>get one (1) chance at life >born with a bulbous nose

>>34941755
>get one (1) chance at life
>born in an age with common plastic surgery

>>34941755
if you're tall it won't even matter m8.


you could have down syndrome face but as long as you're tall you're good to go

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>Gets one chance at life.
>Born as a ginger.
Kill me

>>34941755
My nose is large and curves upwards slightly, I fucking hate it because it's almost uniform but then it widens at the bottom.

>>34941874
This is accurate
t. 6 feet 2 inches with a hook nose, no khv

>>34941922
this one is actually pretty shitty especially if you're a guy

>>34941922
One of my best friends is exclusively attracted to ginger guys believe it or not (she's a girl)

>>34941755
>get one chance at life
>born with blonde hair and blue eyes
:^)

>>34941755
>get one chance at life
>born white, 6 ft, very nice hair, strong jaw, 'pretty eyes'
>fat nigger nose

If you have an ugly nose nothing matters you might as well forfeit your entire existence

>>34942396
>thw pretty nose, eyes and everything else
>manlet

you can't fuck up any more than this

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>born (YOLO)
>got a nose job a day ago but have no idea how it looks below the harness

lmaoooo

>one chance at life
>5'8", aspergers, even my fucking parents hate me

>>34941874
im 6'8" and I dont have a gf, am I doing something wrong?
t. bulbous nose man

>one chance at life
>bulbous nosed half afro half caucasian hair mulatto freak

>one chance at life
>autist, manlet

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>>34941755
>get 1 chance at life
>be born
FUCK

>>34941874
>you could have down syndrome face but as long as you're tall you're good to go
not true at all. if you have a good face you're good to go. if you have a bad face, then you're fucked. people want to fuck bodies but it's the face they fall in love with. it's the face they can't get out of their minds. our brains work that way for a reason.

>>34942821
not really, one stutter and it's over no matter how pretty your face is.

but if you're a lanklet, you can stutter and sperg as much as you want, bitch will still get wet.

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>>34941755
I know who you are, shlomo.
Get out from behind the curtain.

>>34941755
Show us a pic OP. It can't possibly be that bad

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>>34941755
Cosmetic surgery is the true way. If I had unlimited money, I would get all of my acne scars removed in a heartbeat. They hurt my self-esteem the most, so it would be worth a shot I think.

>>34942961
>>34942437
>>34941874
I'm short, and I've got a mild stutter and an ugly laugh. I've still gotten girls, so maybe I'm just beautiful. ;)