SIBLINGS

I HAVE ONE ONII-CHAN
HE IS OLDER THAN ME BY 5 YEARS
HE ISN'T A ROBOT
BUT I LOVE HIM VERY MUCH

>>34935170
I know that feel. I have a Stacy older sister too. I hate her guts.

Only child.
>tfw no possessive older brother to seduce

>4 siblings
>oldest sibling now since my brother died
>youngest brother is 18 and an anime addict and plays vidya and sleeps all day

Who here /middle/

Older brother is literally chad god
Younger brother has actual autism.

>>34935170
>do you have siblings?
three younger brothers, im the oldest

>are your siblings robots?
two most certainly arent, theyre about as attractive as im ugly so girl practically run after them. now the third one im not sure if he even has any non romantic friends so he might be. theyre all cool though.

>tfw youngest siblings are the most likely to be autistic since they get born when mom is in her mid 30's

>>34935274
Makes sense desu. It explains me

>>34935274
>>34935293
This is true desu. Each sibling is less normie than the previous one.

My older brother is a Chad

>>34935170
Two siblings, both older my bother is 30, and my sister is 25.

>>34935274
>>34935323
I wish I was an only child. My parents lavished all their love and affection on my older sister and had none left for me. They didn't care to give me anything but old clothes and a daily meal. No play dates or team sports, no cool new trendy stuff, no travelling to fucking Europe with friends. No money set aside for a college education. Then they wonder why I ended up this way.

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>>34935170
It's another blame everyone but yourself for all your problems thread

>>34935662
nobody is responsible for anything

free will is an illusion

2 older sisters, not robots but also not Staceys.
1 younger sister, too young to tell, but so far she has been the most energetic of us all.

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>my sisters are succesful professionals
>my brothers are directionless and just go around doing odd jobs

>>34935170
I have twin sister only 25 minutes older than me, and a younger sister who's only 8 years old. In addition I have two older stepbrothers, one is in his twenties and the other is 19, and finally a younger stepbrother who's 13.

>>34935729
Are you a girl?
Be there for your little sister and steer her in the right direction. Give her everything you thought you deserved growing up.

>>34935170
>> do you have siblings?
two older sisters. One is married to a successful Jamal (he's a detective) and the other has been in a long term relationship with one dude since high school and is studying to be a Charted Acountant
>> are you the eldest, middle or youngest?
youngest. I'm 21, my eldest sister is probably late 30s
>> are your siblings robots?
definitely not. My yougnest sister is a normie and my older sister would be a normie but she is THICC and people are really falling for the thicc meme these days so she gets treated like a stacie which in turn has turned her into a stacie.

Thanks for the survey OP. All things considered I really love my sisters. The youngest one is actually very nice to me. I think she understands that I'm different and even panders to my autism (bought me my 3ds at age 20, buys me pokemon paraphalania and tendies (not even memeing)). My older sister mocks me sometimes and I'm not that close to her but I still love and she's pretty cool under all that bullshit.

>>34935170
>1 Full sister (1 year older than me)
Used to fight a lot like siblings do but she was always the responsible one, made me food, woke me up for school and gave me rides. As we got older she understood my autism and is now very nice and forgiving. Was always the better looking and outgoing one but she never left me out and always talked to me so I'm grateful for that. She now works at a dentist office and is doing pretty good.
>3 half siblings (all >4)
Pretty cool and quite entertaining, really annoying sometimes but they are basically babies so makes sense. Oldest one may be future fembot, she is cute but she always talks to her imaginary friends and occasionally has spats of autism.

one oniichan

hes 4 years old than me, hes unorthodox but not a robot

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>>34935170
1. yes
b. oldest
c. haha no, they're successful, attractive, motivated normalfags

>>34935170
> do you have siblings?
Yes. 1 brother.
> are you the eldest, middle or youngest?
Eldest.
> are your siblings robots?
No. He's a Chad while I'm one of the truest robots on Earth.

>>34935274
My mom gave birth to all her kids in her early 20s.

>>34935170
>yes 4
there is like a twelve year gap between one of use and the rest of us
older brother (30s)
older sister (early (20s)
me at 18
and younger bro at 15
>was the middle child of the 3 and ended up being the slave child
none of them are really robots

2 siblings
eldest
1 is a turbo normie and the youngest is a tumblrina in the making
i want to be a good brother to them but i'm too anchored by my own troubles. At least i don't really bother them in any way as we don't really interact.

>>34936007
>tfw my mom gave birth to all her kids in her 30s

>>34935170
Brother and sister both dead.
>MFW escaped being a POS middle child.

>>34936081
>youngest is a tumblrina in the making
>i want to be a good brother to them
You have to help her

>>34935742
Twin sister? Have you guys considered working in the lucrative and exciting world of porn?

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>>34935170
>1st born and one turbonormie younger brother
I really do believe that 1st child has much bigger chance at ending up being robot.

>>34935170
>Yes. One brother. Two sisters.
>Eldest
>Brother (15) is robotish around girls, but still too young and optimistic to be considered robot.
>First sister (12) was an accident by my mother and her temp. boyfriend. I have not seen her in 8 years due to cutting contact with my mother.
>Second sister (12) is on my dad's side and seems to be on the course towards Stacyship. She often bullies my dad and brother.

>>34935170
>one brother
>Younger
>My brother is very handsome, tall, friendly, every guy is in love with him. But he struggles to find a gf

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> do you have siblings?
Yes. 18 year old little brother and 16 year old little sister
> are you the eldest, middle or youngest?
Eldest
> are your siblings robots?
Not robots but not full blown normies either.

Little bro is a lot like me but a bit more normal and outgoing but slightly uglier. Doesn't have social life outside of high school.

Little sister browses tumblr, dresses in grunge fashion and wears a choker and claims to have depression and suicidial thoughts. Only of the siblings to have IRL friends.

>>34936288
>But he struggles to find a gf
Why don't you be his gf?

>>34935170
my sister is a Stacy

im a successful normie but I was a cyborg until about 4 years ago.

>>34935170
>A Stacy and a Chad brother whos a closet cyborg
>Youngest
>NO

FUCK 'EM

>2 older stacey sisters, one was adopted
>younger stacey sister
>tfw middle child
>tfw twin brother is a chad (ferternal, complete opposites)

>>34936255
>1st child has much bigger chance at ending up being robot.

Nope it's the opposite. Older children are almost always normies. It's the younger child who is at high risk of robothood.

There are both social and genetic reasons for this.

>>34935170
> do you have siblings?
Yes, 5.
> are you the eldest, middle or youngest?
Eldest of all of them.
> are your siblings robots?
Not really, no.

Sister, 2 years younger than me. A bit mentally screwy and nasty looking. I've always got on well with her.
Brother, 7 years younger than me. Too soft and cuddly for most normies, but I wouldn't call him a robot.
Two more sisters, 9 and 10 years younger, one's a sociopathic turbo-stacy and the other's alright, although I've not talked to her much in recent years.

>>34935170
>Youngest
>Brother's a facist, and sometimes an asshole, but hey, at least we both browse 4chan.
>He's kind of the barrier between normie and a bot

>>34936542
>There are both social and genetic reasons for this.
Such as?

>>34935793
>>34935856
You guys sound like good brothers.

>>34935170
1 brother and 1 sister. I'm the youngest. I think my brother is a robot too because he's a khv and he's 26 this year. Doesn't have much friends on his workplace and seems introverted like me. I feel bad for my dad because he was a good sportsmen and can interact very easily.

Sis is a normie but not Stacy-level. Had a few boyfriends before.

>>34936648
>mother has the younger child later in life, so he has higher chance of autism

>older sibling has known parents longer and has formed a stronger relationship with them

>older sibling was the first for everything

>older sibling is bigger and can bully the younger sibling and get whatever he wants

>older sibling has no expectations placed upon him because he's the one who sets the bar, whereas if the younger sibling fails to live to up to older one's standards, parents see him as a disappointment and a failure

>>34935170
1. Yes: two
2. Eldest
3. No.

I'm 23, my sister is 26

She doesn't have any friends and she's amonst the top 10 fattest people I've ever met, but she runs her own small business so I can't really throw too much shade at her

>>34936917
Maybe you should be her friend.
Also help her lose weight.

>>34935274
I'm an only child and mom gave birth at 35

>>34935236
>mfw you're the link between autism and chaddness

Kek

>>34936433
B-but that's forbidden anon

>>34937056
Things are only forbidden when they're too good for everyone to have

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>>34935170
I'm the oldest sibling and have 2 younger bros.
They both browse 4chan, and are what I would consider robots. I prefer them to most people and though we are all 6 years apart in age, I consider them to be my peers. They don't get along very well when I'm not around, which I feel a little guilty about sometimes, but its not my job to be their mediator forever.
We also bond over how much our mother fucking sucks, which is a lot.
I love those faggots.

>>34935170
>> do you have siblings?
Brother
>> are you the eldest, middle or youngest?
I am the youngest
>> are your siblings robots?
To make me even more pathetic my brother is a full blown chad

>>34935170
I have two younger sisters I have to protect and one younger brother I have to keep in check.

One of my sisters is really decent and I'm quite proud of her, she's an 18 year old virgin who dresses nice, does well at school, never drinks and only has female friends. She has my confidence, feels she's too good for all the normalfags. My favourite sibling by far.

My younger sister is 13 and is falling quite out of line. She isn't drinking as far as I know but she hangs out with a lot of boys and frequently gets disciplined at school. She's by far the worst at school of the family and kind of the black sheep, though I try to get her back in line and make sure she ends up decent.

My brother is 15 now and I can't read him well. He sees me as an example up to some point, but he is also influenced by his peers a lot. He definitely has my sense of humor but he's part of the cool kids and has to maintain that status, whereas I just didn't ever give a shit about other people.

I really like being the big brother though, they all look up to me and I have a huge influence on them. Also I get to scare kids away from my siblings from time to time.

>>34936841
>>older sibling has no expectations placed upon him
Yeah, no. Older siblings has to met higher expectations because parents want them to be example for younger ones.

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>>34936697
thanks anon

originally

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>>34935170
2 siblings
An SJW-stacy older sister
A chad younger brother
>tfw my parents rarely get mad at me because they think I have a fragile mental state and they pity me

>>34937153
Keep being a good big brother anon.

>>34937117
Dammit, you lucky bastard.

>>34937167
And if younger brother fails to live up to the standards set by older brother, he will always be a disappointment in the parents' eyes.

>>34937189
Thanks, I try.

Orginally.

>>34937238
In my case, i'm the disappointment as the older one.

>1 brother and 1 sister
>eldest
>Brother might be a robot but unsure. Little sister is five so I doubt it.

>>34937258
I wish my older brother had been like you anon. My older brother is a scumbag who was always cruel to me and destroyed my self esteem.

And now he is a church youth leader. He never gave a shit about me and still doesn't but he preaches about kindness and love.

>>34937195
Why do you consider me lucky?

>>34937386
That close familial bond makes me jealous. All I've got is my sister when it come to family - >>34936582

>>34937324
That sucks. With the way my little bro looks up to me I could probably completely destroy his self esteem if I kept hurling insults at him. Gotta be pretty shitty to have a big brother like that.

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>>34935236
Maura is that you?

If it's you which it probably is you're a Stacy and need to gtfo

And yes I acknowledge I am top autismo

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>>34937268
>genetically smarter and superior
>fucks up anyway

HAHA eat shit

>>34937446
My mother forced me to raise my little brothers by virtue of being an awful person.
I should only be their sibling but instead I'm their mom, too. That's probably why we're so close.

>>34937676
>genetically smarter and superior
Baseless assumptions

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Who /outshone by their sibling/ here

>older brother is succesful outgoing Chad with lots of friends
>whole town knows who he is
>family is very proud of him
>I'm just known as Chad's little brother
>people barely even know who I am
>people have even joked right in front of me that I'm a nobody and that my older brother overshadows me

>>34937718
>tfw people have said to my Chad older brother that they didn't even know he had a younger brother

>>34937714
On average they will have better genetics from younger parents at conception, but there's so many other factors and variation between people it can basically be ignored.

Unless you have down's and your Mum's 40 years older than you.

>>34935170
One younger cyborg sister.

She's actually cool, albeit anti-social and anxious.

>>34938996
Go eat lunch with her

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1 Stacy older sister, 2 Chad brothers, I'm the only child of my dad who is still a virgin. My sister is 32 years old, I'm 27, one of my brothers is 24, the other one is 21, and I'm the only one who still hasn't figure it out how to have a loving partner

>>34935170
>4 siblings (1 full sister, 2 maternal brothers, 1 paternal brother)
>I'm eldest sibling
>My siblings are all, like me, messed up. All my brothers are too young to tell if they're gonna be robots, but they sometimes display robotic qualities. My Sister (shes In 9th grade now) has some robotic qualities and is messed up, but has a bf.

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>sister (oldest)

Excelling in med school. Intelligent and very antisocial/can't stand most people, that's her only robot trait. Can be hard to keep in touch with. Her and I kept the other two in check as kids.

>older brother

Does well in school, but liberal-academic to the point of being pretty "nu male"ish as some would put it. Funny as hell. Despite being a lady killer, I know for a fact he's pretty robot-ish and browses the chanz.

>me

Least remarkable of the four of us. Just a regular dude who's gone boring job to boring job as necessary. Guess I'd call myself a cyborg.

>younger brother

Was always the problem child out of all of us, got in a lot of trouble in and out of school. Has been doing well in the Marines. Tough as fuck, usually stuck up for us as kids despite being the baby.

>>34937718

I think we all know that feel, fampai

>>34935170
So no one else here is the oldest yet is still considered a disappointment? Alrighty then.

2 younger brothers, I'm the most autistic of them all but we are all fairly autistic. The youngest gets away with it though because he looks like Chad.

>>34935170
>Yes I have 4, 2 older sisters one five years older who was always a mother figure to me love her to death and one three years older was one mean cunt when we were young but were cool now and we hang out and shit, 1 younger sister (Dad) and 1 younger brother (Mom)
>I'm the youngest of the OG bunch that my Mom and Dad had
>No, at least not the older sisters. It's too early too tell for young ones they're only 5 and 6

>>34938996

Sounds qt af desu

>>34940078
Yeah I wish I had really cool little sister that wasn't 13 years younger than me it's just too much of gap

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>>34935170
>2 Stacy sister

How the fuck you're a robot and not a Chad if all of you came out of the same pussy? I suppose you're a robot because you're posting here on /r9k/ a board exclusive us virgins

2 siblings, younger sister older brother.

Sister is a Stacy and is going to an Ivy league school. Brother isn't as social but is smart, and I'm the fuck up

>>34935170
>4
>oldest
>weird but normal

>one older brother who is a heroin addict and a cashier at walmart currently
>he is extremely talented at guitar and singing
>he graduated uni with a music degree, but his addiction took over and now he doesn't even care about using his degree for a better job

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>>34935224
>Fugg brother
>Produce tard babies
>Family disown you and brother
>''M-M-Muh fetish"
Funfact: All of incest fetish porn is fake on actual porn sites
If it happens it is taken down immediately

>>34940372
It's much more common for a woman to be a Stacey than a man to be a Chad

2 older sisters
1 is in culinary school I think
The other is a model and in LA for a month
Neither are robots.

Fembot with 4 Stacey sisters

Life is a living nightmare

Yes.
I'm the eldest.
My little sister is... complicated.
She's kinda like me, but she's also big into #420blazeit culture, booze, etc., mainly to escape the crippling depression and anxiety we both acquired from our shitty childhood. (I just got a therapist instead.)
I can't tell whether that makes her less or more of a robot.

1 younger sister

Fucked some guy and decided to raise the baby alone.

Kek.

>>34936542
>>34936841
>oldest sibling has highest risk for many illnesses and disabilities

>oldest sibling "prepares" womb and related parts for younger siblings -> fewer natal complications for younger siblings

>parents usually pick younger siblings' side in arguments, conflicts, fights, etc.

>oldest child gets most expectations from parents and extended family

>parents are more relaxed with younger siblings

>parents make more mistakes with their oldest child, often due to lack of experience and not quite having settled down yet

>parents can learn from mistakes they made with the oldest child and raise younger children better

>younger siblings often get more presents and affection, which can lower the self-esteem of oldest sibling

>younger siblings typically have better social skills, one reason for this is the fact that they usually grow up around more people

>>34937238
OR parents blame the older sibling for the younger sibling's failures, because he wasn't a good example.

>>34937718
I will be and I'm the older sibling.

>>34939809
I am. My post is >>34935953.

>tfw even your fellow robots/cyborgs don't notice you

>>34935170
>Yes, one of each gender
>Youngest
>Polar opposite of robots

Middle child here. 1 older 1 younger. Both are Chads.