/britfeel/

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First for canalside meetup

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Damn it fuck I wanted to be first.

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>>34937091
you can 'push' into me anytime hahaha

Here's to another lonely Friday night of regret and disappointment. Gonna be drinking some cheap wine and having a takeaway.

Having some Jim Beam lads

Anyone else here got a sissy baby fetish?

>>34937134
I'll push you into morphine

>>34937148
Beats my night. I'll be putting together a job application and getting an early night to get up for work in the morning.

>oneitis messages me
>my bf's dog has just died, how do I cheer him up?
>know she's probably gonna take it up the ass from him later on to make him happy
Fuck this gay earth, why am I wasting time being such a cuck?

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Its friday lads and the weekend is upon us
What are we doing for the weekend?

NEW VIDEO LADS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjVcdA-3tTM

>>34937171
fill me up with a lethal dose of cum jokes though lads i'm a top only.

>>34937190
Overwatch and presentation prep for China module, with essay prep for development and migration module.

>>34937188
Is that shit for real?

>>34937190
If my sore throat heals up, probably heroin.

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>>34937190
The girl I'm seeing has invited me over to her house. Her mums away so she's gonna cook me dinner and we're gonna watch a movie.

Is this normal life?

>>34937230
>>34937188
Is it really so unbelievable given the state of this place sometimes?

>mfw I tried walking to the shop but got dazed like an OAP with alzheimers and just wandered aimlessly and couldn't remember my usual way there

Fuck me lads I should stop drinking

>>34937243
that's a cute bra

>>34937188
I don't understand the appeal of anal. I mean I like licking girls arseholes but ive never wanted to shove my dick in it.

>>34937287
Why would you want to taste an asshole over feeling how tight it is on your dick?

Drainpipes but no aerials or dishes? Confuzzled.

>>34937315
It's just an old image that I updated in a hurry

>>34937066
me on the roof

Unsure what takeaway me and the bf should get tonight desu.

>>34937188
I wonder what her face will look like when he's pushing his greased dick into her anus.

An exquisite mixture of pleasure and pain, I'd imagine.

If you don't want to be a cuck just don't reply. But I bet you already have.

Need to go the shop for beer but bloke is round for haircut so have to wait.

>>34937334
You better be a fucking woman

>>34937340
I havent but I probably will have a really depressing wank now.

Literally going to freeze to death because the building's radiator boiler is fucked.

How to keep warm

>get on the train
>only one there, have the carriage all to myself
>at a stop, one guy gets on
>entire thing is free, sits directly behind me
>like that for a couple more stops, still just us two
>begin to hear soft moans
>startled, turn off my music and listen more closely
>he is wanking
>get off at the next stop before he cums on me or something

im not even a girl

>>34937360
By now you should already know the answer to the question

>>34937368
Pop down to Abdul's and tell to stick a tenner on the leccy key

>>34937390
I can be hopeful that the amount of poofs will have dwindled

>>34937372
Sorry about that lad, I was just really horny.

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Got two distinctions and a merit on my assignment today lads

hope the other exam/assignment anon from yesterday is still holding up okay

>>34937190
feeling good and bad feels, next week off to get my head straight fortunately

Liverpool meetup when?

>>34937438
Come down to Manny.

>>34937372
>im not even a girl
btfo why do you robot roasties think everything is about you

>>34937402

the flat's boiler still works fine, just no central heating - no radiators working.

gonna don a couple layers i reckon.

have a big takeaway tea then long sleep/shitpost sesh from the warm bed.

Gonna eat some toast or something now I guess. I hate my life. Lonely n broke n you guys. Fml

>>34937436
fucking 60 average for me and no better :^)

>>34937456
>no heating
>warm bed

I'm suspicious

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where you lads at right now? wish my mum would hurry up.

>>34937457

you've got to choose one of those, can deal with loneliness with drugs, but you can't drug your way out of being poor.

become skilled, get a certificate saying you can do some shit, become unbroke, choose drugs.

>no clean sheets
>getting pretty tired
Gonna be a rough night lads.

>>34937243
>Is this normal life?
Yes and most importantly goodbye.

>>34937465

with me in there and a laptop's exhaust port, it'll soon warm up.
odd choice of language, i'll give you that.

>>34937513
Don't be jealous lad, it's not that hard to have sex.

>>34937544
Not if you're a normie. Bye.

>>34937474

Not on station road in chester, that's for sure.

In Cheshire though, just other side of the county.

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Somehow for reasons I don't know, I have managed to arrange a date with a girl on my course at uni tonight. I have no idea what the fuck I am doing.

How do I hide my autism lads?

>>34937492
>dumped a load of stuff on my bed earlier
>still haven't moved it
I just want to chill tonight

>>34937569
>I have managed to arrange a date with a girl on my course at uni tonight

Enjoy the normie life, normie.

Time for you to go

>>34937561
It's not hard for anyone to have sex. You just download tinder and then a few days later you meet up with someone and shag them.

I honestly don't understand how someone can possibly be a virgin, it blows my mind.

Can someone tell me a good place to eat at around Leicester Square lads

Doesn't need to be fancy, just convenient

>>34937623
Angus Steakhouse

>>34937623
Leicester Square is a tourist trap and there's fuck all good places to eat around there.
>>34937633
Haha, nice.

>>34937646
>Haha, nice.

Fuck you, ordering a steak at 1am is awesome

>>34937190
gonna re-watch akira tomorrow.
might have a play about on muh tablet
sunday needs to be washing day.
so upto mummys to let her do it, and make me tea

>>34937607
Let's give him a chance. This could all be a humiliating misunderstanding and she thinks he's going to do her coursework for her.

>>34937621
I agree that you should leave this place and never return.

>tfw friday
>tfw nearly time to buy my bag of weed from the niggers

best day of the week lads.

>>34937654
It would be if it was a good steak. Their steaks are fucking awful.

Sophie's in Covent Garden is open until 1am too and it's fucking great.

>>34937621
no.
ya download tinder. get anxious about what to do. browse profiles. get even more anxious. sack it off. same with POF desu

>>34937621
>You just download tinder and then a few days later you meet up with someone and shag them.

You think this will work for a 31 year old virginal man? I doubt it but I'll listen normie, do tell.

>>34937725
>31 year old virgin
Its the wizard lad who lives with the qt foreign girls, how are you my lad?

>>34937725
Yes. With a few caveats.

First off, if you're fat then you need to lose weight.

You need to buy some decent clothes that fit. If you're 31 you should be able to afford something good. Department stores have a personal shopper to help - it doesn't cost anything extra above the cost of the clothes.

If your teeth are blatantly fucked then you need to get them fixed.

You need to get a good haircut that flatters your face. Don't be horrified at the idea that this actually costs money - good barbers are skilled, they are worth paying for, and they will help you look your best so you can finally get a shag. If you'll pay for your world of warcraft account or whatever then you should pay for a decent haircut too.

That's it. Once you do all that then you'll definitely have some luck if you play the numbers game and play within your league (i.e. be realistic, don't just go for model looking girls) Just don't say anything weird.

>>34937763
Not too bad lad. Still a virgin though and the slav girls have been absent for a few days - probably getting railed by chad.

>>34937793
Ah thats a shame, while they were gone did you uh... Put in the installations for us?

>>34937790
>all you need to do to stop being a 31 year old virgin is stop being a 31 year old virgin

Solid advise

>>34937701
just had a splif myself lad
what's the deals like off the niggers.

>>34937810
People like you are always looking for excuses not to do the hard work you need to do to sort your life out.

Trying to build up the courage/energy for my steroid injection. It's never as bad as I think it's gonna be but sticking a needle into my body isnt something I can get used to.

>>34937325
>in a hurry
no you didn't, you liar. you always do it on purpose u faget

>>34937790
Only 'success' I had on POF was getting into a single mothers council house which was filled to the ceiling with kids toys. Sat next to her on her couch whilst I nursed a warm can of Stella and looked at her TV while she was texting the whole time. Needless to say I made my excuses and left.

Doubt tinder's going to be any different.

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What are the symptoms of adult autism lads?

>>34937873
ya mother

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N-nearly ready to go buy my bag of weed from the niggers lads.

>>34937873
Asking that question is sign number one lad

>>34937870
Where do you live lad? Sounds like you live in an impoverished area.

>>34937873
High IQ like me desu.

>>34937899

> not buying your drugs from the internet like a normal person

Having drug negros is a very early 2000's thing, gotta get with the times. Bitcoin. Apps. Viral marketing.

>>34937908
Greater Manchester. She lived in a place called 'Breightmet' in Bolton rough as absolute fuck. Anyway that was my POF experience, most of them never reply.

>>34937873
getting frustrated easily, self harm like punching or biting yourself when frustrated and angry. being totally unable to look people in the eye. That sort of shit. t. man with 'tism

really want persona 5 but can't justfy buying a ps4 just for it

>>34937474
>>34937564
You lads been down the Port lately?

>>34937944

Attempting a pop at a single mum from a bolton council estate...

grim.

>>34937939
Lad I do it for good reason. I only purchase one small 20 bag per week which gives me two small joints that I'm allowed to smoke on Friday / Saturday nights. If I purchased from the DN I'd be permanently stoned which I need to avoid.

>>34937944
>breightmet
extremely grim place

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>>34937954
>tfw all of this applies to you

>>34938056
Confirmed rough as toast lad.

https://youtu.be/_MT6ubvOoBg

>>34938013

Ahh, fair dues.

Pretty true, only reason i'm not high right now is i'm waiting on the takeaway man, and I can't face people high, I start overthinking about how I interact with them.

Otherwise, my life is work/high/work/high.

>phone breaks
>dont want a smartphone, just get a cheap flip one
>set it down on my desk
>it vibrates
>open it up to see what it was
>will never know, because the phones own vibrations broke the screen

anybody know a decent cheap flip phone?

im starting to get strong lads. i used to do boxing but gave it up and now im doing the weights. feel like a monster.

>>34938185
No, get a smartphone you fedora-wearing fuck

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>>34938102
>I can't face people high, I start overthinking about how I interact with them.

Kek yeah; people are terrifying when stoned. I smoke in a dimly lit, semi-derelict ginnel from 12am onward. Pic related little bit spooky eh.

>>34938185
just get a smartphone. i used to have the same mind set as you but i gave in and it was a good decision. smart phones are genuinely worth the price. do kinda miss having a flip phone, a had a moterroller one and it looked cool

I think my water is contaminated (water smells like shit no matter what tap it comes from).

I just had a shower and I smell like shit. I've basically loaded my pores with bacterial water and I don't know what to do lads.

Pls help, I smell so bad

>>34938209
>>34938239

all i want my phone to do is call and text
i think that constant connection to the internet isnt good for a person and would rather not have the option
thats just my opinion man

>>34938260
>Pls help, I smell so bad

Have a shower lad

>>34937243
Keep us updated - on /brit/.

>>34938270
No I can't, not with that shitty water. The water from the shower even smells awful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7csVkW_x-hA

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>making shepherd's pie
>using lentils instead of mince beef

>>34938260
Get some water from shop n rinse urslf using a cup n soap

>>34938323
>shepherd's pie
>beef

shepherds pie's have lamb in them

you're thinking of a cottage pie

To!stop being a virgin, just stop!worrying bout it. Step 1.

So I am non-compliant at home, at school I'm just shy and awkward
And I don't need no goddamn psychologist
Tryna diagnose why I have all these underlying problems
Thinking he can try and solve them
I'm outside chalking up drawings on the sidewalk
And in the front drive talking to myself
Either that or inside hiding off in the corner somewhere quiet
Trying not to be noticed 'cause I'm crying and sobbing
I had a bad day at school so I ain't talking
Some cocksucker shoved me into a fucking locker
'Cause he said that I eyeballed him

Is Eminem, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

>>34938347
He used Lentils so the technical term is Faggot Pie

>tfw taking 30 minute showers at night with the lights off

try it lads, its really nice

>>34938360
No ur normal

>>34938347
Fair enough, lad. Whenever me mum made it she called it shepherd's pie but used beef. Cottage pie was never uttered in my house.

>>34938368
aren't faggots a type of meatball?

oh you mean he's a faggot
yes

haha

>>34938379
is your mum kay?

>fall asleep for a few hours
>wake up
>check phone to see if anyone has invited me out

:(

>>34938368
I think a pie made with faggots would be alright

>>34938371
>tfw,not had a shower all week.
been all stinky at work.teehee

>>34937621
You have to have matches and talk to them to get to that stage. I'm not attractive enough to get many matches and the few ones I get they just end up ghosting me

New job lads. 4k raise, and it's a permanent position when I was 6 weeks from the end of my temp contract.

Need to move to either Liverpool or Manchester for it though. Never really spent time in either outside of a day or two in Liverpool. Which do you reckon?

>oneitis sends me box of codeine with hearts and shit written on it
REEEEE JUST START BEING A BITCH SO I CAN HATE YOU

>>34938389
>is your mum kay?
No, my mum is called heather

>>34937976
of course I fucking love there

>>34938464
Tried being witty?

>>34938502
I mean live. I definitely don't love it.

>>34937954

Also having no social queues, not understanding social etiquette. Not being able to "see" peoples faces, you only see the components of a face.

>>34938510
I'm not confident enough for that

>>34937621
as someone who lost here virginity at 22, i cant honestly tell you that there is more to sex than that and you know it if you're not a virgin. you have to meet up with the girl, date her, and make the move at the right time. to all these virgins you are making it sound like you just say "wanna fuck bby" to girls on tinder which almost never works. its not hard for normies as they say because they know when to make the move, how to take control of the situation, how to date women etc. the guys on here dont, i am still learning myself. you sound really inconsiderate of people.

lads theres a really old, small crypt in the cemetery near me
the door is a small wooden thing and i could break it down without any problems

if i were to become homeless, is it a viable place to live?

all hypothetical of course no intent here

>>34938581
If you fancy sleeping on a concrete floor and being haunted, sure.

>>34938546
I can show you. What's your strategy like?

>>34938549
Sometimes it boils down to that when you get the hang of it. Easier than it looks desu

>>34938581
Have you been in?
Are you going to go in tonight and take pictures for all your friends at /britfeel/?

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>>34937621
what are you doing on /r9k/, just leave you've got better things to do than make us feel bad.

>>34938581
I'd come n live there with u m8. We can eat bones.

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>had to get adult braces

my teeth hurt

Hey guys, I have sex with women with ease. This seems like a totally normal place for me to hang out. Have I mentioned how I have sex?

>>34938601
i could sort out a sleeping bag and blankets probably

>>34938609
the cemetery is closed just now, it closes at 6 this time of year
so id have to be in before then and leave the next morning

>>34938102
>and I can't face people high, I start overthinking about how I interact with them.

happens to me all the time after a toot, especially in the kebab shop

>>34938667
Me too even tho I'm socially retarded.
I always play the crazed artist/artist angle. Totes works.

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Lads I need advice quick.

Should I put a photo of myself on my CV?

If so, should I wear a suit? I will be applying to min wage chippy jobs and part time shit.

or should this go on the cover letter?

>>34938673
They know you're high. You might as well give into it.

>>34938689
>Should I put a photo of myself on my CV?

no, don't do this unless you'd doing acting or something

>>34938670

Wouldn't they check it?

>>34938213
looks pretty cushty to me anon, what piece you got to smoke in such a discreet area?

>>34938474

Take her out for a drink as a thank you.

>>34938602
>Sometimes it boils down to that when you get the hang of it.

yeah, it happens on one offs like but you have to be good looking, and get lucky. i have had the odd girl that is up for it but that is only because im good looking. out of about 100 matches on tinder, only a few of them have been up for casual sex. yeah, its possible for people to lose their virginity if they put in effort, the problem is that people on here dont know what they are doing or they suffer from anxiety. i have turned down girls who have offered me sex on dating sites or tinder because i felt awkward about meeting up with someone who i have never spoke to before and fucking them.

kettle broke the other day so all i've got to rely on is the saucepan, convenience is a thing of the past, woe is me.

>>34938707
Cant. She lives far away. I'm the dumb faggot considering a drug fuelled weekend with her even though she's in love with her bf and also dangerously schizophrenic.

>>34938698
no idea desu, i hope not

how severe would the charge be for something like that anyway, assuming im not desecrating the body

>>34938467
Don't post in both threads

>>34938737
why do you bother putting in this much effort to someone who has a bf? fair enough if you want to be friends but you should trying talking to other girls

>>34937873
Posting here.

Originally

>>34938689
Don't do this unless you're from mainland europe

>>34938767
It just sort of happened. We're both NEETS and online all day so we talk all the time. I was quite comfy with my lonely little life til I went back on fb and she gatecrashed it.

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Got some stubbies on the way home, won a tenner on a scratchcard and daddy's coming round in a bit to buy me food. It's a good evening lads.

Post 'em if you love 'em.

>>34938868
>and daddy's coming
Azu?

just brushed my teeth, feel minty fresh

>>34938802
i get ya. i was a neet for like 2 years, and i tried getting into women but the whole neet thing seemed to put them off. now im in uni and that seems to put most women off if they are working full time and usually the women i try getting do work full time because im 22. i

i dated one neet girl and have spoke to a few this one neet girl said she was afraid of getting buses, and she used to always argue with her parents. the neet girl i dated was just fucking stupid and quite dirty as in unclean. funny thing is these weird neet girls where only like 5 out of 10 and they got more sex than any guy i have ever know.

neet girls are way more strange than neet guys but they have way better social lives.

>>34938698
gonna go have a look around the cemetery just now lad

the sign inside says it closes at 6, but im just gonna see if anyone actually closes the gates

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UKIP arent going to win stoke, are they lads?

>>34938931
of course they have better social lives, they're girls. it matter what your personality is as long as you have a vagina hundreds of guys will be begging for your attention

>>34938705

I only smoke joints lad; I keep a low profile to avoid hassle of 'the popo' and weed vigilantes.

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>>34939037
course not, now that brexit has passed most people don't care about UKIP

also paul nuttall gives them a lot of bad press

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>>34938868
I still love my waifu. After all this time.

>>34938868
Call me DADDY right now

>>34939037
UKIP aren't going to last now that brexit has happened and Nige has bounced

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>tfw ywn be in a foursome with hannah and her friends

>>34939096
Did UKIP EVER have anyone of any worth other than Nige? Reading his book btw. Did you guys know he lost a testicle to cancer?

>>34938931
They have better lives because people will buy shit for them and they always have daddy to get them what they want

>>34939134
Not really, their only hope had a fistfight with a colleague in Brussels and had to resign.

It wasn't cancer, it was an assassination attempt

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Good evening, /britfeel/!

How are you all feeling?
What have you got planned tonight?

Hope you're all doing well and have a fun night filled with joy!

Bit of reading, bit of vidya and some TV tonight for me!

Security anon are you feeling any better today by any chance?

Also snek anon are you still feeling creative?would love to see a doodle from you!

>>34938868
posting mah boi
Won six pounds on a 3 pound scratch card myself this week. Things are looking up.

Where is the other thread? Is there something other than britfeel??

>>34939134
Dude's had quite a few brushes with death.

As for other people, Raheem Kassam sounds like a cool dude, his twitter feed is pretty good.

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>tfw when the weed hits

Anyone else watch Varg's most recent video? It seemed to be targetted at people like us.

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>>34939134
You're forgetting their best leader

>>34939133
one on the right looks like she has a nice pair on her

>>34939155
>It wasn't cancer, it was an assassination attempt
They infected his bollock with cancer when he was 21, before he ever got into politics?

>>34939210
>before he ever got into politics?

oh you naive boy

>>34939188
Fucking hell, the good old days when UKIP were a complete joke.

Off for my weekly nigger visit lads! Let's hope they got me some super 'sticky icky icky' in their nigger stash!

C ya in a few hours lads!!!111

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>>34938868
kek has truly graced you today lad. you getting 10 more scratchcards
love this little snek desu

>>34939165
>Raheem Kassam
Suspicious but he is an ex-muslim that eats bacon sandwiches so maybe he's alright.

>>34939226
I'm living vicariously though you lad.

Take a photo of the weed you get afterwards.

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>>34939176
>when you smoke too much and you can't tell if you're really high or dying

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Does anyone have the Nige version of this? Where he says 'Vote UKIP'?

>>34939294
Usually I pace up and down my room like a autist until it wears off when I get that.

Any lads here on anti depressants? Seriously think I might need them. I can't even function properly. Constantly think about suicide.

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How Will Donald Trump Feel About Becoming a Meme?

FAKE NEWS

>>34939316
taking antidepressants won't help you and might make things worse
best to just go outside and get exercise a lot

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>>34939314
I usually have a wank, no joke i feel fine after.

>>34939316
Im on trazadone for sleep and depression they are fucking good

>>34939316
I'm on venlafaxine. It's better to make changes naturally but sometimes you're too low to do that and the pills can give you the leg up you need. Took me a long time to find the right meds though so you're really rolling the dice.

>>34939157
feeling better than i did earlier. just up at a mates been on babysitter duties all afternoon. roblox and minecraft has been fun.
plus moulding the next generation is fun.
i may be feeling creative.
watching a film tomorrow. but will get on muh tablet after.
>tfw,back to attempting to fend for myself
the maids left me. for his ex and kids. the selfish twat.solitary

>>34939317

"The memes are real, you posted them, of course they're real. The dankness is fake; fake, totally fake."

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>>34939340
I might try that.

>>34939133

Do you have any more pictures of the rightmost girl

I'd take her to a monster truck rally and then dinner at Nando's

>>34939317
The forced election memes coming out of reddit are shit. There's no humor in them, they're just bashing Trump and idolizing Obongo.

>>34939090
seems fair man, i used to do the same but i've gotten used to walking around, is your area well policed?

Eating one meal a day shouldn't stop me from losing weight as long as I'm at a caloric deficit, right?

>>34939339
I've tried all of this but this time its just overwhelming. I actually feel worse when I go out because it reminds me how socially retarded I am.
>>34939357
I've tried meditation, positive thinking etc... But it doesn't seem to help. Its almost like a physical sensation at the front of my head, if that even makes sense.
>>34939346
Any bad side affects?

>>34939372
gonna be one of the best wanks you've had

>>34937066

>He's a stoner
>He calls other people normies

>>34939176
>mfw 2 grams to smoke through
>driving tomorrow afternoon

should i risk it?

>>34939427
So you're too scared to try weed? Faggot.

>>34939226
phoowee!

>>34939438
yes.
blaze away lad. let future you deal with the consequences

>>34939419
>Any bad side affects?
just the shit for a week as your body gets used to them

>>34939438
you will be fine, by the afternoon you should be good to go

>>34938892
No my actual dad

and azu isn't a daddy he's a twink

>>34939476
Are you going to fuck him? please record

>>34939419
Was on Citalopram for about a month before i stopped taking it. For me, it just numbed every emotion except anger.

The more you go outside, the less overwhelmed you will feel.

>>34939444

I'm not 'scared', I just have no reason to.

>>34939509
Hhmmm, anger I could work with.

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Havent smoked for 4 days.

Odds I buy some tobacco, evens I dont.

dubs i buy weed.

>>34939362
My lil' bro plays the shit out of roblox and minecraft. To be fair the loads of different game modes in both are quite cool, kinda like a cheap garry's mod.

>tablet after
I shall wait with bated breath, snek anon!.

What you gonna watch?

Awww I'm sorry to hear that, it sounded like a b good set up desu. At least you don't have to wait for him to leave before fapping now! Always a silver lining.

>>34939660
Picture made me laugh.

Just buy weed. Quitting smoking is about 10x easier when you have weed.

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>>34938868
just ordered chinese lads

what's everyone eating for dindins

>>34939698
Only smoke spliffs though, I got a pipe but I dont use it anymore.

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>Started getting /fit/ a few weeks ago
>Released that the girl I had a massive crush was a complete psychopath
>Feel like I'm getting better at guitar
>Finally feeling comfortable not having a lot of friends
>Made it into silver on RB6 siege
>Been no fap for the last 2 weeks
>Feeling better than I have in a long time

>>34939710
Cottage pie. But with lentils because apparently I'm a poofter

>>34939719
You ever had a bucket? Try it. Easy to build a bucket kit with the shit around your house.

>>34939720
how to get past day 1 of nofap?

>>34939710
I had some leftover homemade pizza

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>>34939710
some chips+gravy from the chippy
german peppered salami
an apple

and later I'll eat some red seedless grapes

>>34939733
by not fapping

>>34939720
That's great lad. Good work.

I'd say the exercise is probably making more of a difference than not wanking but who knows.

>>34939710
>Chinese
>Enjoy your no gains

I had whole wheat pasta with pancetta, Parmesan and mozzarella and then a small ball of cashew nuts for desert.

And before people point out the fat in the cheese and nuts, I've got to do it every once in a while to up my calcium in take as I cannot drink milk without throwing up.

Enjoy your take out tho anon

>>34938941
well the gates were open, maybe it isnt actually looked after properly by anyone

will see how much space there is in the crypt tomorrow
this post is a work of fiction officer

>>34939476
>and azu isn't a daddy he's a twink
He looks fat as fuck in his dick pics

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>>34938868

>tfw literally and unironically making 4 journeys by train tomorrow

I wish I had wings, like a bird

>>34937156
half decent taste lad

>>34939733
Work out, makes you tired, have a cold shower, go to bed at a sensible time, the trick is to eliminate all chances to get bored

>>34939720

>silver

Fucking scrub

>>34939771
anybody who points out the fat in nuts is a bender, not all fat is bad and nuts are full of protein as well

>>34939751
Your probs right, but really the nofap has been about getting away from porn more than anything else

plus I'm trying to muscle up, so keep all my testosterone in my body probs doesn't do any harm

>>34939795
I've been stuck in bronze one for suck a long time, lose one win one

I was gold one last season, this time it feels harder to progress

>>34939791
too many stacys at uni, by the time i get home i have insane blueballs and have to fap

>>34939816
my nuts are definitely full of protein lmao

>>34939816
Exactly, plus its about weekly in take more than daily in take, so you can eat a little extra of some stuff on some days as long as it balances out over the week

>>34939340
wanking is an amazing say to get rid of the impending doom feeling, the problem is because wanking is such a useful way of getting rid of the feeling i find myself smoking loads so i get way too high then fapping to get rid of the intensity and then i feel like the high is a bit ruined

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>>34939847
You got to go to a uni where most of the girls are ugly
pic related

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>>34939851
not going to lie, got a little giggle out of me

>>34939660
Women were a mistake. I wish I could smoke but I have a shitty throat.

>>34939883
Swansea in general is just a scummy place

>>34939851
can you give me a dispense a lethal dose of protein from them for me lad

>>34939905
Dont say that, I love Swansea to death, its kinda shitty, but thats part of the charge, really love the place
(girls here are the fucking worst tho)

>>34939687
i love playing em desu. look forward to the days i do babysitting.
gonna watch akira seen it before but wasn't really paying attention
the maid set up was great. like being back at mummys. somebody taking care of me was breddy good.
yeah you're right, wanking whenever i want is defo fun. will knock 1 out when i get home me thinks.
thanks for putting a positive spin on it lad

>>34939883
yeah i fell for the 'uni is nothing like highschool' meme and thought i would fit in and get lots of girls kek, even picked a uni with high female to male ratio and lower ranked since i thought it would help me get laid it didn't

>>34939720
Good lad. I started getting /fit/ last year, now I'm a big guy (for you).

>>34939919
Name one good thing in Swansea

>>34939774
Sorry if you've answered this but why might you be homeless?

>>34939956
Is there a bridge to throw yourself off?

who's in london? i wanna fuck something t/b/h

>>34939946
It isn't anything like high school.

I dunno why you thought that would suddenly, magically make you attractive to women though.

>>34937066

What is wrong with reddit? I think reddit hate is a meme

>>34940028
Reddit is good if you only follow the good subreddits.

But if you don't have an account and just log on to the main page, it is absolutely fucked.

>>34940028
>upvotes
>usernames
>join dates
>site layout
>thread layout

>>34940028
>What is wrong with reddit?

its a circle jerk because of the karma system. sometimes people can be cunts on 4chan but at least they are being honest, and when they are nice its genuine and not for karma points. reddit is for normies

>>34940043

>upvotes
Harvesting upvotes/karma is like harvesting (you)s

>Usernames
This place is full of tripfags, and a lot of anons that are basically the 'personalities'

>Join dates
Sorts out the newfags

>Site layout
I agree fully

>Thread layout
Not a massive deal, it's easier to track your own replies anyway.

>>34939956
The Beach
The night life
The massive fuck off telly in the quadrant
You can little walk from one side of Swansea to the other in less than an hour
Open mic at JC's
Best Rugby team in Wales
The Uni is pretty top
Swansea voted leave
Easy access to heroin
Massive instrument store
Swansea Market
The street performers

Swansea is fucking great

>>34940021
this was before i discovered /r9k/ and thought women were rational and genetics weren't important.

i'm saying it's like highshool in terms of social such as groups, popular, unpopular, nerds, chads, stacys, etc. it's just a different environment the parameters are all the same

>>34940076
>This place is full of tripfags, and a lot of anons that are basically the 'personalities'

not really. there are only a few tripfags and people hate them. having a username gives people a personality, and therefore people will act a certain way to reinforce a personality they have created. when people are anonymous they are more honest about how they feel. you get more shitposters but its worth it.

>>34940076
It's not like harvesting (You)s at all. A (You) doesn't carry over between threads or even posts and is mostly ironic.
This place isn't full of tripfags and they are despised because they seek attention. Same goes for anyone with a username.
No, what it does is gives people who have been on the site more power and causes you to ignore newer posters. On 4chan people are judged on their posts alone, not their history.
Site and thread layout are both awful. It allows you to search by what's hot or trending, it's not honest. Being so narcissistic that you only care about replies to your own posts? Reddit really is the place you should be.

>>34939919
One of my housemates in uni was this pear-shaped daddy's little princess from Swansea. She was a proper little upper-middle-class queen, got right on my tits every time she opened her mouth.

Would've fucked her in a heartbeat though.

her boyfriend was a drug dealer whose mum was the madam of a brothel so I knew to stay clear of that mess even if I had a hope in hell anyway

>>34940114

Humans will always be like this because we're mammals. We're ruled by dominance hierarchies and will always try to surround ourselves with like minded people in tribal cliques.

>>34939967
my dad has been missing for a while and my mum has had a massive mental breakdown

she might need to go into care

>>34940198
Sounds like Swansea apart from upper middle class, got pics?

Any suggestions for what to buy my sister?

She's in her early 20's

>>34940028
all the main and popular subreddits are cancer in its purest form

one of the most popular subredditrs and /pol/ is indistinguishable at this point, same with /r9k/ and subreddits. I don't use them or the wider /pol/ /r9k/ these days, just stick to the brit threads which are sort of self contained and alright

A lot of subreddits are better than this place all together, ones that aren't mainstream and small and people aren't there for le karma. I don't post though.

>>34940241
Has he run off with another woman?

>>34940269
an original dildo

>>34940281
>, just stick to the brit threads which are sort of self contained and alright

same, lad. this is the only place i come to on 4chan these days. feel like i am part of a little community tbqh.

i used to go on advice quite a lot but i got fed up on the constant relationship threads

>>34940290
doubtful, he wasnt that kind of guy and knows what its like to have a partner leave you suddenly

my mum asked me to identify him if hes found dead

>>34940241
My mum has also had a full on meltdown, like she isn't anything like how she used to be. I should have known something was up when she was going on about hearing people talking about her but it seemed believable at first but it descended into madness, she thinks people watch her all the time and that the house is rigged with mics and cams, she barely leaves the house and when she does she goes for the these random walks and she often disappears for days on end sometimes she tells me she is going sometimes she will leave when I go out or something and just leave me to get on with stuff on my own. shit is fucked up

>>34940269
Why are you buying things for your paki family? I thought you hated them.

>>34940269
A burqa to cover her whore body

>>34940337
Fucks sake mate I am sorry.

There is absolutely no trace of him? How long has he been gone?

>>34940341
im sorry lad. my auntie has went off the rails and it has brought on so much stress and agony. i hope things get better.

>>34940343
Making an effort

Shows I'm better than thrm, that I care about them more than they do me

My littke sisters wouldn't even give me a chip off their plate

>>34940358
8 days now, he left work to come home but never did

he usually drives to and from but my mum needed the car so he took public transport, fuck knows what happened

>>34940269
some chocolate from thorntons or similar chocolate shops

that's what I buy my sister anyway

>>34939660
close to trips there lad, what baccy do you smoke?

>>34940028

Less and less every day. There used to be a very distinguishing wall between Reddit and 4chan, they were polar opposites.

Politically, 4chan was far-right, and Reddit was very SJW/Progressive/Liberal. Now the main politics board here is becoming very liberal, and the biggest politics sub-reddits are conservative.

With regards to women, /r9k/ used to have a very critical view of women, and had absolutely 0 respect from promiscuous women. Reddit used to have a very progressive view, and reddit men would have no problem marrying a woman with 74 sex partners in her history.

/r9k/ now worships women, at the very least they have more respect for women than men. Reddit on the other hand is now filled with men of self-respect who wouldn't get married, or only to a respectable woman.

Times change, the layout and karma system is shit, but the userbase on reddit is a lot better.

>>34940429
holborn laddo, think I might grab some in a second anyway and maybe a few beers.

>>34940409
>Shows I'm better than thrm, that I care about them more than they do me
Calm down, Narcissus. You're staring at your reflection a bit too much.

>>34940454
sound lad, love holborn, used to smoke gv

>>34940409
That's a bizarre reason to buy someone a gift.

Are you sure you aren't mentally ill? It would explain a lot.

anyone else get really fucking horny after working out? im sitting here with a big fuck off bonner and its annoying me.

i feel like i just want to fight and fuck

>responding to tripfag pakis
Why do this to yourself?

>>34940482
it's a simple question with simple answers

at least he's not being a pervert

>>34940479
Yeah I do a lot of the times. Working out releases hormones and reminds your body it's actually a fighting fuck machine.

>>34940412
Christ almighty lad. I hope he turns up.

Are the police any help? I feel like when you actually need them they are fucking useless.

>>34940468
cant stand gv, dont know why everyone smokes it to be fair but different folks different strokes. think im gunna grab my baccy now anyway hopefully not too many students in tesco express buying alcohol for the night right now.

>>34940498
not sure whats going on but they searched all about the house for whatever it is you look for in this situation and asked some basic questions

i left my bedroom to let them search and when they left i went back in, and my tablets screen was smashed. they must have dropped it and then just never said anything

>>34940514
aye, soon switched out of smoking gv in the end after my old man introduced me to old holborn

give it a few minutes lad, it's about peak time at the moment

>>34940543
>my tablets screen was smashed. they must have dropped it and then just never said anything

btfo, thatll teach you to mess with the police

>>34940424
Nah, it's unhealthy and will be gone in a day

Think I'm just gonna give her the hoodie I bought for myself

>>34940452
Agreed, feel the same way

>>34940462
Opposite, I care

>>34940478
I'm buying to express love

>>34937474
Are you still alive? Or did those chavs murder the fuck out of you?

>tfw stuck in East Devon

>>34940543
What a bunch of utter cunts.

Hope he turns up safe and well lad. Best of luck.

>>34940452
>Politically, 4chan was far-right
I've been here for over a decade now and I've seen it swing from left to right like a fucking pendulum. It's never been consistent.

>Now the main politics board here is becoming very liberal
Politically 4chan was more left-leaning during the Bush administration as well. This place is basically the original counter-culture and exists to oppose the status quo and establishment, whatever it might be. Hang around long enough and pay enough attention, and you'll all see it.

>/r9k/ now worships women, at the very least they have more respect for women than men
M8. Are we even in the same universe?

Also you're making the fatal mistake of expecting an entire anonymous community that prides itself on individualism and freedom of expression to share the same single common attitude.

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What a strange black gentleman.

>>34940497
dont even know what i doing lad. im trying to talk to this typical stacy on pof because im horny as fuck, and now i have just asked her if she wants to meet up for fun. got nothing to lose but i will probably get ignored.

my dick is taking over

>>34937621
I have fucked a few women but I disagree with you there. Only matches I ever got on tinder were 2/10s

And even then getting those matches was rare as fuck

>>34940599
Go for it mate. I'm stuck in a cycle of working out/horniness/frustration/despair/motivation

>>34940604
same mostly lad. dont even get women on the internet. why do they have such retatded standards, and put fuck all effort into conversation

speaking to some girl on pof, she is the typical stacy. i have just asked her why she puts in no effort. bet ya she will blank me

>>34939783
and none of those will be to us ;_;

>>34940640
same. i need a gf.

>>34940595
the jewess and the amusing black guy are having a baby?

>>34940564
Alright Amir? Haven't seen you in ages. What's your opinon on
>Your blog getting any comments at all
>Your life being a failure
>Your thoughts of backing out to be a tranny when it was obvious you just wanted attention
Missed your delusions desu

>>34939779
He is fat as fuck. Waifuposters have the lowest of standards

I'm a normie, give me one reason why I shouldn't post here other than 'REEEEEEEEEEEEE'

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>>34939710
chicken dippers and curly fries :^)

I have a sore throat and have a sweat on. What would some codeine do to that situation?

>>34939779
Azu is super skinny, you're thinking of junlad.

>>34940756
this is the fat cunt

>>34940756
>Ywn cook Junlad a top quality dindin and be rewarded with having his butt sat on your face

>bf arriving soon
>will be getting a greasy disgusting kebab and other things from a takeaway when hes here

this weekend is going to be pretty fantastic desu lads

>>34940770
oi i'm not fat i'm big-boned :<

I'm only 12 stone now...

>>34940778
hahaha top memes

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>>34940782
I WANT A BF TO HAVE A SLOPPY KEBAB WITH, ITS NOT FAIR!

>>34939710
bag of pistachio nuts and a salad, I want a fucking pizza

I have to sit at a desk all night though so I can't afford to eat shit all night or I'll be bigger than end of the line elvis in a month

>>34940770
You will never be a girl you mentally ill freak

>>34940452
Are you purposely describing the opposite of the truth for some reason?

>>34940797
being a fat cunt is in the heart, not the waist

and the cunt part is pretty inarguable

>>34940782
Enjoy him shitting kebab grease on your knob you savage.

>>34940810

No, what in my post was incorrect?

asked girl on dating sites why she is basically putting in no effort. she said "im gonna go now".

what do you reckon lads?

>>34940826
fair, but nothing wrong with that.
>>34940782
i'm getting an Indian takeaway tomorrow XD

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Just came back from Tesco, bought some baccy and got some Cider cans. Might cook the ribs I bought too in a bit

>>34940852
I reckon you blew it

>>34940854
>there is nothing wrong with acting in a way that is morally wrong

>>34940800
4chan is your best bet lad, but strap in for a potentially long ride

>>34940828
>ever having the bumsex without cleaning properly

besides im feeling lazy tonight, ill probably just get him to gag on my cock while we watch stuff desu

>>34940868
mate, i never wanted her, that is why i said. she was boring, i would never date someone like that.

>>34940800
Lad you live near south west? can be bf if you blow me erry night

>>34940838
You just wrongfully claimed /pol/ is becoming very liberal. Easy enough for you to link three threads with very liberal thinking in it then. No?

>>34940648

I've often wondered this. The same reason why women put "no boring ppl" in their profiles like what?

Fuck off you stupid cunt. Find your own entertainment.

>>34940852
Send her a pic of your dick.

>>34940838
Can't be bothered explaining. I'm probably wrong. Gonna go have a wank

>>34940604
>>34940648
I would like to specify I didn't fuck anyone from tinder. My standards are 6/10 plus

>>34940852
Ask her who her favourite power ranger is

>>34940870
subjective innit lad hahah.

Are you a lonely virgin looking for a GIRLFRIEND?

do you live in LONDON?

I am a slighty chubby female willing to let you eat me out

I will NOT travel to you, YOU must come to me. I also like to be wined and dined, mostly I enjoy donner kebabs.

Post email or skype if interested

>>34940939

This is probably better than the average britfeel meme?

>>34940939
Wait a minute, are you offering to be someone's girlfriend or do you just want them to eat you out?

>>34940939
>eat me out
How would that cure virginity?

>>34940939
I AM FUCKING HOWLING
I had forgotten about you and thought you had fucked off

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REMEMBER THIS WARNING LADS

>>34940939
>london
>not manchester

not interested

>>34940939

Auld meme.

>>34940971
>I AM FUCKING HOWLING

This is so cringe inducing, please stop saying it.

>>34940722
>>Your blog getting any comments at all
My blog has over 2000 comments
I love havibg feedback to work with

>>Your life being a failure
I have a job

>>Your thoughts of backing out to be a tranny when it was obvious you just wanted attention
I still have gender dysphoria, just a matter of how to handle it
Laser and the cream are working somewhat

>>34940963
It can become a regular thing if you are interested.

>>34940964
If it becomes a regular thing I may be more comfortable with doing more.

Also please post your skype or email if interesteD DONT WAIST MY TIME