>tfw never gotten any nudes

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>>34989166
>tfw never gotten any valentine cards
>tfw never had any interest shown towards me
>tfw you're literally crying about noods when others will never even get close to that.

>had one gf in my lifetime
>she never sent nudes because she thought it was degenerate behaviour
>agreed and respected her for it but at the same time my penis cries
Being a man is agony

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>>34989197
I'm so sorry, Anon.
I do have to remind myself that there are others less fortunate than me.

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>>34989166
>start texting with this British chick
>my only intent is to get nudes
>easily persuade her to send me
>what a fucking mistake
>look at a pic of her vag
>see vagina boogers stuck in her hairy crotch
>Almost throw up
>delete her and never talk again
Everytime I remember, I feel like vomiting.

>>34989354
>British

There's your problem desu

>tfw never even gotten a text from a girl that wasnt my mum
>>34989281
its ok anon just because there is someone with no arms, no legs and pancreatic cancer doesnt mean you dont have pain.
as long as youre a virgin

>>34989251
You dropped her because...?

Also get the fuck out non-KHV NORMIE

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>>34989416
Y-You speak nothing but pure truth there, friend.

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>>34989197
>tfw the only time I just legit straight up INTERACTED with a girl is on r9k

I've gone 20 years without experiencing the other gender, without interacting or even being registered on a basic biological level by the other gender.

>tfw no gf who slowly and lovingly makes me comfortable with human contact and touch

It's over isn't it.....

>>34989608
You're gonna be a wizard, Harry

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>tfw only one girl you've ever been close with
>tfw you develop a huge crush on that one girl you've ever been close with
>tfw always perform selfless acts for that one girl you've grown close with, such as picking her up from a party where she's drank too much and letting her sleep on your bed while you're relegated to the sofa
>tfw the one girl you're close with asks if you can loan her $40 so she can pay for her plane ticket so she can move to another state and live with her online bf that she just met

I've only got nudes off one girl before but she used to be a camwhore so it doesn't really count.

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>Got nudes unsolicited
>Didn't really want them
>Had a wank anyway, but felt sad

>>34990395
>you didn't give her the egg bowl after she stayed at your place

That's were you fucked up friendo

>>34989354
>Yeah but they don't really show dick going in, which is a huge concern... Plus, have you ever seen a vagina by itself?.... Not for me...

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>>34989166
>tfw only nudes I've ever gotten were from a guy pretending to be a girl on a dating site
If I wanted to see dick I could've just come to /r9k/

>>34989462
We broke up because I was a manic asshole, we're on good terms now but I haven't spoken to her in years.
This was my last post, I'm leaving right now I promise

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>>34989166
that picture made me unreasonably distressed
the scene tears me up every time

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HAHAHAHAHA you are all fucking losers! I was on video game con once and I was there with girl and then we slept at some other girl's house and she slept on couch and I slept on matress and we touched hands... HAHAHAHA GET ON MY LEVEL LOSERS!

YOU ARE ALL PATHETHIC

Kek it's fucking easy, get a girl to talk with most of them are slutty. I got nudes within 2 days

If a girl ever sends you nudes, she's sent them and more to other guys before. The only nudes of girls I like are the ones I take myself. And even then I'd probably just delete them. Why jack off to pics of your gf when you could just fuck her like you want. Seems pointless but also a very roastie thing to do.

>>34991399
Get the fuck out of here you reasonable sane person

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>>34990982
>tfw this was ironic but i will literally never be on this level

>>34991782
It's okay anon, we'll die eventually. Is that pic from a show?