designated pussy eater

>>34941967
No but I wish I did desu

>tfw no girl to be dpe for

reminder that 99% of heterosexual women hate being dominant. almost all of the ones that are doing it, are doing it for money alone.

nice fantasy OP, but that doesn't happen in the real world. women are repulsed by weak little submissive betas that just wanna eat pussy.

possibly if you were paying money to eat a chick out on a regular schedule...

Remember that autist who used to eat the cum out of that girls cunt while her boyfriend watched and she made him suck her boyfriends cock and let him cum on his face?

>>34942355
I mean sure, they wouldn't have any respect for the guy, but what if they just wanted an easy way to get off? It's got to be more pleasurable than a dildo, and requires even less effort than masterbating.

>>34942440

Women don't want an omega with no self respect who thinks this would be appealing. What's attractive about an ineffectual guy willing to debase himself this much?

>>34942440
no. it's fucking creepy.

sorry if I'm ruining your fantasy of being Stacy from biology classes pussy eating slave

>>34941967
I doubt any robot would have any real life sexual experiences, otherwise I wouldn't be able to call them robots.

>>34941967
>Any robot had experience in this role?

well they wouldn't be a robot then would they??

>>34942591
>Designated Pussy Eater
I've definitely seen this term used on r9k before. I don't know how much of it is just memery or if girls actually manipulate betas like this

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>>34942355
>>34942440
>>34942478
Hey.

Stop acting like you know what you're talking about.

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>>34942730
Part two.

>You have been muted etc.

Her vag looks like a very small penis with a deflated scrotum.

actual vagina owner here
>toastieroastiereeetitsorgtfo yeah whatever fuck off this ain't my first rodeo

i just finished wasting all but the last two years of my twenties trying to love and build a family and life with an undeserving abusive fuck...at this point im done looking for "true love" but this sort of arrangement sounds sublime to me...orgasms on demand and none of the bullshit...you live in the southern us brobot??

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>>34942777
>tfw I'm in the UK
good luck anyway

>>34942777
lol this is great.

"fem"-anon is interested in some random robot being her pussy eating bitch for free

>>34941967
Those breasts look perfect.

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>>34942730
>>34942753

This genuinely hurts to look at. He brought it on himself, but I still feel bad for the guy.

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>>34943018
You too, I guess.

I don't get it..........

How in the fuck do you think a girl would stick around with a guy that doesn't get her off?

>>34942819
damn perhaps next lifetime

>>34942853
what's so hard to believe about that? far stranger things have transpired under the sun

>>34942777
I'm in VA if youre for real

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>>34943018
>>34943186
Give her the best head in the world and she'll never leave you.

Get her off with your tongue faster than she can get herself off, and she'll worship you.

>>34941967
I pretty much did that for a girl. I really liked her, she was kinda selfish, actual sex was awful, she didn't care about me, she just liked attention. But I liked talking to her, and I really like eating pussy. But after it was all over I felt used, and lesser. She has a boyfriend now, she says we are still friends but I don't even see her anymore let alone talk to her. I wish she was my friend still

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>>34943186
There's nothing wrong with a mutually-fulfilling sexual relationship with a partner, but all of this reads so cringey.

Maybe it's because I stopped sexting when I was 16. The closest I get nowadays is "Wanna have sex later?" and maybe a winky face, if at all. I guess I must be pretty boring.

>>34941967
Would you eat a trans boy's pussy?

>>34943259
oh im for real all right but you'd never jump through the hoops id demand....

first of all im in sc so you're driving about six hrs every week just to get to me

>we will have to trade papers (proof we're clean) before any physical contact occurs

>you will provide a hotel room for our shenanigans...you will not set foot into my house

>must be 420 friendly

>can't be a quasimodo hideous monster

>must have a decent stroke game if i decide i want dick as well, and be willing to fuck too

>do not contact me except to say you're on the way, have arrived at the hotel, or to communicate location information

still interested??

>>34943378
By that do you mean boipussy (ass)?

Because yes probably

>>34943448
Hmm that's a lot but maaaybe. Six hours isn't a lot , I drive to Texas and back pretty often. Do you have a contact? I have Skype, Kik, or just email would work

>>34943574
sorry i meant trans boy as in ftm. so born with vag.

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>>34943448
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
saged

>>34943448
>must have a decent stroke game if i decide i want dick as well, and be willing to fuck too
so you don't want a designated pussy eater, you want a fuckbuddy

>>34943608
>sorry i meant trans boy as in ftm. so born with vag.
Holy fuck that is so perverted
yes i would
location?

>>34943608
ah, no that was my mistake I misread

I guess it depends just how masculine you are.

>>34943585
no social media accounts at all but heres a throwaway email addy:

[email protected]

>yeah, melanated...if you don't like chocolate milk you need not reach out

>>34943682
>melanated
dropped

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>>34943585
>Six hours isn't a lot. Do you have a contact?

What did he mean by this?

>>34941967
>DSE (Designated Pussy Eater)

?

>>34943682
Actually relieved you're black , white southern women are nuts. I'll email you soon

>>34943650
How big is your clit?
Had any surgery?
How much pubic/body/facial hair do you have?

>>34943635
not exactly... im perfectly fine with cumming in your mouth, wiping up and telling you to kick rocks HOWEVER if just getting off from my clit being sucked isn't satisfying enough on a given day i would definitely want you to be able to finish the job...i have a pretty voracious sexual appetite but "fuckbuddies" are not quite as detached as i would want

>>34943801
wait what? i'm a boy (male), you're responding to the wrong person

>>34943768
we'll see won't we...

fucking roblocks

>>34943848
>responding to the wrong person
Meant to ask >>34943608

>>34943585
jesus how pathetic and desperate are you

>>34943801
kinda big? not huge compared to other ftms.
no surgery yet
hairier than average girl, less than average guy.

>>34944063
>hairier than average girl, less than average guy.
So long as you didn't grow masculine looking facial hair this would actually be preferable. And I wouldn't lick pussy if I'm getting absolutely nothing sexual in return, but I don't have any specific requirements.

>>34944383
i like sucking dick and anal

i have some facial hair but at this point it looks like a neckbeard so i shave it

>>34944426
I like the concept of blowjobs but they always start to feel too uncomfortable before I cum. I hate anal. I'd accept occasional blowjobs, and count it as getting some sexual in return, but it wouldn't be a big thing for me.

>>34944725
you like pussyjobs?

>>34945019
Does that mean vaginal sex or intercrural sex?

>>34945126
intercrural

my pussy is really tight i don't think it could take a dick

>>34945206
Never tried it. It's probably more enjoyable than blowjobs. It's not hugely important to me. My favorite thing is licking pussy and I'd have no problem doing that most of the time, I just don't want it to be totally one sided.