Poortugal

>>34982714
estou aqui. es gajo ou gaja?

>>34982714
Brasil POHA huehuehue

na-cao sentimental

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>>34982714
Para de ser paneleiro, agarra nos teus tomates de granito e faz os teus antepassados Lusitanos sorrirem com a tua grandeza seu filho da puta. CONTRA OS CANHOES MARCHAR

>>34982714
How does it feel, knowing your Spanish neighbors accomplished far greater feats in empire-building throughout history, have a far more delicious cuisine, don't sound like retarded chimpanzees when they speak their language, and don't have a legacy of complete mediocrity?

>>34982853
Cala boca seu otario

>>34982743
lol indios do caralho, a vergonha de Portugal.
>>34982853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhDXk8i8Qug

>>34982896
E por causa de putas fracas como tu que estamos nesta pseudo-crise de valores. Es lixo.

>>34982861
>retarded chimpanzees
you must be talking about Brasil, please don't associate us with them, we portuguese are very ashamed of that one colony and we use to mock them.

>>34982714
Everything Portugal touched is fated to poverty, Brazil, Africa colonies.

Is portugal still european?

>>34982861
we were once a great, rich empire who dominated the oceans, if it wasn't for Filipe I de Portugal, a spanish king of ours that took over our throne and stole our fortune, we'd still be pissing on spain's face.

>>34982948
you do not know portuguese history do you? they were fated to poverty because we exploited their people, we sold them to slavery and extracted what was valuable from their lands, that's how Portugal grew economically in the past, we went downhill because our throne was taken by a spanish king.

>>34982990
Nah it's not the Spanish fault, I met some poortuguese and they are lazy, usually want to have things easy, it's in your culture, all your colonies are the same way too.

>>34983073
>no it's not history it's a few portuguese I met
sounds convincing.
did you know Portugal is one of the countries from the EU with the most average hours worked per week, we have the largest working schedules and we have terrible salaries, you have no right to call us lazy.

Do you really think Africa is as poor as it is because they are lazy? please tell me you are not this dumb.

>>34982990
>we went downhill because our throne was taken by a spanish king
So Portugal is literally Spain state?

Can we just send the refugees to Spain and Portugal, they used to be muslim before.

e que filhos da puta alguem em coimbra? only tru robots

>>34983507
we once were, I guess you could say that. it's what happens when you have an irresponsible young king, D. Sebastiao, who goes to war and leaves the country without someone to take his throne.
>>34983550
We weren't muslim before, we were Lusitanos and our country is mostly christian.

Also don't send more we already have a problem with blacks here in Reboleira and Damaia, and gypsies/kebabs opening stores everywhere. Shit, there's this place in Amadora, it's pretty much a kebab shopping mall, it's called Babilonia, you see kebabs selling cellphones everywhere in there.

>>34983609
nao CARALHO. Amadora aqui.

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BRASIL AQUI POHA


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>>34983650
mouros tem que sair

>>34983675
sai daqui seu indio do caralho.

>>34983694
mouros, kebabs, os arrozes, tem todos que sair.

Brasil > Portugay

>>34983972
Is that why we enslaved your people? is that why we exploited your land? is that why you speak your beaten-down version of portuguese? (literally brasillian is portuguese but very badly spoken, with way fewer grammar rules).

Lisboa > Porto

gonna eat some tendies from PANS & COMPANY now

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Brazilian here ,am i white ?

;D

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quem mais aqui eh br?

>>34982861
We're both in the shit, so whatever. It's all in the past anyway, for both of our nations.