>When I was little I thought my dad was a computer sorcerer

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>>34984282
>>First orgasm was to the Wikipedia page for "penis" on my PSP's internet browser
holy fuck

>>34984442
I'm not joking. Somewhere on the page, or a related page was a picture of a guy with a fucked up boner that would bend at a 90 degree angle upward and for a long time I thought that's just what your penis looked like when you grew up.

>>34984503
..but that IS how penises look, like a standing banana

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>>34984844
No, I mean it was a hard 90 degree angle. It didn't really bend so much as it was straight across and then went straight up. I'm trying to find the picture now and I can't, but it was like this

Oh my fucking god thanks for the laugh anon

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>>34984282
>>First orgasm was to the Wikipedia page for "penis"
I'm laughing so hard rn

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>>34984442
>>34985078
>>34985114
I-Is it really that funny?

Same for me except it was the page for breasts... that psp helped me through my younger years

>>34984282
I can relate to this. Sometimes I disconnect the wifi and fap via 4G when I get extra paranoid.

psp porn was really nice. i never really fapped as a kid. i rather poked a hole in a big pikachu and fucked that many months and then cum on the walls. its still in my old room and my mummy thinks its pee

I seriously cannot believe how young the userbase on this board is.

Sometimes I forget that I am probably one of the oldest people here (not gonna say my age but odds are more than you).

>>34984282
I'm that paranoid
TO this day I will not fap on my cellphone, and when I fap on my PC I'll make sure I disconected my cellphone from the wifi
W-What if someone find's out? it's dumb, I know but yeah...

>>34985427
These days I'm only paranoid about someone seeing my computer screen, so I have to double check the curtains and the lock on my door. On the phone is a whole different story though, I'm constantly afraid that I'll accidentally send something lewd to a family member or something. The "share" buttons are so damn accessible it scares me.

>psp
this site is for 18+ people only