ALL I WANT IS A BF

>>34942567
what do would you consider a cute bf?

>>34942567
Are you cute tho? For me, finding a bf is easier than making a friend. I have a bf but no irl friends.

because reality is evil and will deprive you of your biggest desire


one day reality will suffer the misery it has inflicted on us, until then fuck off

>>34942609
just someone who's a good guy, wants cuddles and likes playing vidya with me. thats all i want ;_;

>>34942635
im more of a masculine kinda guy, also prefer to be a top, idm though. all i want to have in life is just someone there to be my anchor y'know?
emotionally anyway. financially im good.

>>34942670
ok ;_;

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>>34942567
Im in the same situation. I cant get a bf who isnt a weirdo or really flamboyant fuck...

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>>34942909
i just want to be like Pic related anon

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>>34942953
Same. Im trying to improve myself and like meet lots of people in the arts sphere.. Hope I can find someone some sunny day

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>tfw gay and single
>not cute, interesting or attractive

Don't have to make an effort if I have no hope at my very best - embrace the solitude, gaybots, just buy a dildo

>>34943115
whats your height and weight? also where you from anon?

>>34943141
6'0" and about 10 stone - yes, I am aware I am borderline skeletonmode

I live in the UK, but don't get any ideas I aint no hussy

>>34943199
i never suggested you were a hussy :) you live in the UK too?

how about you drop some contact deets and we have a drink anon?

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>>34943237
Didn't you get the point of my post? I've got my bad dragon to keep me satisfied

I hope you find someone Anon but I aint meeting up with no randoms online - I did that with Reddit and it ended pretty shitty

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i dont understand how you guys can remain single and even virgins as genuine homosexuals?

like isnt there a endless amount of men willing to get fucked by you/fuck you? cant you find men identical to you and date them?

how is it hard to date as a gay guy? are you even trying?

>>34943309
everyone is just a random until you meet them. but i get it, thanks for wishing me luck anon.

>>34943199
>6'


holy fuck that's all i need to hear


pleeeease fuck meeeeee

>>34943411
think of the gay pop vs straight pop, its a smaller pool anon, its genuinely harder to find a meaningful relationship.

Ofcourse i try, i use dating apps though all i get is a bunch of people who only want to hookup for sex and leave.
and i've tried bars and clubs but that isnt the best place to find someone either.

All i want is 1 decent guy
the
1) wants to cuddle
2) wants to play vidya
3) wants to watch movies with me wrapped in a blanket drinking hot coco.

>>34943411
Its not that easy. Im in a small town And Im not fucking some random faggot from my town

>>34943445
You really want to be fucked by a weird skellington bottom with commitment issues and lives for memes?
>>34943422
Thanks for understanding, one bad experience put me off online meetups, but I'm sure you're a swell guy
>>34943411
Some people value a loving relationship over sex and aren't willing to put out; that and social awkwardness

>>34942787
>wants cuddles and likes playing vidya with me
Hey that's me and 99% of this board.

I would be your bf if you were a girl or a qt trap. But I ain't gay so sorry bro.

>>34943515
You re looking for me :( Glad Im not the only one seeking this kind of relationship

>>34943445
What about a 6'4 me. Think about how much you would have to look up to see my face.

>>34943556
>Hey that's me and 99% of this board.

i know hats why i posted here ;_; i was hoping someone the same as me would respond but also happens to be gay aswell.

>>34943557

where are you anon ;_; why cant i find you.

>>34943553
>>34943588
>he's taaaaall
>i'm crreeeeaming


can i measure your legs?

>>34943644
It doesnt matter where I am. I just want you to know that I exist, and theres lots of other guys like me out there. See you on the other side

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>>34943649
Shuuuure :)

wfyugfjshdfgsjdhg

>>34943700
I hate being alone anon maybe one day we'll meet up. see you on the other side too :(

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Could someone be my bf please.

>>34943716
>tall guy replied to me sarcastically


fflflflflpppppuuufff so hot. let me suck your lanky diiiiiiiiiiiick

Yeah I'm a uk gaybot too
i dunno if i'm cute, but vidya's pretty much my main thing rn

>>34943838
I would do anything to be your bf.

Please

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Here's a question for all y'all - what do you have to offer in a relationship? I mean, being on /r9k/ is a bit of a red flag - surely there's something that makes you an irresistible hunk to at least someone

What's your best quality?

>tfw gay and have a cute face but a fat body
[SPOILER]i want the thin gene[\SPOILER]

>>34944003
I got an okay dick
i'm fat but i got a pretty good face, apparently.

>>34944003
I'm *cough* financially stable *cough*, and im /fit/ im just socially awkward since i was a teen thats all desu.

>>34943960
Okay, move to me.

>>34944003
8 inch dick, muscular, 5'10 king of manlets, brown (most likely a con though)
my face is my entire con :^)

>>34944146
Want to be my bf?
where do you live?

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>>34943914
Except no joke, I got a small child's pencil dick. 6'4 and 13 y/o dick.

>>34944248
doesn't matter


you're tall so leeeeeeet meeeee pleeeeease

>>34944194
Noh I dont

>>34944291
Why nott h?

>>34944194
sure, i live in the North west. UK.

got any contact? i could leave a throwaway

>>34944385
that guy isnt me anon.

I want a smol boy to be bfs with.

>>34944395
Sorry I'm American, good luck.

>>34944434

Stalin and Lenin were 5'4 - 5'5 ish.

That's my height too.

>>34944608
Are you saying you're a commie? Because that's a deal breaker.
Unless you want to get hate fucked

>>34944660

God no, was just an example

>>34944932
Is the Stalin/Lenin thing actually true though? Manlet rage is a dangerous thing.

How tall would you want a partner to be?

>>34944974

After like 2 lazy googles searches it seems true

Idk, not monstrously tall but defo not smaller than me. Between like 5'5 and 6'1 is reasonable imo

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>>34945183
>tfw too tall for smol anon

>>34945233

How tall are you? I feel bad now =(

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>>34945525
6'4

d-don't feel bad desu

>>34945525
c-come back i can be shorter