Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way! Merry Christmas,

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>>34933103
it's feburary you dumb slant-eyed cunt

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I want a husky for christmas, can you make this possible OP are you an elf hello????? HELLO??????

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>>34933112
It's Christmas, anon. You're crazy desu.

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>>34933127
Yes , anon. I am an elf desu. Miao!

>>34933143

Alright. Well. I want a husky. Make it happen. Or else.

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>>34933154
No
I have an itchy buttholu desu

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>>34933210

Fucking degenerate, get outta here you dumb elf

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>>34933224
Do not disrespect me , doggo. I'll rape you then shoot you in the balls desu

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>>34933245

The only thing you'll shoot is yourself. Hopefully today.

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>>34933260
Teehee silly dog , that won't happen anytime soon and if it does then I'm taking you with me

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Oddly enough, it's only around now that I can tolerate Christmas carols. Just heard "Do you hear what I hear" by Johnny Mathis in my mp3 collection too. I guess its years working in a supermarket and watching the sentiments packed up along with the unsold merchandise, and the next holiday prepackaged to shove on the shelf in turn. Love the music,laugh at the holiday with its hypocrisy and time money and effort squandered on the ungrateful wretches who will ignore you for the next 10 months until the Magical Season squats out the turd of sentimentality.

Ho ho ho.

Dear Santa,

Please give me a revolver for Christmas so I can finally shoot myself.

Love, Anon

Guys i just made so much hot coco right now

>>34933718
Dear Anon,
I'm afraid that i'm going to use that revolver.
Love, Santa.