>Just lower your standards, Anon

>no gf who can rub her clit by pressing on her bellybutton

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HFCS was a mistake

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>>34958742
I have lowered them, but not to that level. She still has to be qt

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>>34958771
>tfw no gf who doesn't have to wear clothes because her belly hides her vago
>tfw no gf who has such a large belly button I can fuck it

>>34958742
I'm not going below "be human".

>>34958742
>see these ladies walking bare-ass down the street
wat do, /b/?

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How about the girl that is skinny, huh? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3R9OAOOAaM

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>>34958742
>standards

I have a fat fetish but I'm still a virgin. if you're ugly like me no girl would want you no matter there weight

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>>34958974
Ew
Shed look much better with about 50 pounds on her petite body to make her nice and plump

>>34958742
>the right one
wtf is wrong with that stomach

you are too fat when your body no longer resembles a human female shape

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>>34959012
>Chad is tapping this

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>>34959044
Literally a human gumdrop

>>34959044
.....

Well I'm officially going to barf up the clam chowder I ate this morning.

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>>34958742
How low are your standards that you have to resort to a trailer whaler?

>>34959088
Was it white or red chowder?

the sad part is that i'm too ugly even for girls like that so my standards really don't matter

>>34958926
I have
I'd accept an alien at this point

>>34959115
Probably somewhere around opening that first PBR.

>>34958742
no, at least being should be fucking human, not walking biowaste

>>34959198
This. Even if I would consider having sex with the thing in OP's picture they sure as hell aren't going to settle for less than a 5/10.

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>>34959149
You mean New England or Manhattan chowder?

>>34959212
depends what kind of alien, but landwhale is probably more disgusting than any alien

>>34959256
>image.jpg
fuck off, ifag.
not original post

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Anon is on picrelated

>>34959044
How does someone manage to gain fat that unevenly?

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How about c strings?

>>34958742
I would lower that low if I was
>>34959336