can you spot the virgin in a crowd? How?

>>34985209
it's the one who virgin-breaths.

>>34985209
Two words - virgin walk. It's real thing.

>he walks like a virgin
>he breaths like a virgin
>he has the virgin posture
>he has the virgin facial expression

>stands at a corner
>never talks
>looks bored
>checks mobile phone too often
>noone talks to him (yes him,fuck off '"fembots"")
>barely any people know him
>plain clothes,usually black
>sporty shoes

>hands in pockets
>or arms crossed to chest
>wears sweatshirts in warm weather
>doesn't regularly shave

>>34985291
>>34985386
This is too real stop

>looks like shit
>golim get ye gone
>doesnt do his hair
>doesnt do shit
>jeans and same top everyday
>quiet
>virgin walk

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>>34985260
>>34985262
>>34986177
>virgin walk
e-explain

>he has the virgin lips

>he has the virgin pinky toe

>>34985386
fuck off I have electric razor and I shave while browsing 4chan

Real life Chad here-

I can sense a virgin by testing their social status : skills

Red flags
>virgin walk
>autistic social behavior as in talks too much or too little
>over compensates
> body language
>sense spaghetti when talking about girls

>>34986309
Pretty sure that's a meme to make virgins even more anxious in public. Unless you have some posture problems and dont behave like and autist nobody will notice.

how to spot a virgin:
I curse you to be a permavirgin unless you reply to this post

>>34986527
I shouldnt have made all spoilers visible t bh.

>>34986377
The virgin pinkie toe :^)

>>34986408
>his facial hair growth is so poor he can only use electric razors to shave

>>34986719
what, man if I shave at 7 AM by 7PM I need to shave again if I'm going out again

>>34986527
fu hje

>>34986527
Fugef