Voice / Vocaroo Thread

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jqtc7dwRvM

:3c

>>34936729
No, sorry, I'm a deaf mute. Also I'm blind.

>>34936834
I'm so sorry, I didn't know. I didn't mean to offend you.

>>34936865
I'm sorry, but I can't hear you - I'm blind.

>>34936759
Very nice anon

origami

Can some qt girl record herself telling me that everything is going to be ok and that my tendies are almost ready?

No traps pls

>>34937538
What do you have against traps?

>>34937538
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yMRFWkZnIV
i was bored ccc: enjoy i guess?

pleas guys rate my voice !

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Fc27FJMRKv

>>34938016
T-thank you. I feel better now.

>>34938072
Very deep and masculine anon

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>>34936729

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Rj59gtWvCQ

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GDrZx5rw6S
Read the first reaction image to hand.

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>>34938536
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DbABEVK5NM

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JcMh7Ftv5o

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>>34938676

http://vocaroo.com/i/s03p5ndIDmIA

>>34936759
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jqtc7dwRvM
tfw this is actually better than the original

Requesting a qt voice to say that they are hungry and ask me to feed them

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>>34936729
http://vocaroo.com/i/s149SieiwmAN

>>34938902
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CDIZyCdRPo

>>34938902
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fNWN2PmvLJ

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e7ARFQuss9

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>>34938929

Sounds like they've mastered the ability to bee themselves

>>34938902

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zCaD8QgXSb

>>34936729
ill take song requests

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KHFkukztix

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Give a monotone-voiced guy things to say in French or English

>>34938899
>tfw I can't sing and play an instrument at the same time

That was nice. I liked it a lot

if you give me anything to say, I can try saying it

but I'm at a friend's house, so if it's too embarassing I'll pass...
I can always whistle something if you wish

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qgw8NIvvlH

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U0ySL9lcN1

sorry it quickly accelerated to autism

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>>34939142
Requesting one (1) round of pic related being spoken.

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hey chaps, i'm too much of a lifeless autismo to think of anything to say, so I guess I'll be open to any suggestions any of you have. Just no REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing or hentai moans.

>>34939644
"Last call for passenger Smith. Please proceed urgently to gate number B47."

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>>34939672
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LsI8Dte7TF
not the anon but still

>>34939702
You have a pretty okay voice.

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>>34939644

"Get out of here, STALKER!" in your best attempt at a stereotypical Russian accent.

>>34939707
for u
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zrMtENAEjr

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>>34939727
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W6pMf4xGE2

Humor me. Act like you mean it.

>If there is a god, he has forsaken us all

>>34939672
The anon. Apologies for poor mic quality.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ujt4En2Pv8
>>34939727
It was my best attempt at the accent, so you'll have to forgive me if it was poorly done.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PJjOnPysig

>>34939798
Your talking speed is appropriate, but the clarity of the pronounciation is lacking. Sounds like you'd get hired at the airport for announcements immediately!

>>34939782
>try it
>come out sounding like an autist
new one pls

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hSlj6yfLFf
i sound so cute guys

>>34939854
"If you had one shot, or one opportunity,
to seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
would you capture it...
Or just let it slip?"

>>34939864
I'd tell you to choke on a dick, but it sounds like you're already doing so.

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Requesting a biological female to tell me about her day, briefly.

>>34939879
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Kr4H5g1RcY
i got chu

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>>34939864
anon is this you
original commento desu

>>34939928
yes its me want me to post another

>>34939973
you can if you want to i guess

>>34939604
You sound like an original qt

>>34939584
You have a nice voice anon.

>>34939731
I was going to tell you the same but nevermind.

>>34939921
kek

>>34939121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo
Please

please kill me

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aKEH4hrmZ8

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>>34939727
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XoaekmcoQ6

i just can't get the inflections right

>>34940490
Voice sounds normal desu.

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>>34939854
>>34939782

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PVmO9OluHp

wow you were right anon

how can I sound less gay? I hate my voice.

>>34940496
headphones fell off

>>34940988
Take that dick out of your mouth for a start

>>34941515
I don't have any dicks in my mouth right now

>>34940912
Kek you just convinced me not to do it

>>34941588
Post your voice then senpai

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GWYLc2VH64

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sbcEb7pKeR

>>34939644
Read this senpai
"My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do... I just fuckin' hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here."

>>34940490

http://vocaroo.com/i/s03HL80iquvj

>>34941627
I can't do it, I don't even know what to say and I get nervous when I'm being recorded

>>34941921
Just read out some lines of a copypasta or a book or something.

>>34941921

Make a recording of "I'm a huge faggot, please rape my face"

>>34936759
I love this. orageniae

>>34939142
>He woke up the following morning and thought his room looked different. His mouth was bleeding; four of his teeth had fallen out in the night. They looked sorta like dog teeth. Everyone in the supermarket looked like some sort of demon, and they all had gigantic bacteria ridden crotches buried in all the god damned produce.

>>34940196
thanks this warms my heart cause i am often very anxious about my voice

>>34938016

is this a voice program? you sound robotic.

>>34942509
Doesn't sound robotic to me

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C6obq3y3RS
my voice is ok

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PLeAB5ZCO0
strategy vidya quotes

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0f8k66V77nR
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x686pDAO4v
impressions


I always post the same shit in these threads

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uKfr256qYQ

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gvjJTHDrLH

hope you enjoy

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ESrF18fCP8
Background noise please stay forever

>>34944384
"shove that lighter
2 feet down your throat
I hope you fucking die"

"I feel like crap
I fucked up my life so damn bad
I'd be happy if I just one day keeled over and died"

(not my quotes btw)

"welcome.. to the cum zone"
"who ate all my cum? a mystery"
"beating off in church with dad"

>>34944471
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E76mDaaWf0
Shit, I said kneeled instead of keeled

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0An7Kav4NPC

>>34944530
heh close enough
thanks

>>34944666
1. Sleep
2. driftin.io
3. Watch Kitchen Nightmares clips on Youtube

>>34944384
This one >>34941821

originalasdf

>>34944683
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CNykbPUjLo
Mouse clicks and the sound of depression are my specialty

>>34944723
Sorry anon I quoted the wrong post before, I'm sure whoever's post that was will appreciate it though.

>>34944710
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nr6Ks9LZdh
wUUUUUUUUrms

>>34944700
>Watch Kitchen Nightmares clips on Youtube
ooh it was such a long time ago

will try to watch it now

thank you anon

>>34944762
Don't you dare bamboozle me like that again, else you're going to hear the loudest ree you've ever heard normalfaggot, roastie worshipping, scum

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uJ7MjyUseG
woooo wooooo woooooooooo

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Esckd9iuCr

>>34944775
Top kek, thanks for the reading anon.

>>34944883
I like it anon, seems to come straight from your heart. Not the best but that doesn't matter. In short, you sound adorable and I love you

>>34945095
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02VGrIiKp9u
I like you too, anon

>>34944666

What accent is that Satan?

>>34945232
Pls stop making me sad. This is hitting me too hard

Anybody with more scenic reading abilities than me wanting to read/sing the lament for Boromir?

http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/28966-through-rohan-over-fen-and-field-where-the-long-grass

>>34945463
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08mG7aRLzL1

>>34945691
Thank you, Anonette. Much appreciated.

>>34941821
here you go anon, sorry for the delay, was playing vidya. Also i've got a bit of a cold which wasn't really noticable in the others, but is slightly present here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GkH32Lk8kr

>>34942908
>admits femal isnoy robot

You should post more voices.