The hardest thing in life

being a tall and manly mtf transsexual would suck pretty hard

Probably not as hard as trying to reach the top shelf without a stepladder.

>>34961729

Yeah, just being a tranny would suck.
But hey all you have to do is not be mentally ill.

Nothing hard about paying for what you want m8.

Except if you live in some shithole where prostitution is illegal, in which case I feel sorry for you.

>>34961799

Prostitution is illegal in all of North America. Also it doesn't count when you have to pay for it and she doesn't actually want to be there.

>>34961811

Escorts give sexual services too you know.

>hardest thing in life
muh dick

>>34961846

Uh wut. Escort = prostitute. Both are illegal. Both don't count since she doesn't want to be there.

>>34961852
>Not having erectile dysfunction in 2017

How did you manage that?

>>34961862

Escort isn't a prostitute. With escorts you pay for their time as opposed to just sexual services.

>>34961702
Why would a 10 fuck you?

Would you fuck a land whale?

Aspire to your own level you stupid cunt.

>>34962029

I don't think you understand the laws in America/Canada.

If there's an expectation of sex, and there is, then it's illegal.

No one pays $300 just to hang out with a girl for 30 minutes.

Good luck with that defense in court.

>>34961811
Not in nevada cuck

>>34962064

I didn't say 10. I said 5+/10.

Could you get it hard for a land whale? I can't.

Also my 5" dick would barely even get past the folds to even touch the vagina.

>>34961920
by fapping less niqqa

>>34962144

I only fap 2-3 times a week.

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>short and ugly
>trying to get girls

Like a midget trying to make it in the NBA.

I'm not saying don't try anything in life. I'm saying be realistic or you're just wasting your fucking time when you could be doing something else instead.

>>34962431

I know that logically. I haven't been able to play on a sports team since I was 11.

But it's easier to accept not playing sports. I picked up music and played instruments instead. One adapts.

I don't know how to adapt to silence my biological drive for sex or mating. Those are inherent and the most fundamental of drives like eating or drinking.

I don't know what to do.

can confirm. Only had sex with two girls, both fat. The first was pretty qt in a chubby way, the second was ugly and just out of pure desperation.

>tfw not even fat
>tfw never inseminate a slim 5/10

>>34962074

It wouldn't even get to court

>Cop: what where you doing with that woman
>Anon: just hanging out
>Cop: nobody pays a girl 300 to hang out
>Anon: I just did and you literally cannot prove otherwise

>>34962489

Yeah and that's why no guy has ever gone to jail for buying a prostitute listed as an "escort" on craigslist/backpage.

Oh wait. Police run stings that way all the time.

>>34962514

Do they?

I know they run street level stings like that for prostitution and kerb crawling but those are illegal.

The escorting grey area is less open to police manipulation and only a moron would get caught.

>>34962764

Yes. It is commonplace. You could probably avoid a bust by never agreeing to sex for money on the text messages or in person when you meet the girl.

But even then they won't care. The cops aren't judges. They will arrest anyone who responds and shows up and let the court sort out who can go to jail or not.

I would lose it if that happened to me.

Anyway, hookers don't count as stated since you're paying them and they don't even want to be there. What fun is that?

It's true for me.

School and life in general was relatively easy. I have a very high paying job despite growing up poor.

Girls? Nothing. Cannot ever get anywhere with girls.

I mean, I have been trying for a decade already. How fucking hard can anything else be than this?

>>34962431
>or you're just wasting your fucking time when you could be doing something else instead

like what? it's not like there is plenty else for a man to do, especially a lonely man without friends and family

>>34962896
Disagreed.

Right at this very moment there are millions of films, pieces of music, and books available to you via the internet. Just as an example.

Or you could simply decide to dissipate today. Darknet markets and your local liquor vendor will take care of that.

Get creative. Go on a walk and think about what you want.

>>34963035
>Right at this very moment there are millions of films, pieces of music, and books available to you via the internet. Just as an example.

Yeah and I sit on the couch all day watching them and browsing /r9k/ waiting to die.

It's not a good life.

>>34963035
>Get creative. Go on a walk and think about what you want.

I want to be good looking enough to be able to date girls and have a cute girl to spend my Saturdays with instead of alone on /r9k/.

Probably, but I'm tall and ugly, so it's not my problem.
Just wanted to say the girl on OP's pic is one of the most beautiful I've ever seen.

>>34963156
There's some stuff you can do about your ugliness.

Like plastic surgery, shedding body fat, a haircut that suits you, etc.

Most of that shit costs money though, so I guess you better start grinding shekels if you want a grillfran.

>>34963521

Already had jaw surgery. Got hair surgery planned next. Body fat won't really go lower than 15%.

It's much easier to make money than it is to be attractive to a woman.

>>34963566
Well you're doing shit to reach your goal, that is admirable in and of itself.

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>>34961702
Try being ugly and tall. Everyone will accuse on failing at easy mode when in reality height doesnt matter unless you're below 5'5.

>>34964182

Not really. 'Admirable' doesn't put vagina on the couch/bed at the end of the day. Being good looking does.

No one cares that it took a brutally awful jaw surgery to take me from super ugly to normal ugly. No one cares that I need a forehead reduction to get a normal hairline. No one cares that I eat healthy and exercise 3x/week. No one cares that I'm going back for a second round of jaw surgery.

All that matters is if your is good enough or not.

>>34964250

If you're a tall white guy, then yes you are failing on easy mode. You've probably never even tried.

>>34964374
>If you're a tall white guy, then yes you are failing on easy mode
Buddy, i live in all white country (not america) surrounded by other white country. My skin color has nothing to do with my success.

>>34964250
>>34964401
This tbqh. The other guy doesn't know what he's talking about.

>>34964401

Then imagine being a nonwhite in that country. Also what country?

>>34964425
>Then imagine being a nonwhite in that country
Then you have exotic factor.
>country
north european one.

>>34964450
>Then you have exotic factor.

LOLed. No one considers short ugly Indians "exotic". We're just considered unattractive.

If you live in a viking country and speak English you can literally move anywhere else in the world and have women on easy mode forever.

>>34964489
>If you live in a viking country and speak English you can literally move anywhere else in the world and have women on easy mode forever.
That's what you want to believe. Like i've said - tall and ugly.

>>34964525
>That's what you want to believe. Like i've said - tall and ugly.

Every single tall ugly white guy I've known in North America has had no trouble getting girls. At worse you can get a cute Asian girl. They will worship you solely for your height/race.

>>34963566
>It's much easier to make money than it is to be attractive to a woman.
duh

what did based Pablo Escobar say? don't chase after women, make money and they will chase after you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuEtyTJ0vX8

escobar was 5'5'' btw

>>34964554

I already make top 1% income. No one gives a shit. Pablo Escobar got women because he was a top tier drug dealer. Women like drug dealers. And drug dealers are constantly hanging out in places scummy women like to go.

>>34964544
>very single tall ugly white guy I've known in North America has had no trouble getting girls.
Show a pic of those guys.

>>34964544

hey there, it's me here, 5'10 hazel-eyed eurotrash immigrant

i've been bullied my entire life growing up in the states and women would always be laughing along with chad's antics. always. where are my free women? where are they?

>>34964608

I don't have pics.

What do you think I am? Some normie?

>>34964643

I have no idea how you fucked that up. You must have serious mental illnesses.

>>34964599
>I already make top 1% income.
what does that even mean? i assume it means you're rich

buy a nice car, a nice house, throw parties and shit, show everyone you're rich

of course no one will give a shit if you spend your time on r9k and don't interact with people you fucking idiot

>>34964711

It means I am in the top 1% income for my country.

I have a million dollar house though it's just a small bungalo.

Who am I supposed to invite to it? All the gorgeous girls I don't know? All the friends I don't have since I'm old now and they're all married and moved on with their life?

Money is worthless for getting girls. If I had a good face I could just make a Tinder account and that would be it.

>>34962074
>300$
>30 minutes

ayy lmao

>>34964763
dont you have colleagues or some shit?

>>34964912

No. Once you're a professional you're working with people who are 35-70 years old and have wives and kids. No one's looking to get together to "party on the weekend".

>>34961702
It's really not that hard, you just have to rape.

>>34964763

Also I remember when I was a teen and my parents were pretty rich. We lived in big houses. I tried to have a "party" at my house one year and no one except dudes came. Girls arent' going to your party if you're short and ugly.

That's just the facts of life.

>>34962472
Are you masturbating enough? I dunno it works for me. Find some good kinks and/or fetishes then beat your dick like a caveman.

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>>34965057

I used to jerk off a lot. I don't really do much of that because it's just depressing. I bought one of these and fucked it last week.

Not exact same model but same idea.

It doesn't fix the problem for me. I need human companionship/validation.

Still might buy a full sized sex doll.

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>>34965110

Looking at one of these.

It's a level of mental illness though to indulge I don't think one can recover from, so we'll see.

I'm 5'4'' and I consider myself pretty unattractive as well. I have fucked up teeth and I'm a shitskin too. Pretty much have everything going against me looks-wise.

I've had sex with two 7/10's and I've had the option to bang a few other 5+/10s throughout high school and college. Dating one of them now. All were either blonde or redheaded white girls that are usually taller than me by a few inches.

Learn to love making fun of yourself. Be generous without appearing like a pushover. Meet enough women, you will meet a few that don't care about height. I've generally been popular because I'm intelligent and nerdy but pretty chill and funny, so people have always liked me. If that's not the case for you, then try to change to be more likeable by normie standards.

>inb4 and then you woke up

>>34965570
>Meet enough women

How are you supposed to do that if you're not in high school or university?

>>34965311

Realistically this is my future.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2_m9vtB1cc

>>34965651
This, I can't help with. I was able to succeed because of my environment. If you don't have that, you're probably screwed

>>34962431

what if im tall but ugly, what are my chances?

>>34964250
>when in reality height doesnt matter unless you're below 5'5.
Total bs

>>34965815

>tfw screwed

>>34965890

Tall ugly guys do fine with women.

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I JUST WANT TO FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SOME TITTIES

>>34961702
Nigger. I am 6'0 blonde full hair and chiseled chin and I have problems getting any action. I try to fix my mind but its damn hard. I suffer from low social status.

>>34967630

Have you tried Tinder? Seems like a slam dunk.

>>34961702
Eh I used to bang hot chicks but I went bald and got fat so now all I can do is think of lost love

>>34967713

How did you do it before you got fat and bald? Are you a tall white Chad?

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I am 6'3", fit, 22, and I don't think I'm ugly.

Never had sex, nor kissed a woman.

It's not about looks, if you have no game, then you have no chance.

>>34968074

Again, did you use Tinder? DId you actually try cold approach? How many rejections and how?

>>34968132
No.
Yes.
She had a boyfriend (still gave me her number, probably felt bad for me.)

asdf

>>34968202

So you never even tried besides one girl? GOod job you stupid faggot it's not like there's an entire app made for autistic but good looking Chads like yourself to get laid.

Go fuck yourself.

>>34968234
I don't want to use tinder because all I see is bad things about it on here.

>>34968264

Bad things for those of us who aren't tall good looking white Chads shitbrain.

>>34968293
I'm too autistic to talk to women even through text. One once said "wow I've never talked to someone as writes as well as you do". The fuck does that even mean?

I'll try it when I get desperate.

>>34968449
>Chad
>on /r9k/
>not desperate

You need to go.

>>34968661
I can't be a chad if I'm a virgin, checkmate faggot.

>>34968835

All tall good looking white guys are Chads. Some just choose not to try. Like you.

>>34961702
Please post the source video.

>>34961702
What being a CEO? Manlet CEOs are rare af. Pretty mucus Chad profession>>34961702

>>34968449
>"wow I've never talked to someone as writes as well as you do".

oh the ironing

>>34970404

Yeah but who needs to be a CEO? You can be a doctor or a dentist or a lawyer and make top 1% income that way just by working hard.