be honest /r9k/, how many girls have you slept with ?

>>34960925
>be honest /r9k/, how many girls have you slept with ?
0
t. 24 khv

You got to be fucked in the head to ask this question on this board. Fuck off and die.

0.0 (approx.)

zilch. zero. nada.
t. 26yo khv

>>34960925
Three, not including my tulpa. Plus, every single time I had sex I was wearing a My Little Pony belt.

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0.
I've slept in the same bed with 2 other guys though, I need a lot of pillows under my head to sleep comfortably.

I think around 8?

I stopped counting way back when I was like, 16 or 17.

It's gotta be over a thousand by now.

1

not a lot, but not none either

One, hundreds of times

i havent slept with any women yet but ive slept with plenty of girls just one of the benefits of being a social worker.

>>34960925
7 women and 2 guys

2 from high school
2 from 4chan
5 from okcupid

>>34960958

We don't take kindly to your kind.

>>34960925

0

>>34960985
What do you do and how do you get to fuck them?

>>34960984
thats some bruce lee shit right there. anon

0
fuck me because nobody will

>>34960998
>2 from 4chan
teach me now

1
I've had the same gf since high school, 20 now

>>34960998
how did the ok cupid thing go, all in all ?
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>>34960925
actually 2, plus 1 guy
all were long term relationships and made me more depressed and anxious and suicidal than being alone, so that's worth taking into account
the guy was before i realized gay is sin and degeneracy
also had three one night stands with girls where i got part of the way there but failed, can't think about those without rage-cringing so hard i punch a wall or table

Somewhere around 9
one of them actually frequented /robot/

>>34960925

I think I know this girl's Instagram. Will post for rare Wojaks.

>>34961053
The first was terrible and I didn't want to. I drove 2 hours to see her after talking on aim for a couple of weeks and she jumped my bone after an awful date and she cried after I said I wouldn't be her bf.

The other one was the sister of the girl I met on 4chan. She was hot but with a goofy face, and they were both furries

>>34961053
Different poster, I've fucked a few chan girls too though.

One from /r9k/ (my waifu), one from /adv/ (jailb8), and one from /d/ (femdom sjw).

It's the same as anywhere else. Be attractive and have a good personality.

That meals being able to hold a conversation and make her laugh.

Feed her attention every day until she loves you then travel to where she is.

>>34961062
Mixed bag, they were all the shy sad girl type, and 4 of them were virgins. One dumped me to be a trans man, and only one I remotely considered marrying.

>>34960984
This,
orangutan, NOT ORIGINAL REEEEEEE

define "sleep with"

I've had penetrative sex with 1 girl
I've fingered a few others
I tried (and failed) to fuck this one girl twice and both times I couldn't get hard but she still spent the night so I count it (even though it's pathetic)

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>>34961114

I'm just gonna post it, I need someone more autistic than me to comb through all her fucking uploads so I know if its her or not. No white knighting faggots.

carrotriot

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>>34960925
1

>inb4 get out normie reee

I was a KHV until age 25. I'm definitely still a robot.

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About 20 or so for intercourse. About 7 more just bjs. I'm older than fuck and done with dating. Average number of sex partners for men is about seven google said.

23 IIRC. I'm 26

>>34961292
P.S.: I was KHV until I was 23. First real gf at 24, she was way fat but sucked cock like a champ

>>34961292
I refuse to believe that number is so low. That's probably from previous generations.

0 of course.

I don't know how much longer I can take it.

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>>34960969
>it's a sex addict turbochad
leave some for the rest of us you dick
>>34960925
0

I'm a wizard and plan to keep it that way.

3
yesterday my gf blew me in a parking garage

>>34960925
None but I got head from a friend some girl one once
It really wasn't that great
She made me cover my face during the whole thing
would have had a better time with lotion and my hand

1.

2 if hookers count.

>>34961144
>>34961117

a little more detail, now that i'm typing with a keyboard.

The furry girl was nice, and we had some good dates, but I fucked it up for a few reasons. First, after the one time we had sex, she asked if we could get her a bus back to her school, but I didn't feel like it, so she slept with me under protest, and then a week after I sperged out and told her I loved her, which scared her right the fuck off.

The okcupid girls started with one who put on a ton of weight right after high school. She said it was because of some antidepressant she was on, but all the weight went straight to her giant ass, because she looked normal from the waist up. She dumped me for a tall, long-hair guy with an acoustic guitar.

Next was Nat. She didn't have her picture up on her okcupid profile. She was from the Phillipines and had the gender dysphoria thing. I liked her a lot while we were dating because she was essentially a total bro with a vag she let me pound. We played smash and MTG and had a great time. Super easy to talk to. But she wanted to be a man and the sex made her feel conflicted about it so she dumped me literally the day before valentines day, and I had tickets to see neutral milk hotel with her, which I ended up giving to my cousin and friend from high school, who were dating each other at the time.

The next girl was a chubby tumblrina. It was a cozy 4-5 months with her but she got super jealous when i so much as mentioned another girl, and she wouldn't do anything to lessen the 1.5 hour drive it took to see her during the summer, so I ended it.

Then there was the girl i considered marrying. Best conversations, real competent and emotionally stable person, though she was super fat as a kid, had stomach surgery, and was still losing weight when we were together. She was still kind of a big girl, but she cooked healthfully and we did a lot of outdoorsy stuff. Broke up with her though, because she was going to spend a year in Spain.

>>34961432

Then the last girl from okcupid was literally autistic, and I'm ashamed to have been with her because it was so much cringe. After I broke up with her, she went willingly into the bedroom of her immigrant coworker and got herself raped (and got him deported), then later on she got talked into sex by another guy, got pregnant and had an abortion.

My thing with her was almost 2 years ago, and I've barely even tried since then.

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>>34960925
five
3 were gfs

>>34961323
Well I just Googled and a quick look at two articles on the subject (slate and salon) says average for men is 6 or 10 to 11 partners. Now we know some men have hundreds, some are 40 yo virgins. But most men are in the middle somewhere. I had a friend who dated/ fucked 100 women in a year. I had another who I only saw with one girl and then another girl he married. Different folks, both good people.

>>34960925

2, and in all certainty a 3rd after tonight

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>>34961117
Who would go and do such a thing?

>>34960925
Three from High School
One from UK College
One from /r9k/
One from University
One from a holiday
One from OKCupid
Another one from /r9k/

I've turned down sex explicitly once (lets go fuck), and implicitly a few more times (lets go back to my place/tent/somewhere quiet)

I've never had sex with a stranger, plus I lost my virginity 12 years ago though, so those combined I think makes my number not too slutty.

Of the woman I've slept with:
One is now a "man"
One became a stripper
One owns her own house at 25 years old
One is married to a fat black man
One unfriended me on Facebook when I kept laughing at her spiritual science and feminism posts
And, last but not least, I'm in an open long distance relationship with one

>>34960925
32, which is still low for me. That # is half of what it should be. I'm a failure, here's why.

Ok fine.

Ive slept with 10 girls. 6 out of 10 were chubby, 3 of them catfished me, 4 of them were pretty good looking.

I havent had sex for about 6 months now. I recently moved to a new state and none of these chicks seem to dig me. I need to go to a college town and do something

>>34961653
Time to leave

Not so original

Zero
Me and this one girl tried but she was too tight

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>all those normies

GET OUT GET OUT
RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I have literally slept with 6 different girls not including family members.
4 of which were drunk and in their undies
I'm kind of charismatic so some girls expect me to be some kind of chad that knows what he's doing and that is probably a good fuck.
I'm not.
I'm a KV.
I have never worked up the courage to make an actual move on any girl.

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NORMIE SCUM SHOULD DIE IN HELL

>>34961586
I have no defense other than that I was 18, horny, and recently broke up with a nymphomaniac who busted my nut 30 times a week and I was thirsty for action.

>>34961739
ponos and vagoo but forgot that you had to j-j-j-jam it in

>>34960925
The same number I have kissed so 0 at 21.

>>34961774
She was on top and we tried for a while she was nearly crying with pain, she has mild cerebral palsy

>>34961776
i wish i could say that i fucked every girl that i kissed. Good job anon.

>>34960925
Maybe two thousand, i don't know exactly

>>34961798
>she was on top
that was you problem. She's gonna wince when it gets too hard and back out. You just gotta get on top of her and make the plunge while she's backed up against the floor. It'll hurt at first then it'll be okay.

>>34961832
That was the only way we could do it, her legs don't spread far enough apart because of the palsy

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>>34960984
>>34961055
These. I'm going to fuck her hundreds more times.

>>34961214
>still a robot.
Were a robot. Ftfy.

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>>34960925
Would you kiss her soles? I would, I think they're pretty.

>>34960925
4, all been disappointing, didn't even cum

2. One redhed in high school. One Korean in college. Both were virgins. Those used to be the groups 4chan obsessed over, so I felt like a rockstar. But now I just feel like a born-again virgin.

30 something. Could probably be twice that but i refuse to put my weiner near chubby or unattractive girls.

>>34961933
>born again virgin

I totally relate to this feel. Think I'm going to remain celibate until marriage now that I've been blessed with this second chance at virginity.

>>34961940
>30 something
FUCK OFF NORMIE. DIE.

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Gotten two handjobs, slept with two different girls, idk if the handies count, so i'll say 2.

i also just want to assure everyone here that getting a girlfriend or having sex doesn't magically make you into an ultraconfident chadlike lady killer. i still am extremely anxious around women and have had so many cringy stories of me spilling spaghetti or getting ghosted after i had sex that it's pathetic.all it means is 2 girls were stupid enough to fuck me, that's it. i'm just like you

1, we just cuddled with my dakimakura.

>>34960925
0
I've been in bed with a girl before, but we didn't fall asleep or have sex.

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0
20 khv
there's pretty much 0 chance of it happening too
I've been thinking about what color wizard robes I want but I haven't made up my mind yet. I guess I still have a while to decide though so it's good.

Do you think gold trim on a wizard hat would look cool?

>>34962022
>it means is 2 girls were stupid enough to fuck me,
more like you're attractive enough to attract girls - you're not uggo.

two, in the past two weeks.
was previously a khv up to 19, somehow used tinder to get myself two dates.
For anyone that says it doesn't make you feel more confident that's true but it certainly makes you feel better knowing you no longer have the 'Virgin' label hovering above you.

Made talking to not just girls but everyone easier in my opinion.

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23...I think?? Idk I lost count recently.

Once I got a car and my own place the pussy faucet just started dripping non-stop. I've fucked 4 girls in current year alone since moving out.

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>>34962078
if that's the case then we should also factor in all of the girls i have failed with spectacularly. i can think of 9-10 since i've lost my virginity so that's like a 20 percent success rate.

like i said, they were stupid enough to fuck me

>>34962159
>like i said, they were stupid enough to fuck me
It's not like you've tricked them into fucking.

>>34960925
7. I'm 25. Though I've been with my current girl for 2 years. Lost my virginity at 18.

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>>34961454
Honey that wasn't rape. If you're in a man's damn living quarters as per his invitation with no pretense that he isn't going to have sex with you, you haven't got the right to deny that he's got MANHOOD and hasn't got time for autistic bullshit.

Does dreams count?

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>>34962077
>liking the blue wizard (g) set
Gotta go with black wizard (t) set

>>34962177
true but obviously there is something wrong with me if no one else is interested

>>34960925
0 (I think)

ORANGUTAN

>>34962223
The only way it could have been rape if he had some nasty shit in his bedroom that you couldn't have known when you fancied yourself worthy of his company. Like if he had dead bodies or a plethora of bloodied tools.

>>34962152
people told me that when I got my own dorm I would get constant pussy
didn't happen
people told me when i move out on my own I would get constant pussy
didn't happen
people told me when I got my own car I would get constant pussy
didn't happen

>>34960989
noice.
6 women and 4 guys but orgasms were only involved with the women because I was just curious about the guys and we would stop without getting too far.

I only fucked 4 of the women. I'm >30 I wish more but it's my own fault for getting into LTR after LTR with them.

>>34961080
It's okay, if you've already lost your virginity, having a greater number of shitty one-night stands doesn't make you less socially retarded or anything. Not even a great memory most of the time. I used to cringe at a chance I blew at having my first fuck a year or two early, but I don't care anymore.

>>34962253
>obviously there is something wrong with me if no one else is interested
That means you're constantly in wrong place at the wrong time.

>>34962270
This was assuming you were already ta;king to girls anon. You can't just expect them to walk on in.

>>34962266
Or I guess if you hadn't considered yourself a worthy mate because he had intoxicated you somehow with masochistic charm. And somehow were incapable of giving consent because in your head you had already fucking agreed to go beyond your limits in entering his bedroom. At this point you're as much to blame for any ensuing rape though.

>>34962279
I find that I am only attracted to twinky dudes. so the two guys I was with made the sex even more better than with most of the girls I was with. I still think about it from time to time how shiny and smooth one of the dude's asshole was. I'm married now and fuck my wife in the ass sometimes only to think about those twinks.

also the best part of those flings was because I was in a really small town and in highschool. walking passed the guy I fucked like nothing happened in the daytime gave me a huge rush

>>34960925
Zero, I don't plan on sleeping with any. I am deliberately do this because everyone seems so consumed with the entire idea of virginism.

Why are a bunch of Chads who fucked women on a board for virgins?

Do you relish in ruining communities? Have you set your sights on v9k or wizchan or robochan yet?

What does the "h" in khv mean?

>>34962405
Hugless.robot cmon!!!!

>>34962405
Maybe you should lurk more instead of asking questions that out you heavily as being a newfag.

>>34962405
Hugless
Organio

>>34962223
when she told me about it, I gave her my sympathies, but I definitely victim-blamed her. She was completely unaware that in some cultures, going into a man's bedroom and shutting the door is the same as giving consent, ESPECIALLY when there's a fucking language barrier.

I'm a bit more assblasted about her getting the abortion though, stopped talking to her after that.

>>34962405
handholdless/hugless, depending on whose opinion it is.

1 current gf
Im 24, should it be more?

none

i had a weird dream last night though, for some reason there was some woman with red hair that was letting me suck her tits for breast milk in an aisle of a store and then i was in a class room that had dolphin pictures on a projector or something

>>34960925
5.

28yo

Content herp derp.

>>34962461
>>34962279
>>34962152
Why are you on this board. Fuck off and leave you demons.

>>34962537
y u mad doh

>>34962699
He's probably mad because you're bragging about the sex you've had on a board for virgins. You shouldn't be here and you should be made aware that your kind completely nuked this website in 2015. You should honestly get lost.

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>>34960925
2
My ex and my aunt

>>34960925
4 prostitutes and 1 from r9k

>>34962718
where i the sticky does it say this is a board for virgins? I must've missed that my dude

>>34960925
Honestly over 10
I'm out of shape and super edgy, girls dig that I guess.

I'm 26 btw

>>34962417
Maybe you should kys you elitist faggot. Already got the answer anyway cunt

>haha I've only gotten laid like 4 times brah xD

Holy shit is this truly the state of this board? A bunch of fucking normalfags complaining about their lack of sex?

I leave for a couple of weeks and it's filled with fucking failed normies. Why do you faggots have to ruin every single thing? You come to our sanctuaries and turn it into this cesspool of normalfaggotry and other bullshit only to turn this once unique board into something that's indistinguishable from other boards you ruined such as /b/. You really think you belong here because you are slightly angsty when approaching a girl? You can't begin to comprehend the thoughts that go through an actual Robot's head because you lack both empathy and intelligence; you only care about your own basic bitch problems that literally every human goes through, and think you're unique for it.

>wahhh I've only had sex like 6 times this year
>wahhh I don't have a gf ;_;
>wahhh I'm an 18 year old virgin ;______;
You think that's suffering? You're a fucking tourist complaining about his ''hunger'' in a Holocaust museum. You're a fucking pussy who complains about his broken finger next to a cancer ward. You're a fucking spoiled piece of shit who complains about not getting an iPhone for Christmas when there's homeless people near you begging for a handout so they can survive the day.

Leave this board right now you intolerable fucking cunt and never come back.

>>34962799
I already had sex this year, do you want some pointers?

Honestly, I'm not trying to make fun of you.

>>34962757
It's this thing called board culture. It's assumed that you'd lurk. Culture is not directly written in the consitution. You can't go around telling women to wear burkas and denigrate them and say it's ok because it's not written that you can't.

Culture is a social contract, one you have breached. The unofficial edict here is that this is a place for virgins to share feels and generate OC. You, a normalfag (i.e. average retard who doesn't stand out at all) clearly don't understand this as you contribute no value outside of bragging about your sex lives.

You were never wanted here. Just like /v/ doesn't say you can't post stupid games no one likes, but shouldn't, /r9k/ doesn't say in the rules to not shitpost about your stupid gfs, but shouldn't.

You're an obnoxious wart festering on the back of every goddamn subculture out there. You killed goths, you killed punk, you killed grunge, you killed multiple genres of music. You're a cancer, and you need to be removed.

>>34962799
>Intolerable

Nice projection

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>>34962799
this

Just fuck off to /b/, /adv/ or /soc/

Ive lost count, most were sluts who weren't even that attractive but i was usually too drunk to care and i was attempting to become a chad. Then i realised chad is only happy when the slut is actually attractive and i stopped after that because I'll never become chad

>>34960925
I had sex with a 45 year old prostitute once.

That's all the sex I've ever had.

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>>34962799
>>34962834
It doesn't matter what you guys say. Normalfags may be annoying irl, but they are absolute pricks online. They get off to ruining this board and everything else desu. Until everything is one big ball of 'same' they'll never stop.

You guys should leave and come on over to /v9k/ where everyone else moved to in 2014.

>>34962873
/adv/ is where they belong but that's not 'fun' to them. They'd rather get a thrill out of demolishing unique communities further.

>>34962823
You think I need advice? I'm not a sub 100 IQ retard that only cares about getting laid.

>>34962837
Nice usage of words you don't know the meaning of.

>>34960925
counting escorts 10. Otherwise none.

about 30, 90% has been in the last 3 years.

>>34962405
>>34962419
>>34962412
i always thought it was handholdless. i've been saying i'm a khv but i've actually hugged a girl before.

>>34960925
zero

you should probably post your age as well, the number of women goes up as you get older so its hard to gauge how meaningful the number is without the age

as for me

>27
>put penis in 3 girls vaginas
>got a handjob and boobjob from 2 others

I didn't lose my virginity til I was 23 though, so a part of me will always be machinery.

>>34962380
Oh shit this is hot. I'm engaged now and I know it's the way to go because I want a family, not AIDS, but can't help fantasizing too sometimes about if I explored that side of life more. But, we only get one life and I can't juggle both lifestyles, so I had to choose.

>>34962380
am 2004 OG. you leave faggot.

clearly I messed up the post references there but whatever

>>34963118
it is handholdless. beware these god damn newfags. handholdless is a more romantic milestone than fucking hugless.

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I'm 25, orange ones were hookers. Stopped that now, not worth.

Even took a guy who was a khv at 21 to pop his cherry in Suzhou. He thanked me. In those kinds of situations it's probably worth.
He is now really confident and can get a 7-8 gf.

>>34961184
>>34961114
>>34960925

God i LOVE my smoking fetish. Thank you very much for this.

>>34961756
Can any of you describe how pantyhose feet smell / taste?

6

a-am I chad yet?

0.
19.5 y/o khv here.

Engineer. With (relatively) good grades.

Actually jumped in front of a car a while ago

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>>34963208
>the number of women goes up as you get older
>drilling past prime single mommies and other utter trash
no thanks.

2
21-years-old

goddamn that girl is hot

10/10 would eat

>>34964041
what state do you live in?

I want to shred your boy hymen with my vagina

>>34964208
Not US :^)

>>34962914
You're calling people who have attracted women intolerable in a long bitter rant. You're diverting the accusations of your conscience by pointing them at others. Textbook projection kid

1/infinity

origisfdsfa

>>34964241
don't send me a smug face you little shit

>attentionwhoring, traumatizing to innocent people "suicide attempt"

you're garbage anyways

>>34964281
anon wants normalfags to stop colonizing our board. we want a space without you morons trying to "relate" to us.

go back to your intro psychology class, dipshit

>>34964298
Thanks for these kind words, anon :^)

>>34963498
>being this autiistic


hahaha

>>34964316
I've been on this board from the first day and the last day before it was removed and the first day it was reinstated without the robot and the first day they brought the robot back.

So you'll have to deal with the fact that this board never belonged to the KVs

>>34964336
classic victim, do you have BPD too?

i'll stick to conquering lonely gamers, they're not damaged goods :^)

>>34964376
a failed chad hanging around the loser space, bullying them because of his own insecurities, is no special thing. fuck off.

>>34960925
Zero
20yo KHHV
I feel dead on the inside

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16. 14 if you're not counting two regrettable drunken experiences with fatties

>>34964386
No, I do not have bipolar disorder.
Have a nice time with them, I guess, anon :^)
>>34964427 try this guy, maybe?

>>34964405
I'm sure you'll be here forever, but I'll leave when I'm done becoming a man. Be patient, you'll be rid of me in time, friend.

>>34960925
0.

20 y/o level 1 KHHV, friendless, talkless anything-less.

> tfw average r9k thread is half full of full blown normans and chads who get laid regularly and bounce from old gf to new gf within a week
> tfw no one is telling them thanks for the input but please leave
> tfw so sad that no face

>>34960925
4 chicks, 2 older women
The older women were the best, feels good to have a sugar mama

>>34960925
0 you buck

anyone who isnt posting 0 should leave.

8 and I payed for all of them.

Kill me.

11

oreganaadaaa

>>34964867

Does it feel nice though to have a womans squish body on you?

>>34960925
25 yo, slept with 3 girls. Im practically a normie. i come here to hear funny terms like roastie and oneitis.

>>34960925
Do dominatrix sessions count?

Do I have to penetrate for it to count or is being facesat the same?

was an awkward af loser teenager
insanely self conscious and insecure
was kissless throughout entire time at school
had a couple kisses aged 17 just before i turned 18 due to alcohol enabling
lost virginity at 18 still super awkward but have rly good style and am super into music which girls like
ff 4 years and ive slept with at least 20 without even rly trying that hard, had a 10/10 gf for 8+ months and im not even hugely good looking im actually a massive nerd but im lucky cause what im nerdy about is music which happens to be perceived as cool so things worked out okay
have lots more to add if anyone cares

>>34960925

Around 20-25 I'm not really sure anymore

I'm 24, I was a virgin robot until a couple years ago and now I guess I'm trying to makeup for it

>also dumb

>>34965816
what kind of music anon? which genres do grills like these days?

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3. But I only managed to cum with one of them

>>34960925
>37 (43 if hookers counts)
>3 gf
but, i jus confessed to >>34960925
the last one, the true love of my life that i was addicted to porn the first two of the four years of our relationship, and that i slept with 8 girls behind her back....i ruined my life and now i feel just lost and dead inside

>>34960925
110 this is original and has enough content

Originally 133 different women.

9 so far fags

>>34966274
when i was like 18 i was into indie shit like shoegaze and dream pop. dressed like cole from diiv and still do.
these days i'm a house/techno dj but im pretty encyclopedic on genres from coldwave to krautrock to italo disco. i have a good ear for shit that'll bang on the dancefloor regardless of what scene it's from
honestly just consider myself mad lucky that the thing im freakishly obsessed by is music, especially considering how im super depressed etc. if id gotten into gaming or wtv instead id no doubt be a virgin

>>34960925
>37 (43 if hookers counts, 47 if traps counts)
>3 gf
but, i jus confessed to the last one, the true love of my life that i was addicted to porn the first two of the four years of our relationship, and that i slept with 8 girls behind her back....i ruined my life and now i feel just lost and dead inside

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>>34960925
6, but 3 were prostitutes. More than I can remember if you count rub and tugs.

>>34960969
I actually know a guy like this.

>>34966536
i am into shoegaze, and it actually helped me to meet some girls, but never got any further in my life.
but man, techno? really? they... they like it?

>>34960925
5. Would be 6 but the girl I visited last night was sleeping on her couch because her room was getting painted, and she was kinda big for us to both be fucking on a couch.

>>34966539
i'm 27 btw

>>34961080
>also had three one night stands with girls where i got part of the way there but failed
How did you fail? What happened?

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>>34960925
wtf I love /degenerate girls/ now

>>34966606
honestly man techno is more broad than all guitar-music genres combined

look up daniel avery, he comes from a shoegaze background and makes techno now

>>34960925
lets see, I lost my virginity at 19 and I'm 26 now. so in that time I've fucked about 8 girls, 10 if you wanna take any sexual acts into consideration. It could be higher but I'm burnt out on trying with women. the mental hoops you gotta jump through just to get their pants off alone is a chore.

>>34966606
but yeah the way that things are going, the true alternative/underground music scene is in house and techno these days, far moreso than indie shoegaze stuff. i live in the uk and being into bands isnt really cool anymore. girls dont go to gigs they go to club nights

>People having sex

FUCKING NORMAL FAGS

GET OUT
GET OUT
GET OUT

>>34960925
Just one... she's a whore.

27yo KV here. very unlikely this will ever change.

31 bitches

i mean this shit is fucking ridiculous

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I've honestly slept with two. One I thought I was going to marry and was with for almost 5 years, another I was with for 2.

I know I'll be told I don't belong here, but I don't really have any other place to go.

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I've been with 26 girls.....

>>34968126
Honestly this kind of posts here frighten me.
Even after I lose my virginity and all that, won't I have nowhere else than this shitty anime imageboard?

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>>34968287
If you're broken you're broken, getting a gf is nice and makes you feel a lot better, but it's like putting a bandaid over a gunshot wound. When you break up, you still have the wound, but you've spent all that time ignoring it.

28 and gf-less and friendless and I'm still here.

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>>34960925
girls: 2
guys: 9

0
27.
Kissed a few and felt panty's

>>34965447
Yes anon but I didnt want to make it weird considering its just supposed to be strickly fucking no close passionate movements.

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In the last 6 months (since my gf and I broke up) I've fucked about 19 girls. Several of them had boyfriends or manufactured some break up to have sex with me and then get back together. With regards to that, if you have a gf and she suddenly drops the "I'm not happy with our relationship" - without doubt there is another guy (probably chad) who is chatting her up. She'll then break up with you or ask for a break, to fuck chad and "see how it goes", but chad will just move on and your gf with come crawling back to you.

One time I fucked 3 different girls within 24 hours.

I'm limited by the fact I live at home and in a suburban area.

3 women
100+ men

Sex with men is more fun and they do all the work, girls look prettier but require you not to be autistic

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>>34968630
Hey Experienced Anon(s).

How do you meet these girls?

Do you go out alone or with friends?

What kind of girls are these?

What have you learned about women?

I've just started building up my confidence and I'm determined to get better with women. I grew up totally blue-pilled, if you will, and now I study women extensively. I don't screech autistically about how bad they are, but as a group I don't see them as special or exceptional anymore.

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>3 girls
>1 man
>could only get one of the girls to orgasm

>>34960925
girls:4
guys:12

>>34962799
100% this

kinda warms my heart seeing robots still have a distaste of all this unironic normiedom tb.h

>>34968630
How the fuck can shit like this even happen? Do your parents not care? How do you meet three girls who want to fuck in one day?

4 girlfriends and 6 casual

15 girls and 9 traps.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THIS PLACE

Normies will say this board was never for losers, but three or four years ago there would be WAY more virgins ITT.

>>34969089
Even robots grow up eventually, anon.

>>34969142
>Growing up automatically means having sex

I began browsing /r9k/ shortly before the initial deletion, now I'm a 24-year-old virgin.

>>34968715

>How do you meet these girls?

I'm handsome and tall and I go out with my friends to bars and clubs. Some girls I meet through university, or just around my area through friends or at the local pub.

>Do you go out alone or with friends?

I think having friends with you when you go out is really important. Because from a girls perspective, they don't like it when a guy has gone out with the clear intention of finding someone to fuck. A girl likes to pretend that a guy just went out with his friends to have fun, but was so enamoured by her that he had to talk to her. This increases the value of the interaction, because not only are you showing interest but you are forgoing time with your friends.

Also try to get into a social group where there are girls integrated within or maybe groups of stacies too. I'm in a few social groups and one is sorta divided in the way that there are "the boys" and we are all chads and do chaddy stuff and have our own hierarchy, but there is also "the girls" who have their own heirachy, and our groups often interact. Through the week, we have catch ups that more intimate and are usually like 2 or 3 guys and 2 or 3 girls for movies or wine or just hanging out etc.

I'm just realizing how out of touch I've become with the robot, but I've been here for years. None of this will probably help because you're so far out of these social groups. The only advice I can offer is to just try to get into one, include yourself with friends. You might feel like a pest, but if you play it right eventually they will start including you.

>What kind of girls are these?

Some are slutty/trashy, which I like in a way but I usually go for the type of cute girls who everyone has a crush on.

>What have you learned about women?

I see what r9k says about women to be mostly true, but I don't hate them for it, as it actually benefits me. By the same token, men are just as bad in a lot of ways.

>>34969166
Good for you, I lost my virginity when I was 28.

3. potentially? 9 easy. how many have i loved? 3, but the 3 i loved i didnt sleep with

>>34960925
55. I was a total robot social outcast in high school had very few male friends but still managed to do well with girls. 24 now and pretty much 100% normie with solid friends happily in a committed relationship and have a job.

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>>34969224
>I was a total robot
>still managed to do well with girls

If you were a robot you'd have been way too awkward/anxious to talk to girls.

>>34969189
Back when I had friends in high school and college they never invited me anywhere.

>>34969261
A large majority approached me. I played music really well which helped me a lot and I'm fairly attractive. Had literally 3 friends throughout high school. I would just hook up with a girl and after a few weeks she'd realize I was weird and cut contact.

>>34960925
two.

but ive slept with dozens of guys

>>34969261
That's because you're a dumb frogposter

1 but I didn't cum so I don't know if it counts.

She came twice.

I've slept with two
Could've been more but I either fuck it up or I am totally oblivious at the time.

>>34960925
2.
Have had my dick sucked by 4 girls though.

>>34969347
>A large majority approached me.

Oh so you're like 8/10.

>>34960925
Slept with? 4
Had sex with? only 1

Sex should be BANNED

>>34969261
>never invited me anywhere

You have to invite yourself, I know it's annoying and you feel like a pest, but if you're fun to be around and offer something to the group, they'll invite you. You have to start at the bottom.

>>34960925
Anyone who replies with anything but none or with hookups are NOT robots and need to fucking leave

>>34969823
>You have to invite yourself

How? They never made me aware of things they were doing. Everyone thought I was hilarious but I guess that wasn't enough.

>>34968972

Had a small gathering at my house while my parents were away, fucked a girl that night.

Then fucked a girl from my work during the day at her house.

That night, went out with friends and met up with a girl from university who had just decided to go on a "break" with her bf after meeting me coincidentally. I wasn't really interested but I was really drunk and she got in an Uber home with me, and then I was like meh and had sex with her. Actually felt kinda rapey, because I wasn't really keen and she just kinda invited herself while I was blackout drunk.

None of these knew about each other because they were in different circles.

Am I still a robot lads?

>33 years old
>had sex 1 time at age 31 with this ugly/dirty/smelly 4chan roastie simply to get it over with
>haven't interacted with a girl since then despite going back to school/work
>no IRL friends or social circle. Just online ones that live 2 countries away

>>34961432
WHERE IN THE LOVE OF FUCK ARE FURRY GIRLS FUCKING TELL ME RIGHT NOW

>>34960925
About 7
haven't talked to a real person in a week.
Virtually no friends.
Despising Normies.

23 yo
0
I kissed one girl, she told me I was a very bad kisser and left.
Last time I went out I dropped all standards and went to an ugly chick, She told me I was boring.
Feeling the pressure starting from family to get more friends and a girl.(until now, older robots have been spot on with their predictions)
The horrible thing is, I do not lack intelligence, I am not a manlet or ugly, so my actual personality is to blame.

>>34969856
Just message someone you were close-ish during the day on like a Friday or Saturday and say "hey man, how have you been, what are your plans for tonight".

Best case they reply with "hey, yeah I've been good, me and some normie friends are going to this bar/club/friends house - you can come if you want"

Worst case they say theyre not doing anything or say "hey - we are going to do this thing" - which forces you to ask to tag along. In which case just say "ahh cool, do you think I could come? I'm not really doing anything tonight and am keen to hang out"

>>34960985
G-green text pls

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>>34970210
>I do not lack intelligence
I have bad news for you.

>>34960925
How are there so many normies on this board?

>>34961902
Definitely, every part of a woman is a treasure.

Zero

Where
do
you
think
we
are

>>34960925
LIke 2 and a half.

>>34960925
1/x=undefined

how did this post get so many replies

>>34960925
umm, i dont know... fucking ZERO?!!?!?

>>34960925
Only 6
I'm almost 36 y/o

remember, if you've had sex more than ZERO times, then YOU DONT FUCKING BELONG HERE
FUCKING GET OUT AND GO BACK TO >>>/Reddit/

>>34960925
>slept with
Like 10-20
>penis in v
0
How does this happen

Four, and I'm a mostly straight woman. Three of those four women were also mostly straight women.

When I say mostly straight, I mean if you asked them, they'd say they were totally straight.

4, i'm 25.

never had an issue with girls but I tend to look for ones with my fetish through online dating sites...i'm seeing this amazing girl who's coming to see me on the 3rd next month so that'll make it 5.

A lot, like this one girl was a real freak. I was nailing this one broad and she was like, "UH YOURE NAILING ME."

Recently broke 10, all within the last 4 years. Virgin up until 21, mostly due to unrequited love.

Generally I'm a lot more picky now and often turn down women.

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0
now leave my board you normies :)

>>34973421
>often turn down women

Male model?

>>34960925
11. i dont belong here but ama

>>34973537
8/10 face, tall and kinda skinny. Also I go out quite a bit.

>>34960956
Is this pic taken in Montreal?

Currently at 8 girls. its been 7 months since the last time.

I've had sex with girls three times, but I'm gay and had to stop each time. Too boring, didn't keep my interest.

2.

1 hooker at age 24 and 1 gf at age 27

Over 20


t. norman

I've had sex with four women but only slept with two

3
Age 31
1 friend who took my virginity after I asked her
1 girl off Craigslist whom I paid $160
And the ex gf

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Two. One i lost count of how many times with as it was over the course of a long, abusive relationship. The other was a one-night stand I had with a friend of a friend like three weeks ago, nearly 3 years after I left my ex.

Was riding kinda high on that for a while but it's worn off.