Ayyyyy yo wite boi teach us how to fix our car

Put your dicks in the exhaust

Tyrone, that's not your car.

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>>34981602
Get shit, make it a liquid, add black dye.
Change oil using your concoction.
Profit.

Rub some cocoa butter on the engine

>>34981602
Turn it on and sit in the garage.

>>34981602
Uhh sure guys! C-could you teach me how to fuck my girlfriend?

>>34981650
>have you been stealing again? *paternal look*
>ayo dis boi always gets us ahahaha *smacks lips profusely* thats why he's our nigga
>help them with the stolen car
>tfw you'll never be the white friend of some based blacks
>tfw your black bros will never get you out of trouble in da hood

i-i-think the deprivation of friendship is starting to affect me. Just like you virgins fantasize about having gf.

I'm not a boy, boy.