What's your excuse for not having a body like this?

a self sabotaging way of thinking because society never was good to me

>>34963316
I spend most of my life sitting and have the genes of a sickly skeleton.

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What's your excuse for not having a cart like this?

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>>34963316
>falling for the fitness meme

overactive thyroid.

>>34963349
Fellow hyperthydoider here. How does this affect us exactly?

I have a body just like that but fatter.

>>34963316
I'm on antipsychotic medication that slows my metabolism and makes me feel the urge to eat more

Do you fags have an excuse for everything?

I have a body like that. All I do is work out and shit post.

>>34963381
anybody that doesnt have a body like that has an excuse as to why that is.

>>34963422
post pic or your a lying faggot

rogiainot

>>34963465
Post yours fatty so I can laugh at your butter stains.

>>34963381

it's not our fault

i drink every night and working out hungover sucks

>>34963316
Because I'm training, anon. No way can you make any gains with your body fat that low. This man is either a model or a competitive bodybuilder doing his job. it's fucking February, come on...

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What's your excuse for not having a body like THIS

originalio

cause im waiting on my gear to arrive

>>34963548
Holy shit he gets so many women

>>34963485
figured you wouldnt do it

RETARD

>>34963571
>hes retarded for not posting himself on 4chan

anon, i have some terrible news...

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Because I'm lazy as fuck, and only leave the house for work/food.

>>34963316
Eating makes happy, dieting does not.

>>34963379
The fuck? That's advantageous, especially if you just started lifting.

>>34963316
Being 5'7, pectus excavatum, pale as Snow White, stretch marks from younger years.

>>34963316
because every time I train my immunity is lowered during muscle recovery and I cannot vape weed without getting lung infection. That is problem because I am addicted

>>34963316
if i was a neet for 3 years and had a gym membership and unlimited money i could achieve that, too bad i have to commute to uni 5 days a week and have 12 hour long days. i don't have an accessible oven and fridge freezer on campus to cook chicken

I'm 5'10'', I don't want to participate in any compensation parade.

>>34964076
It's not advantageous, I'm 300 lbs at 6"4.

>>34963316
>What's your excuse for not having a body like this?
I'm a poorfag and i dont have spare cash for gym.

gee, I dunno anon
maybe not going to the gym?

>>34963316
going to the gym is scary.

At least im not a fat bastard though.

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That I just started at an actual gym 2 months ago and have only been bulking for 1.

Besides, my goal body is more like Sanageyama (green hair)

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>>34963316
cause i'm working on it desu!

Food and diet is harder to maintain when your the only one that cooks in a house of five

>>34964901
His dick must be very small.

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>>34963316
this

also im lazy as fuck

>>34965495
Frankenbot :D

>>34963316
I like cycling and this body is not really optimal for that.
I'm lean, however, and going to the gym.

>>34965509
>Frankenbot :D
you're not the first one who called me franken-something :D

Why dont you have this body like here in this image where the guy works out for a living and cut his bodyfat to unhealthily low amount for the duration of this photoshoot. Yeah I wonder why faggot.

Otherwise Ive been building some muscle with bodyweight exercises at home aby working out semi regularly, still need to cut alot of sugar from my diet because i eat too much candy. Otherwise i would say im alot healthier than i was a year ago.

>>34963316
I think a body like this looks ugly

>>34965663
It's a low hanging fruit. But women do like scars, they are manly.

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I suffer from Chronic Laziness

>>34965495
Wow why'd you get shot? Just a dick?

>>34965752
You mean Activity Disfunction Syndrome? :^)

>>34965752

Also known as no self-discipline.

Just start taking some fat tubby baby steps make simple near zero effort goals and make sure you achieve them and work up from that.

>>34963316
I don't like food
I can't gain weight

I don't take roids because Im not a retard.

How about that? good enough reason?

>>34963316
The gym is the most boring thing in the world

>>34965863
Good goy. Keep yourself down like that and always stay a robot.

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I just don't want a body like that...

Is that a good enough reason?

>>34965859
>he thinks he CANNOT gain weight

>>34963316
An ultra-low bf% and big muscles is not a sustainable combination. You work out for years, "cut", look super veiny for a week, take some selfies, then gain a shitload of weight and look like shit again.

>>34965715
i've got plenty of scars. sometimes i feel i'm a magnet for accidents or i'm just jinxed. but no woman ever mired my scars, kek

>>34965792
i didn't got shot. i was riding my motorcycle and got hit by u-turning mercedes.

>>34963316
I started lifting last week OP, be fucking patient

>>34965891
Holy shit, this. At least when you run or bike there's something to see.

>>34963316
>my body can't gain weight
>i don't have time to go to the gym, let alone spend time prepping foods and eating them in order to gain weight with my body
If it means anything, all people in my work field seem to be skeltals as well.

>>34966001
I love lifting weights, but I must give that Anon right. You can hold such a form maybe 2 weeks before it get dangerous for your organs and your health. No Bodybuilder looks like that 24/7 the whole year. They start to keep their body fat extremely low 2 weeks before an contest and don't drink anything 2 days before to look even "leaner". The rest of the year they train normally and keep an body fat percentage of maybe 15-20%.

>>34966038
So you're just a dick.

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Too autistic/poor to buy steroids

I have to settle for this

>>34963316
I am not lazy to work out, and I have worked out before, I just dropped it because I have no motivation. If I get a better job in a big town, I'd start working out like crazy, since I'd have an actual future ahead of me then.

>>34967114
you look great, anon. don't do the roids. it fucked with my friend's head quite harshly, completely changed his mind.

I've been lifting for the past few months but honestly I think I'm going to quit soon. Gonna skip workout for today too

>>34967114
Mirin
notoriginalblox

>>34967164

Can you explain further what the effects were? Will they make me less of a pussy bitch?

>>34967114

Thats pretty /fit/

what are your maxs in the big three?

i bench 270, deadlift 455 and atg squat 300 (I know its weak) and i still look like a manlet

>>34967299
I mean a lanklet

I am 6ft 1 irl and 6ft 3 on 4chan.

so I am still a manlet

>>34964507
All you need is a floor and a pull up bar.

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>>34963347
>thinking fitness and health is a meme

>>34965892
I look pretty lean and have sizeable amount of muscle.

Looking like this guy is the whole concept of glamour, and lots of people would kill to have that body but not worth fucking up your htpa and other shit for it honestly.

Most people who go heavy on roids never regain back their actual test levels. Even with hcg and whatever else the fuck they do. You can't restore the natural balance once you fuck it up

>>34967332
My lifts aren't impressive. I'm 6'3 and I fucked up my ankle about 3 years ago.

>>34967252
he never was a pussy bitch so i can't compare. but he had that harshly honest and straightforward attitude without bullshit and that's what i liked about him.

that was when he was using some pills. then he managed to get roid shots and he became easily irritated by almost everything without any appearent reason. sometimes he's having roid rage episodes which is really annoying for people around him.

most of us non-lifting plebs ceased meeting him because of this. but he probably doesn't even noticed it because his lift buddies are supportive in this.

>>34967114
Nothing impressive sorry. Even for a natty. Achievable in six months of lifting.. and you dont even have to be that dedicated to your diet to look like this dude.

>>34967499
Let's see your physique and post your real height. Manlet gains are never impressive.

>>34967465
just good genetics I guess then

So, really, what are your lifts.

>>34967567
I don't max out much anymore on squats or bench because I home gym, extrapolating my working sets probably 300 bench, 330 squat, 450ish deadlift

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>>34964494
lmao

origiaenello

>>34963316
I have a body I like. I do either 90 pushups or 90 situps every morning. Being in a good physical state honestly is the bare minimum nowadays.

>>34967633


thats better than about 96 percent of virgin neets on 4chan. Good for you

i am hoping to get past my 270 bench, and start squatting over 300.

I am actually pretty happy with my deadlift.

why lift whens its all about height face frame dick and money (aka iq)

>>34965715
>women like scars
Not scars like that you retard.

>>34967957
Because maybe the act of getting fit is fufilling on its own and lifting can be enjoyable.

>>34963316
cuz im too stupid to find roids online

>>34967957
>tfw high IQ

Maybe it will make up for being a 5'11.5 manlet