Are hookers worth it ? And where can i find them in scotland ?

>>34956076
>Are hookers worth it?
No
>Where can i find them in Scotland?
Your parents bedroom, i'm sure there is one there.

>>34956089
Ok so can you explain why ?

I stay alone

>>34956095
You will regret it afterwards. Sex isn't going to solve your problems and a hooker won't help at all. All it will give you is a sense of regret afterwards because it was a hooker and that's the only way you could get laid. Ruins your self esteem even more.

>>34956076
Hookers are definitely worth it. But they do not substitute a relationship.

Finding the is easy, depending on the laws in you country. If it's legal, go to the brothel. If it's illegal, you can go to a strip club. Ask some of the dancers. Some of the girls work as escorts, and will usually know other girls who do too.

Have fun.

>>34956076
As someone who's hired way too many of them, not really. It's not a replacement for actual intimacy. The girls I keep seeing at my local brothel keep telling me that I have a big dick, a nice body and we always have great conversations, but all it does is remind me that in spite of all these things, I'm still paying for sex and I'll probably never escape my own social isolation.

>>34956116
correct, this anon is smart. Don't listen to the fags who says otherwise

>>34956076
backpage if one is desperate enough.

>>34956076
ya maws hoos

pure patter

>>34956076
Drive through Glasgow in a hatchback with these playing on loud speakers, you'll be drowning in slags

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl8gc7LDwJ4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvYJNoclAUg

>>34956116
This.
>>34956076
Literally just get yourself a gf.

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>>34956116
Do what this guy said, he seems to have actual wisdom to share.

If not listen to >>34956666
He got quads so there must be some truth to his advice.

>>34956116
Not entirely true. After visiting a brothel, I no longer hate myself for being virgin. Instead, I hate myself for being ugly, having no friends and having no job.

>>34956274

Hookers are legal, but brothels aren't and most strippers think they are better than whores so hitting them up will likely get you thrown out and potentially beaten up by a bouncer.

Yes it's worth it. You know who go to hookers? Chads. You know who are too beta to go to hookers? Virgin robots.

>>34956076
i just saw this movie, gud movie. White people have interesting lives