Vocaroo Thread

http://vocaroo.com/i/s04StleHlTQk

I'd post a vocaroo but I always kill these threads.

>>34969632
there's no thread to kill, do it faggot

>>34969622
Are you doing a butthead impression?
>>34969551
For some reason your voice made me think of the word "jew." I can't explain why. There's some kind of quality in it that reminds me of like a teacher that's into the politics of teachers, and not so much the teaching part of it. Aristocratic.

Anyway, here's me singing a dumb song. Feel free to rip me to shreds.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VCaRxJVMlt

>>34969768
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OQbjtfBQVr

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>>34969622
It was funny, deep, and kinda smooth. Sounded like an amateur's impersonation of the first OLd Spice guy.

>>34969768
>tfw you're a /pol/lack but get called a jew.

Nice that it's high class sounding though.

I'm not a musician or a fan of guitar music, but for what my opinion's worth that was pretty good. You carried the high and low notes part well (Trying to describe it as best I can).

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mDRoI6loWQ

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0a6VEMk8qGM

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>>34969551
http://vocaroo.com/i/s096cELP1Lnj

>>34970200
It sounds like you have a lot of trouble modulating the tone of your voice. Like you're not sure how you should sound (more than likely because you're not used to speaking to nobody in particular through a microphone).

>>34970200
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1h9uR1PP7lY

>>34970354
>>34970542
Yea I think so.

I'm not some surfer tard, fuck off.

>>34970591
>I'm not some surfer tard, fuck off.
That's a bit of a rude comment.

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>>34970665
I apologize. Let's bee friends.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nV9EyhTlxL

sorry for the voice im sick.

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>>34970699
>getting sick

o hi dere

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UozJ45tDBG

More ppl need to give feedback pls.

>>34970055
Terrible.

>>34970200
>>34970354

Second this.

>>34970542
Went from surfer dude to southern back to surfer dude.

>>34970699
Valley accent with vocal fry when you say "Uhhh". Seriously, youtube search "vocal fry".

>>34970811
You sound a little nasally - kinda like a younger version of Ray Romano.

>>34970811
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11YUT5CUCmv

>>34970845
don't normally sound like that. I have that raspy voice because of my soar throat. Bu i live in canada so i don't think i have a valley accent.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qgknw1yosd

>>34970948
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cjmpYg6tcd

>>34970948
Ah. You can get it from watching TV. Valley girlisms are spreading through young people (Mostly women) that way. But if you're sick that's probably it.

>>34970994
Bad mic.

>>34971045
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0grI5PAvPkF

This instrument was a good purchase

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q0vrKsgaKj

>>34971139
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q0vrKsgaKj
Is that a fucking lute?

Where did you get it and for how much?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02lDwsZyVO9

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y4oipiosoe

>>34971798
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s02lDwsZyVO9
You're great. Love the accent too.

>>34971987
Thanks, the accent is one of the few good things I've got going for me.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Sjn9yj5MIt

>>34971798
British or Australian? Chicks over on the Male Sexy Audio thread over on /soc/ might love your voice if you read something for them and enunciated more and varied your pitch more.

>>34971847
Don't know what that's from.

>>34972420
A bit slow and slurred.

>>34972585
British, maybe if it wasn't three in the morning and I had more than a few hours of sleep in me I'd sound more lively.

I'm a bit sick but this is me reading the first paragraph in Lovecraft's "The Colour Out Of Space"
I hate my voice. It'll never be deep. :'( Why live?


http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WGGna33evN

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LVMayNMS7J

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Can any fembot say "Oh neon-kun, please lick my feet" for me, thanks.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cvMSv92rHy

Give me things to say in my voice.

Sample from previous thread:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F2fuBq3fwR

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>>34973690
A little bit nervous (Hope nobody heard)... but okie dokie :3

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qc6MMuW2rq

>>34974418
fable 3 was easily the best fable and you peasants need to wake up

please post things to read, im too autistic to speak without a script

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>>34969551
i always like to hear the disgusting voices behind the posters.

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>>34974418
"Hey daddyyy. Sit on your hands - I'll give you a lapdance.

I'll also give you a massage since you've worked so hard and been such a good provider.

You're such a good man. I REALLY wanna have your babies [Sexy Giggle]. How about after the massage we have sex... I'll even lick and eat out your ears like you like"

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TqCK1l7QYI

a quick freestyle for da gang

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>>34974717
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t0dmVW0ats

I poorly perform some of my favorite movie lines:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I1fpeNDXzX

It's painful for me to hear my own voice and I couldn't think of anything to say.
Comments/criticisms?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AXeoiFZdqd

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here's ma voice u guys

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PTcznfmED6

>>34975351
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AXeoiFZdqd
sounds like a normal dude

>>34975502
Cheers, I don't believe it, but that dopamine rush is prime.

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>>34975438
What made you come back?

Anyway heres mine. Plz rate

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ogIOvtNL6s