Robots : Are you supposed to stand or sit to wipe after pooping?

I never wipe.
origimnal

>>34948300
From my understanding, the normie way is to wipe while sitting. I have tried it, and while it does allow for more efficient cleansing of the rear region, I feel more comfortable standing up to do so.

I tried using Clorox Wipes but it was a disaster

>>34948300
Depends on the bathroom conditions.

>pristine, odorless, serene atmosphere with a sturdy toilet seat that can support all your weight on one side as you lean to wipe
sit.

>anything less than that
stand and gtfo

Bidets are by far the more sanitary and pleasant choice anyways.

I always stand up.

I stand to take my shits and sit to wipe. Just make sure you can aim

Ive found that kale is the only proper wipe for my arsehole

>>34949648
Why do you bother sitting? What does it accomplish?

Legitimately curious; I always just stand. I kinda semi-squat over the toilet but I like the loud splash when it plops in the water

W-wait there're people who sit down to wipe?? What the fuck

>>34950678
You sunk my battleshit

>>34948300
Stand at home or in private, lean in public restrooms.