lets start a 'that guy' thread

>>34948958
That kid that would talk for hours with the veteran teacher and showing his power level.
>That teacher was my only friend

>that kid in school who was rejected by the "losers" group of misfits

>>34948958
>that kid who always offered candy, while touching your hair

matt, you weird fuck

>that kid that masturbated in the classroom and some girl found that kid's cum stain and thought it was glue.

>>34949026
hey that sounds like one of my friends

>>34948958
>at school
>play games on your phone
Back in my day, the only game available on your phone was Snake, and that's if you had a decent phone.
Besides, we weren't allowed to have phones in the school building because they were associated with drug dealers.

>>34949055
I went to highschool during the dawn of smartphones. Freshman year everybody was raving about Razer phone (really small and thin flip phones) and every year a small number of people started getting smart phones and they were worshipped

>that kid that cut a hole in his pants and didn't wear underwear so he could flash the freshmen he penis

>>34948958
>that kid who everyone else in the group hated
I thought they liked him until I joined their group. Now, after a week-long holiday with the group, I see why the don't like him much.

>>34949098
>final year of high school
>Pokemon Go comes out
>was never into mobile games
It's probably why my mark was so good. Everyone else just got addicted.

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That one kid was given a brand new car when they got their drivers license

>>34949170

There was a proto-Chad from a rich family who was given a new Charger as his first car.

He got drunk and ran his car off an overpass killing himself and crippling his Stacy gf

>that kid who sucked on the water fountain

>>34948977

My history teacher was a Gulf War veteran. Told me about the scud alerts, oil fires, how one of his troops blew off an Iraqi soldier's head with a .50 cal, and calling in artillery.

Shit was so cash.

>That kid who never was in school and you were his only friend
God damn i miss miguel, probably one of the reasons why im a NEET today

>>34949206
That's awesome but probably never happened

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>That kid who was only kept around by other kids for a one-note joke, only to be shunned afterwards.
It's one of the things that Dahmer and I have in common.

>>34949287
Of all the things you read on this site you find a kid killing himself drunk driving unbelievable?

Everybody in my school had a day of grieving where we had assemblies about the dangers of drunk driving and we watched films about it all day in the gym

>That Autismo whomst'd googd gun stuff at school and was always muttering about bullies

>That kid who wrote autistic, self insert sex fiction and tried to get you to read it.
Fuck you Jacob, God damn it. You're edgy, sickening, and can't write for shit.

>>34949206
my sister dated a nigger who stole his dads motorcycle and drove it off an overpass and killed himself

That kid who wouldn't shut up about Nico hentai

>>34949353
I mean yeah it's believable but it seems like a fun thing for someone to lie about. People lie for no reason on here all the time

>>34948958
>that kid in school who always got uncomfortably close to you to see you playing on your GBA

>that kid that got arrested for planning a massacre
>that kid who got expelled for a bomb threat
>that kid who wore a fox tail and ears
>that Chad who shit himself
>the chronic classturbator
>that kid who ran like naruto everywhere
>that kid who would slap people as hard as he could and was an asshole but got always away with it because autism
>that kid that always smelled like literal shit
>that kid that wore the same hoodie daily all year
>that kid that couldn't talk about anything but anime
>that kid that fucked his cat
>that kid that was a neo Nazi

Looking back, it's like my school was a gigantic meme.

>>34949212
Fuck that guy, he was 300lbs and stank like dead snails

>>34949237
I miss you Sam.

>that kid who would sit in the lunch room, alone.
was me

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>>34949384
>>That Autismo whomst'd googd gun stuff at school and was always muttering about bullies

>that kid who was the designated school shooter
we had two; the second used to pretend to hold an imaginary gun and actually shot it at people regularly.

>>34949470
>that kid who got expelled for a bomb threat
last year, there was a trend of people paying bitcoins for bomb threats (text-to-speech voice). someone targeted all the selective high schools in one day, and there were probably over 50 schools evacuated within a couple of days.

>>34948958
>that borderline retarded kid that threatened to bomb the school and got called a terrorist everyday
>that nerdy kid that would have random autistic outbursts and genuinely seemed like he would murder someone
>that kid that got called "stank" every single day but still refused to take showers
>that Chad that died in a motorcycle accident and everyone suddenly pretended they were his friend
>that kid that would ALWAYS argue with the teacher
>that girl that grew up to be an actual camwhore
>that kid that even the teachers bullied

>that teacher who was like 70 and had literal shit breath and dresses in highly suggestive cougar outfits
There were rumours that someone in a previous grade had found porn shots of her from years ago and put them up around the school on graduation day.

She also had an obsession with Shrek (before it was a well-known meme) and is banned from teaching senior students because she taught them the wrong syllabus for a year once.

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>>34949603
>that nerdy kid that would have random autistic outbursts and genuinely seemed like he would murder someone
That was me...

>>34949603
>>that kid that got called "stank" every single day but still refused to take showers
>that kid who are garlic every day after brushing his teeth
Smelled like rotting meat and chlorine. Slobbered everywhere too; I heard he took people's musical instruments out of their cases and tried them out whenever he felt like it.

>>34949696
* ate raw garlic

He even got defensive about it.

>the obligatory nazi
>the obligatory commie who fought with the aforementioned nazi
>the pseudo-gay kid
>the pack of popular kids who kept you around as the funny guy
>the funny guy who always got into trouble (me)
>the wierd girl who liked you
>the odd dramatic black girl who was the best fucking tennis player on earth
>the short violent fat kid who thought he was smart
>nerd
>the boy cheerleader
>the smart girl who knew everything and got all A+'s

fuck.

>>34949603
Whos this camwhore?

>that kid who had a smelly belly button and shoved his finger in it and payed people to smell on it in school

It was me

>>34949665
This reminded me of a teacher who smoked 2 packs a day. You could smell him from 10 feet away.

>that kid who nonstop fucked with the substitute teachers to the point where he got sent to ISS before class started just because there was a substitute