>you will never eat out a girl's asshole

thank god, I am not some filthy pig

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Boy am I sad that I won't get poopy fecal matter on my tongue

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Has the ass meme gone too far?

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>>34990730
Oh, but I did, anon.

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>Ywn eat out a NEET's butt while he enjoys shitposting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfH98Cqetbg

Official song of this thread

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>>34990730
>ywn impregnate leah's ass

>>34990892
>tushy
kek

>>34990730
That's fucking gay

You're supposed to put the benis in the bagina and inseminate

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>>34990824
>Ywn eat out this anon's cute butthole while plays vydia

>>34990983
What position would we sit in? Perhaps I'd be lying on the bed with my legs up, and you can lie on your tummy and lick me ass while I play on the PC. You can suck my balls and worship my cock, too, and from time to time I'll acknowledge you by playing with your hair, but otherwise I'll leave you to it, your sole purpose being to pleasure me. Once I get bored of vidya I'll reward you by letting you make me cum from prostate stimulation and letting you eat my load.

I won't return the favor because you'll be in your cage, though.

>>34991796
I meant on the TV. Silly me.

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>>34991796
h-how did you know chastity is my favorite fetish? wtf

Now I wanna. Stoppit

>>34992006
Because you're the type of pathetic, desperate individual that would post something like this. And that's exactly why I'd rarely let you get off or show you any real level of affection unless you've gone out of your way to earn it. You'd enjoy pleasing me and doing whatever I told you to, and letting me do whatever I want to your body, because you'd be grateful for it. At the end of the day, you'd be satisfied in a relationship where you're treated as a piece of filth, used and abused, made to degrade yourself while locked up in a cage and denied orgasms, just so long as I cuddled you once in a while. You'd be my pathetic little sissy, and I'd make sure that every day you know what a worthless little slut you are. I'd bully you and tear down your self-esteem and you'd be happier for it.

Am I right?

>>34992154
>Am I right?
y-yes...

I'm really turned on after reading your post, would you let me cum?

>>34992332
I don't care about you enough to mind whether you cum or not. If you're such a loser that you enjoy being berated like that, then so be it. Although, if you were here, I certainly wouldn't let you. I'd probably spank you as punishment. I know you'd get off on it, but that would make the orgasm denial worse for you. I'd drive you so crazy with lust that you'd be willing to do anything I tell you to, without hesitation. I'd make you eat my ass while I tell you how worthless you are. I'd slap you, bite you, hit you. I'd tie you up and leave you alone for hours at a time with a vibrator deep in your ass. I'd choke you, spit on you, make you cry.

So, go ahead, Anonymous. Masturbate. Cum. And the second you blow your load, you'll feel regret at how pathetic you are. But we both know you'll be back on /r9k/ soon enough posting this nonsense because of what a submissive, weak sissy you are.

Don't forget to cum all over your face. Lie on your back with your feet bracing the wall behind you, and give yourself a facial. Imagine it's me giving you a facial. Imagine me telling you all about how pathetic you are.

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>>34992449
thank you kind an0n

>2 men masturbate and one pretends to be a girl the FUCKING THREAD OF CANCER: THE MOVIE: ANON'S A FAGGOT

>>34992699
>>2 men masturbate and one pretends to be a girl the FUCKING THREAD OF CANCER: THE MOVIE: ANON'S A FAGGOT
>Implying I masturbated to this faggot's lewdposting
I just wanted to help a horny bot out.

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>>34992699
>pretends to be a girl
I've never pretended that.

>>34990764
stop being pussy, it doesnt taste that bad