/britfeel/

>>34963583
so is your dad

>>34963581
Yeah some people are too quick to scream NORMIE. Although the guys posting about their gfs and tinder should probably fuck off.

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Welcome to the jungle /britfeel/

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nowt gay here

>>34963614
This monster munch walks up to you and your girl and slaps her arse.
What do?

>on normiebook
>'So and so likes Persil' pops up in newsfeed
Why would you like such a thing on fb?

I'm going to the pub lads, what you all drinking?


Also, to the lad who had the girl from the anime club coming over, your plan is simple:
>Take a shower, don't forget to wash your fucking dick
>Watch ''Golden Time'' Anime, this will make her wet, with the ''love''

>Proceed to fuck her in the arse.

>>34963634
Money off coupon

>>34963611
if someone is constantly fucking girls or is bragging about having a gf then its fair enough but its silly when someone is called a normie for just having sex. anyone can have sex if they hard enough, and some people just get lucky.

Can anyone recommend me some good anime? I haven't seen much but I liked the Ghost In The Shell films, Ninja Scroll and Urotsukidoji. Oh and the original Guyver series.

Anyone know anything like those?

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Nice place for a few fags before I have to put my normie face on.

>>34963656
Not like those but The Castle of Cagliostro is one of my favourites

>>34963661
>put my normie face on
Why do you have to do such a thing?

Anyone else remember those Studio Ghibli weeks on Film4 back in the day?
If it was Studio Ghibli then why was The Castle of Cagliostro played during the first one.

>>34963695
not him but everyone has to put a normie face on or people will think they are a freak

>>34963695
Invited to a birthday thing for a friend. Going for food then to shit clubs

>>34963661
looks breddy nice
why you got to put the normie mask on lad
you the lad from earlier that had a party to attend

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what you doing this saturday night anons?

I'm having apple served with shrimps with a fizzy rainbow strip lining.

lost my battle cup on dota because the tidehunter on my team went afk. now i'm thinking about watching something

>>34963723
That would be me hombre

>>34963656
if you are new to anime then you should watch deatn note.

death note is a great gateway anime

>>34963730

Mmmhm, what are you hiding?

>>34963721
>shit clubs
Oh God. Good luck.

>>34963730
Are you 12 or something?

kek.

>>34963732
well ganbatte lad
get out for as many cigs as you can, get a bit of phone posting done, hopefully it won't be too bad. and if it does get bad
RUN AWAY!

currently sat in my room blowing bubbles, waiting for the anime club girl to arrive

this is going to be autistic

it already is

Where's the lad who might get laid? When's she coming over?

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>>34963755
23 going on 24
>>34963746
map of local canals and doxxed anons names

>>34963772
Are you clean? Also are you a virgin?

>>34963583
You start this thread, 16 seconds after the other one and with the wrong fucking picture. You're a fucking cunt lad. I swear down, fucking come round my patch and start a thread 16 seconds after the other one I fucking dare you, you pussy ass bitch. I'll fucking murder you

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Come on lads. What /drinking/ tonight?

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Is Sabre anon and Gamble anon around?


>>34963730
Good luck, have fun ganbatte
Maybe some red seedless grapes for supper?

>>34963735
Have you seen anything about the American live action? Meant to be coming out this year, the casting is terrible though. Keeping the original names too lel

>>34963796
i brushed my teeth and tidied up, its in gods hands now

maybe we will head to the bar, i hope we do because i cant do this sober

>>34963800
Yes, but who posted their thread in the old one? I did. Who was to slow? You did.

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>>34963803
>red seedless grapes

naturally, i'll keep you posted

>>34963815
No dude she's up for it just stick on some comfy movie and get to snuggling.

>>34963795
Ah I'm pushing 25.

Have a good night anon, I miss eating sweets

>>34963802
Asahi because I'm a snobby pleb.

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>>34963834
phew, what a good boy

>>34963842
>Ah I'm pushing 25.
25 people into the canal.

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>>34963611

There is literally nothing wrong with being a normie, or being an /r9k/ robot that has sex.

We are meant to support each other, not attack each other for it

>>34963802
I drank a litre of cheap Co-Op vodka yesterday. I don't feel like drinking tonight

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>>34963828
My thread was made first lad. End of. You were too fucking slow making a new thread 16 seconds later. Check the fucking catalog next time you paki fuckwit gay cunt

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>>34963583

Why are there a few people on brtifeel obsessed with the Ultra-Normie Shipman?

He had a gf (a virgin gf at that) and got married and had 4 children, and played rugby, and had a well paid job?

All because of some shitty forced meme, you've been tricked into worshipping a chad

>>34963887
Derka Derka

>>34963853
>There is literally nothing wrong with being a normie
Regardless, this isnt a normie board. You can be a normie and post here as long as you dont make normie posts, I guess.

>>34963887
>Check the fucking catalog
I did. Yours wasn't there yet. And don't go throwing accusation like that around.

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>>34963730
having my tea lad
>>34963802
red stripe
what are those like. i've had doom bar by the same brewery and that is fucking nice

>>34963838
im in my uni room, so theres no tv or sofa. ill have to improvise

>>34963933
Your bed seems good then, lad. Go for it.

>>34963802
White wine and stella . I'm normally an /ale lad mysen

>>34963933
Can you sit on the bed? Make things easier.

>>34963917
>I did. Yours wasn't there yet
Your response is so polite I have to rescind my last statements. I apologise for being so crass lad.

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Well last week I spilled tea on my laptop. Unfortunately the keyboard was intergrated so I now have to wait until an entire unit replacement can come from Europe. I'm bored as fuck but drink is helping.

>>34963900
I'm sure this gets answered every thread. Who would you nominate for our beloved mascot?

>>34963967
My heart is dropping just thinking about it. F.

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>>34962905
>tfw I've called the cops on parties in my building where I could smell weed before
Watch out normies

>>34963970
Ciara/Eliza probably, but then she's more /r9k/ mascot than britfeel specifically.

I suppose Hannah

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>>34963970
lethal dose of insulin

>>34963967
Spilled tea in mine before and I propped it on its side for a few days and then only the last column of keys on that side didn't work. Luckily it was one so never use like pg up pg down etc.

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>>34963847
you've been a good boy len *pats head*

>>34963986

Dunno if you saw my post last thread, but I got a normie sacked and arrested today for turning up to shift high

>>34963959
Thank you, lad. Apologies for cutting in front of you with my thread.

>>34963949
she said that she wanted to come over to see my lights, but also said she was doing shopping

girls surely dont bring their shopping to an autists room for a dicking

>>34964009
Yeah pretty much the middle section of my keyboard didn't work. It fucking sucks as well because if the keyboard wasn't fused into the unit it'd be a 1 hour replacement job reeeeee

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>>34963970
There is nothing in these eyes. Yet he's still fucking handsome lad

He wasn't Chad either. Hindley was just impressionable. He was more homo than hetero

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>>34964013
hahaha good lad, normies pay the price

>tfw listening to ELO
proper music tbqh

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takeaway wont be here for an hour i might actually die irl.

>>34963813
i havent looked into it but it will probably be shit. anime cant be captured in live action. the whole beauty of anime is how exaggerated things are in it

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>>34964067
>not listening to Redgum
Missing out on good music, lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd1EWSA4P5s

>>34963611
Because having sex is normie. It's what they do. Discuss it in /brit/ or reddit, this isn't the place.

>>34964065

A lot of normies in the last thread got very agitated, and was even defending a person showing up to work to operate heavy machinery under the influence of weed.

>>34964081
My curry is here in 25 minutes. 3 cans of stella deep so decent pace thus far

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>>34963900
i've known of him for years lad. don't live that far from todmorden so have known of the good doctor for decades
been a fan for a long time desu. but only found out about the lethal dose meme through here

>cut myself shaving and now I have a massive fucking scab on my adams apple

ffs lads why does this shit have to happen I'm already really self conscious as it is

>>34964081
I would give you something to have to help your appetite before it arrives smelly pre-cum and cum

>>34964103
I did mdma and got off with a girl in a club does that make me a Norman?

who /takeaway/ tonight

been living like a king since being made redundant and having to move back to my parents, video games, anime and takeaways nearly every day

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>>34963923
Quite tasty actually. It does remind me of an old united shirt that which is putting me off

>>34964153
Me, just trying to decide which type to get

>>34964147

Yes, yes it does absolutely

>>34964097
stop shilling this utter rubbish

>>34964153
Chicken methi and keema naan from the local Indian for me, what you having lad?

>>34964103
i smoke weed before work every day lad.and operate heavy machinery

>>34964147
yes, real robots are too anxious to go to clubs

>>34964147
>I do [extremely normie thing] am I a normie

Try killing yourself next.

>>34963583

Who richest britfeeler here?

Salary of 48k, and assets of about 580,000

>>34964185
>not liking redgum
And you call yourself a Brit

>>34964170
But I'm still a virgin with mental health issues so I'm not a full normie

>>34964030
Unlucky lad. I was very relieved when mine worked (mostly)

>>34964159
noshing on a chinese at the moment
>>34964186
prawn chow mein with cha sui fried rice lad

>>34964193

Well you're lucky you have the managers you do then, come on my shift high and you'll regret it.

>>34964081
There's a place just round the corner from me that usually gets my order here in 15 mins.

>>34964225
ok
any jobs going, where abouts are you located. what's the pay like, are they any benefits, stock options owt like that.

>>34964013
What goes around comes around. Will your karmic retribution be that you turn into a smackhead because you got sacked for bumming yourself with a penknife in front of your teamleader?

>>34964207
60 quid a week bennies

>>34964084
Yeha I'm expecting it to be awful. The Japanese ones were shit, and this one is going to be even more stupid if they are keeping the names etc. Willem Dafoe is ryuk, can't remember who Light is being played by, L is black, misa is some brunette model/actress (she was the girl in Nice Guys I think)

>>34964271

Yeah quite a few going, just outside Leicester, pay is 10.25 an hour for forklift driver, no benefits apart from free meals in the canteen at lunch/dinner

>>34964081
stop eating so unhealthy chublord

no wonder azu got tired of you

>>34964302
That sounds truly terrible. Cant wait to see how they butcher L. At least the live action Jap version had a good attempt at him (imho).

>>34964217
Sounds lovely, I do like prawns desu

>>34964207
I've got about 1 pound 78 pence in cash and my assets include an Acer Chromebook, a hybrid bicycle and a few bookshelves full of books.

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>>34964012
so have you

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A thousand animals die in an act of unbelievable cruelty. Time for a cheep joke headline.

>>34964467
You would expect 3year-old chicks to look a bit bigger than that.

>>34964467

They're not even up for sale, the going cheep pun doesn't work. Fucking hell I hate that rag.

>>34964207
I have 12 euros

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Now on to this. Will report back

>>34964317
bugger. i'm quite far away desu. and i get 13 odd bong per hour
can't remember the exact amount.
don't really fancy taking a paycut and would be a nightmare living miles away. all alone. unless you wanted to house share. could cut the cost a bit.

>>34964467
>"Unbelievable act of cruelty"
>Better make a pun in the headline
Journos are scum

>>34963802
Drinking luke warm tennents. Left the case next to the radiator last night by accident. I'm actually liking it

/brit/ is really mean on weekend nights.

>>34964526
Absolutely savage you madman.

>>34964496
thought that said shipman on the bottle desu

>>34964467

>browsing the mail a couple of months ago
>headline about man with terminal illness taking his own life
>gif of said man taking a lethal injection just below

And that's how I realised I didn't need that shit in my life any more.

>>34964467
Upon seeing this image I felt the need to shove a few of them up my bum. Furry yellow little bastards.

>>34964527
What did they say to you lad? Could cause a civil war if you're not careful

>>34964580

Are you Paul Dacre?

Lads! I found why asians probably prefer not to chance pooing in the loo

http://thestudyabroadblog.com/using-asian-toilet/

>>34964580
Have some tofu to stop your horns showing lad

>>34964623
that's china lad not india
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
D E S I G N A T E D

>>34964660
On a serious note, I've been to SEA and India and if there were public toilets to be found they were those squat toilets

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>>34963923
For my tea I've got Ragu alla bolognese with a glass of Pepsi Max and potentially a Blue Riband for my dessert as it's a top tier biscuit

>>34964620
Sometimes.

>>34964636
I don't know what you mean. I just wanted to put some of them inside my bum. Perhaps rub the underside of my knob on a few others.

>>34964688
That's because the only people who shit like we do are us westerners. Everyone else squats

hot fuzz is on itv2 lads

>>34964207
kek 60K and I'm 24
muh tech industry

>>34964717
I'd rather shit wrong than deal with those barbaric unhygenic pits

Genuinely revolting experience, felt like taking a time machine to the days when everyone just threw their shit out of the window with the smell

>>34964467
>unbelievable act of cruelty
i bet someone just forgot a box of chicks when they were loading the chicken van or something

>>34964729
What do you do with it, lad?

>>34964749
We don't shit wrong. We shit in those most hygienic way possible

>a lot of this last season is about smashing the patriarchy

http://411mania.com/movies/tatiana-maslany-on-orphan-black-at-wizard-world-a-lot-of-this-season-is-about-smashing-the-patriarchy/

D R O P P E D

>>34964758
Either that or the universe "spontaneously generated" them for no reason at all, just like it does with Norwegian lemmings. Norwegian lemmings are spontaneously generated in the sky.

>>34964767
sit on it, I have a one bedroom apartment with hardly any shit in it so I can move when I want. The area of work I'm in is proned to relocating as you can be offered a 20 grand payrise at another job even if you've only been with your company 3 months

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>>34964818
>watching it in the first place

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>>34964822
>Norwegian lemmings are spontaneously generated in the sky.
right

>>34964804
I would prefer to shit in a hole I've just dug then cover it over again with dirt if it meant I could have a log cabin in the woods 50 miles away from anyone or anything.

>>34964688
French have them too you know

>>34964729
Can I borrow 20 quid to buy a hamster?

>>34964854
Look it up if you don't believe me.

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Hey does anybody have 150 quid they can lend me so I can set up a cricket farm?
Promise i'll pay you back next month when i start selling them

>>34964940
Kek. I remember that guy. Funny story.

>>34964696
i had the meditaranian bread things with nutella on top for pudding. breddy nice desu.
blue riband is a good choice of biccy lad

>>34964157
will try a sharps brewery medlee next week i think. get paid on tues
yaay. money again

>>34964207
salary of 317 neetbux per month

assets of about 2000 quid (including clothes and computer)

>>34964818
>feminists smash patriarchy
>society/civilisation crumbles
>women find themselves unable to function in the post-apocalyptic anarchy
>become like cattle, passed around, traded and fought for between wasteland tribes
>patriarchy rules once more
>feminism takes ~1,500 years to recover
Brought upon themselves.

They're literally trying to win a game of jenga by removing the bottom 3 levels all at once.

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Mate invited me around for Jamaican Curry, lads

>>34965131
So? Are you going to nosh him off?

>>34965131
Smashed my curry lad, I'd love to try some of that if I had enough room

>>34965131
why don't you grab his arse for a laugh ha ha

>>34965091
I honestly dont know what they want. They always speak in such vague terms. More girls than boys are going to uni, so it's up to them if they choose to take a STEM degree/get involved in politics or take gender studies/drama and join the 'underpaid' masses.

>>34965131
>having a black friend
Aww. Cool.

Black former colleague had an erection at work and I was trying to look anywhere but at him haha. Hnnng.

>>34965188
>aw cool
I'm literally shaking at how racist you're being right now.

>>34964112
hope its nice
>>34964137
thanks lad :^)
>>34964249
lucky
>>34964342
dont bully me you cucklord, i save muh cals for this.

eating my curry rn its very good lads.

>>34965231
I'm not. Having a black friend sounds neat.

>>34965231
you should maybe try visiting tumblr friend :^)

Gonna watch TDKR with my sister. She's never seen it before so I'm excited for her to see the ultimate meme-machine of a movie.

>>34965243
It was proper lush, enjoy yours m8

>>34965231
ask him if it was him or one of his monkey friends who stole my bike

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>>34965131
>>34965161
Going well lads.

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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=588750016

ignore this post

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>quit smoking weed and fags months ago
>regulary go to the gym since then
>stopped fapping...true story
>been going to church
>tfw no catholic qt gf
>don't even drink alcohol
>recently got in contact with a counselor, haven't heard from him in a couple of weeks
I'm not sure if it was worth it, certainly feeling healthy and mindful. Still incredibily unhappy though, IT'S NOT FAIR

>>34965231
sounds like early onset parkinsons to me

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>>34965164
Tried to shove my thumb up his arse before he moved.

>>34965332
looks good
is it goat?
where's the rice n peas

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>tfw not made for love

>>34965339
let me cum inside you ebinanon

>>34965437
tfw, sat with catto on my lap thinking he's the pnly one that'll ever love me. n then it's prob only because i feed him

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>>34965416


Looking good desu

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>>34965458
very lewd anon

you didn't even say please

>>34965412
ha ha grab his crotch lmao
he'll be laffin

>>34965515
looking v good lad, you having rice with it?
i like curries with homemade chips desu

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>>34965525
I will cum inside you lad.

>British "women"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MENrT5SuimU

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Yank and brit bfs are pretty cute together t b h.

>>34965525
p-please let me cum inside you now, my dick can't take it

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think I've finally found a waifu despite not even liking anime lads

cute

Meant to post the youtube link too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D90CsmtaNs.

>>34965598
And who is she, lad?
Can't be that snake.

>>34965574
why does every chav have that shaved sides long on top haircut? it looks stupid as fuck.

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>>34965339
>tfw, need baby oil to stimulate my helmet
cutfag so no skin to rub over the top. lube up the hand and get rubbing.
fuck it, splif time then off for another wank

>>34965649
I like it

reminds me of the SS/hitler youth

>>34965552
Rice and his ''secret ingredient sauce''

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>>34965614
miia

what's wrong with that snake?

>>34965574
not bad, but really weird that they're all like 11 years old

feels like it should be a comedy sketch

>>34965707
regae regae sauce?

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>>34965586
>>34965604
Fuck off. Stop pushing your homosexual agenda on us.

>>34965598
so am i next on the it list?
kek

>>34965721
Already taken, mate. And Sneklad is a decent bloke.

>>34965725
That's the one.

Ya man

>>34965747
>Sneklad
who dat

>>34965776
You're clearly new then.

>>34965795
i've been posting here on and off for over a year, just don't come here regularly in recent months

>>34965747
you don't have to jump in and defend me lad
>>34965776
he's nobody, we're on an annoymous website lad. like who you want to like

>>34965823
he's only been referred as sneklad in the last couple of months so that explains it. Anyway Miia is already taken.

>>34965738
Pretty sure I meant to post it for the other gaylads with little regard how you'd feel about it.

>>34965843
You're clearly not sneklad.

>>34965721
Should have made your mind up earlier lad.
can't claim her

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>>34965554
FUCK OFF I SAW HIM FIRST KEK

>>34965932
you'll have to fight me first for his holes

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What the fuck is with the ending of evangelion? I've never been so annoyed at a show before.

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>>34965976
You're clearly an idiot, mate.

>>34965795
>browse britfeel for a couple of years
>leave for a few months
>start posting again
>people start calling you a newfag because you don't know the flavour of the month posters
This'll probably be happening when I'm 45 and still posting here too.

>>34965945
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>>34965554
>>34965525
>>34965458
what the fuck happened to this thread degenerate faggots

>>34966017
spending an hour watching shinji have an existential crisis is not particularly entertaining.

>>34965976
i thought that was a dick and varg had nudes for a second

>>34966045
>what the fuck happened to this thread

hello, newlad.

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>>34966029
>This'll probably be happening when I'm 45 and still posting here too.

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>>34966045
this webm will explain everything

>>34965976
they ran out of budget, so they spliced together a load of spare footage they had and turned into an artsy, existential cumspurt

still, i like it - it's far better than the evangelion movies

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>>34965866
i have been called sneklad in the past. i was getting at the point of
>i'm not the only person that's going to like her

>>34965945
Dont think I wont for his sweet boipussy

>>34966089
it was never this bad before mate and you know it

>>34966119
You got to pay the troll toll to get in to that boys hole
you got to pay the troll toll to get in

>>34965554
>>34965932
>>34965945
>>34966045
>>34966103
>Wanting to fuck mold anon in his hovel of a terrace

lads...

>>34966103
all I see is a qt grill m8 ;););)

>>34966118
glad to see /britfeel/ has good taste for waifus

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>>34966118
>abeautifulpiccy
You're far too kind

>>34966149
i have a fetish for strong smells and slobby people :^)

>>34966149
He just needs help lad

>>34966212
we all know you're a disgusting pleb with your daily takeaways and piss fetishes jun

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Hey, do you guys listen to music? what are some r9k albums?

>>34966285
oh you dont know the half of it lad hahaha

I am a beautiful god though :^)

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>>34966326
Oregano lad orwgano

>>34966103
Honestly, if you take away the dick, that's just a girl.

I refuse to buy into the argument that this sort of stuff is gay.

Just one a marble from a stream. Feels good man

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>>34966326
i mostly listen to these. anyone have any recommendations?

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>>34966373
and this, not gay in the slightest
>>34966149
stop it, don't bully people the pics make it look a lot worse than it actually is

>>34966425
If this gay I don't not wanna be gay

>>34966520
Being gay is a choice anyway, lad. It's a choice with Satan.

>>34966425
>tfw have no interest whatsoever in getting fugged by a ladyboy, but still want to give one a blowjob
I don't like the idea of getting things put up my butt.

Asked for a large chips and sausage from the chinky. They're shutting so my portion of chips was HUGE.

Fucking ate the lot lads, wolfed it down in no time. There goes the 'diet' lads..

>>34966326
been listening to loads of radiohead recently desu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HimvFbossU8

>>34963583

>Have to be up at 4:45 for new wagecuck Sunday job
>Its 11pm and can't get to sleep.

I was wondering whether the whole traps thing is just a meme spouted by a vocal minority or if /r9k/ and specifically /britfeel/ really does overwhelmingly want to fuck girls with dicks for some reason.

Would you have sex with a trap (attractive male-to-female with penis)?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12368172
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12368172

>>34966326
Pretty good list, Relationship of Command is my favourite album and Taking Back Sunday are a bit of a guilty pleasure. As for /r9k/ albums

>mewithoutYou - Brother, Sister
>Aesop Rock - The Impossible Kid
>Weezer - Pinkerton
>Deftones - Saturday Night Wrist
>Giles Corey - S/T
>Jonwayne - Rap Album Two
>Touche Amore - Parting The Sea Between Brightness and Me
>Ween - The Mollusk
>Earl Sweatshire - I Don't Like Shit, I Don't Go Outside

>>34966812
>Have to be up at 4:45 for new wagecuck Sunday job

Hope they're paying you well for that lad.

>>34966816
Too many options. Should have just gone with yes/no/maybe

>>34966827

9 bong an hour, which is good, but its in a freezing cold factory

>>34966864
jeez, and i thought i was getting screwed over working for 13 bongbux an hour doing the saturday/sunday night shift

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13 days since I talked to my oneitis.

>>34966826
Shit anon, thoses are some pretty r9k albums, you got a four by four you want to share?

>>34966816

This traps meme is something that baffles me, on average at any given moment, there are more trap threads in the /r9k/ catalog than the /lgbt/ catalog.

What baffles me even more if that they post on /r9k/ rather than their designated board.

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>>34966894
Tell me about her anon <3

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>>34966897
Here's one I made for a /mu/ thread the other day

>>34966877

9 bong an hour in boston is a fucking miracle.

>>34966916
/lgbt/ is for gay stuff though

>>34966973

like traps

Why does /diy/ or /v/ or /int/ not have hundreds of trap threads?

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Who Christain here?

>>34966996
Traps aren't gay though.

Turns out that wasn't an original comment.

>>34967050
"Traps aren't gay" he says while gobbling cock

>>34966103
Wh-who is she anon?

>>34967076
Traps are 95% feminine and 5% masculine. Take away the dick and they're just girls.

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>>34967050

Can someone explain the traps aren't gay meme?

Is there some kind of running joke that I've missed?

>>34967108
the only reason you'd ever prioritise a trap over a non-trap is for the cock though, so you're only interested in the 5% that is masculine meaning you're a homo.

>>34966185
just being honest lad. loved yours, and the 1 lenlad did t.b.h.
and i fucking adore knighty knight, senpai

>>34967108
You've clearly never heard/smelled a trap's farts.

The male digestive system is definitely different in some way from the female one. When girls fart it's just a little *poot* unless she's ill or something. When guys or traps fart it's a massive *BLAAARRRRRTTTTTT* that stinks like fuck.

>>34967108

Take away the dick, and the testicles, and the testosterone flowing through their veins, and the Adams apple, and the masculine jawline, and the extra rib, and the hairy body, and lack of vagina/ womb

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>>34963730
Never too old for sweets, I had my mum buy me a big bag of haribo last week.

>>34967109
I don't get why people claim that traps are gay. Do you know why they're called "traps"? Because they look like girls to you, and it's girls that turn you on.

Are you gay if girls turn you on? Obviously traps have dicks too, but that's just a small part of them.

>>34967109
Tranny fuckers delude themselves into thinking they aren't homosexuals

>>34967171
>Are you gay if men turn you on? Obviously men have dicks too, but that's just a small part of them.

>>34967151
>and the extra rib,
Women are the one's with the extra rib

>>34967151
>>34967231
Men and women both have the same number of ribs you fucking spastics.

>>34967255
Except they don't, dumbass. Learn your history

>>34967279
>History

What the fuck does history have to do with it? I spent enough time studying biology to know.

>>34967311
i'm sorry the education system failed you so hard :|

>>34967311
>enough time studying biology to know.

Yeah, and not enough time reading the bible

>>34967311
Heathen detected. Just more proof science turns you gay

>>34967352
>>34967384
I'm aware of what it says in the Bible. It's not hard to disprove it.

>>34967171
vaginas turn me on. not penisies. I wouldn't fuck a trap because they have a penis which a massive turn off because I'm not fucking gay.

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>>34967401
Fun fact: this has NEVER been disproved. Scientists BTFO

>>34967417
Vaginas are kinda gross though - have you ever actually looked at one before?

>>34967417
>I'm not fucking gay
That's what your kind always says

>>34967171

If you want to have sex with a man, even a man with a wig and breast implants, you're gay

>>34967464
Maybe not by you. If you'd ever touched a girl she'd be so fat you'd never feel her ribs.

>>34967401
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>>34967464
The bible never says it applies to everyone. Just that Eve was made from Adam's rib.

>>34967466

Much better than a man's arse.

>>34967491
Incorrect. Matthew 4:16 confirms the truth

this alternative facts 'scientist' saying women have the same amount of ribs as men lmao

>>34967503
Especially seeing as shit comes out of there.

>>34967527
Matthew 4:16 is
the people living in darkness
have seen a great light;
on those living in the land of the shadow of death
a light has dawned

>>34967533

All kinds of horrifying secretions come out of vaginas though

There's a whole industry of "feminine hygiene" products solely for maintenance of that festering orifice

>>34967559
vaginal discharge and mucus are normal and not particularly offensive. any worrying secretions are unusual and most women don't have them. a man who has been mutilated and thinks he is a woman will always shit.

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>>34967466
of course I have. I don't think they're gross at all. if you do then you're probably gay.

>>34967543
>he actually bothered looking it up

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>>34967617
Spoiler this shit please some of us don't want to puke.

>>34967615
>cunt dribblets
>not particularly offensive

Normie party is going ok. No where near drunk enough but we're heading to shit clubs soon. The real challenge has yet to begin. Im trying to guide them to somewhere with beer on tap though.

>>34967658
they don't smell or taste of anything much and consist of a small quantity of clear liquid. semen is a lot worse, which you will also have to deal with (as well as shit) with traps.

>>34967676
You're going to a club where they only sell cans of Carlsberg for 4 quid. And you'll pay it.

>>34967676
Take an E at the club.

What do you do if you want to do something but people would be disappointed if they found out you did it, and you'd probably be a bit disappointed in yourself too, but it would feel good?

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>>34967646
if this doesn't turn you on then you are definitely gay

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>>34967774
It actually doesn't, I did suck a qt boi off a few months ago though and that was pretty great.

Who is the biggest loser here? I think it must be me.

>I'm 31 years old. KV NEET.
>The last time I spoke to a girl was when I was 15 and we got paired up in home economics class. It did not go well.
>Since I left school, I have left the house a total of 14 times - less than once per year.
>I masturbate up to 7 times a day, to extremely shameful fetishes
>When my mum and dad leave the house, I dress up like a baby girl because it turns me on. I am sure they have found my baby clothes but say nothing.

so who wants to see my willy desu

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>>34967774
if this turns you on you're gay

Arsenal is making it hard to find reasons to live lads

>>34967873
aye show us lad

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>>34967849
>>34967875
so you'd rather fuck someone like this "trap" than the girl I posted? well alright then but I think I'll stick to pussy

It's that time again.

evens, go to bed
odds, get drunk and play illegal vn

>>34967873
giz us a sniff

>>34963583

How do I make a bit of extra money on the side? Only like 100 bong a month

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>>34968029
>>34967924
okayyyy but nobody has ever seen it before please be kind.

>>34968150
Impressive length but lacks girth.

>>34968112
matched betting

ORIGINAL CONTENT IS IN THIS POST

Ebinanon please take my virginity

>>34968209

That was actually the best possible suggestion, but already done that and all of my accounts for nurfed

>>34968174
thanks desu I thought it was underwhelming in every way

>>34968272
fight me for him irl

>>34967875
>>34967774
WAT DO BOTH TURN ME ON AAAAAA

>>34968209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCKT6ukArhw

put a monkey on it
MONSTER MONSTER MONSTER

>>34968420
well then you're bi obviously

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>>34963583

Shipman was pretty much a saint

>>34964302
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>>34965246
>black
>black
>black
>black

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIW9sL-Yf6Q

>>34968284
how much did you make lad?

>>34967774
She's hot, but seeing her minge is not hot

>>34967774
I want to bury my face in that.

>>34967875
Source pIease

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>>34968796
Source is in the corner

>>34968556
Harold Shipman, Patron Saint of Euthanasia

i secretly want to rule the world, and im delusional enough to believe it could become a reality

anyone else delusional in a similar manner?

>ikb4 - you're autistic

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yummy yummy yummy i've got cum in my tummy

tfw ate too much sweets now feel fat and sick

Finished watching TDKR again. Have to say, memes aside, it isnt a great movie.

>>34969429
>i secretly want to rule the world
Maybe you're just Jewish?

>>34969429
i kind of want to be an "intellectual" and go on telly or give talks for audiences and stuff

but i'm far too much of a lazy shit to actually get into academia or anything

>>34969486
I've still never seen it and I loved Batman Begins and TDK. All I've seen is the Baneposting scene.

How long should a person resist temptation? If indefinitely, why? Alcohol demons buzzing in my ears again desu

>>34969625
>Loved the first 2 of the trilogy
>launched a thousand memes
>hasnt seen it
Why?

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>>34969486
I've only ever watched the bane scene (about 500 times)

>>34969684
I don't know 2bh. Kinda lost interest in all superhero movies at a point. I ended up watching Avengers 2 in the cinema and thought it was shit.

>>34969710
uhhh you don't get to bring morphine

>>34969625
>All I've seen is the Baneposting scene.
only bit worth watching tbqh

why is baneposting so fucking funny? still makes me laugh 5 years later

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All I've done today is sit in my chair and feel bad about myself. I cried all day yesterday, but couldn't muster a single tear today.

>>34969604
>Maybe you're just Jewish?

nah. im white, i am descended from royalty though

>>34969624
>i kind of want to be an "intellectual" and go on telly or give talks for audiences and stuff

sounds good

>>34969909
I kind of know how you feel.
I cry about once a year to get it out of my system.

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>>34969909
>tfw bottling all of my emotions up and letting them fester until they start to overflow
>tfw pro at hiding my sadness from normies via multiple layers of irony

I only truly cry on my birthday or Christmas, usually out of sheer loneliness and self-pity.

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>made the decision to not drink/get high for once
>attain self awareness
>reach the point where the bottled up feels hit

>>34970041
>Needing narcotics to keep your feels in check

Weak.

>>34970086
I wish I was blessed with your mental fortitude anon.

In a club lads. Feeling proper wobbly. What should I do?