Help me

If she's cute

I would like to know what you think pretty is.

say what cleavage

>>34973219
>"What cleavage?"

Also how the fuck did she have your number?

>>34973243
she's not a random, I should have clarified. We exchanged numbers because we're in a class together.

>>34973270
>Being comfortable exchanging numbers with female classmates

I'd be too worried she'd think I was looking for an excuse to get her number.

>>34973219
>cute
>girl
pick neither anon

Reply that it doesn't show enough cleavage in your opinion, followed by a winky face emoji. Then send a corn emoji.

>>34973462
This is a good idea.
>>34973219
Personally I think this means your her beta orbiter

>>34973462
dubs about to confirm

>>34973666
I'm a little nervous about doing that. What does the corn emoji mean?

>>34973743
its not your choice any more, the digits have decided

>>34973743
The corn emoji is a meme but you should do the other part at least. Don't be a beta dude, just do it make your dreams come true just do it.

"cleavage is just fine"
She probably wants to befriend you or something. I wouldnt ask Sally from anthropology class how I look unless I want to be friends.

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W-WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS

>>34973219
You're reading way too into it, dude. I mean, I know this is r9k, but quit being such an autist beta orbiter cunt.

>>34973219
Kinda sounds like you're her emotional boyfriend while Chad is her sexual boyfriend ("oh anon, how do I look in this? Do you think Chad will like it on me?")

>>34973923
she means she wants to fuck you. I take my position back. Don't try anything, just go over and see what's what. Maybe she just wants to be friends with you, normie girls are difficult to understand.

>>34973923
she wants you
do what >>34973666 said anyway

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>>34973923
Get your stupid ass over there right now that's what she meant by that.

>>34973923
That's cute. Don't make it awkward though

>>34973923
Go over there and when you come back tell us about how much spaghetti you spilled.

>>34973923
After you go to her house, never return to this board.

>>34973923
Just ask around what time, wait for her reply, she'll tell you a time, then get there at that time.

EZ

>>34973923
Fucking go to her mate, don't waste a chance of a good fugg.

Say "I'll be over then. Looking forward to seeing you." With a wink emoji. You've got it in the bag brother.

>>34973219
>Am I reading into it too much?
you aren't reading into it enough
she wants to fuck you

that being said she looks fucking horrendous in that dress

it would still be better if you lied and said she looked pretty

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Tell her it would look better on the floor. The cleavage is enticing but ultimately not enough. Seriously she wants to fuck you.

Sure that's not a dude m8?

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OP here, I'm headed over. Timestamping so I can come back and update you guys. I'm scared though. Any non-virgins have any tips?

>>34974107blow a load first

>>34974107
protip:
benis in bagina :DD

>white robot lands an asian girl
>"guys the whole white/asian thing is just a meme xd"

white people cannot be robots

>>34974107

Take her lead. Don't expect sex right away. The kissing will come naturally believe it or not. Just don't shove your touge down her throat like a retard.

As far as breaking any sort of tension it may be because she isn't sure if your eyes attracted to her or not. Just go for it.

>>34974129
don't do this, go go
think, don't overthink

>>34974107
good luck breh.
escape this place

>>34974107
foreplay isnt a meme. work her body out before you stick your pengus in.

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>>34974107
After that just read her body language. Just be dominant without be overly forceful. Also lick and suck her clit way fucking lighter than you think you should. repetitive motion with light suction. And most of all have fun. If you got her to want to fuck you you will do it again. To other girls. Ultimate this is just an experience.

>>34974156
>x cannot be robots
he hasn't landed anything yet m8

>>34974107
Remeber, when tour about to initiate sex, make sure to complement her on her appearance I'd a savvy way. For example, say something like "your body glistens in the moon light". She will think it's romantic

>>34973219

Are you White?

just roll with it and tel her she pretty anon. As long as you're not a full autist, asian lasses are easy mode.

>>34974203
Exactly. We all know there'll be a post in a day or two about how he came in his pants and she kicked him out and called the police.

>>34973666
CHECKED. Do it OP. Just don't say "jk" "lol" etc after, leave her wondering. At worst it's friendly banter, usually she'll consider you as a love interest, and best case she sends you some nip

>>34974153
This, OP. She wants the D. Make sure to get two condoms before you go over there. Do not show up without condoms. You are about to lose your virginity if you play this right.

Things escalate from light touching (i.e. on the shoulder) in a natural context. Also, slight insults that are mean in an obviously joking manner (i.e. wink wink nudge nudge say no more)

If you asks anything about her tits, the only response is "well, I haven't seen them, so I can't really speak from an educated stance". (she will then precede to show you her tities)

Good luck and God Speed, OP.

>>34974350
I've never heard of this two condom meme

>>34974350
DON'T FUCKING DOUBLE BAG

This is terrible advice. The friction between the condoms will make it more likely that they break.

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>>34974377
sevens checked

>>34974214
This is terrible advice, OP. This Anon is trying to sabotage you. You can complement her appearance, but don't do it like a retard. Chicks only like romantic from their boyfriend. If y'all get together you can do romantic things after you have been together for a couple of weeks. Right now, you need to think of yourself as a predator.

>>34974409
Yep. You need to be an animal, because that's what women want. Let your instincts and hormones guide you.

Put a condom on now before you go over there. That way you won't worry about going soft when it's time to out the condom on during the heat of the moment.

>>34974377
>>34974391
The second condom is for if the first one breaks, dumbasses. Nothing sucks like having the only condom you have break during the first time you have sex with a girl. "Uhh, hold on, let me run to the store. I'll be back in 15 minutes." is the most unsexy thing that can happen.

t. a guy that had that happen to him. I also got stopped for speeding (75 in 30 mph zone - 45 OVER) on my way back. I told the cop the truth. He let me go with a warning.

>>34974463
>implying he doesn't always have one on

>>34974460
No I disagree. You should treat her like a proper lady. Be very polite and compliment her

>>34973219
This is a man in a dress wtf lol

>>34974514
this
>those shoulders
rofl

>>34974505
That's not what women want in the bedroom you absolute autist.

>>34974505
Not if he wants to get laid. If you want to put benis in bagina, you have to bring the bantz in a joking manner.

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ABANDON SHIP OP SHE'S A WHORE
>pic related

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>>34973923
I'm very proud of you, anon! I'm feeling a very genuine joy right now! Go get her, tiger

>>34974594
What are you talking about? They want a man who treats them with respect. Why would a woman sleep with you if you didn't respect her?

>>34974605
Ignore this Anon, OP. Whoring is why we have condoms.

>>34974655
There's a reason SJW men don't get none. Nothing dries up a vag more than "Is it okay if I put this here". Fuck off, virgin leddit fag.

>>34974514
this.

no way thats a girl she's flat as bricks

>>34974655
How the fuck did this get dubs?

WOMEN DO NOT LIKE MEN WHO ARE POLITE IN THE BEDROOM, DUMBASS. They like being picked up, thrown around, spanked, having their hair pulled, being told what to do, and being dominated.

Being really polite in the bedroom is how you get some chick proposing pegging you with a 10" dildo, anon.

>>34974718
that sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me my dude.

>>34974713
OP may be OK with this. If he has seen her (male) and is OK with it, wish him luck.

>>34974733
Okay, that's fine. But how about post on reddit from your cuckshed, instead of on 4chan, k?

>>34974743
I am not this anon >>34974655
that anon is six years old

>>34974671
this, desu. I told a girl how I called my last girlfriend a whore and beat the shit out of her in bed and she asked me if I would do it to her as well. Women want to be dominated.

>>34974481
lol yeah some condoms got an expiration date homies
>why do i know that
>feelsbadman

>>34974733
It is. Another great trick is if they start screaming (in delight / ecstasy), you jam their face into a pillow and tell them to shut up and take it. They will cum within the next 20 seconds if you pound hard enough.

>>34974781
inb4 Agent Johnson

What advice is there to give? She is rail gunning her vagina at you.

Good Luck robut, I'm proud

OP here, don't have much time, she's showering
>>34974514
She's pretty fit, it's true. way more so than me, but I'm into it. I like skinny girls. And no, she doesn't have a dick. No such thing as a feminine penis.
>>34974605
Might just be a birthmark, desu
>>34974718
So far I've been kind of jokingly mean to her and it's working so far. I'm not so autistic that I'll try the "glistening" line or whatever.

>>34974835
Make sure to tell her she looks lovey OP. Good luck!

>>34974835
Keep us posted, we're all losers with nothing better to do on a Saturday night than follow your hookup.

>>34974780

The condom wasn't expired. Out of the thousand or so condoms I've used (I'm much older than most other robots) I have had 3 break. That was my first. I knew something was wrong with it by the third stroke. It broke around stroke 10-15.

>>34974835
Dude you already know whats up. she obviously like you so be you

>>34974872
congrats on the sex.
Any pointers?

Estimations on when you'll post back OP? Late af here but I want to see what happens

>>34974909
not sure, I'll definitely try to right after it (if anything happens). maybe 12:30? Although that's my time zone (US central standard)

>>34974935
wait i'm in central
hook me up bruh

>>34974835
>she's showering
The only reason she would shower with you there is to make sure THAT SHE IS CLEAN FOR YOU. Here are some tips. Be easy with her clit. Dont' just touch it. it needs to be moist first. You can do that by eating her out a bit first, but be easy. She is ready for the D when two fingers go in easily. Be sure to start with one.

>>34974966
DO NOT EAT HER OUT. It is one of the ways STDs are transmitted.

Save that shit for marriage.

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>>34975007
if she's clean then who gives a fuck

>>34975007
>is going to have sex
>dont eat her out because you can get STDs
nice logic you've got there, OP is bringing 2 condoms clearly one is going on his tongue you fucking sperg.

>>34975018
>if she's clean
Exactly. Wait until you're married and you've known the girl for a while.

>>34974897
> Any pointers ?
Watch squirting videos. Pay careful attention to what they do with their hands. The G-Spot feels like a little bean 2.5 inches in. Press it hard while fingering back to front i.e. pushing hand toward her ass and pulling back to you. If you can give her a female ejaculatory orgasm, she will let you do anything to her. Best of luck, anon.

>>34975041
you sound like a massive pussy desu my dude just eat that shit boy

>>34975021
yes, use your emergency condom to create a dental-vaginal dam. It's somewhat of a moodkiller, but at least you'll show you care by offering oral after you ejaculate pre-maturley

>>34974935
12:30? Wouldn't she be tired at this late during the night? You probably shouldn't disturb her anon.

>>34975052
You're so badass, robot.

>>34975051
sorry I wasnt op; I wanted advice on finding girls that actually want to fuck me

I wonder how OP is doing. Hopefully he's putting in that work at her place as we speak

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>>34973923
>you will never find a qt who likes dense, socially blind retards
>you are forced to do all the work instead
WHY EVEN LIVE BREHS?

>>34975078
>attractive college age girl
>going to sleep at 12:30 on Saturday

only in dreams

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>>34975078
are you serious. she invited him over

>>34975081
For some reason I don't think you genuinely mean that. If you're not gonna eat the pussy, just start eating her ass my dude, if it's out of the shower she's all good.

>>34975114
What idk? I'm usually in bed by like 11:30pm.

>>34975084
That was my pointer. I'm good at the sex part. I'm not nearly as good at the get grill to let you have sex with her part. When one grill lets me have sex with her, she lets me do it a lot.

>>34975136
you have to be 18 to post here anon...
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>34975136
>WAGIE
WAGIE
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WAGIE
>WAGIE
WAGIE
>WAGIE
WAGIE
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>WAGIE

Get the fuck off this board.

Our thoughts are with you, OP.

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OP here. I did it lads. I genuinely never thought this would happen. Excuse my pepe autism on the timestamp, I'm just so relieved.

Bumping this thread for the sake of getting the result. We all know what's happening now. Awkward humping at best.

>>34975700
How long did you last? Did you kick her butthole?

>>34975736
Lick not kick

>>34975736
I did not lick her butthole, let me try to greentext what happened

>>34975700
Dubs confirms.

Well, you've found it. The golden ticket out of here. Well, until you have a half chink baby, that is.

>>34975700
Fuck off Chad.
original thundercock.

>make a quick stop by the gas station to buy condoms
>get so embarrassed by the whole ordeal that I almost gave up
>but I pushed through
>once I got to her place we talked for a bit about school
>then she says something along the lines of "I think you're kinda cute anon, you're pretty funny in class
>I have never tried to be funny, I just say autistic shit and people think I'm joking
>awkwardly "y-you, too" her
>then she says she can tell I'm a virgin and that's why she invited me over
this has been one of my fantasies, so at this point I'm pretty excited
>then she gets in the shower, I make a few post in the thread
>she comes out of the bathroom and just starts kissing me
>we move to her bed and she sucks my weenie
>shitwassocash.jpg
>she scoots up so her vagoo is right over my crotch
this is where it gets a little weird
>I reach for the condom and she says "don't bother"
>she says she's on the pill
>at this point I just want to fuck so I go along with it
>she reaches back and pushes me in
the feeling was so intense. not sure if it was just her, but if not, the tight asian meme is real
>feel like I'm going to nut immediately
>start trying to think of disgusting shit so I don't
>she rolls her hips back and forth and eventually I get the hang of it and start actually sexing her
>I last for maybe 7 minutes
>she must have been able to tell that I was about to cum because she wrapped her legs around me
>I shot web inside her
>that was really...nice
she fell asleep a few minutes ago. I'm a little nervous, guys. What if she was lying and I just impregnated her?

why does this feel like bullshit?

Chad just had sex with his long-time girlfriend and is spinning a story for our entertainment. Don't believe the lies!

>>34975893
because apparently OP just went from "getting a text from a girl" to "getting invited to come over" to "fucking her" to "posting on /r9k/ while she falls asleep" in an hour and a half. It's complete bullshit.

>>34975887
grade a baloney. You don't have the intelligence to craft a convincing narrative.
doesn't matter had sex right? dumbass

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>>34975887
ROFL
hope it was worth having to pay child support

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>>34975887
>didn't wear a condom
I'll see you in a few weeks when she is either pregnant, or you have an STD. I'll laugh even harder if she doesn't know who the dad is.
Have fun normie scum, kek

Shut these anons up and prove it OP: if she is sleeping take a pic.

>>34975887
If you get her pregnant then you'll be living the dream. I'd hope I got her pregnant.

You should go back in there and have sleep sex.

>>34975700
Congrats, Anon. I saw that you will green text you experience. Best of luck.

>>34974718
They like a bit of both you dumbass. Don't rape her.

>>34975887
ADULT LIFE STATUS: NUKED

Nice.

Now get the fuck out, Chad.

Some tips to OP.

When see says shes on the pill, never believe her. Never cum inside her, what are you, retarded? At least pull out man.

If she is legit on the pill, she is a whore unless she has a bf. it means she is getting a steady supply of dick.

And based on your experience, she is literally a cum dumpster.

Stay in bed with her all night but keep awake while she sleeps. Listen for any braps and report back.

>>34975887
> she fell asleep a few minutes ago
Take a pic as a personal reminder. Don't show anyone... even us.

> What if she was lying and I just impregnated her?

This is a trick that is rarely applied by asian grills. In the future, make sure you have protection.

>>34976147
>And based on your experience, she is literally a cum dumpster.

You act as if this is a problem for OP. He just got his dick wet.

>>34976235
getting your dick wet isn't worth the STD's and shit

Look, we know that the no protect ion thing wasnt smart, but cut him a break. It'll be fine (probably) , and congratulations.

>>34976247
Yrs raw sex best

>>34973994

if you can handle it.

condoms fucking suck anyway
who the fuck actually uses condoms let's be real unless its like a literal prostitute

>>34975887
Provethat u fucked her

>>34974718
This. I have been catfishing girls and they like getting destroyed sexually.

>>34976280
No it "probably" won't. If this isn't a meme, which it probably is (really? You lasted 7 minutes your first time? Fuck off with that shit), then he's an asshole and deserves what he'll get, which is a half chink baby.

>>34976324
7 min is lame

>>34976324
Settle the fuck down.

>>34976338
Shut the fuck up, virgin. We're all virgins here, okay? Don't try to act all chad.

>>34976308
people who don't want diseases or children do.

'''Seriously kids, use condoms.'''

>>34976360
I am not... I jave lasted even 30 min for 2rounds]

>>34976434
liar, liar, origami on fire.

>>34976477
>origami
from the japanese "oru" meaning "to fold" and "kami" meaning "paper"

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>>34973219
She got them broad chole mortez shoulders

>>34974605
probably a pimple, anon

>>34976982
>anon
from the greek "an" meaning "without" and "onym" meaning "name

>>34976147
>whore if on pill
please take a biology class that covers puberty, or ask your health teacher.
in our modern age, food & environment (among other factors) messes up children's hormones, and almost all girls (even khv) take birth control (aka hormone therapy) to regulate their menstruation.

>>34973219

You seem to be getting messages from a plank or board wearing a dress. Tell it to knock it off.

>>34976540
Is Chloe Moretz a powerlifter?

>>34977125
>told to take birth control by jews in order to keep them degenerate

>>34977221
>>34976540
Is Chloe Moretz a polarbear?

>>34973219
>cute Asian girl
>has shoulders like Michelle Obama

>>34977387
i know one just like that as well. she says she does archery but it looks more like she's a starting linebacker

>>34976324
7 minutes is not a long time. First time had sex I couldn't even cum. It took me till the 4th time until I was able to cum. And it was after about an hour of fucking. Although I found out it's hard for me to cum. It sucks ass, I wish I could cum faster.

>>34973219
Race traitors deserve death

>>34978384

Were your circumcised? The foreskin is the main erogenous zone of the penis and in a large study, cut guys were more likely to have a hard time reaching orgasm (but not less likely to experience premature ejaculation)

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OP tell me more like how long have you been talking to her and hoe did you first meet? I've been coming out of my shell lately and I must know how to lead things to this

>>34978520
That's the thing. The Jews never got to me and I'm intact. My head is really just not very sensitive. Plus I have to go very slow rythm. Easiest way for me to cum is if the girl is riding me and is going slow. If I'm humping somewhat fast, I can pretty much go indefinetly.

Tell me it's fake, op