I'm done.

Your nickname shall be cuntface.

See you tomorrow, pissbottle!

Hank, but you pronounce it like "Hink".

>>34958034
We believe in you chad!

Normlafag McGee

>>34958104

re-rolling once for this.

>>34958034
Let it be Tyrone.

Good luck Cum Swallower

>>34958034
We believe in you; Marx!

You can do it, nigger faggot

>>34958034
>first dubs choose my nickname for future reference.
Your name is now Shitjar

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>>34958226
Ooh; Marx it is boi

>>34958034
>I'm falling for the /fit/ meme

You better do SS and read the sticky, don't skip it.

Do kegel instead of jelqing, it'll more helpful in long run overall.

>>34958247

No, that's not how dubs work, faggot.

This is oddly motivational. I hope you make it bro.

I'll try again as well.

See you tomorrow.
You will get over your """motivation""" very quickly and realize that it's completely meaningless. Just lie down and rot.

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Skinny Penis

>>34958034
We believe in you, Rob Schneider's Penis!

>>34958034
you'll be back

we always are in the end

>>34958034
You can do this Thorson.
YOU CAN DO THIS!
EEEEEEEEEEER!

>>34958271
Newfag; sorry.

>>34958284
It's not meaningless OP can change his life around if he does this all consistently in reasonable chunks.

Hitler


Oririrrirjrj

>>34958296
I second Thorson, it'll give OP something to live up to.

>>34958318
Rero"llllllllll


Origigigig

>>34958261
>/fit/
>recommending SS to a complete newb

This shit triggers me so fucking hard every time I see it. SS is trash for barebones starting lifters with absolutely no foundation

>>34958034
Pleased to make your acquaintance, Adolf Hitler

>>34958034
Good luck, Dick Strokes

Cuck

Orgnalo

>>34958331
Rerolll"ll"lllllllllllllIlllllllIlllllllIllll

OP We don't care about your empty epiphany, just go kill yourself. Attention-whoring piece of shit, fuck all of you normalfag retards enabling him with your positive bullshit. Die in a car crash.

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>>34958034

>mfw dropped out of HS (underage banned at time)
>mfw posted on r9k I was going to BEElieve in myself and try again
>hurr durr don't bother, you're retarded etc
>went back and graduated valedictorian

Maybe you guys should just try BEEing yourselves instead of criticising everyone

"Islam is the future"
Allah please give me dubs.

Loli Fucker

>>34958344
Oh my fucking god, Dick Strokes it is!
>>34958034

>>34958355
Allah Akbar my friend :)

Orgn

>>34958344
>>34958344
>>34958344
HERE YE HERE YE

OP IS FROM THIS POINT ON GRANTED THE TITLE DICK STROKES

LONG LIVE DICK STROKES

>>34958355
Whoop there it is.

Might as well convert to Islam right now lads.

>>34958344
Dick strokes.
How PATHETIC.
But whatever, Dick strokes IT IS.

Can we have a workaround; like "Islam is the dick strokes"?

>>34958344
OP here, Dick Strokes it shall be.

>>34958344
Nice. Good lucking finding a Mrs Strokes OP.

>>34958341
Recommend something better then.

>>34958034
>I'll study and read more than ever before

It doesn't matter how intelligent you are if you don't have the qualifications to back it up.

>>34958404
Dick strokes for Islam?

>>34958423
SL is better for newbies

>>34958424
If you know your shit then qualifications can easily follow.

>>34958473
Ain't that similar to SS in principles, but only with differences in its 5 reps X 5 working sets?

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>>34958344
Is he the long awaited messiah that will save /r9k/?

>>34958722
Yes. I'm not too familiar with SS but for SL you only need 3 days/week and the percent increase between sets is slower.

It's really intended for intermediate lifters but if you're a newbie starting out with the bar and working you're way up isn't a bad idea.