/britfeel/

not for me wagecucks

>>34988941
>Wagecucks
Laughing to be honest.

SMELLY POO POO VERY SMELLY WEE WEE

>>34988999
>999

Very apt lad and almost certainly smelly poo and pee - trips confirms it.

Please tell me there's still hope.

>still KHV at 20
>INTJ autist at uni

SMELLY POO POO PEE LADS. STINY POO PEE

Got tomorrow off. Feels pretty good.

cats >>> doggos > women >>> men

>>34989023
>>34988999
why is this a thing? its like a meme from india

>>34988999
Hello, which emergency service do you need?

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>>34989021
There is hope mate. I was KHV at 20 too.

But I snapped out of it. Got my life together. And now, as you can see, I look great, feel great, and I've got a great girlfriend.

Anyone can make it.

>>34989053
So what happens in a few years when women of every age group are earning more than men and they're still not happy? Will they realise muh patriarchy isnt the cause of all their problems?

>>34989065
alright deano hows the missus

>>34989065
Sweet, how long has she been a woman?

>>34989065
Congrats anon.

I struggle to maintain superficial conversations with normies, I get really anxious

>>34989090
no silly. he's the woman. she's the ftm

>>34989090
Genuine LOL. Well done lad.

>>34989090
Fuck off lad, let's see your mrs.

Oh wait...haha.

Anyone else chemically burn their penis? It feels really good. I Have been using Alpha Hydroxy but im thinking about switching to a carboxylic acid.

>>34989120
Let's see your bank account.

Oh wait - the whore spent it all tee hee anony!

tfw procrastinating like fuck

>>34989080

Nothing will happen, it'll just keep getting worse. They'll still blame men without a shred of self reason or responsibility for their own actions.

Men are disappearing from the workplace due to globalisation moving all manufacturing jobs to the third world. Wages have stagnated since the 70's, less men are going to uni. Nobody can afford their own home any more thanks to the wage freeze and skyrocketing property prices.

What fucking hope is there for our generation. Women want all the benefits of being a man without any of the responsibility and then blame us when it goes wrong for them.

>>34989150
She actually earns almost as much as I do lad. I'd say she spends more on me than I ever do on her.

No wonder you don't have a girlfriend when you're that bitter.

>>34989139
Not sure on this one lad

I applied for 2 credit cards today

Unfortunately despite having 3 cards total, I don't have a visa credit card

>>34989169
sex robots though lad. things will change when they come out.

if women ban them i will genuinely start a holocaust.

>>34989187
How much does she earn?

>>34989201
Ah that's a shame lad. So you only have paki cards?

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>>34988941

Got laid for the first time at 22 last night with a 20 yo Asian girl last night, lads. Was pretty cool but I definitely came to realise how much society overhypes the whole thing. Don't feel any different aside from the loss of my wizarding potential.

Still she wants to keep things going for fuck knows what reason, this is a first for me entirely and I feel like the same robot I've always been. All other aspects of uni are still shit, too.

Overall feeling slightly above mediocre/10.

>>34989218
28 grand a year. I'm on 30.

>>34989065
From the thumbnail I thought that was a bloke, now I see neckwear that's DEFINITELY a man.

>>34989243
Virginity is not a big deal once you've lot it.

But you will feel better forever, not having that particular noose around your neck anymore.

>>34989249
Lad I'm on 80k+; more than both of you plebs put together.

To think I started off with 30 quid in my account.. Those were the days.

>>34989243
Is this the girl from anime club? Glad you got one on the board mate. It might not feel like a big deal but at least you've got it out of the way.

>>34989287
Good for you lad. I wasn't trying to have a pissing competition with you about money.

>>34989065
Does she know you hang out with a bunch of faggots on the internet?

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>>34988941

>zero hour shit
>no work in over 3 weeks
>on bennies now
>even they are starting to moan about shit now

>>34989243
i lost it at the same age. i felt a confidence boost for a week or so and then things felt the same.

the difference is between us and people that lose it young is that we're already too far gone. young people that lose it obviously did because of already having good social skills that they can then work on, develop, and strengthen. we are already a few steps behind.

at least we lost it but we will probably still be shit with women

>>34989288

You're thinking of a different anon, anon, but thanks for the kind words.

>>34989301
Yeah when she sees me on 4chan she always goes "Oh god are you talking to your weirdos again?"

>>34989300
No worry lad I just like to put people down when it comes to salaries. I feel I earned the right.

>>34988999
Trips can cuntfirm this truth. Hear hear smelly poo poo and wee wee

>>34989337
Must be exhausting having to compare yourself to other people to feel good.

I can understand feeling good about it for a second, but afterwards I'd just think "Why can I just be proud of myself as I am without looking down on others?" and just feel worse.

But whatever works for you lad.

>>34989267
This is very true. It feels like a huge deal to someone who struggles to form a relationship / get laid. Most people simply enjoy having sex as part of their life. It's not a huge deal, just something pleasurable you do with your s/o.

KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES

THIS IS MY WIFE'S BLACK SON

>>34989333
>She
Haha.
Checked, by the way.

Romanian girl's doing a shit lads.

>>34989448
Wait for her to come out, walk round the corner and complain about the smell. Get in her head lad.

>>34989448
Bang on the toilet door and shout "You're doing a shit! You're doing a shit!"

>>34989448
Try and sniff her butt soon as she comes out the toilet.

i just wasnt made for these times is kinda like my theme song

what is your theme song, lads?

>>34989448
Take pics, NOW WHILE THE TIME IS RIGHT

>>34989448
I'm sure we've been through this before with Eastern European grills

>>34989448
you recording it lad, don't forget you said you would

>east European girl moves in
>she's a disgusting hippo
Bad luck mate.

>>34989496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwcaQ3qJ88U
I can listen to it over and over and over and over and over

>>34989329
Offer of an interview or an actual job offer?

If it's just the interview then wait and see how it goes

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you lads were being too harsh on babyzelda before. I think she's qt. I would definitely give her a good dicking

>>34989496
Depends on my mood. Blood of the Young Wolf by Buck 65 or Wicked and Weird by Buck 65.

This SS-GB is alright, but I wish the main character would stop doing his best Dark Knight impression for no real reason.

>>34989587
is that a fucking price board?
how low are these people

>>34989587
We should all be glad the resolution is shitty.

Evening you miserable bastards.
Mind your drippy dicks. Gonna fuck britfeel in the ass and make meme babies.
Wish me luck and pray they don't come out retarded or!evil.

>>34989587
she's so thicc hnnnnnnng my dick can't take it

>>34989602
>Growls incomprehensibly

A bit pissed off lads. The company I work for has made someone else a new partner.

I gave a shitload to that company. Pisses me off they are giving partnerships to other people and treating me like a resource.

>>34989607
yeah, I watch camwhores sometimes but I would never give them even a penny. I see some guys give them hundreds. why not just go to a prossie?

I might be retarded but at least I'm not British, thank god.

>>34989642
How disgusting. Have you considered leaving and never coming back?

>>34989660

You are a resource lad. Your life is just an economic unit of labour to be exploited for the benefit of someone else just so you can work to be poor.

>>34989646

>inb4 "be veeerry careful"

>>34989660
This sounds like the plot to a shit American tv drama.

>>34989287
What do you do for a living. Teach me how be rich

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>>34989587
>you lads were being too harsh on babyzelda before

You're being too generous now

>>34989660
Touch my balls and I'll make you my partner.

>>34989679
That's definitely how I am being treated. I'm paid well but I'm tired of not owning a piece of the company when they are giving it out like fucking smarties to dumb roasties.
>>34989686
Sadly it's the plot to my shit real life.

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>>34989642
mate I'd barely consider that chubby. this is what thicc looks like. god I wish I had nudes of this semen demon.

>>34989448
start yelling "SMELLY POO POO PEE LADS. STINKY POO POO PEE"

>>34989717
>tfw utterly disgusted but still want to get up in it

>>34989479
>>34989484
>>34989489
>>34989497
>>34989512
>>34989515

A-all of these (You's) lads.. Sweet Jesus, you all outdid yourselves.

>tfw /britfeel/ makes your day

Bathroom-cam coming soon lads.

>>34989717
I can just imagine the smell, it's giving me such a boner

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>>34989717
people defend this.....

desu

>>34989559
At the moment just an interview. I don't know the start date for it so it's possible that by the time all the interviews are done and they make a decision (if I get the job) then I'd only have a week or two left on this contract.

I just get anxious and overthink these things.

>>34989717
yeah it looks pretty fucking beat but i've wanked to worse.

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Where art thee mine loveth
Mineth own Remfag
Wh're art thou whom is eyeless to thou'st seeker?
I thee loveth

>>34989723
>wants to be made partner in some big shot firm
>also shitposts on 4chan
I dont know mate, maybe they can smell the weird on you.

>>34989785
Don't over think it lad, if you get the job you want then it's just a case of explaining to each company what the situation is. This isn't unheard of I mean if you're job hunting there are usually offers and opportunities that collide.

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Fucking hell, Jesus Christ in fucking heaven why won't you just end my goddamn life if you hate me so much. /FUCK/.

I have .10mbps upload.

I mean I know I live on this little shitty vestigial island now but Jesus how am I meant to play Siege when my ping floats between 100-3000.

Oh, also post waifus

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>>34989717
>you will never bury your face in it
I fucking HATE being a virgin

>>34989717
she has that SJW fishmouth thing going on there

First day of the new job tomorrow lads!

I wonder if I'll actually go to this one.

>>34989813
Yeah that might be the issue.

Not that it's a big shot firm though.

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>>34989815
>tfw my ping is never higher than thirty

>>34989814
Thanks lad. I appreciate the kind support.

>>34989815
I remember those days, sharing a basic PlusNet connection with two other people

Being able to actually play youtube videos was a revelation

>>34989717
shit lad I feel sorry for her. that's just really unfortunate. I mean I'd still fuck her and finger her obviously but I'd be reluctant to eat her out and I fucking love licking pussy.

No gf
No job
Wan die

>repot someone cross-posting, forcing memes or avoiding the robot
>they actually get banned

It's the little things.

>>34989863
It used to be fine, then it got shit for, as far as I know, no reason. Now I'm stuck with this shit fluctuating between "shit" and "bearable".

>>34989887
I remember the old days of playing Roblox with a fucking dongle.

They weren't good days.

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>>34989913
>Tfw reporting popular things on other sites that only slightly skirt the rules just because I want to ruin peoples fun

normies pay the price!

should i buy ff7 for pc and mod it with better textures?

>>34989938
FF7 is mostly gouraud shading.......

>>34989938
Unless you own a PS4, sure

Otherwise wait for the remake

>>34989957
the remake changes everything about the combat though

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>>34989913
Cor croikey mayte

WORCHESTERSHIRE

>>34990002
LEA AND PERRINS

>>34989979
Good. ATB is shit

>>34989815
>10mbps UL
Just remember this; That's the maximum you can get in Canada short of a BUSINESS connection.

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>>34989807
Right here. Right here. Right - oh never mind

>>34989924
Wtf is this roblox. Feel like I'm getting old. I'm finally out of the loop

>>34990048
Lad, roblox was the shit back in 2008. You missed out.

>>34990048
imagine if lego had an online game
now imagine somehow the cheapest knockoff of such a game

that's roblox

>>34990067
It's back, kids are mad on it right now

>>34989692
Go to uni and study either of the following:

Medicine
Computer science (programming essentially)
Engineering

Following graduation and 2-3 years of experience, become self employed. I went for engineering, probably the least well paid of the three but it's still very lucrative. Programming you can learn yourself.. programmers are on day rates enough to make most people sick.

>>34990084
Really?

Shit, I might actually go back and play it. Just, you know. Ironically.

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>>34989496
>tfw I came very close to vomiting listening to that song
>tfw my brains aint doing me no good

>>34990067
2008? Wtf. Feel like I've woken up in the wrong reality. I've never heard of this. Just looked up a YouTube video of it and holy fuck the guy playing it made me want to die. He's doing all the pewdiepie stuff and it constantly jumps to his face cam. How can people watch this stuff https://youtu.be/GwB4HMSRy4A

>>34990131
i was on it on fri when looking after my mates 6yr old lad. he fucking loved it

>>34990114
Thanks for the advice but I'm a massive retard. Its the call centre life for me.

my mums making me go to therapy because she says it's not normal for a 19 year old to not have any friends or a girlfriend. also I started crying and saying that I hate myself. would therapy really help?

>>34990136
>going through this much effort for bait

kys

>>34990200

Tell her she needs therapy to learn how to raise children properly

>>34990144
>spotty poof plays an 11 year old game for 11 year olds

>>34990200
>would therapy really help?
No lad. You're autistic like us, for life.

>>34990200
>would therapy really help?
More than crying would you massive poof.

>>34990144
I think a good rule for what youtubers are worth watching is: Do they show more of themselves than the object of the video? If so, they are shit.

But yeah, I suppose Roblox draws in that sort of crowd, what with it being aimed at prepubescent children.

>>34990172
Surprised it's still about really. So much from back around the old internet has disappeared.

Also, here's a blast from the past: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ejAMB3g_b8

>>34990200
Yes. Don't waste the opportunity.

>>34990037
You misunderstand lad, I mean .1mbps UL. POINT 1.

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>tfw mugged myself

>>34990114
>Computer science (programming essentially)
Programming isn't how you actually make money these days. The programmers almost always get fucked over because they're just a resource.
You'd be better off just getting a slight understanding of tech and focusing your time on the business
or creative side.

That's if we're talking about getting rich though, not just making a decent amount.

Brady is the classic that started it all
>tfw stuck in East Devon

>>34989243
I lost my virginity to a thai girl and the only difference I feel is I don't really want to have sex anymore, I feel the only reason I wanted to do it was because I was ashamed of almost being 20 and a virgin

do britfeelers meet up or are there any girl britfeelers

>>34990463
We meet up regularly. Specify a meeting place then the /lads/ join and essentially we all communicate via /britfeel/, no words spoken.

>>34990463
>do britfeelers meet up
There was an attempt once, it didn't go well
>are there any girl britfeelers
probably but I reckon they hide it

>>34990463
hopefully, I propose that all the girls of britfeel meetup in my bedroom.

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>Finally have everything I've ever wanted in life
>It doesn't make me feel any less empty inside
>Still got 40 or so years of this ahead of me

I just sit in my chair all day now, doing nothing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jN_8mp-g78

>>34990463
I sold one anon drugs, if that counts. No confirmed females have been spotted in this land.

>enjoying a nice bag of Wotsits
>almost ate the whole bag
>look on the back
>best before 14/01/17

Welp

>>34990209
Pardon me?
It's one of my favourite songs partly because it allowed me to take a look at myself and feel disgust to the point of nearly being sick.

>>34990546

Don't worry lad, cheese doesn't go off

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Someone's having a shower, I'm actually legit considering pissing in a bottle

Is this what it's come to?

>>34990615
We've all been there. I once did a shit in a plastic bag.

>>34990615

Piss outside lad. The cold night air whipping at your dick feels good.

>>34990615

Do it anon. You never forget your first

>>34990629
I once shit on the floor and my dog ate it.

>>34990615
We've all been there lad. I took shits in a few mars duo bar wrappers in my time.

>>34990615
I took a shit in my garden when I was locked out once. Used a leaf to wipe and mashed it up with a stick to blend it in.

>>34990615

Retard pepes make me deeply uncomfortable for some reason

Just woke up lads. Who /nightowl/ here

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>>34989815
>I mean I know I live on this little shitty vestigial island now
how long you been here lad

>>34990660
A couple of times I've been standing up pissing and my dog has come up trying to lick, as though it was the garden hose. I've not caved into it yet
>>34990647
the window isn't at dick height
>>34990665
You must have been pretty confident to do it in such a small wrapper
>>34990668
I've shat in the woods a few times before, so leaves are ok for me

>>34990703

I mean go outside into the garden you savage.

>>34990629
i did a shit on my bedroom floor last week, can't get lower than that.

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>>34990615

Usually piss in the drain in the back garden when this happens

Make sure you piss IN the drain or people will start complaining that the garden stinks of piss

>>34990655
>Try pissing in a bottle for the first time
>It sprays everywhere even when I pull back the foreskin and push it right up against my pee hole
>End up pissing so much the 2L bottle is close to overflowing
>Have to fucking finish my piss in a milk jug
>Then smuggle it into the bathroom under a towel to get rid of the evidence

This is so much more effort than getting up and walking 6ft to the toilet, only reason I did it was because I was bursting and someone was in the shower

>>34990691
I meant Anglesey lad, been living in Britain my whole life.

>>34990743
Right onto the floor? Why not at least onto something you could throw out?

>>34990744
Used to chuck it out of the window personally, blamed the smell on the pupper.

>>34990743
I used to spit on my bedroom carpet when I was about 12. All my mates were spitting outside at school and I got into the habit for whatever fucking reason

>>34990746

This is why I drink lucozade, nice wide tops.

>>34990768
I shit onto kitchen paper.

>>34990788
This gross's me out more than the anon that shit on his floor

>>34990800
Lucozade bottles are a godsend for bottle pissers.

>>34990821
I know, I try not to think about it but that reminded me

We''ve changed the bedroom carpet since then though.

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I shit in this new invention called the "toilet"

Its pretty good desu

Not gonna lie, I've jizzed in a few crisp packets in my time

>>34990844

Alright Mr Millionaire

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You know how baths have like little grids over their plug holes? Well ours didn't so it was literally just a hole in the bath.
Used to shit down there for fun, was always great when you positioned it just right and the turd would fly down the plumbing with a nice *phwoop"

>>34988941

>Oneitis starts texting me
>Eventually sends nudes
>Invites me over to her new place
>I arrive
>Chad is there
>....what is happening
>Those nudes I received were ones she sent him
>"Just a prank bro"

Cheer me up britfeel

>>34990463
> meet up
Someone post the pic

Lads when I get stoned recently I watch Fred Dibnah videos on Youtube. There is no doubt Fred was a peadofile but I love the industrial stuff he presents. So much so I start watching canal videos and think of pushine people in the canal. Canals are dodgy as fuck lads but you have to appreciate the engineering.

>>34990975

>got nudes of Oneitis
>still expects sympathy

Nah

>>34990975
Seriously? Let's burn her fucking house down, lads.

>>34989937
Pure devilish matey.

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>>34990975

Thats fucking brutal lad

>>34990975
payback time lad
it's good to share.
let us see em

>>34990975
Don't think this happened

Why would she send nudes to you and Chad

>>34990975
Spread her nudes everywhere and let us dox her. Fuck her life up mate.

>>34990615
I've resorted to that tbqh when coming back from the pub and someone was having a bath.

>>34990844
What does it do, mr inventor?

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britfeel boys, time to lick some arse!

>>34989717
it's images like this that make me glad to be gay

what the fuck

>>34991080

*scimitar's you on the noggin*

>>34990975
Send them to me via 4chan, it's just a prank, of course.

>>34989717
K E B A B
E
B
A
B

>>34991080
only if it's boipucci
if not fuck off you sick bastard

>>34989744
>the smell

W-what does it smell like do you think lad?

>>34991115
stale beer

>>34991135
n 4 day old kebabs

>>34990975
show us the nudes lad

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>>34990975

Do it

You know it makes sense

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>body type: Curvy
>They are clearly morbidly obese

>>34990872
You can still shit on the grate, you just have to wafflestomp it down.

>>34991187
kek.
love the image.
you still listening to sea shanties lad

>>34991208
>body type: a little extra
>so huge they're basically immobile

>>34991208
It's just a number lad

>>34991234
That's not Karenposter. At least not the one who was playing black flag.

>>34991208
>personality: bubbly
>big fat heffalump

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>>34991208
>body type: a few extra pounds
>They are skinny as fuck and make you feel morbidly obese in comparison.

>>34991293
>personality: bubbly
>The winning combination of being obese AND an imbecile

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>>34991208
>One Message received!
>It's from the dating site asking if you'd like to upgrade your account

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my chicky nuggys werent cooked all the way through I ate two that had pink goopiness in them, am i gunna die now lads or am i stronger than ever?

Feeling depressed again, lads.

Going nowhere fast. Normal life is shit and every now and then something really bad will happen. It's a constant cycle. It feels like life is engineered against me.

Obviously, I could be some paralytic in Africa or a sex slave living on cum and piss but given that I'm not one of those things you'd think I'd get a bit of a fucking break some time.

I understand why people long for gfs. So nice to think that someone could just enter your life and make everything good again. Constant affection, something to look forward to, increase in intimacy which gives a sense of progression etc.

Not going to happen though :(

>>34991282
>gutted
i liked him.
was he the good 1?

>grindr hookup coming round
>he claims to be "XL"

bets on his actual size, lads?

>>34991381

I'm positive he'll be a big guy

>>34991381
So massive you'll be updating us from hospital.

>>34991381
waist or cock

>>34991381
Romanian flatmate tier

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>>34991391
>I'm positive he'll be a big guy
For you.

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>Set height to 6 ft
>We have matched you with over 100 people!
>Set height to my actual height 5ft 7
>0 matches

>>34991208
Most appropriate Pepe lad.

>>34991440
>set sexuality to gay
>100 likes
>set sexuality to straight
>zero likes

>>34991512
as biscum, I've never got how anyone can claim with a straight face that women are just as sexual as men. Getting dick is so much easier than getting pussy. It makes me wonder how many gays are actually bi but just can't be arsed with women.

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I'm thinking about setting up 2 fake accounts on a dating website and talcking to one girl using both to see if she talks about one to the other one.

>Hourly pay is 8.00 (7.08 plus statutory holiday pay at 12%)

Lads what does that mean? New to the job world, is the real wage 7.08? Holiday pay, 12% of what?

>>34991512
yep, set myself to bi on some site i used to use (true enough i guess) all the messages were from old men

>>34991572

Does being openly bi hurt your chances with women? It's not a 50/50 split for me so if it's one or the other I'm sticking with women. But sometimes that boibucci calls to me in the night...

>>34991583
I think that means that your actual hourly pay is 7.08 but you get payed for holidays so it works out to 8 an hour over the year.

>>34991583
fuck knows lad. that doesn't make much sense.
why add holiday pay to the hourly pay?
>>34991670
no. that makes even less sense.
don't mean to be insulting lad

>>34991670

So unless I take days off I wont get full wages?
Weird. That's some trickery the real wage is actually a quid lower

>>34991695
>So unless I take days off

Last company I worked for forced you to take time off.

>>34991695

They're just being scummy to advertise at a higher wage. The pay is 7.08.

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>>34991234

different anon that posted the karen here

I saved a few from brit/pol/ before the trip fags got too much to handle desu

>like learning about old games
>like seeing what new games do
>have no interest in actually playing either anymore
anyone else the same?

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What did the big guy mean by this?

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Been getting /fit/
Cut out the porn from my life
Go outside for a walk just to get some fresh air
Been practicing guitar
Staying on top of my uni work
Been getting a good nights sleep
(Even caught a cute girl checking me out)
Finally feeling comfortable in my own skin

Have I made it anons? I'm feeling pretty cheery all the time

>>34991692
>>34991695
Well I work in admin, work 9 till 5 for 15/hr and get payed for my mandatory several weeks a year holidays. So in actual fact my hourly wage is lower since i'm getting payed for time when I'm not working.

So if you work 2 hours for 100 days for 10,000 thats 50/hr BUT if you are forced to take 50 days payed holiday that doesn't bump your total earnings up by 5,000 it just spreads your yearly income out which comes out to about 33/hour. So you are working a 50/hr job but for 33/hr when you take into account holidays from my example

In reality the difference will be much smaller like what the other anon said 8/hr down to 7.08/hr

>>34988941

So I'm a full time worker and get 23 days holiday per year, of which 8-9 must be used on bank holidays (therefore I can book 14-15 whenever I want)

I've only just realised now that there is a 28 day statutory minimum and I've been shafted.

>>34991869
>Have I made it anons? I'm feeling pretty cheery all the time
You're still here so it can't be going that great

>>34991869
Yes. You've made it. now you can leave forever please

>>34991869
>Have I made it anons? I'm feeling pretty cheery all the time
Lad I've been where you are so many times. Answer to 'have I made it' is unlikely so. Sorry lad, you're a spazzy sperg like all of us, see you tomorrow.

>>34991375
You ask me if I was the good one.

>>34991872
Yes. Only differences is most places don't advertise it like that. They give you an hourly and a yearly. In the original anons post the employer is just being scummy and trying to advertise in a higher wage bracket.

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Off to smoke my 'power weed' lads. Love you all. Speak tomorrow.

>>34992018
you still on that lad.
i'm off for a splif in a min
ak-47 for me

>>34991891
Force of habit I guess anon, this place is bretty great for a shit hole

>>34991968
I'll try quiting I guess, but the chan has had a pretty positive effect on my life, so why quit?

>>34991991
See you tomorrow

>>34991991
Fucking this

>get a comfy job
>get some close friends
>get a gf

It always crumbles apart and I end up back here

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>>34992078

This time it'll be different...

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>>34991208
post your oneitis lads.

>>34992048
Yep lad, I've eked it out as per usual. Enjoy your spliff lad.

>>34992141
shit, I didn't mean to reply to that but she is fat so I guess it is relevant. I don't care though I like fat girls.

>29
>been single for almost 9 years
>NEET
>can't drive
>have no ambition or prospects for the future
>signed up to OKC about 2 years ago
>trying to write positively about yourself to the opposite sex is almost impossible when you have nothing to offer
>have a couple of chances over the years with women
>completely blow them through self sabotage
>keep trying though through some sense of false hope

>more women than men go to university now
>women will only consider men viable for dating if they are equal to or better than them
>less men with uni educations pushes more and more men completely out of the dating scene
>women cry for years about how there's no "good men" left because of their unrealistically high expectations driven by third wave feminism

Whats the point in carrying on as a low status man? No woman is ever gonna love us for who we are. Mens status and confidence revolves around work and his ability to provide to society.

My friends tell me that not all women care about that kind of thing. That there's some women out there who only want love.

A woman who only wants love and tries to fix you with no personal gain on her part? They call that a manic pixie dream girl for a reason..because they only exist in fiction...

>>34992141
ur oneitis is shit lad

>>34992141
Yeah Demi is pretty cute

>>34991208
>body type: average
>they're fat as fuck

>>34992186
wtf, how do you know her name?

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>>34992141
>post your oneitis
If you insist.

>>34992213
Shagged her lad, lives in Holyhead right?

Imagine marching out to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1sEt3NjHNA

European history and culture is GOAT

>>34992213
I know Demi too lad! Going to tell her you posted her on /britfeel/! LOL

Lads, do you ever get sick of idle entertainment?

If I was neet I don't think I'd have a problem with it. But since getting a job (I had to) spending my free time on vidya or TV shows I'm not really interested in (but would watch if time wasn't an issue) seems unjustifiable. But I can't commit to anything really productive. Wanking seems to be my only hobby at the moment. I tell myself I'll only cum once a day so I better have good long sessions.

>>34992235
>>34992242
ok lads your creeping me out right now

>>34992238
Auf der heide bluht ein kleines blumelein is a pretty good song

>>34991996
yeah i sensed it might of been lad. that's why i worded my response carefully, in anticipation of confirmation
was you in the shipman doc as well lad.
posting the glorious medieval music.
liked him as well desu.
was he the good 1 too

>>34992228
Looks like Hodgy on HRT

>>34992263
Just pulling your leg mate, you can get her normiebook from the filename you posted

How new our newfriend must be...

>>34992277
>Hodgy
Whom?

>>34992281
shit yeah I forgot you could do that.

>>34992228
Why does she have a Pontefract cake in her ear? It looks ridiculous desu.

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>>34992309
IKR lad? Got to be a careful, diligent LAD!!1

>>34992309
No worries.

I really did send her a message though, with a link to this thread

>>34992344
Me too. Kek. She'll probably be able to figure out who the 'odd' anon is.

>>34992327
I know. She's also smothered with tats which isnt usually my thing. I fear I have gone quite mad.

>>34992344
>>34992355
Not that lad but this is my biggest fear, it's why I refrain posting photos of my oneitis ever, saw one that who's oneitis got found through just reverse image searching

>doxxing some poor girl
I thought we were better than that? Gonna message her and tell her I am here if m'lady needs protection from you savages.

>>34992386
Ok Dan

>>34992386
HAHA this is a lesson to all desperate virgin anons.

>>34992379
I think it would be a blessing in disguise. Having a oneitis will only bring you pain.

>live in a shitty apartment with rising damp
>work stacking shelves at tesco
didn't think life would turn out like this lads.
wew

>>34992421
Nah lad I couldn't give a toss if my oneitis found I liked her but jesus if it got out I post about how much I love her a mongolian pottery board, probably be labelled a creep for the rest of my days

>>34992386

Firstly it's not DOXXING. secondly she is a roastie, snake with tits normie whore - anything but innocent.

>>34992366
That neck tattoo looks trashy. Imagine her in 50 years, hobbling down to the post office to collect her pension covered in that shit. Normies don't really think these things through.

>>34992273
Yeah, I'm IHateBritfeel on cytube

>>34992142
i am enjoying it as we speak lad.
been naughty and having it in the bathroom
i'd say to enjoy yours as well, but we're getting stoned lad. it's highly enjoyable.
so is a wank. i'm off for 1 of those as well.heehee
forgot to say.
>love you 2 lad. see ya tomorrow

>tfw really struggling for money right now
I would take money of a loan shark, that's how bad shit is getting

Demi, don't listen to them you're a beautiful lady. Please email me :)

>>34992457
She's a pretty heavy drug user with a mental illness. I dont think she's planning on living that long.

>>34992469
You're just losing more money doing that though lad.

Got so pissed I took a 10 minute piss against a tree on the side of the road on my way home from the pub last night

Had too many green drinks and my shit was green this morning

>>34992500
>She's a pretty heavy drug user with a mental illness.

Poor special snowflake.

>I dont think she's planning on living that long.

Good.

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>>34992463
yaay.
might as well go for the hatrick
was pic related about you as well
pics from last year when i asked for a nice heart warming pic, after somebody suggested to gondola anon to draw a world without /britfeel/
>no ill intentions on my part here lad.
i thought he was alright as well
was he the good 1 too?

>>34992500
I didn't have her down for being a model citizen tbqhfamalamalam.

got a sensitive scalp lads

Got a sensitive side lads

got a sensitive cock lads

got a sensitive helmet lads

>>34992632
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>>34992648
no bully me you bastards, it's a serious problem

>>34992575
I've never seen the before in my life, I'm sorry to say.
I wouldn't know if he was a good one.

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>>34988941

Do you think killing someone is very unpleasant, very enjoyable or somewhere in-between?

>>34992673
sorry lad i didn't mean to bully.
bet it's a bugger. can you not find any home remedies for it or owt

>the past year I have been drinking almost everyday
>getting shitfaced in numerous pubs by myself and getting kicked out of them all
>turning up to work drunk and getting sacked
>have lost practically all my friends because of my drinking

I don't know what to do lads. I wish I could move to another city maybe even another country because I can't cope with the shame of staying in this place. Everyone here think's I'm pathetic. Bumping in to someone I remember having a drunken moment with ruins my day, and this is inevitable being in such a small place.

What should I do? Anyone know this feel?

>>34992834

Drink less you fucking spacker

>>34992798

There is strong reasons to believe both

>Very unpleasant
It's extremely rare, even in the worst countries only 1 in 5,000 will ever kill, in the west it's like 1 in 100,000
It usually takes a severe grievance to push someone to it

>Very pleasant
The consequences are severe, life imprisonment, death penalty, or you live a life on the run, possible with people seeking their own vengeance on you, yet people still do it.

>>34992758
ah well. my memory might be wrong, it might not even of been karen, it was just your cytube name that got me thinking

>>34992834
skipping town might help you but it will only help if you can control the drinking. I drink most days but none of my friends know about it, they can't see me at home

>>34992834
>drinking everyday
>not doing it at home like a dignified alcoholic

>>34992798
Depends on why you're killing them, I imagine.

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just woke up - eating my meal of

sweet spaghetti with a sweet filling in a rainbow strip bowl served with red seedless grapes and finishing a movie I started before falling asleep

what are my fellow NEETs getting upto on this awful night?

>>34991872
m8 how to get a comfy high wage admin job?

i've been stuck in the minimum wage bracket since I left college (27 now), highest I ever earnt was 10.60 but thats for a weekend night shift.

i've applied for admin jobs but never a reply. This call centre and retail shit is killing me, plus no gf

>>34993001
why are all your meals so tasty? its not fair

>>34993001
jesus lad how are you even still alive

>>34993001
Whats the scribbled out bits

>>34993060
random pieces of paper with stuff on them, I can't be bothered checking but they could have senistive info on so I just scribble it out

>>34992798

Killing a random person or Chad / Stacy who have no connection to you is immoral and i wouldnt find pleasure in it

Killing someone who has wronged you and affected your life trajectory, I have no qualms against it and would enjoy torturing them.

I'd be over the moon if i could torture the negro in secondary school who pulled down my trousers and exposed my small pecker

i'd happily skin him alive with a rusty butchers knife and morality wouldn't flicker in my mind

>>34992834
yeah i know it lad. not the pub bit though. i do it on couch nowadys
but was breddy bad on class As when i was younger. and have had a few drunk episodes at my mums when i lived there. seems everyone round here knows about my past.
all i do is stay in muh little hobbit hole, suppin muh beer, getting stoned, waiting for the day i die.

>>34992834

Convert to Islam. You will find peace, brother.

>>34992871
Well I've ''quit'' I forgot to mention. It's been several days since my last drink, I had horrible withdrawal symptoms and I really don't want another drink now.
>>34992900
>>34992901
I do too, but I have this horrible habit of going outside to pubs and such, making a fucking fool of myself. I did this anyway when I had friends, part of the reason they left me I guess.

It's pretty hard for me to skip town as it's so cheap here and I managed to live here whilst blowing my savings on booze.

If I get another job here only one person has to recognise me and that's it, job gone.

>>34993112
Alright tough guy. You sure you have the stomach for torture? Hearing the screams for mercy while you hack flesh from bone, all because your penis was shamed by a coloured boy?

>>34993170
how do manage to make a fool of yourself all the time, surely as time has gone on you have got better at handling you drink

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>Killing someone who has wronged you and affected your life trajectory, I have no qualms against it and would enjoy torturing them.

>total 5/10 girl
>read her profile and find her very funny.
>Well educated
>we have similar likes/dislikes (86% match)
>Decide to message her
>...
>...
>No response and she's been online several times in the last month.

Wheres that picture showing 5 and 6/10s wanting 8/10, 7/10s wanting 9/10s and 8/10,9/10and10/10s wanting 10/10s. Why can't below average girls like average me?

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>>34993001
please let me cook you a proper meal, I can't stand this anymore

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>tfw reading up on the internet and realizing that you're almost certainly an unironic autist
Explains why I'm here tbqh.

>she leans in for a kiss
>think she just wants to give me a smuck on the cheek
>Dodge it, do it twice actually
>Sperg out something about being nervous and shit
>3rd time the charm
Ready to kill myself lads, that was the most embarrassing moment in my life so far.

How do ugly guys get gfs lads. I've seen it far too many times in town for it to be impossible. I need to learn their secrets

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>>34993289
what meals do you have in mind anon?

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>>34993239

You wouldn't be laughing if you were his victim

>>34993001
>Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
Top taste, lad.

>>34993001
you use a lot of paper bowls and plates lad?
i'm trying to cut washing up out of my life and am considering getting paper bowls and plates but don't know of they word be viable. do they hold liquids well?

>>34993228
>how do manage to make a fool of yourself all the time, surely as time has gone on you have got better at handling you drink
I like being so drunk I black out. I'm really addicted to being stupidly drunk. Just the side effects are that I do stupid shit.

>>34993180
Yes m8 i've seen plenty of snuff to desensitise me.

What I said about the life trajectory bit, the shame that resulted from that caused me to become a social recluse and I had a lot of time to peruse the internet, saw gore/torture videos far too early in life.

>>34993379
Something with my "white sauce"

Post what your listening to lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2wjCX81CHM&t=208s

>>34993270
Maybe she's really shy since she's as you say a 5/10. Give her the benefit of the doubt and give a funny 'pls respond haha' type things. If she is interested this will encourage her if she's not she'll tell you to fuck off and stop being a creep but you have nothing to lose.

>>34993420
Watching videos is not the same as the real thing. Have you ever hurt a living creature? Or seen real suffering in person? Or even injured yourself in some messy way?

>>34993455
seriously am loving this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RImNJU7Bvr0

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>>34993393
I exclusively use paper/plastic plates and cutlery. I don't eat at restaurants which use normal plates/cutlery either. its easy to spill liquids and drop stuff off them but not too bad if your careful.

>>34993427
that sounds like it could be nice

>>34993455
That's a big album

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>>34993502
>That's a big album
For you.

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>>34993379
do you like lasagna? because i'm told I make a really good one, i'm also good with other pastas, pies, soup and even roast but the last is more of a treat

>>34993270
Yes what this anon said: >>34993458

I would just add that if she responds negatively start sending rape-fics to her until she blocks you.

>>34988941

Waifu posters, what caused you to sink so low as to obsess over a cartoon girl?

>>34993577
I couldn't bring myself to interact to with real women so I interact with other men online by pretending to be married to a japanese cartoon character.

>>34993367
Money/Charisma

Lot of guys can make up for uggoness by being complete bantermasters, being assertive etc

>tfw you became a Brit/pol/ tripfag and now regret it because your history will always be archived and someone might identify your writing style and tie what you said to your trip

>my oneitis from uni is visiting me next weekend
>going to spend all week sperging and strategising how THIS is the time I'll be super charming and woo her
>will inevitably just puss out

JUST lads

why live?

>>34993597

Why can't you bring yourself to interact with real women?

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>Absolute 10/10 personality and not bad to look at either
>we are really hitting it off
>its all going great
>"oh if you don't mind can we push our date back a few days I need to fins a babysitter for my son"

Such a shame. It was all going so well too.

>>34993498
you've just helped seal the deal lad.
fuck the washing up it's going in bin
did a roll a bit back and kek deemed i should cut washing up out my life
1 step closer now lad.but still left with pots, pans and utensils to deal with

>>34993634

I hope you're going to let her down in the most crushing way.

>tfw you almost consider starting to use Reddit as you consider the need to wean yourself off 4chan if you ever want to go back to having a personality.

>>34993577
cartoons don't hurt you