Do you have any plans with your busty female friend this weekend?

>>34936711
Ironically, I do. I haven't spoken to her in like five years and I reached out to her. She's coming over tomorrow to play video-games.

Nope, she's just as socially awkward as I am

Plus I think some Chad or Tyrone is supposed to hang out with her this weekend

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>>34936848
It's hard to tell from this photo, but she is massive. She was an early bloomer and was massive in like 6th Grade.

I do. She will meet my family, hope all goes well.

>>34936711
Going to a graveyard at like 3 am tonight to try and use a ouija board. Shes pretty qt, should be fun.

>>34936935
LMAO LMAO are you in vermont

>>34936711
farewell party, she's leaving the country, probably for good
oh well. it was short but sweet

I'm meeting her for the weekend and most likely sex will be had.

>>34937433
No, what would make you think that? Oregano

>>34937577

Wow. You get to have sex with her. I haven't gone beyond groping and fapping together.

>>34936935
Oh I don't think it's too hard to tell from that photo...

Girls aren't really your friends. You'll always have your bros but do you really think your "female friends" will still hang out with you when you they're married and/or have a baby? t. 30 year old.

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>>34936711
I thought I did.

>>34938557

what happened to your weekend plans with your busty female friend?

>>34939073
Nothing, she fell asleep right when I asked her when I should come over and I had a mini panic attack about it thinking she didn't want to see me.

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>tfw she's getting a breast reduction tomorrow and lets you do whatever you want to them because she's a bro

>>34939943
Can you fuck them too or is it just hands and mouth?

>>34940340
oh god, that'd be the biggest tease of the century if you couldn't at least cum on them

Yes, i plan to respect the hell out of her

>>34939943
she's letting you fuck them right? pls respond faggit

>>34938414
They could, but you better get married as well. Then, you could hand out as couples. Ohh, but I guess that doesn't work for robots. But if you have female friends, you probably aren't that hopeless.

>>34940592
As hard as I want, she just doesn't want any jizz around her face or neck. I need to creampie them if I finish while doing it.

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>>34940798
the trusty side titfuck

>>34940798

Creampie + Tittyfuck. Interesting.

titty fucking looks stupid and feels like nothing