?

If I tell her tomorrow when we are hanging out how I feel, will she feel the same way?

>>34995960
Rollerino

oreg

Will I be satisfied with my life?

Is there anything I can do to become satisfied with my life?

Am I going to get it or not?

>>34996047
Fuck.

Well, watch me prove you wrong.

Would I be better off killing myself if I'll never be satisfied?

>>34994974
>magic elk
Actually, it's the Sacred Deer. Not magic elk.

>tfw OCD

Am I destined for Hell?

Should I stick with #2

Is there a way to avoid going to Hell?

Will I finally appreciate what I have in life?

Is the solution I'm thinking of the way I'll be satisfied with my life?

>>34992644
Will I ever grow to be the age of 80

>>34992644
Am I gonna get better

Pre blox

will I fuck a 13-18 year old qt girl by may of this year if I start sleeping and eating well and working out ?

>>34996727
are you sure? oreg

>>34992644
asking you again, should I ask her out on that day? if you actually say 1 or 8 again, I will actually do it.No more backing up.

things arent going to get any better, right? right??

>>34996756
...but i will fuck a 19-30 old qt girl then?

>>34996768
fuck me, okay, I will do it, but I will ask you one more question, just so I know how should I prepare, is she going to reciprocate my feelings or..?

Am i sexy fuck who can easily pick up most girls if i wasnt so autistic?

>>34996776
...but i will also fuck a 13-18 year old qt then?

So in the end I will fuck a 13-18 year old qt girl by may of this year if I start sleeping and eating well and working out starting tomorrow right?

>>34996874
OMG WILL I FUCK A 13-18 QT GIRL BY MAY OF THIS YEAR IF I DO ALL THE AFORMENTIONED STUFF?

>>34992644
Elk-sama, will I ever be good at anything?

>>34992644
Is she good for me?

>>34992644
O, magic elk, will I ever be happy?

>>34992644
am i doing the right thing, magic elk?

>>34992644
Will George Soros die this year?

are my drawings good?

>>34992644
Do I even need to come here?

>>34997000
ROLLING AGAIN


i am original fucking robot

>>34992644
will she ever date me again?

Will Aaron kill himself?

>>34997000
>>34997047
Well.. the elk says roll again, but Kek says meme magic will happen since trips of truth.

>>34997075
Roll again

Shdjfj

>>34992644
Will I get the money?

>>34997115
Reroll please, I need to know

>>34992644
Will my dream career take off?

>>34997136
Yes, but...

I know, I'll miss him, but only a version of him in my head, one that didn't exist.

Thank you elk :3

>>34997156
BUT WHAT, OH MAGICAL ELK?

>>34992644
Will I win the thing I really want to win?

Rolloroll

>>34992644
Can the answers given to us by the numbers we roll in this thread be trusted to give us the truth?

Will L. become my gf?
Xjejjene

>>34992644
am I actually smart
Oregano just in case

>>34998120
Asking again
Oregano x2

>>34992644
Should I be that way

>>34997347
Sorry champ, it's over. He magic elk has spoken

Will I get arrested this next time?

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Tomorrow do I finally begin the long road to normiedom? Will I stop being fat?

>>34998240
Rolling again please sacral deer please

>>34998188
:( so much for my plans tomorrow

>>34992644
will i become an ATP CFI?

>>34992644
I ask, great elk, will I ever achieve what I require to survive?

>>34992644
so, do I kill myself?

>>34998403
dang.....

really makes you think... about an original comment

>>34998390
As you wish, o great magic elk. I will roll again for you

>>34992644
Ok I'm chill now. I will repeat my inquiry. Will I ever achieve what I require to survive?

>>34998403
The magic elk knows all. He is one with Kek

>>34992644
Oh dubs elk, will I get laid with two of them this year?

>>34992644
I'm fucked aren't I? Welp so much for the future

Should I leave /r9k/ forever and never come back?

Will i get the Podcast Co host postion

>>34992644
Will I get a gf oh wise horse with antlers?

>>34999260
Re Rollll
original cooment

>>34992644
Is this just another red pill?

Magic elk could you please my work day less misarable?

Am I going to be full of hate for the rest of my life?

Will it be any different at the other campus?

>>34992644
Will i find love?
Originally

>>34992644
Should I ask her out again?

>>34999335
ill ask something else, will my plan work out?

does god exist? (fuck you, my comment is original)

>>34999405
Nigga I'm trying to lose weight, are you telling me that 10 kilo loss is too much?

>>34999451

4chan said it so it has to be true

>>34992644
Will I get a gf this year? Kek pls

>>34999536
But what? is it my ex?

>>34992644

Should I give her another chance after last night?

>>34999580

Fail roll, doing as the god wants me to do.

will I end up there next year

WiII l get a qt gf this year?

>>34992644
Will i ever find purpose?

>>34992644
should i be more outgoing?

>>34992644
Should I make the effort?

will I fuck a 13-18 year old qt girl by may of this year if I start sleeping and eating well and working out starting tomorrow? orega

>>34992644
should i neck myself?

Will she choose me two days from now?
oregon is an ok state

Will she choose me on the 21st?
oregon is an ok state

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>>34992644
Will me and Jon be in a relationship oh mighty deer?

i'm lonely :(

Will I get that qt girl?

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>>35000300
Dubaroos rolling again

>>35000305
B-but... We're thin

>>34992644

I feel like I should give up. Should I give up?

Will I feel alone and alienated for the rest of my life?

Will i get laid at least once this year?
>fate accepted

will i run tonight?

>>34992644
Will I be homeless soon?

>>34992644
Should I end things now?

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>>34992644
Am I sabotaging myself when I've been more than capable of doing this job?

>>34992644
will i ever make it out of le friendzone

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>>35000802
thank you deer I'll just go and cry in bed right now

>>35000800
Should I end everything now?

OP: Yes, you will make it. (I've made it, after way too long

But, it might take a very long time. Maybe years.

>>34992644
Will Vandy accept me?

does she love me, despite the distance?

will I get the surgeries before school?

>>34992644
will itcome back to me?

>>35000081
Will i get in trouble for it if i say im 17 years old and stay lowkey?

>>34992644
Will work be shite tomorrow?

Even though its not as bad as I think, am I still untalented at singing?

>>35002015
ok but am I untalented at it?

>>34992644
will i pass my classes

orig fuck you /r9k/

>>34992644
is it a good idea to move to Japan

>>34992644
Will she ever love me? Please magical gods of the roll what will my fate be

>>34992644

Will this stupid 8ball, 9ball, elk shit go away?

Should I stop doing those p things?

>>34992644
Am i gonna fail this semester?

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>>34992644
Will I ever meet her?

Please god let me meet her

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>>34992644
Come on Elk, will things get better?

>>34992644

Should I find a flat without my friends?

Is this bitch into me?

>>34992644

Will I find love this year? orig

Will i get some pussy?

Tell me you little shit

Will she leave me?

Oregano

>>35002710
I love her

Oregano

>>35002733
Does matter

Orig

>>35002753
Fucking nigger post numbers i need a answer

>>34992644
Will Emma be my girlfriend?

Is G crazy?

Should I buy some Manga tomorrow?

Should I start a conversation with Emily tomorrow?

>>34992644
Is it today a good day for it

>>34992644
Does J find me attractive

>>35003065
You are not wrong. Wow it actually works.

>>35002838
should I still keep trying for them?

Even if it doesn't matter, will I be one?

>>34992644
will I originally get qt gf???

>>34992644
Are Skinwalkers real?

>>34992644
Will i wet my pencil this year

>>34992644
Definatly this year?

>>35003740
Roll for the same question

>>35003714
I will, just please tell me if I will

>>35003772
Does that mean no you won't tell me?

>>35003785
Ree that's not an answer

magic elku, will I get a bf?

Should I cut it off with P and S?