>I'm 4'2 Ask me anything.

why have you not committed yet

>>34984474
how does it feel being an actual hobbit?

Hi Ben Shapiro

>>34984474
Post a picture of yourself or I don't believe you

>>34984474
>I'm 4'2
Are you male?

Post pic of yourself standing near some door.

>>34984474
Is the Yen overvalued compared to the US Dollar?

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>>34984528
I like reading books. Literally the only thing I live for

>>34984551
funny story about that. In uni 3rd year I did an inklings course where we studied lotr. When the lecturer was discussing the hobbits I felt everyone look at me :(

>>34984577
yes I am male

>>34984575
>>34984586
not posting pic I've been identified on 4chan before

do you think traps are gay, and would you fuck one if you had the chance?

>>34984648
No I don't think traps are gay.

I don't know if I'd fuck a trap. If someone tricked me and I actually fucked them and the next day they tell me they're a trap I don't think I'd mind.

>>34984643
then it doesnt fucking matter does it?

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As a 5'2 manlet I can only imagine how tough things are for you. Things really are not easy for short males in the modern day.

Were you born pre-term?

>>34984643
>I've been identified on 4chan before

Did something happen after you've been identified?

>>34984648
although

>implying ANYBODY, including a trap, would want to fuck me

>>34984608
Are you on /r9k/ in search of a wizard?
Hobbits really are amazing creatures. You can learn all there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years they can still surprise you.

>>34984671
>I don't think traps are gay.
THEY ARE MEN
THEY HAVE A DICK AND BALLS
JUST BECAUSE THEY SHAVE AND TAKE ESTROGEN DOESNT NEGATE THE FACT YOURE MASTURBATING TO A MAN

>>34984474
Do you hate elves?

how much do you weigh and are you happy with that

>>34984474
Always remember, Frodo, the Ring is trying to get back to its master. It wants to be found.

What are you like proportionally? Thick or thin limbs?

>>34984745
I weigh 46kg. I'm happy with that. It's the least of my problems.

>>34984785
fucking hilarious anon go wash your butthole

>>34984474
Are you a virgin?

Oranges

>>34984474
Can you get disability benefits for being that height? I think you can at 4'9, but I never had a reason to look into it.

>>34984608
Perhaps they should have paid more attention. 4'2" is very tall for hobbits with the exception of Bandobras Took and Merry and Pippin.

>>34984846
>I'm 4 foot 2

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>>34984828
>I weigh 46kg
>mfw 5'3" and weights less than you

I'm only 5'8 and I want to kill myself because I'm a manlet

>>34984474
How do you feel when you stand next to a group of tall people or something huge?

>>34984474
OP, what would you rate yourself out of 10?

Take a picture of yourself with your face obscured standing near something for scale. So we can gauge now short you really are.

>>34984474
why are you not doing your homework laddie

>>34984474
do people laugh at you in public?

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>>34984474
i'm 5,7 and i'm thinking of getting a pair of catepillars boots and a top knot hairstyle, what you guys think, could that help?