normies ruined my camping trip

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>be tired of society and normies
>plan to have a comfy weekend in the woods alone
>get there, set tent and everything
>after some hours I walk a bit away to see around and take a shit
>in the middle of it I heard voices
>still squating when 2 chads and 2 stacies walk by
>one of the stacies seems to have seen me
>nevermind, go back to tent
>start thinking about the stacies (they were hot and wearing reavealing clothes)
>get into tent to jerk off
>clean up with toilet paper and fall asleep
>fall asleep
>Suddenly be awakened by someone outside my tent
>some fucking ranger or something
>scolds me for taking a shit near the path instad of using the restrooms at the base
>looks at my creampied toilet paper
>says I must leave at once or he'll call the law