Robots/fembots, why aren't you in a intense bromance

Boy friendship is the most precious thing, robots please do this

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>>34966741
>Robots/fembots, why aren't you in a intense bromance with a cool friend?

because I don't know how to make/keep friends :(

I am. It feels good aye

because fembots aren't cool and boibots have too much resentment about fembots I think

I don't want or need an intense friendship, sounds like too much work desu

Used to have a sick bromance with a guy. Then one day he got all angsty and full of himself, couldn't deal when I called him on his bullshit, and ditched me.

Last I heard he put on a bunch of weight and alienated pretty much all of his friends aside from a tumblrcunt that was already married.

I kinda was last summer.
He's like twice my age but took me under his wing and became a mentor to me. I have him to thank for turning me into a normie.

>>34966741
>Robots
>Friends
Pick one.