/r9k/ Roll Call

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>>34963064
nigger 5 standing by

>>34963193
Nigger 6 standing by

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>>34963193
Nigger 4 standing by.

Runnin from the white man.

Dinosaurs are cool

Negro 7 standing by

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helo i am uregenil robit

I am just a normal passersby

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>>34963064
Robot #7 reporting in.

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Some jerk off reporting in.

>>34963064
Why did you make this fucking cancer thread

Kill yourself

sage

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>>34963064
TOppest tardman reporting in

>>34963064
wondering why this board has so many faggots

Is this shit original

>>34963064
jew one, standing by

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Whassap nerdz

Hello, friend

Let's conversate

What are we all up to?

NOW SLIDE TO THE LEFT
SLIDE TO THE RIGHT
EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS

>>34963064
look how fucking original this post is

Itt:Who knows continue

Heil

ok, i will post

>>34966226
>Now evryone clap their hands

You're not my father to tell me what to do!

happy to help with your roll call

>>34963064
i make pooooost

>>34963064
I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.

"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.

"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.

Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.

God I feel so great. l just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. l just about wept tears of joy.

l didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.

I'd write more but l seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.

>>34966346
Give her some sleeping tablets with a glass of orange juice

Rub whatever you'd like

traps are not gay, because they mostly look like girls

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YES HELLO THIS IS VIDEO GAMES.

DID SOMEONE CALL FOR A "VIDEO GAMES"?

>>34966380
It's gay, but not the same kind of gay

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>>34966380

Traps are super fucking gay dude.

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Anime poster 10000 standing by

>>34963064
Thete is a house in new Orleans

>>34966430
You say if a girl grew a dick it would be gay?

>>34963064
this is a stupid, blatant (You) bait thread.

but I will participate

>>34963064
Unit Alpha of the Nigger Corps standing by

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>>34966474

A girl growing a dick isn't a trap, a girl growing a dick is a futa.

But if a girl turned into a guy, yes it would be gay.

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>>34963064
SKITTY POSTER REPORTING IN

>>34966523
is a tranny less gay than a trap? since they're more committed to "being" a girl?

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>posters: 32
>replies: 37

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This is me reportin' in

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>>34966556

No, a tranny is still gay because cutting off your dick and pretending you're a girl does not make you a girl. I would say they're about the same amount of gay.

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>>34963064
just woke up from a 4 hour nap

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>>34963064
I want to hug every robot.
you dont even need to hug back.
I want to hug every robot.

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>>34963064
Cyborg #927 reporting in.

Depressive neet #158 here.

Count my loser ass in

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>>34963193
Original nigger, standing by

I don't know what to say guess I'll write some bullshit instead: I love ham.

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Brand new passfag here, I want to die already desu.

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I'm having sex with a chink and I like it

Meaningless shell to carry my broken conscience in, checking in

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dead normie meme, ready for duty

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>>34963064
Man, I wish Bites the Dust was real

>>34967556
I'm jealous famalam

>>34963064
just popping in after a night of wageslaving

dickhole fucking

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>>34966346

I would report you but I don't know if they'd ban me for report abuse as you don't give proof... so I'll leave this up for your local law enforcement or the FBI to find... stinkin pedophile. If you actually molest your niece I hope you get jailed for a nice long time.

Also, what gives people the impression they can literally admit they get boners for minors (being a pedophile), and basically lightly molested a kid and put this on here? I hope you're pedo baiting cause if not you're a real peace of shit.

>>34969103

Since it's your first day here

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

There's a reason moot added this. I would recommend you fucking lurk moar or go back to
>>>reddit.

>>34969367
But this ain't /b/ anon

>>34969419
and that ain't the disclaimer exclusive to /b/ anon

>>34969419

Yes we've already established you're new, it's ok you don't have to reiterate it.

>>34969103
wow this faggot got legit mad at a copypasta

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Resident ginger reporting in.

>>34964289
So I saw some things that you posted.
Were you speaking from experience?
If so, does your father know?
If the answers are yes and no, I'm disappointed in you.

I have to leave again, but I'd like you to answer me if you see this. I'll be back later to check.

>>34969103
https://copypasta.wordpress.com/category/lolicon/
it's over a decade old mate

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tried to post but got muted

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>5 hours
>53 ips
Is the uprising even possible?

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>>34963064
robot 55 reporting in

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>>34969582

Rare photographic evidence of anon posting in this thread.

>>34969574
Don't be disappointed! It's no and no... I was speaking from secondhand experience from friends (girls talk a lot). I've never actually had sex. and I've never talked to my dad about anything sex-related.

>>34969367
>>34969524
>>34969582

Holy fuk that's the second time I've actually fallen for a troll on this site... the first was with that "shit was cash" chad copypasta... I feel like a fool and I guess I'm going back to re dd it

>>34963064
origironi

Error: No text entered.

You're muted! You cannot post until 02/18/17 20:17:33, 1 second from now

>>34969749
56 ips now
we're mobilising
robot uprising when?

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I hate coming back to this board but I'm always gonna be a fuckin waste of life

Sad guy reporting in. The sadness comes on it's own and never leaves when I want it to

Millennial Generation robot (v. '86) reporting in.

>>34969913

Did you blankpost just to copy that anon?

>>34963064
>many
Passing bi

This is manlet 6, standing by

i am lurking when I should be scrubbing my carpet.

I'm about to eat so much food and also present.

>>34963064
okay ill do it

that comment was not original. please reply to this with pictures of your hair

>>34966346
I remember seeing this for the first time. Damn

>>34963064
cuando tus palabras de el mijo estan en los arboles de mi padre

>>34969848
Posting from mobile

Okay, good, you had me worried. I'm not gonna tell you who to hang out with, but girls with enough experience to determine which dicks are the best at that age generally don't make good friends in the long run. Wait until you're married or engaged to have sex, or you'll most likely end up regretting it.

Did you hug your dad yet?

When the robot came back in 2015 i really disliked the "original oregano oreg oregon" etc. and/or the gibberish at the end of simple posts, but it eventually grew into me. The gibberish not so much but i just love when someone finishes their post with "how is this not original" or make a new corruption of the original word ie: oreganal.

I spent all day trying to get from 2980 to 3000 on Overwatch before the season ends.
I ended on 2720

>>34969848
>>34970168
Are you still here? Also, don't be afraid to talk to your dad about sex. The more informed you are, the better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5y3NQi_RAY

Did someone mention a roll call?

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>>34963193
Afro Nigger Here'

>>34971341
Black Dynamite is that you? I haven't seen you since graduation, man. How've you been?

>>34969970
Yeah, just kept copying and pasting the mute until that showed up.

>>34970465
Same here man, it's comfy. Sometimes I put stuff at the end of posts on other boards as a joke.

>>34963064
all our base are belong to anon

>>34970134
Ching ching ching chong
Go back yo africa nigger

Don't get lost in the sauce senpai

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>tfw just intelligent enough to report in

forrest gump is a decent movie

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>>34963064
neil breen standing by

H-hey guys

How are you?

anxiety kicks in

here is another IP for your researchings my good man

>tfw even posting anonymously gives you anxiety

uh. yeah, hi

>>34963064
anon that tries to think of a witty name but only ends up nervously thinking and staring at the screen for 10 minutes #72 here

>>34970168
>>34971280
I'm here now! Yeah.... I actually have very little interest in sex right now anyway, and you're probably right.

I did hug my dad, and I told him I was glad he's there for me. it was a really nice moment. I'm not really afraid to talk to him about sex, but it's like... awkward to talk to my parents about it. that's not a conversation I want to have with them haha

>>34974453
Talking with your parents about it would be better for you than learning about it in sex ed, or from your friends.
Yes it's awkward, but it's part of being an adult. You don't have to do it now, or at all if you don't want to, but sometime in the next two years would be good.

hmmmmm
one more for the count

One more faggot, reporting for duty.

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>>34963064
Another guy with no use for this thing reporting in.

im here, i guess

>>34974225
you type Iike a faggot

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>>34963064
Pull up shoot, Jayson Tatum

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original IP detected

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Greetings fellow robots, how are we tonight?
I have a banana milkshake.

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As a NEET I'm poor, as a wagecuck I'm tired. The more I suffer the more I think death is the only escape. I will never be happy.

>>34974542
Mmm that's a good point. Ok. I'll try to make it a goal to bring it up before the end of the year. Late new year's resolution? ha

my gf hates me abbbb

Blazed njgga checking in

>>34975844
whatcha smokin?

Hey robot, whatcha doin?